Thread 127026481

>teleports behind you
VEGAN POWERS ACTIVATE!!!!
>punches a hole through your torso
>you fall to the ground lifeless
>spit on your remains
NEVER mess with the mobester fucko!!!!
>natalie portman appears and massages my big badass arms
>moby your tattoos are so sexy OwO
thank you hehe ;)

Yeah

why don't we ever talk about animal wrongs? my neighbors dog chased me around the block this morning as i cartoonishly flailed my arms around and cried out shoo beast begone

>>127026559
ha funny
>shits on your head

>>127026673
i'm ready to take it all daddy

Moby should be called AIDS Jack Packard.

>>127026481 (OP)
Moby is probably the biggest faggot walking the planet right now. I can’t think of anyone else who comes close.

Sorry Moby but God placed Adam above all animals in the book of Genesis. I can't go against the will of God.

>>127026970
i AM god motherFUCKER
>flips you the bird
heh... you got pwned!

NOBODY CARES MOBY
nobody cares
no one
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mEfo080ryB4

Our boy tore up Natalie's sugar walls so hard she doesn't even remember.

>>127026481 (OP)
Who did it better?

>>127026559
are you jewish perchance?

>>127026889
Green Day

>>127026481 (OP)
>Dj Moby
>He's a hero
>gonna take abuse down to zero

>>127027078
oh yeah? well i don't give a FUCK!!!
i'm a mobillionaire...
BITCH!!!!!!

>samples your black soul record and puts the most generic white boy laptop loop in the background
>collects millions of dollars
nothing personal kid

>>127028348
i'm laughing to myself over how stupid you are. you think making music this good is easy? let me tell you something... it's not. i paid for my laptop with my parents hard earned money and hand picked every record i sampled too. maybe next time you'll learn to have some actual taste in music you stupid FUCK!

Hey its the guy Em dissed in his iconic MV back in 2002

>>127026481 (OP)
And Moby? You can get stomped by Obie
You fifty nine year old bald headed fag, blow me
You don't know me, you're too old, let go
It's over, nobody listens to techno

>>127026481 (OP)
This but unironically.

>>127026889
Lars Ulrich

>>127026481 (OP)
he's aged exactly like i always imagined he would, looking like a typical senior homosexual you'd find walking around Boston and whining about how the Starbucks made his coffee wrong

>>127026481 (OP)
>gets rejected by Lana Del Rey
>Electrocutes self
>Cue Bourne Identity end credits music

why do incels get so asshurt from vegans specifically?

>>127026481 (OP)
Reminder moby made a speedcore song
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vRJKOCmTXLo

>>127026481 (OP)
Looks so majestic

>>127029390
they insist upon themselves

>>127029287
this ruined him
you can't win a battle vs. Eminem

>>127026481 (OP)
He reminds me of Henry rollins. An unbuff version

>>127029390
violates their victim mindset when theyre the perpetrators

>>127027189
based ancient meme appreciator

>>127029287
Who is Obie?

>>127026481 (OP)
based

>>127026481 (OP)
He may be arrogant about it, but at least he desires to reduce suffering unlike these bipolar meat eaters with sociopathic tendencies. If most meat eaters could kill their fellow human with no consequences they would

>>127026889
he's always been a faggot though.
Jack White takes that spot for me at least in music.
Dominik Hasek former NHL goaltender takes that spot in sports.

>>127029287
FUCK YOU eminem. i bet you don't even know what an amen break is. BITCH!!!!!!

My wife has chicken soup on the stove right now and I've never listened to a single Moby song in my entire life

>>127026481 (OP)
I remember his episode of Cribs being incredibly fucking lame

>>127026731
>Dark Moby
He would make harsh noise music and have arm tattoos saying ANIMAL WRONGS

>>127032816
Who fucked you over when you were little?

>>127033016
Stage name: Ahab

>>127032816
>If most meat eaters could kill their fellow human with no consequences they would

tbqf if prions didn't exist in muscle flesh (and I think they're lying to us about that,) I'd be eating humans already.

>>127027189
i like how the skeleton has it's hands in the "teen girl lying on her stomach on her bed with her ankles crossed" position.

>>127035526
well what do they gain from lying to us about that? far more than the truth. which i have surmised equals a traditional home ritual mercy kill on the elderly whom we take to the local butcher who does the deed and we eat free nutrient enriched with love and duty grandma burgers all year round instead of hurting nature by horrifically murdering it's animals the chaos and disorder of that last part is what is most important it is no doubt a soul trapping deception.

a lot of rappers are vegan and aren't this annoying

>>127029359
>he's aged
when was moby young?

>>127032829
>Dominik Hasek former NHL goaltender takes that spot in sports.
???

>>127033044
underrated.
here. have a (You)

>>127035543
yeah he's cute and he knows it.

>>127031332
Specious

And Moby? You can get stomped by Obie
You thirty-six-year-old bald-headed fag, blow me
You don't know me, you're too old, let go
It's over, nobody listens to techno