roided bard edition
FAQ: https://pastebin.com/vHeAR1Bt
Old: >>127021434

>no old
>faq posted twice
this is the thread

another great edition you cunt
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JlQCQ2YyUFU
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JlQCQ2YyUFU

BLASTING

>>127025876
this helped influence a lot of bands

>>127025890
HEIL IOMMI
HEIL OZZY
HEIL SABBATH

What are the best CoB-like bands?
Discovered Warmen which is kino

>>127025911
the first heavy metal album

>>127025890
hope they are cooking up a third. such a good band

I like Peelingflesh-the g code

>>127025890
This is only just barely metal, but Im really diggin it. I'd love to find some more stuff with a similar vibe to this.

general is dead as shit, let's throw in some jungle love
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=N2FPQvwhSDY
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=N2FPQvwhSDY

>>127025646
>Why can't he at least make interesting ambient, or rather synth music where it's actually musical rather than just boring atmospheric meandering
He can, he has entire albums of IDM.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tRM8ByFr19o

As for why he doesn't make more musical ambient for his metal albums, I couldn't tell you, well, I can guess, and my guess is that he like the relaxing ambient to be a foil to the chaotic and abrasive black metal. There are emotions he wishes to communicate, and I suppose that ambient is how he feels it best to do. I don't have a total problem with the sections in of themselves, but I do mostly feel like he rushes into and out of them without proper transitions, and they tend to stick around too long with development being too slow. DsO in Fas are infinitely worse for that problem of transitions.

The problem with ambient mixing with more focused non-ambient music is that they have different goals, one isn't meant to be paid attention to, and the other is - and no one wants to have to whiplash between those two states. Ambient especially is something you are meant to sink into and day dream, which you won't get a great deal of time to do with smaller sections. Maybe some might argue that they give you breathing room to really soak in the atmosphere of the music, but I don't find that to be true.

>Never heard of this.
The other poster explained it, but IDM percussion is really the antithesis to metronome style perscussion like you hear in metal, its incredibly rhythmically complex and often plays very less interest in that typical role of emphasizing a beat. There may be a bassy steady beat underneath, but the high hats and such will be really just doing whatever they like.
>Can't take that seriously, sounds silly
Filtered by cowbell, NGMI.

>>127025727
Cannibal Corpse is the Anthrax of Death Metal.

>>127025821
>None So Vile is a good medium for me.
>Something like Manowar also comes to mind.
>as if created through communication with another planet.

this kills the trannipopper
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DlPHmYtqSdA

>he's back

he's on another weekend-long bender

>>127026222
Good morning Adam

>hurr durr you are below 20
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=L397TWLwrUU
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=L397TWLwrUU

>>127026387
>>127026371
Who are you talking to? The void?

>>127026453
>literally song about gay homosex
are you proud of what you posted? are you?

>he doesn't know

>he's bubbling

Artist: Darkthrone
Album: Panzerfaust
Song: Beholding The Throne of Might

>And destruction upon the holy man
>Who hails a jew

What is your reason for posting here?

>>127026541
Homosex is as metal as it can get

>>127026890
Dissodelight recs

>>127026906
c-c-can we... Kiss, at least, anon?

>>127027011

>>127026890
I'm outcasted by greater internet society and forced to sit among the mentally deficient.

>>127027022
*blushes*

vocals are actually scary on this album

>>127026188
>let's throw in some jungle
Agreed.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Dj79CjOYAYs

>>127025890

>>127025890
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=c5YAnO1q3K0

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=c5YAnO1q3K0

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=c5YAnO1q3K0

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=c5YAnO1q3K0

>>127026906
We prefer sex with women here.

Black Sabbath - Vol. 4

>>127025890

Peace Sells... but Who's Buying?

>>127027766
A shit album by a shit band

>>127027792
Loosen your snare, Lars

>>127027792
actually, it's the only good album by a shit band

>>127027469
favourite Sabbath album
>>127025943
nah not album but definitely the first song

How do we feel about “hammers” being the most iconic moment in our genre ?
https://youtu.be/2M6SWafRBhQ?si=b3wc_aaoewDhPiVX

Solitude Aeturnus

>>127027941
Rust in Peace mogs, but yes Megadeth only have two good records

>>127028020
>>127027941
First album was his best.

https://youtu.be/DYo-a97S140?t=43

MY FELLOW SUMERIANS
https://sumerianrecords.bandcamp.com/album/through-shadows

I just roke up

>>127028107
I can't remember the last time a Sumerian release excited me.

>>127025890

>>127028067
None were good

>>127028208
Correct. Metal was birthed in 2005.

>>127028157
Maybe 11 years ago for me. I'm more of a Prosthetic man

Boring!

Play a single drone at my funeral. Have someone play the next note at yours.

The only worse metal meme than this album is all of slam.

>>127028316
Gigantomegacringe take

>>127028322
>t. sub-Saharan

Any metal from Surrey, BC?

>>127028331
Yea, see >>127016490

I love The Mantle

>>127028331
Bloodywood

Gotta laugh at how insulting meme bands like Beherit immediatly riles them up into a frenzy of asshurt. Wonder how many times the poor 0rbit0r plans on screeching about his in a single thread today. Will he hit over 100 posts in one thread?

>>127028379
Personally I think this thread will be quite slow and that your post count will be much more higher than anyone else's.

The only thing I love more than pop power chord slop shat out by retarded teenagers fucking around with a vocal pitch shifter, is listening to 9th rate beep boop filler tracks for people who have never bothered listening to actual ambient. Yep, Beherit is my favorite band.

Metal is inherently abnormal.

>>127028402
Most likely. And that will be the case for the next 2-3 weeks.

>>127028402
>be slow
Can't be slow when you have revved up orbit0rs who make 30+ posts mentioning their bully in a row. When the poor I4ss got banned yesterday it revealed the true depth of his mindbreak lol.

The best part was the deleted posts showed these orbit0rs make 0 (zero) posts about metal or music, just an endless torrent of seething over their bully, LOV1NG EVERY LAVGH

>>127025890
I need get around to listen to later exhumed stuff

>>127025911
Such a great album. I live singing and playing NIB. Wicked World, and Sleeping Village are also fun to play.

>Here's your metal masterpiece, bro
https://youtu.be/xMCGzKL2w4I?t=100

>>127028465
Please record your singing and playing, I love fan versions of Black Sabbath songs!

>>127028431
that creature forgot the most important
no faggot shit

>>127028473
Got you.
https://vocaroo.com/1giR86j8YENt

>>127028478
Gayer fans are inherently anti-homophobia though.

>>127028522
New Jute Gyte sounding suprisingly competent by his standards.

>>127028535
and antihomophobia is faggot shit

>>127028522
All time GOAT.

>>127028539
Incoherent post.

>>127028539
Gay sex and listening to Gayer are intertwined like slam and low IQ are.

>manic phase so severe he is now posting from two devices again
Metal for bipolar disorder?

>>127028316
Not understanding this album says a lot about the listener and what is within him.

melty

>>127025890

Jokes and trollin aside, has there ever been a less deserving-of-fame band than Beherit https://youtu.be/ehUWjkLOcmQ?t=106

Realistically this is probably the outright worst album I've listened to that is so well known. Even dogshit like Sarcofaggoto looks competent and well put together than this embarrassing half assed jam session where they fuck around with vocal effects for laughs. There is not a single member on this band putting a single hint of effort in.

>>127028642
Thank you soulless automaton

>>127028473
https://vocaroo.com/15ftjeYJqvKY

>>127028642
I'd say Ad Nauseam

>>127028654
>soul = pressing record while shitting your pants
Lol. Record companies should start hiding microphones around all the 0rbitors on this general in this case, they would capture a whole lot of "soul" in a short timespan.

Suprised he doesn't like Beherit, given that they used to be twinks/femboys.

>>127028252
Zoomer cope

>>127028685
Only 12 good albums had been released before 2005 (most of them in 1998, being already recorded by 1997). Metal achieved its creative peak in albums like Gloire éternelle, Ship of Theseus, Synarchy of Molten Bones, and Imperative Imperceptible Impulse, elevating the genre into a legitimate art form. Now, thanks to Phil Tougas, Adam Kalmbach, Hasjarl, and Luc Lemay, all its potential was unleashed and the genre has been transcended into a magnificent art-form of beauty for intelligent young men with strong hairlines (i.e. the highest class of human - continue helping to turn underground metal into classical).

>>127028431
That's a whole lot of contradictions on that leftist queer. Why are they always like that?

>That's a whole lot of contradictions on that leftist queer. Why are they always like that?

>>715358503

If you actually read anietzsche, you would know that being contradictory is based because nihilism Mario said so.

Sepultura has dogshit vocals and decent everything else
Sarcofaggot has dogshit everything and decent vocals

Jetu Gety

>>127025804 (OP)
when a grunge band tries too hard to make metal
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=p7UEgd93fLw

I'm somewhat new to metal and my knowledge is not broad yet, I really enjoy La Grande Heresie by Zeicrydeus, especially the song Ten Thousand Spears Atop the Bleeding Mountains on it, I love the lead-bass and the vocals. Any recommendations that go into a similar direction with the sound?

Yeah, not obvious at all Hecker.

>>127028822
ULTRA BASED.

>>127028444
Which deleted posts?

Consonance, the unresolved kind

>>127028848
Consonance without resolution is simply just not music, it goes against all inherent biology.

>>127028735
MY FELLOW MGTOW INTELLECTUAL! the philosophy of nightmare before christmas and monsters ink are indeed diametrically opposed. libtard owned!!! see you on r/thedonald!

Poison's Into the Abyss is pretty cool for its guitar tone/vocals. But the music itself is dull, just Phrygian scale over and over.
https://youtu.be/b1qFbtOllc4?si=U9NxsbWaax69gyMF

>>127028861
>MGTOW
Gotta be ba1d to bring this up in 2025..

>>127028767
>>127028861
>and you will be astonished at how he recoils, how injured he is, how he suddenly shrinks back: “I’ve been found out.”

>127028923
Think you'll ever think of some new material?

>>127028918
frfr no cap

Hey guys I’ve been getting into immolation lately and apparently there’s an EP that’s not on Spotify called providence. Is that any good? My favorite album is kingdom of conspiracy.

>>127028969
>not on Spotify
Damn...I guess we'll never know huh?

>>127028974
Well I don’t want to listen to it just yet. I want opinions.

>nik nocturnal rates your favorite album
what do you do

>>127028834
What's his best band?

>>127029024
Call him a pederčina and then laugh at him for not even knowing the language of his ancestors

>>127029038
bazirano

>>127029038
Spanish people are icky

>>127029033
Do I even have to say it?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Gi5g7gJbwxQ

Snorre Rach

>>127029083
Luc Ligeti

>>127028338
>baleeted post about baleeted post
interesting!

Still have to give the full album a listen, idk why im so hesitant

>>127029128
Because you saw the artistically worthless cover, which told you all you need to know about the quality within.

>>127028767
What does a drawing of Israel Zangwill have to do with music? Why are your posts always off-topic?

sacchi 25 Apr 12:39 GMT
>Philippe Tougas is truly a generational talent. Exceptional melody-crafting on this one.

HEIL

>>127029165
>>127028945

>>116955538
>>117964374
>>123968858

>>127029150
don't shit on my boy Dan Seagrave, he makes great art

>>127029194
He's alright sometimes, but that cover is an L.

Too be honest he tends to just take one idea and then copy paste it a million different ways to fill in the rest of the page a lot of the time. He really likes that for faces/heads or thorny fleshy spirals.

>>127028767
Think you'll ever think of some new material?

>>127029128
let me get this straight
you are INTENT on listening to that album
but it's more like a SHADOW?

>>127029150
>>127029234
why are you ban evading?

>>127029283
This is actually a time where I'm not evading any sort of ban.

>>127029234
>>127029194
He's been phoning it in for decades. A band or label reaches out and says "Hey make something cool", so he does an Escher landscape for the 1000th time and collects his $1000.

The full version of Gateways to Annihilation is still pretty cool though.

>>127029283
He learned to heavily self-censor in order to avoid bans

>>127029066
not metal

>>127029066
Metal.

>>127029066
métal éternel

>>127029316
why are you replying to yourself, lass?

i need caveman riffs

>>127027954
>nah not album but definitely the first song
out of curiosity, what do you think is the first proper metal album then?

>>127029450
Led Zeppelin II

>>127027954
and if it dates from before 2005, we'll all know you're full of shit

>>127029408
I need to take a shit on your face

>>127029491
do you have a scat fetish?

>>127029510
No but I have humiliating and torturing imbeciles fetish, I guess.

>>127029510
I don't see how that's relevant

>>127029408

I'm a published horror writer but I started out writing by copying black metal song lyrics for "poems"

screech away

I have 40 GB of RABM flacs on my computer

>>127029885
Thank you ragebait sister

>>127029885
I'm at 368gigs of flacs and some vinyl rips.

Do metalheads ever grow out of being teenagers?

>>127029885
There isn't even 40GB of recorded RABM in existence.

>>127029853
based

>>127029920
I thought RABM was some obscure audiophag thing, it stands for red-anarchist black metla. Pass.

Shart the Gates sucks dick

>>127029924
that sounds really boring

>>127029973
Grow up.

>>127029924
i guarantee (You) still listen to a large percentage of the bands you listened to as a teenager in current year

>>127030033
Yeah sure thing buddy *heems you*

>>127030082
Only one band, Dawn. It's only because they're my favourite band. I listen to newer stuff now. I don't like diapershit from the 80s and 90s like most metalheads.

>>127030089
>Acting tough on /meal/ when some of us are powerlifting fatties who could sit on you to death...

>>127030095
>diapershit
i don't know what that is, but i suggest you go to /trash/ if you want to talk like that

>>127030149
Diapercore or diapershit just means music for old people.

>unemployed, basement dwelling NEET eating doritos and mountain dew
metal for this feel?

>>127030192
Slayer

>>127030192
Reign in Blood lol

>>127030176
>still talking about diapers
go to /trash/ little guy, you'll be at home here

>>127030314
You really want me to suffer through your sonic incontinence?

Hey fellas

Adam Bach

>>127030509
I like his brother Sebastian's work better.

anyone with metalcore recommendations that sound like this part?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?t=55&v=9f89PWhv8YE

>>127025890
this is their third best imo

>Can't cum during sex anymore due to medication
DSBM for this feel?

Good afternoon sisters

nsbm chuds want you to bathe in piss and shit eat moldy bread and die in war

>>127030734
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ccVv-OdSaaM

>>127030607
Ai cover for ai tier music.

Dismember - Like an Everflowing Stream

Man it's a real hot one tonight,
alright here's a big old fat motherfucker that's about the heaviest song of all mankind

>>127030876
GOATed

>>127027381
Then why do you post that tranny faggot

what the FUCK were they thinking?

Enmity - Illuminations of Vile Engorgement

what is your opinion of this album?

>>127026025
have you jammed Lucifer, Jess and the Ancient Ones or Blood Ceremony? those are a bit less metal but similarly retro groovy and some of my favs
Witchrot is a bit grungy but there's ample female fronted fuzzed out stoner/occult groups like this: Snakemother, Occult Witches, Daevar

>>127030975
the most brutal album ever made

>>127030861
>dimwit mistakes reused art asset for AI

metal is objectively not music

>>127027364
wouldnt really call that jungle but it's pretty OK
nice find

https://youtu.be/2I1GhXjIG6o?feature=shared&t=21

I feel like progressive metal is the only style of metal that is actually mature and for adults and not for angsty edgy preteens and manchildren.

Both new Paradise Lost singles go hard

any modern releases that aren't loudness war'd?

>>127031475
elaborate

>>127031475
album dynamic range >10

Bandcamp albums for black metal?

>is actually the most important instrument in metal
The heaviness of metal is driven by the drums
The vast majority of riffs you think that are heavy only sound that way because of the drums behind them

>>127031765
nuh uh, metal shouldn't even have drums because [narcissistic pseudbabble]

>>127025921
Mors Principium Est, maybe?

>>127031189
nta, but that was the most soulless thing you could do before. In-fact it might still be worse.

>>127031765
>The vast majority of riffs you think that are heavy only sound that way because of the drums behind them
That doesn't make much sense. The tuning, production, and actual playing of the guitars are at least as important

>>127031785
I'd like to avoid summoning him, but classical music would benefit immensely from bombastic percussion

For the past 15 years it seems everything is FAS worship with maybe Gorguts here and there. This is as good as Imperial Triumphant in that vein, but neither are anything new.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AWAMMXa72xQ

And this is basically death metal Inquisition
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yFVdCJxuayg

Everything has been a rehash of those three bands

>>127031765
I think you can have a metal track without drums (can't think of an example off the top of my head), but they're pretty important.

>>127031832
I don't know who "him" is, but I like classical and drums could add some driving rhythm to some classical tracks.
If you showed Stravinsky a drum set I doubt he'd say "Nothing I could do with that. Not interested."

>>127025890
goreaphobia should be more popular

Does Grave have any good albums after Soulless?

>>127031836
>Everything has been a rehash of those three bands
sounds like you have a very and boringly narrow set of interests

>>127031688
Trve black metal isn't on bandcamp.

>band name has "speed" in it
>genre: doom

>>127031189
>old senile ba|dcuck fooled by ai
Lol.

>>127031475
Ad Nauseam has better production than anything in the past.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LR98i_uD46g

>>127032213
Wow, they actually made this? Amazing.

>>127031948
well yeah he's a tourist that only listens to riffless dissoslop

>>127031836
>it seems everything is FAS worship
If only that were actually true. All the modern disso bands only copy SMRC/Kenose/Popcletus. Basically no bands have cracked the FAS/Katechon/Synarchy code, the closest there ever was were funnily enough Imperial Triumphant before they turned to jazz, basically pre-Vile Luxury. Dodecahedron was relatively close too.

>"IM NOT HERE 24/7"
>check general for the first time in the day
>he's still here posting
Guess I'll check again tomorrow and see if it's worth posting then. 5 days in a row so far, pretty sure.

>>127032295
Mindbroken and mentally dominated.

>>127031765
Incorrect, Snorre's demo Grymyrk already proved drums to be a useless instrument.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ckNEXKKPW6w

And here is a proper release without even a bass.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cOqq0HyWjoc

More FAS worship

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=S-OvDQlIad0

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uN8x-YlMAoM

>>127031832
>>127031877
>classical music would benefit immensely from bombastic percussion
>If you showed Stravinsky a drum set I doubt he'd say "Nothing I could do with that. Not interested."
HAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA /5hredd1t/ confirm for PLEBIANS. Pic related must be their favorite """"classical""" composer, and IMAGINE thinking no one in classical had no idea what DRUMS were in Stravinskies time. Someone please tell me these poor rejects what a timpani is.

>>127032331
Thorns is incredible but they conceived their music as drumless so that doesn't prove anything. You'd have to remove drums from a great track and have the track still be great to prove that point. I'm sure such examples exist, too, but finding some cases of that still wouldn't prove the uselessness of drums..

>>127032344
The first link has no relation to FAS, there were no palm muted chugs on FAS (also this album is literally unbearable, most dogshit brickwalled meme production of all time, literally can't even hear the guitars, just a cloud of grey nothing).

Second one is from this year (its actually on my chart already), and is one based on FAS, so in total you have IT, Dodecahedron, and then Atrate. Compared to the literal ocean of Kenose/SMCR clones, your original complaints don't hold water.

>>127032276
>day and night i'm tormented by a vision of a poster who posts all the things I don't like

>>127032364
>they conceived their music as drumless so that doesn't prove anything.
No he didn't, that demo wasn't even suppose to have been released, and all the tracks were previously and afterwards played with drums. Poor knowledge.

Not only that, but how would it make sense that something being pre-planned as drumless make it not prove that drumless metal functions perfectly fine? Poor argument.

>>127032415
> (its actually on my chart already)
Bullshit Heck. I'm the only one who has posted it

>FAS worship
Is that when you praise Heccy?

>>127032452
>xhe really thinks I haven't consooomed every single disso release this year
Who do you take me for, a walking coffin blasting Gayer nonstop from 1980 to 2025?

I just didn't find it worthwhile enough to post, nor had I come to a final conclusion on it. If I don't have a strong impression right away, and I haven't given something a few extra blasts, I don't post it. Labyrinthine Heirs is also on my chart, but I never posted it because its a mid album that didn't really make me think of anything really.

>>127032320
>
>>127032530
kek

>>127032530
He looks exactly like Snorre, wtf!

>>127032423
>says the poster who has shit and pissed his pants for entire threads over people posting things he didn't like
it's so funny how virtually every schizo on this site has 0 self-awareness

>>127030942
Maybe spend a bit less time with trannies living rent free in your mind, because this is a literal an xx biological woman.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XyEOuuXr_Ec

>>127032547
Kek saved

>>127032547
>>127032562
>>127032276
>literally not even replying to their bully
Top kek, ol shr3dd1t pattern recognition strikes again.

>>127032295
>5 days in a row so far
Another primo example of 5hreddit pattern recognition.

>take a 2 week break from the hall
>the leaf is still here
Jesus Christ.

>>127032606
>sneed metal tranime avatarfag pretending they have left the general for a single day

>>127032606
Must be something in Surrey, BC's water supply

Does Hector even read posts? Sometimes I feel like he sees a (You), doesn't read what it says, makes up a reply in his head and then replies to that.

>>127032547
based OC, /meal/ is healing

>>127032611
>tranime avatarfag
>pretending they have left the general for a single day
self-awareness status?

>>127032611
You LARPing as Matthew does not count as being absent from the thread.
>>127032628
HIs bipolar disorder forces him to respond to every single post itt, even his own.

>>127032631
>copy pasting a dead horse beaten reddit comic and then shitting an album from your bully on it
>OC
Probably the best you could hope for from creatively devoid asshurt ba|dcel old men.

>>127032652
>th-that doesn't count!
KWAB

>>127032631
>he has no ass
Many such cases in this community.

>>127032645
>You LARPing as Matthew
Sub-Saharan IQ orbit0r.

>>127032611
I think you have me confused with someone else.

>>127032652
>copy pasting
>dead horse beaten
>reddit
Anyone have a scientific-grade self-awareness-o-meter on hand for this one? I want to measure how low this is.

>>127032665
Yeah weird how he basically stopped posting after you "came back"

>>127032628
he kinda reminds me of this one retard kid i remember from 3rd grade who had a handler. you could have conversations with him but it'd be about utter nonsense or something you weren't talking about. i distinctly remember one time at lunch he sat at one of the long tables, a kid asked him if he liked the pizza today and he started seething about his mom and how she didn't make him mac and cheese for dinner the night before. we all struggled not to laugh at him. heccy gives me similar vibes lol

>>127032661
sheeeesh metalheads got no cake frfr

>>127032682
Except in his case it would be tropical fruits.

>>127032683
Thank you Gen Z ebonics sister.

>>127032701
Him getting BTFO by a pineapple and crying for days afterwards will never stop being funny

>>127032658
Copy pasting a dead horse beaten comic made by others and then scribbling "my bully goes here" is not OC, correct.

>>127032676
>No u
NGMI Iass.

>>127032681
And all the weeks I spend with him posting at the exact same time?

>>127032716
>BTFO by a pineapple and crying for days afterwards
QRD?

>>127032665
>>127032722
You were banned yesterday. Why are you ban evading?

>>127032722
Wow, I didn't know you invented the chudjak! Incredible job! Was it modeled after your likeness?

>>127032716
Also a persimmon, which is more of a temperate fruit but he probably was raised in a bubble.

>>127032725
He ate a pineapple and whined about it burning his mouth for days and swore to never eat one again. Funnily enough it was days after he bragged about how he is the only one on here tough to physically hurt people and how he had done it before.

it filtered billions...

>>127025890
Rules.

>>127032735
He's never ban-evaded, lass, except when he has ban-evaded to own the mods and baldkeks, but he only comes here for a laugh and can leave at any time, just ignore the day-long posting sprees, those obviously aren't him, and... (etc.)

Coma of Souls' intro is too long

>>127032725
He cried over pineapple juice burning his tongue last year.

>>127032735
>You were banned yesterday.
Literally never happened, feel free to check 4bans.

>>127032739
The norwood reaper came to old chuddie in the midst of his inability to create OC.

>>127032767
There was literally maybe a 3-4 hour intermission between his posts last night then he was back at it.

>>127032775
>vegan is too weak and retarded to eat fruit
Damn, he is gunna go Carnivore in a year or so

>>127032354
ehh OK.

>>127032782
4bans doesn't cover everything, dipshit.
>shit, I have run out of things to say...
>uhhh BALD BALD BALD BALD

>open's /metal/
>posts killer metalcore song
>boomer metalhead in shambles
>leaves

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yepUXS9k

>>127032812
it kills my ears alright

>>127032812
You're posting on a H-travaganza weekend, your post is a drop in the ocean.

>>127032794
Say what you want about Bongman, but at least he was never defeated by a fucking fruit.

Metalcore rules if it's done right.

>>127032832
Bongman was a fruit

>>127032812
link doesn't work brah brah

>>127032787
>3-4 hour intermission
Another example of 5hr3ddit pattern recognition.

>>127032767
>He's never ban-evaded
The only person to ever say this are the Orbit0rs who were so mindbroken they said their bully had no VPN to evade with. >>126098199 This is the pattern recognition skills of this sub-Saharan general.


>>127032749
>he is the only one on here tough to physically hurt people and how he had done it before.
That would be correct.
>burning his mouth for days and swore to never eat one again.
The Enzyme bromelain in Pineapples will literally break down your flesh, which if you eat frozen pineapple like I was and warming it up in your mouth, its going to eat a lot of it. Couldn't taste anything for 4+ days afterwards.

I eat pineapple now and then now, but never large amounts of it, and never letting it hang around in my mouth.

Hector

>>127032862
>That would be correct.
Beat up a little girl back when you were in elementary school?

HecGOD

this isn't even /shreddit/ this is /ecelebworship/

>That would be correct.

>>127032882
You are a peasant and he is holding court

Do I listen to 200 Stab Wounds' discography again? Mmm I'm thinking yes.

>>127032889
doubtless has more muscle mass than H

>>127025890
Reminder to get on the Hexrot train before the unwashed masses post about it, just like Felgrave I'm gifting you early knowledge.

https://hexrot-label.bandcamp.com/track/heavenward

Or continue crying about your bully like always, lolz.

>>127032910
Listened to it already, didn't like it. Felgrave you were right about though.

>>127032760
Groovy

>>127032882
This is a /shitheap/ and there is one godking we worship at the top of that heap

>>127032910
>get on the train
Status-obsessed trendchasing hipster mindset. Despised in metal.

>>127032900
I wouldn't.

>>127032855
for me, it's Unearth

>>127032933
Matthew Zaz

Riffs.
What are they?

>>127032948
He's busy offering his DJ services to charity.

Frank Armando Zazueta

>>127032951
They are fucking Indian!

>>127025890
>enter thread
>check blasts for anything interesting
>post my own
>leave thread
Modus operandi on /metal/

Buncha sissyboy, pantera bumping, pink thong, flat brim hat wearing POOOSSSEEERRRSSS! in this gen, put on some REAAAL man shit like deicide and cannibal corpse brah brah's. godamnit.

>>127032951
They are the foundation of metal music.

>>127032981
Thanks NPC

>>127032930
Felgrave is better, but I find Hexrot to be interesting enough to be a lock on my chart all the way to the end of the year. It really doesn't sit in repetitions, constantly shifting from style to style without turning into total riff salad, mostly due to the melodic focus following through each transition. DM and BM benefit each other greatly, DM keeps things moving without stagnation, and BM gives more melodic structure.

>>127032941
>t. unwashed mass who waits for angryredditnumale to tell him what to listen to

>>127033019
>>127033019
>>127033019

>>127032951
Nothing more than repetitions, should be discarded completely in favor of motifs.

>>127032805
>not only do I have no proof you were banned, but the site that shows if you are banned would magically not have you there because I'm asshurt
Lol.

>>127033028
agreed my fellow hessian

>>127032877
Yeah, but the "little girl" was you after I made you put on a dress and kicked the shit out of you lol

>>127033058
Incorrect, I said motifs, not "leitmotifs". Pozzak already believed riffs WERE "leitmotifs", because he has no idea what any of these words mean.

>>127032782
>"The norwood reaper"
>still hasn't posted his hariline

>>127033080
He says he has those. No one has ever corroborated this however

A burrito, as you may know, is one of nature’s most perfect foods. A wrap of flour and lard encloses ingredients ranging from guacamole, pico de gallo, and carne asada to Spanish rice, sour cream and refried beans, and the whole thing is then consumed with the aid of delicious picante and verde sauces. What makes a burrito excellent is that instead of choosing what to have for dinner, you have everything, but in a form more convenient even than a sandwich. One cannot praise this Mexican-Spanish-Texican-Californian dish enough. But when composing metal, it becomes a brutal force. As Socrates tells us, all events have causes. What is the cause of a song? One either intends it to tell a story, or assembles a few musical theories into contrasting elements and makes a burrito of it. As with the burrito, uniqueness is lost in favor of a kind of sameness of differentness, where each song has everything and the kitchen sink, but over time — much like the constant pounding brutality of early Napalm Death or later Suffocation-inspired bands — it all starts to become the same, different variants of essentially an identical idea. With a poem, the form of the song and techniques used reflect the content; with a burrito, the content of the song reflects the need to include many different things in the form. You can analogize to variety shows, pluralism, unitarianism, and even Christianity itself — a compilation of a dozen religions, mostly Greek, Hindu, Jewish, Nordic, Babylonian and Egyptian — if you feel the need.