we hare touristcore here edition
old >>127017078
faq https://pastebin.com/vHeAR1Bt

Those albums are being removed from the rubbish bin because they are treasures.

summoning Bongman

Artist: Darkthrone
Album: Panzerfaust
Song: Beholding The Throne of Might

>And destruction upon the holy man
>Who hails a jew

BLASTING

>>127019717 (OP)
>we hare

BLASTING

>>127019759

>>127019759

>>127019717 (OP)
>we hare
RABBIT METAL, FINALLY!

Eugenics. Filtration. Same thing.

Praise KalmBACH

>>127019765
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lVa5zAamVTU

>>127019767
Adam "Jungle Fever" Kalmbach will be taking on some new influences.

>>127019705
>close
Is anyone going to let the baIdie know that everything pre 2000's is diapershit?

>>127019741
Kenose is almost among the worst albums DsO ever made post-SMRC, purely for how garbage I and III are.

>>127019765
Watership Down is pretty metal.

>>127019774
>Kenose is almost among the worst albums DsO ever made
>it's an EP
Fucking hell you have the lowest IQ here.

Need a voodoo metal gf

>>127019759
I will listen to diapershit and you can't stop me

>>127019780
Enjoy miscegenation.

>>127019778
>uhhh Kenose isn't an album
>but my 15 minute long Grindrcore "album" that is an overglorified compilation of sound bites ranging from 1 to 10 seconds long is a real album
NGMI.

>>127019782
Mr Crowley is still top 10 all time lead guitar work in Metal

>>127019774
What are Portal's influences? I think i remember reading Morbid Angel and Beherit. I'd be more apt to include Demoncy but I don't know.

>>127019782
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yVSmiDJB-PI&list=RDyVSmiDJB-PI&start_radio=1

>>127019789
ok

>>127019792
Yes, inherently.

Do you think Varg moved to France because he thought life would be like in Asterix and Obelix?

>>127019759

I'm legitimately mentally retarded, metal for this feel?

>>127019821
He moved because he married a French woman, was in debt for arson and wanted to homeschool his children

>>127019780
Your post has nothing to do with music, let alone metal. Fuck off back to /soc/.

>>127019796
yeah I listen for Randy

>>127019830
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VB0j_NksX1U&list=PLymNFxwBo3tjGcWVs-5Z5EjcW_FDmK5XD&index=1&pp=iAQB8AUB

>>127019830
the albums in the OP

>>127019821
don't dead name xim like that
xe is Louis Cachet

>>127019837
Why are you so mad

>>127019801
Chris' number 1 influence is Trey Azagthoth and Morbid Angel.

>>127019830
Wigga slam

>>127019862
>knowing the guys first name
GAY!

>>127019874
>seething incel

>>127019899
>calling people incels on 4chan
GAY!

Post FAT riffs
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wRIkfMSnED4

>>127019912
https://youtu.be/AGXxQ1QMhYw

>>127019912
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CjP2HZ4-5ps&pp=ygUSc29kb20gYWdlbnQgb3Jhbmdl

>>127019912
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DEN1YKL6iEI&list=RDDEN1YKL6iEI&start_radio=1&ab_channel=MrStonebeliever

>>127019912
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VGAkTuZ6C3I&pp=ygUcbWV0YWwgY2h1aXJjaCBzdGFydCB0aGUgZmlyZQ%3D%3D

>>127019912
Who keeps feeding Yeji cakes?

>>127019801
You can try to find their influences, but nothing sounds like Portal's guitarwork before Portal. The best you can look at is some war metal, but I absolutely wouldn't say Beherit. A far more obvious answer is something like Bestial Warlust who are probably one of the most intense war metal acts there is, while living in the same country as Portal. Maybe he noticed the rising notes of the title track at 1:23 and wanted to base his playing around that. More likely than Morbid Angel of all things and fucking Beherit, thats for sure.

Three bands:
Portal
Gorguts
DsO

All three are mysteries despite my best efforts to figure out how they came to be.

Here is the earliest Portal demo
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0z7W3grkjpo
1998, a year before even Failures for Gods.

When you realize Obscura was already half made in 1993 but just had no one to publish it
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QkmeaPEqfZ8
I mean idk brother, what fucking influences even existed that were comparable in 1993 lol.

Where did DsO figure out how to do their tone cluster sonorist stuff
https://youtu.be/skAFt_Lt9es?t=117
The best link you get is them listening to Pendereki apparently.

Only explanation is their own unique characteristics brought it into being.

>>127019912
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=G0hyTmKvsK0
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5xNhL31yIpk

Bow down to the gods of metal peasants.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=b3FpfQOxiKA&ab_channel=Slipknot

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TPSenKymLwk&ab_channel=Slipknot

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8PR7O23tJ7k&ab_channel=Slipknot

>>127019978
not metal

Nu Metal is Metal
you might not like it
but it is fact

>>127019968
>of the title track at 1:23
Sorry not the title track, its this
https://youtu.be/_xCOr1CSxko?t=83
Not really a great connection, but idk, Portals guitarist loves creepy rising notes.

>gods of metal
>slipknot

>>127019968
Why do you worship those meme bands
War metal is a joke

>>127020012
>Why do you worship those meme bands
I didn't post Gayer thoughever?

WANDERING IN THE NIGHT PALE SWORDSMAN

We love Slayer here

>>127020024
Gayer is shit but still better than war metal. Why would you discuss war shital when you have bands like DSO, Ad Nauseam? In what world does a person like both war memetal and actual good music?

>>127019968
>More likely than Morbid Angel of all things
You're a fucking idiot.

>>127019988
oh no? name a song heavier than Metabolic faggot>>127020001

Or name an album heavier than IOWA.

>>127019912
She's a big girl

>>127020001
You say bait, but that guy really wants to be accepted.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=E_cPO1P83I8&pp=ygUec2VwdWx0dXJhIGlucXVpc2l0aW9uIHN5bXBob255 one of the best thrash songs ever written

>>127020052
Literally any cannibal corpse track

>>127020056
More like trash

>>127020041
Who said I like war shital thoughever?

>>127020044
Keep crying numale, feel free to show any sort of actual musical connection between the two.

>>127020052
>Or name an album heavier than IOWA.
Sadistik Exekution - The Magus and any death metal album

Portal is a gimmick band like Babymetal or Burzum

>>127020041
nta, but Tyrants Blood.

>>127020082
Thank you tranny sister

Average IQ of this thread: Subhuman

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=F1mueW3BVSU&list=RDF1mueW3BVSU&start_radio=1&ab_channel=acrudelydrawnrat

>>127019789
>miscegenation
hell yeah, just like God (Lemmy) intended

>>127020094
Imagine the average smell of the thread

>>127019978
I liked the drumming on this one but corey taylor is a very shit tier whiney vocalist, what a shame

>>127019821
>>127019912
The two extremes of my personal tastes as far as body fat goes. I can't being or end to tell you what gross and beautiful thing I'd do to either/both of them.

>>127020056
Yeah it might be
I have a soft spot for early Sepultura, this album especially

>>127019978
>>127019993
bait is supposed to be believable

Portal has some of the most identifiable guitarwork imaginable, and it has nothing to do with production. Literally the complete opposite of a gimmick band.
>erm the hecking vacuum cleaner dood?
Tourist doesn't even know ION exists.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=S0xu-wIpfLQ
Tuned standard E.
Squeakiest of squeaky production.
BaIdkeks in shambles.

>>127020067
boring boomer shit
>>127020052
the cleansing, yes im serious.

>>127020038
I'd love to slay that ass if you know what I mean (sexual ravaging is what I mean)

>>127020070
>Keep crying numale, feel free to show any sort of actual musical connection between the two.
You said Morbid Angel didn't influence Portal. Neck up you cunt.

>>127020146
I never said it's good metal
just that it is metal.

>>127020160
huh what u mean

>>127020164
Incoherent post.

>>127020164
Show him, Bongman.

>>127020138
Early Sepultura is nothing but pure fucking gold, love every single one of their albums from 85-91
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mNq0G0iHVuo&list=PLlTSqF66IqjUMerFe3fdND1hQ0EhuFJLf&index=2&pp=iAQB8AUB

>>127020155
I need le hecking novelterino i must updoot

Portal actually did say it was Morbid Angel and Immolation. Same for Hasjarl.

>>127020117
Currently I smell of baby powder and old paper, with a hint of that fresh out-of-the-shower scrotum smell. Kinda waxy?
>>127020138
>I have a soft spot for early Sepultura
What self-respecting and respectable metalhead doesn't?
>>127020148
>Tourist doesn't even know ION exists.
Speaking of, at first listen I remember dismissing that album because I found the production to be too thin and tinny. Wonder what the fuck I was thinking, it's one of their best (though I still think Swarth is their magnum opus).

>>127020179
an alltime sovlful classic

>>127020167
bait is supposed to be believable

What happened to Sepultura? DEI?

>>127020188

>>127020067
literally just listened to scourge of iron, a pathetic excuse of a song, you gonna compare that to people = shit and say it's heavier

>>127020076
sorry bro, ininteligible growling doesn't mean heavy

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=52wtjXBOToI&ab_channel=HeavyMetal

Corey at literally 51 years old shits on your wannabe "anal fetus rape i wanna masturbate with jesus' tears" bands.

I'm supposed to dislike good production?

>>127020205
They wanted the nu-metal money

>>127020205
They succumbed to the seductions of the american't market
>>127020168
I mean I would give that ass anal in the ass with my dick inside that ass anally

>>127020148
>Tourist doesn't even know ION exists.
How in the fuck do you think that's obscure? I guarantee you've been youtube streaming Portal for 2 years max.

If you dont respect the classics like Slayer, you are not allowed in my metal scene. Would rip your battlejacket from your shoulders and call you a phony.

>>127020223
The bait isn't even believable

>>127020223
bait is supposed to be believable

>>127020188
Yeah too bad none of it shows in the music, Hasjarl also refuses to mention VBE/Czral despite writing this fucking phrase https://youtu.be/skAFt_Lt9es?t=10, but claims grindrcore bands have influenced his sound despite there not being a single moment in any DsO album that made me even think of the possibility of such a thing being there.

What musicians say is irrelevant, they can withhold influences they don't want to share, they can pretend they have connections to music that really never held any part in their sound. If you think you can find moments of Morbid Angel and Immolation that are stronger than Bestial Warlust - a band in their very own country mind you - then post it.

>>127020205
They hired an American to replace Max.

>>127020252
>youtube-comment-tier tripe
cringe and gay

>>127020260

>>127020238
this is /metal/ so you're supposed to shit on every album released after the year 2000, get with the program

>>127020249
>do you think that's obscure?
5hr3ddit reading comprehension strikes again.

>>127020260
>Czral
what about Yusaf, who wrote the music
>>127020282
>after the year 2000
unless it's USNSBM in which case you're supposed to pretend it's good

>>127020258
>>127020255

these elitist faggots keep mentioning bait.

you literally can not name a single band or song heavier than a song from IOWA

name it, right now, name a song heavier than metabolic or new abortion

then you faggots can run home, and wear your little vests and pretend you're "dark" and "heavy"

>>127020318
My vest is more important to me than my own baby daughter Doro. This is how much I love metal.

>>127020318
>these faggots keep mentioning bait
yes because you're trying to get (You)'s, nobody is this retarded

>>127020299
>Yusaf, who wrote the music
Lol, he wishes.

Have any doubts? Listen to Virus, and then listen to DHG. Tell me why Yasuf went from sporky norsecore on Satanic Arts, to magically a completely and wholly unique style for VBE - and then spent the entire rest of his life writing more sporky norsecore again? Meanwhile Czral managed to continue being a perfect replica of that VBE sound with Virus seperate from Yasuf.

>>127020318
bait is supposed to be believable

>>127020369
>Have any doubts? Listen to Virus, and then listen to DHG.
Sure
>Tell me why
Everything you wrote after this is nonsensical. Listen to Aura Noir and tell me how Czarl went completely unique for VBE. Listen to the portion of DHG's discography that you conveniently avoided and tell me that's not the product of the mind behind VBE. Listen to other stuff Yusaf was involved in and do the same. And Virus is in no way a perfect replica of VBE. If anything it's closer to Voivöd. Even Bjeima is closer to VBE than him.
Regardless, it's a fact that Yusaf wrote the music. This is not up for debate. Maybe if you got your info from anywhere other than the fagcyclopedia retardum.

>>127019717 (OP)
based edition

>>127019759
finally giving this record a spin after only listening to their debut a while back and liking it well enough

metal needs to be more inclusive to women, but only to hot ones with huge knockers

early sepultura is the poor man's slayer

>>127020260
>but claims grindrcore bands have influenced his sound despite there not being a single moment
Of course you'd know more about his music than he does.

>>127020434
early Sepultura MOGS slayer lol

>>127020426
>finally listening to early Bathory
Man I hate to be the kind of guy who assumes everyone's born with all the knowledge they "ought to" have, but what's kept you?
>>127020431
>huge knockers
What if I like 'em small? I'm more of an ass/thigh fiend myself

>>127020447
>but what's kept you?
I mentioned this a couple threads ago but I just don't listen to extreme metal that often. :P

>>127020447
Stop being such a creepy sexperv.

>>127020436
Do not engage with schizos
>>127020440
Most things do, what with them having about one and a half decent albums total

>>127020440
ah yes, another contrarian

>>127020453
That's perfectly valid, welcome to the show and I hope you enjoy it immensely
>>127020455
Never

>>127019792
I agree with grindcore being gay, but kenose is an EP.

>>127020457
>one and a half decent albums total
Hell Awaits and South of Heaven, don't care about their discography otherwise and think they're horrendously overrated.

>>127020460
look I actually like early slayer, but Sepultura completely trounces them from riffs, to solos, to drumming, to heavines... pretty much every aspect really

I was preparing to blast but it kinda sucks.
I really liked Epica in my teens and twenties. Now I'm wondering if they always sucked.

>>127020426
FIRST WAVE REIGNS SUPREME

>>127020467
An EP as in an extended play, as in extended beyond the length of your average full length, yes

>>127020472
Simone Simmons sucks if you know what I mean

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SV9KRKDZCq0&pp=ygUMc3B1bWUgcHNldWRv

>>127020460
ah yes, another mogged slayercuck

>band releases an EP
>length is 57 minutes

>>127020492
You know what those midrifs need? My cum smeared all over them

>>127020492
anon here posting midriffs and mid riffs, gotta love him

>>127020482
Absolutely.
I've seen them live three times and she's absurdly hot.
This album ain't it though.

>band releases an LP
>length is 25 minutes

RABM reigns supreme
FUCK NSBM

>>127019759

>>127020447
lots of reasons, might not like black metal that they have heard so going back to first gen they might have a prejudice against, or they might really like 2nd wave and consider 1st wave not trve
They could be an autist that listens to their same favorites over and over without branching out much (I'm guilty)
Or can just be so much metal out there can't consume things that were before your time.

>>127020510
I love funeral doom.
>>127020536
I love grind.

>>127020421
>Listen to the portion of DHG's discography that you conveniently avoided
Its literally all the same sporky norsecore as satantic Arts, the only difference is the spork to norsecore ratio.
>Virus is in no way a perfect replica of VBE. If anything it's closer to Voivöd
Completely delusional.

VBE phrase:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Q0k6Uw0VSE4
Voivod phrase:
https://youtu.be/8TUWd7VgWHw?t=82
Virus phrase:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_a-C488QP-U

Lol.
Lmao.


>>127020436
>no one can lie, ever, everyone tells me the truth 100% of the time, especially in interviews to the public
The intellect of a senile old man is astounding.

>band releases a demo
>studio quality, 10 songs, ~40 minutes

>>127020249
They may not be obscure, but you are retarded If you think it's a well know band. Only disso fans regularly mention them

>>127020558
I was actually thinking of Gorgoroth's Antichrist

>>127020481
Imagine being proud of having adhd

>>127020558
>funeral doom
>https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/A_Change_of_Seasons

>>127020559
>spork spork delusional senile lmao lol lmao
>presents no evidence no counterargument no source no nothing except a handful of links and the expectations that others will agree because it's easier than arguing with a spaz schizo
>THEY'RE LYING AND I'M RIGHT, THEY LIE ABOUT THE MUSIC BUT I AM RIGHT FOREVER
Lol. Lmao.

>>127020581
No thanks; why would I do that?
>>127020549
I love Rage Against Be Machine

>>127020194
>though I still think Swarth is their magnum opus).
But why?

For me its Outre and then Ion as number two. Outre has the single greatest moments of the band such as the ending (or shall I say outre...) of Abysmill, last quarter of Omnipotent Crawling Chaos, and all of 13 Globes. Ion is number two for just being the sharpest most razor wire album there is, no wall of noise hiding anything, all the intensity is laid to bear without any edges softened.

>>127020584
>>127020572
Damn wrong on both counts oh well.

>>127020584
>5. "The Big Medley"
>"In the Flesh?" (Pink Floyd cover)
>"Carry On Wayward Son" (Kansas cover)
>"Bohemian Rhapsody" (Queen cover)
>"Lovin', Touchin', Squeezin'" (Journey cover)
>"Cruise Control" (Dixie Dregs cover)
>"Turn It On Again" (Genesis cover)"
I already hated Dream Theater, there was no need of making me aware of this

>>127020592
Incoherent post.

Thoughts?

>>127020592
>>THEY'RE LYING AND I'M RIGHT, THEY LIE ABOUT THE MUSIC BUT I AM RIGHT FOREVER
CORRECT.

Outre - most atmospheric
Swarth - riffiest
Ion - most technical
Avow - most disso

>>127020426
middle child ass album

>>127020567
>They may not be obscure
Learn to read English before responding to it.

>>127020618
>But why?
There is no vaild answer to this other than "I just like it better than the rest". Then again there is no Portal album I don't love, even the kinda pointless exercise in power electronics that was Hagbulbia.

>>127020653
>Swarth - riffiest
But Outre has their best riffs?

https://youtu.be/0kTEmPaF8Pk?t=122

>>127020655
I have to agree with you so far. Total Destruction was great but the rest of the stuff on here isn't really impressing me so far. Liked the sheer manic energy of their debut a lot more. :P

>>127020653
Ion should be "the one with clean production"

>>127020653
I'd say Swarth is also their most brutal

>>127020667
Sign of the Black Mark is at least as good as the debut just so you know

>>127020656
>Learn to read English before responding to it.
More than a bit rich coming from you to that guy after you just wrote >>127020249 LOL!

>>127020667
Weird, I think that album is a realisation of the potential the debut showed. The debut is an extreme metal trail blazer to be sure, but The Return is the actual birth of black metal as it's commonly understood.

>>127020383
>>127020364

find slipknot you pathetic mongrels, no amount of tanzanian guttural garbage will get you home

this will get you home

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HtMxyNqQCH4&ab_channel=Slipknot-Topic

come home

>wigger shit
Yawn

>>127020683
>The Return is the actual birth of black metal as it's commonly understood.

>>127020559
>>no one can lie, ever, everyone tells me the truth 100% of the time, especially in interviews to the public
>I NEED my version of this musician's life to be correct and will do ANYTHING to achieve it

>>127020693
Even less coherent than the last reply you made to the same post.

>>127020689
bait is supposed to be believable

>>127020689
slipknot has always sounded like a 14 year old's temper tantrum because his mommy took away his xbox

>>127020683
>Weird, I think that album is a realisation of the potential the debut showed
I understand where you're coming from completely but to me there's just not much energy in the playing. Quorthon's vocals are great but that's all I'm getting from this record so far. :(

>>127020666
Swarth has riffs that might appeal to a wider audience.

>>127020691
damn, this ms paint edit is incontrovertible evidence that I am wrong, how will I recover?

we love Iowa (the album) here.

>>127020682
You are French Canadian, but only speak the superior man's tongue: English. But not well. Why is that?

>>127020721
>I am wrong,
Correct. NBM (Not Black Metal)

most cringe metal genre?

>>127020739
What's the one you like the most?

>>127020739
The non-metal subgenre

>>127020731
>superior man's tongue: English
English is the whore of languages. Ready, willing, and able to be used, abused, misused by literally anyone. Why else do you think it is the language of the internet?

>>127020559

i wouldn't wish this on my worst enemy

this is literally the worst shit i've ever heard in my lilfetime.

spongebob music

end your life

>>127020709
>>127020710

you have never listened to a slipknot album, you pathetic weasels

>>127020739
Slam, by a mile. Literally the ironic weeb genre of metal.

>>127020739
kawaii metal

>>127020747
Bait is supposed to be believable

>>127020738
For whatit's worth, I'm confident in asserting that Fenriz knows better than you.

Slopknot lmao

>>127020747
>you have never listened to a slipknot album, you pathetic weasels
Yes I have, and their debut is one of the worst pieces of shit I've ever heard in my life. Nu metal is not metal, nor is it even music. It's nothing but pure garbage.

slayer are peak metal
cope all you want

>>127020778
>Slip the knot inside me daddy uwu

>>127020739
Dissodiaper

>>127020786
>85-91 sepultura is peak metal
is this what you meant?

Whenever I happen to look in at this thread there are always diapers being mentioned.

>>127020731
English is an invention by the French (Normans).

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xdSF_9p36tQ

>>127020779
>>127020778
>>127020762

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qER3bxGs47M&t=1628s&ab_channel=REKNOT%E2%9B%A7

cope faggots

enjoy your 100 fans "anal fetus rape" "bands"

>slayer are peak metal
>cope all you want

>>127020815
Bait is supposed to be believable

>>127020775
>appeal to authority from talent hack trend hopper that only became famous from stealing Celtic Frost (NBM) riffs.
NGMI.

>>127020815
>festival called ROCK am Ring
>not METAL am Ring

>>127020426
I just got addicted to s/t a couple days ago I've listened like 10 times now and learned a couple of the songs. First time I heard it years ago I got filtered hard by the production. Now it sounds great not sure if I changed or my audio set up is better or what. Listened to Blood Fire Death and loved it too. Now I'm a Bathory fan

>>127020718
It should really be
Swarth: The Popcletus of Portal

>>127020833
>I got filtered hard by the production.
I actually wasn't bothered by it, my problem with S/T is that I thought too many songs ran together. I still enjoyed it quite a bit, but in no world would I call it a masterpiece.

And The Return so far is just a weaker version of their S/T. I'm on the final song and while I can pick apart some cool riffs here and there I've just been kind of bored for most of this record. Maybe it is the production but the songs themselves just aren't wowing me.

>>127020828
who are you quoting

>>127020815
I actually kinda like Slipknot, I mean I've been a teenager too, but what do you hope to achieve by posting recordings of clowns hitting trash cans?

>>127020879
It's called trolling, and as long as it gets a reaction it wins

>>127020872
>who are you quoting
one of the many personalities he's cultivated in his head from 2 years of social isolation

>>127020867
>>127020667
I already said, The Return and the debut are both dogshit. Quorthon really benefitted when he started to incorporate Manowar style of writing in UTSOTBM. He's at his best when hes playing mid tempo grandoise stuff and singing his heart out while some unremarkable power chords are strumming underneath.

https://youtu.be/W5SzJgtCCH4?t=32

>>127020828
>he thinks he knows better than one of the architects of 2nd wave
lmao etc

>>127020739
All metal is good. Deathcore, on the other hand, is the shitty imitation that regular people conflate with actual metal.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OWjs0MFTtL0[Embed]

>flatbrim wigger breakdowns
>hiphop music video
>no Despised Icon influence

It's deathcore time.

>>127020872
You.
>NOOOOO HES NOT AN RIP OFF ARTIST PLAGIARIZING CELTIC FROST (NBM)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lHvWX6bLo5A

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lHvWX6bLo5A

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lHvWX6bLo5A

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lHvWX6bLo5A

>>127020896
I like the debut better than Under the Sign of the Black Mark

>>127020896
>The Return and the debut are both dogshit.
Opinions discarded retroactively and in perpetuity

>>127020830
>>127020827

>i'm gatekeeping

>>127020879

clown isn't even there you braindead piece of shit

>>127020910
literally making up arguments no one presented, fucking schizo

>>127020897
>One of the architects
He wishes lol.

This was written while he was making death metal albums kek.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=d9JQJsZV4uA

>>127020794
>we have slayer at home

>>127020815
Not saying it's bad but I never cared much for the hip hop influenced vocals, not my style

>>127020922
Bait is supposed to be believable

>>127020746
>>127020813
>subjugated cope

>>127020927
>I'm merely here to defend m'lords honor but totally don't believe he wasn't a plagiarist hack
Coward.

Black metal isn't trve if they are from a non-english speaking country and they write songs in english

>>127020910
>AN RIP OFF

>>127020426
Same anon here. It was decent, and I have no strong feelings on it whatsoever. "Total Destruction" was pretty cool but other than that it had some neat moments but overall I don't get the hype.

>>127020896
Plenty of people like the record, it's been on my list to check out for a while, so I listened to it.
>while some unremarkable power chords are strumming underneath
Why the hell would I want this? I don't listen to metal for lyrics or vocals, I only listen to it for riffs and instrumentation. If your way of selling later Bathory to me is "power chords with epic vocals, man" you're not doing a good job of selling it to me.

>>127020952
broken ESL English is trve as fvck you poser

>>127020945
Is that what the Bagel Bakers tell you?

>>127020950
Every single musician making black metal with blastbeats, tremolos, and shrieks is a plagiarist hack.

Not a single good album released this month

>>127020970
decade*

>>127020958
>If your way of selling later Bathory to me is "power chords with epic vocals, man" you're not doing a good job of selling it to me.
That's literally 95% of this popslop genre. You want something more than paraLEL fifths (power chords) and ebin vocals? Ok, here:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LR98i_uD46g

>>127020981
Thank you Prozak.

>>127020981
century*

>>127020964
Incoherent post.

>>127020986
>popslop
Yawn.

I don't know why I came back to this general. I can actually feel myself becoming more stupid every passing minute I spend with you people.

>>127020966
Correct. Only third wave was real.

https://youtu.be/-82gQaj3Ifk?t=32

>>127020986
>cover looks like shit smeared on a wall
totally listening (lol)

>>127020986
That's a good album though. Not sure what you thought you were accomplishing here.

>>127020940
>>127020942

So how does it feel knowing, hip hop corey still shits on every single one of your favourite "heaviest in the world" bands

1:https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0stBaRv7ies&ab_channel=jksvana

2:https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TPSenKymLwk&ab_channel=Slipknot

3:https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=52wtjXBOToI&ab_channel=HeavyMetal

Got you 3 different albums, because Iowa is too easy.

>>127020997
EMBRACE THE RETARDATION.

>>127021007
It only reveals what is within.

>>127020993
You (Anglos) are subjugated by the bagel bakers, so I was asking if they also told that to you.

>>127021010Bait is supposed to be believable

>>127020952
>>127020961
English and Japanese are objectively the master tongues for 2 reasons
1. The way they combine native vocab with foreign vocab gives speakers an exceptional amount of expressive power both in range and granularity. Witchcraft vs magic vs sorcery. Bugs vs insects, birds and flight vs avians and aviation. Show vs indicate, teach vs instruct, jam vs improvise. Japanese is the same but Chinese sounds more formal and stuffy as Latin and Greek do in English, not to mention all the english loan words which sound computery and/or pop-cultureish
2. Access to all the good content. Outside of Italian opera and German and Russian literature, you get everything from English and Japanese, especially in modern times. All the good fiction today is Japanese

I am the best guitarist to ever grace this general and have an elite understanding of musical theory.
Need proof? I just wrote this.
https://files.catbox.moe/hojmqw.mp3

who hype?

>>127021011
No. I'm leaving.

>>127021031
You're just a weeb

>>127019220
>>127019220
>>127019220

>>127020634
I'm going in.

>>127021009
>That's a good album though. Not sure what you thought you were accomplishing here.
Then why are you wasting your time on Bathory? Nothing Bathory made was good, and almost the entire of the metal genre is dogshit based around power chords and ebin vocals.

>>127021032
Wow...this is amazing. What are your influences?

>>127021045
Kpop, grindcore, the list could go on.

>>127021039
And my argument is undeniable

I'm going to say it

>three (3) entire threads on a saturday
Is this the hec effect?

>>127021071
I WANNA SEE OLIVIA's RODRIGO

>>127021071
America deserved 9/11?

>>127021071
You just roke up? Kaevum Kultur?

>>127021071
Nocturnus is the first good death metal album.

In this general we believe:
-Adam Kalmbach is the greatest composer of the 21st century.
and
-Kaevum - Kultur is the greatest album of the decade.

Ozzy's show ran with a two hour delay because all the musicians kept needing to have their diapers changed.

why didn't H give the slipknot poster any (you)s?

Bow down peasants.

>>127021125
Correct. Kalmvum Kulbach is beloved here.

>>127021125
Correct. We love trans people here.

>>127021129
IQ above sub-Saharan, unlike the rest of this general.

>>127021144
So you only donate (you)s to afrikangs?

All drums should be removed.

At the bare minimum the snare should be removed, because it would teach drummers to do more than continuously hit the same thing like a metronome all day.

>>127021178
That's called a beat I think. I'm no music expert though

>>127021178
>people asking for bass to be removed cause most the time they can't hear it anyway cause their hearlets
>now people asking for drums to be removed
what next, remove riffs?

Reminder

For every crusty vest wearing "metal elitist faggot"

I dare you to post a heavier song

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=b3FpfQOxiKA&ab_channel=Slipknot

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8PR7O23tJ7k&ab_channel=Slipknot

>>127021197
CORRECT.

>>127021197
>what next, remove riffs?

>>127021178
Unironically just listen to classical music. The lack of droning percussion is really refreshing. And then the dearth of percussion in classical music makes it really refreshing when you come back to metal

>>127021032
sounds like a mongoloid being a mongoloid

Sirs

>>127021222
what is riffless drumless bassless metal then?
dungeon synth?
Jute Gyte?

>>127021196
Beats exists with or without a drummer. Average musical literacy of /shr3ddit/ on full display.

>>127021228
>Unironically just listen to classical music.
I already do, and when I come back its only more apparent that the BATATATATATATATATATA adds literally nothing of value. Only Ehnahre knows how to use a drum kit for anything beyond blast gimmicks:
https://youtu.be/E2tbRo9kdnc?t=122

>>127021240
>metal
>Jute Gyte

>>127019759
>>127019761
Lamb of God actually rule.

>>127021256
Sorry I didn't know it was you, I would not have replied to you otherwise

Is dungeon synth "metal"?

They took down the imgur with the charts if anyone cares about that

>>127021256
True, how could I forget the superb drumming of Ehnahre.
https://youtu.be/0JJVQAlwXZY?t=151

...he still hasn't left...

may you develop intestinal worms and bleed from your cock

>>127021277
No.

>>127021240
I would not get rid of bass myself.
>what is riffless drumless bassless metal then?
No one has made drumless metal besides Snorre (unintentionally), and yes, its much better that way.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ckNEXKKPW6w

As for riffless + drumless metal? Doesn't exist (yet). It will in the future once people are willing to finally expand the metal genre to being more than a rocknroll subgenre.

>>127021256

Pathetic, compare this to Scissors.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=90tMJjWQTBQ&ab_channel=Slipknot

>>127021277
In spirit, yes; in practice, no.

>>127021282
What will I ever decide to listen to without some guy choosing a bunch of albums with a superficial connection at best and amounts to little more than "I like these."

I hope you go swim in the sea and a jellyfish crawls up your ass and you have to pull it out by the tentacles and it's extremely painful and traumatizes you for life and makes you scared of all water but you make a full physical recovery so everyone just thinks you're a retard who's scared of water

>>127020775
Fenriz literally contradicts himself and claims it was Euro and Snorre is the "actual beginning", you stinky newfaggot

>>127021337
Anyways, back to metal.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DSBBEDAGOTc

who revved him?

Thank you for this completely inane metal discussion, sisters.

>>127021321
>in the future once people are willing to finally expand the metal genre to being more than a rocknroll subgenre.
You still have a hope for that? lel
All you can hope for is AI

You couldn't name one metal song

>>127021277
You're metal, you fucking guy.

>>127021365
Your mom
https://desuarchive.org/_/search/boards/mu.desu.meta/text/revved%20him/

>>127021256

holy fuck, just realized it's a complete rip-off of scissors, lmao.

complete with the 100 views like i said.

you faggots are some of the most pathetic pieces of shit i've ever seen, you hate slipknot, but you worship every single shitty "underground" band that copies them lmao

>>127021333
Hey I think you're really gay and stupid

>>127021358
LISTENING

>>127021256
>slipknot cover in the middle of the song
what did zhey mean by this?

>>127021399

average "metal" hard fans.
lmao

Adam

KalmBACH

>>127021256
>I already do, and when I come back its only more apparent that the BATATATATATATATATATA adds literally nothing of value. Only Ehnahre knows how to use a drum kit for anything beyond blast gimmicks

you literally just copied scissors you piece of shit

>>127021434
>>127021434
>>127021434
NU

>>127021373
>>127021444

>>127021197
>remove riffs
It already has been tried. They called it Deathcore

>>127021358
Can you faggots stop shilling this twink tranny. NOT LISTENING

>>127021735
>>127021806