you useless fucking whore
>that first sip of the day
first cock posting and now deletey? holy fuck these hours suck ass
A toast! A toast to /kpg/ !
you all deserve it honestly.
maybe i was a bit harsh when i called you a useless whore...
YOU WILL NOT DISCUSS PRINGLES HERE !!
>>127050279it do be like that sometimes
hes posting liz to provoke that bwc baka
>>127050289WTF was her problem?
Can someone explain why Bang is in danger of going to jail
how did wony go from the prettiest ive to the ugliest ive
I'll say this, as much as I love aespa, the new PubG song does not live up to the promise of their last video-game songs and commercial tie-ins. Although it has a dilly of a chorus: hit, hit, hit, hit. Pretty catchy.
>>127050291Why doesn't Leeseo believe in safety pants?
>prettiest iveis and has always beeb rei
>>127050312the girly one
>>127050305sakura gave her audition tape to the police
>>127050317Safeties need to be banned
>>127050317butt is believed to be pure in korea
>>127050307the bog called
>>127050305He's not going to jail. He's going to send Eunchae to the president's son's house, together with a shutterbug, snap a few pics of them mid-coupling, and blackmail the prez to drop all litigation against him. He's probably done it numberless times; this is SOP for a magnate like Bang.
>>127050159 (OP)dani makes my small pringles can into a slightly bigger pringles can
>>127050289what I don't get is why didn't the girl that rubbed up against ning ning get a massive life altering erection and flood the entire airport terminal with semen?
>>127050317you can see them in that webm?
>>127050335she makes mine bigger as well but for sure not as big as that other guy
>>127050335Im married and have kids, do you think im her type?
>>127050307besides wony only yujin looks good, the others might as well be backup dancers
>>127050289Where is security?
Beating ningning with a cane
>>127050307got too much plastic surgery and got fat
>>127050350Im beating my cane to ningning
>>127050318lol. she really is snooze-inducing.
>>127050339Is it still safety pants if half of your ass meat is clearly on display?
>>127050312jiyu. gaeul's face is too ugly and unremarkable
Lmao even gaeul mogs wony now
>>127050289>looks back>shakes head>*chinese profanities*girly is now cursed for 7 generations
eunchaespammer, u got any eunchae tummy?
beating ningning with my cock
ningning beating my prostate with her silicone cock
>>127050340yeah mine is like a third of that pringles can...
>>127050344she will love you
>>127050359it doesnt help that ianpedo only clips the most boring ass moments in their content
or maybe all their content is like that idk
>>127050312They're both stumpy goblins but Jiyu's face is beautiful while Ghoul looks like a moon
>>127050363where are her cfs?
i need some ian right fucking now
>>127050290i dont. i just watch them once then move on with my life
>>127050369a THIRD??/ thats still big wtf
anyway i really luv dani hehe
danisissies still talking about cock posted 3 hours ago
based on lollapalooza
wony looks like one of those fat irish gypsies with caked on makeup
yujin looks beautiful as always
gaeul looked great too
rei looks fucking amazing now
leeseo got hella walled and looks like frankenstein
liz looks great but a bit too skinny
>>127050366>eunchaespammerwe are not just one guy, honestly
>>127050390stop
or get shot
>>127050362>>127050372bitches ,they look exactly the same
Ian with Pringles for reference
https://youtu.be/l2wgYbbCV9I?t=888
staycbros are here
im out
>aus erpers log off
>burger erpers log on
the cycle is endless
what does "ella kitty" even mean
how did SM get away with a 15 year old shaking her ass becoming the highlight choreo of two of their three songs
Ugh what i would for a meovv comeback right now
>>127050392which there was some pringles cans for sully haha
>>127050372>stumpy goblinsthat's our type here
>>127050392i want to kiss her sweaty bh
sumin cries herself to sleep every night wishing she died in the car accident instead of living with whatever the fuck they tried to fix her face
just got here did i miss the cock?
>>127050395not with this guy though
>>127050396
>>127050354ning mongolian face angel
>>127050415dont false flag you poser
>>127050388Ian is a bad influence on other kids. My feed has someone dressed like her imitating her moves.
ninger sex keeping you warm in the harsh harbin winter
>>127050405in korea you can plap a 13yo if you're under 19
do the maff
>>127050426could you post it just so we're on the same page
>>127050395>>127050416both of you are newfriends
we dont lewdpost here you are both getting groomed by 1 pedo
what is ning2โs stance on the One China policy
what happened to kiiikiii? They debut and then NOTHING, starship forgot they exist?
>>127050399look at her gripping that omo
>>127050418pringles literally gave her this birthday tweet
one of them liked a post mocking wony's bogged face
>>127050445some heej spam could save this thread
>>127050440its the only thing she can feel after being used that much
>>127050435you lewdpost to get more lewd webms from others
i don't engage with erpers
analysis of all these group without company glazing:
1. h2h - we need to wait for their mini album but they have promising music
2. kiiikiii - 90% of their fanpages have closed on the k-side and their fans are constantly beefing with dives despite being starships most pushed group
3. all day project - mid group, cultural appropriation, youngseo and woochan carry
4. nmixx - released the best album this year but everyone paid them dust
5. pnation ngg - no impact
conclusion: newjeans we miss you and your spot hasn't even been filled or replaced!
>>127050456>pnation nggwhats this
kyujinsissy is gonna be so annoyed when xhe realises what xhe missed
>>127050432@chae_won_ahn
you can not be cute but still gets nearly 175k views for doing it
>>127050459won't make it unless they get better music
>>127050418>>127050440some of the worst chips in the world. it just shows you how easy it is to make garbage popular as long as you invest millions in marketing
>>127050437they looked promising since they almost look like clones of newjeans but the music was a huge miss and didnt habe the same sovl
>>127050440How Pringles make all chip same shape and size?
>>127050456>kiiikiii's fans are constantly beefing>newjeans we miss you absolute kek
as if tokkies weren't (aren't) consistently attacking and harassing other groups and their fans, even more so than armies or blinks ever did
>>127050463been waiting for you
>>127050465if pringles are some of the worst chips then what are some of the best?
>>127050464They look aespa but cuter
>>127050464Is this the kumis
>>127050437>starship forgot they exist?We Just Sold Nothing remembers...
starship is a nugu company you should treat kiiikiii like a nugu group
ive is the exception because they lucked into getting the two most succesful post izone girls
>>127050481>two most succesful post izone girlsthat would be chaewon and sakura
>>127050392Who's the last in line to worship sully bh?
you just hate pringles cause you can't compare
i tried checking out illit but i couldnt tell which was supposed to be the attractive one
classic penis envy thinly disguised as a critique of potato chip quality
>>127050494Yunah is the pretty one
>>127050486yujin and wonyoung were the most popular izone girls at the time
that's why ive blew up
im not in the business of arguing about career achievements or whatever you can do that on twitter
>>127050494yeah, they aren't lookers
That ahhh...
Hit hit hit hit
>>127050498she's had 8 faces and your still stuck with the ugly one you were born with. stfu
yunah knows who runs the show
>>127050498She's one of the most popular idols despite having zero vocal abilities, being nearly 30 bog monster and a history of gravure and fucking producers, something that would typically destroy a korean idol. She fucking won.
>>127050504Sakura was 1 wonky was yujin was 6
creaming between iso buttcheeks
all of meovv with their legs up in the air
>>127050513<3 this seductive chinese prostitute
you should define what successful idol means before you sperg at each other
>>127050517no
korean marriages never last
>>127050504>yujin and wonyoung were the most popular izone girls at the timenewfag spotted
>>127050507>>127050509come on... kkura isnt THAT bogged desu, mostly just different styles of makeup and a nosejob (and weight obviously). The whole "fucking producers" is also just not true at all. Gravure is smth basically all jpop idols do and should be expected. Also she can sing!
>>127050494Minju - 100% sexy
Eroha - 100% sexy
Moka - 100% cutie
Wonhy - 50% sexy 50% cutie
Yunah
iso posters get thier cocks sucked for free
>She's one of the most popular idols despite having zero vocal abilities, being nearly 30 bog monster and a history of gravure and fucking producers, something that would typically destroy a korean idol. She fucking won.
jihan...
>>127050517if she comes with a lifetime supply of free silicone refills. sure
>>127050527Besides!!! Sakura isnt even the most bogged fimmie, that would be kazuha or chaewon
popularity-wise it's
1. wony
2. sakura
3. yujin
4. chaewon
and the rest
chimp posting fell off and were all worse off for it
i've seen the ella clips. not sure she'd survive...
>>127050527t. uzumaki makura
>>127050527most mentally ill poster in months. a true nut job. you hate to see it come to this.
>>127050542Prove me wrong then instead of just insulting me???
>>127050475kettle, funny-frisch, crunchips, there are so many.
pringles don't even use real potatoes. it's the typical mutt product where they use 90% of their budget on marketing and 10% on the ingredients so you only get some frankenstein-like potato powder as a substitute because it's cheaper
>>127050509>bog monstershe's cute and not bogged though
bogularity-wise it's
1. wony
>powergap
2. sakura
>>127050527She can wrestle but she can't SING???!!!
>>127050548its just stupid anons who doesnt realize how powerful makeup is and how much impact weight cycling can have on ones face.
Bang pd bow to sakura but ignore hanni
are they all turning into wonyoung?
https://x.com/kchartsmaster/status/1944396314772394249
>>127050538literally built for uhm, potato chips...
>>127050542hello??? you gonna prove me wrong or what? maybe u dont actually have any idea what your talking about???
sakura is only popular because her 15,000 or so AKB uncle daddies haven't run out their pensions and opened the gas valves in their tiny cramped apartments
all the annoying retards are waking up
It's literally impossible for me to imagine sooin having a heterosexual s*x
>>127050558whoever happens to be bending over and sticking it ouat that particular time
>>127050571i feel like this is a request
so uhh when does this general get good
>>127050567yea we cant talk about monstercocks anymore...
>>127050579when the pringles cans get posted
getting leeseo oiled up tonight
>>127050579why is she carrying around a towel?
ningning is so much better than jennie. sheโs much prettier, much more talented in singing, has more curves, a much nicer personality, an non-absent dad and can rap decently. she deserves more recognition than that mega slut
if xinyu handed me an ancient cursed jade handled chinese ivory blade and told me to stab nien in the heart....i'd probably not do it. depends on what xinyu was wearing.
>>127050589how is she not dead yet? all she does is post cries for help
sakura is loved so much because she puts on enthralling performances
>>127050579Chimp soiled herself so she's gonna cover it up
getting haseul buttered up right now
mhj bros we beat the charges!
Nnn
md5: 11e6c8f3c1a9273a9c8054f15f6dcfcb
๐
My dickuuu when ?
>>127050599lmao
sakura has no fans, she is so fucking lucky she got into LSF
haewon taking your underwear and stuffing them into your mouth
"don't be too loud or lily will hear" she whispers as she slides the strap-on into you
you groan as quietly as you can but she still clamps her hand over your mouth
>>127050595you wouldn't stab a nien
>>127050610fuck im throbbing now
>>127050604NEW JEANS NEVER DIE!!!! we are so back!!!
waking up to yeojin sitting on my chest with a loaded revolver
>>127050609not only sheโs talentless but sheโs also meh in terms of visuals
>>127050616"todays the day?"
yeojin cocks it and pries open your mouth with the muzzle. She nods
>>127050604now that the head of newjeans is back, justice and trvth will be served!
>>127050616realizing it's fake I show her my gun
>>127050619she probably charges an affordable fee
sakura slanderers are stupid btw
>>127050611She secretly wish she was chinese
>>127050613we're WINNING!!!!!
SHARTKURA LICKING THE CREAM OFF AN OLD MANS FINGER
ITS HAPPENED
>>127050579when you stop erping
>>127050506That ewww...
Bog bog bog bog
>>127050626they're just jealous of her angelic looks, successful career, and millions of fans worldwide
>>127050610"bae come over here" she whispers
"what do you want?" bae whispers even quieter when she gets closer
haewon takes her hand and puts it on your member
bae takes the hint and starts slowly stroking it
haewon spits on it to make the strokes a bit smoother
>>127050626thats sakura?? lmao i couldnt even tell... guess she got another face lol
>>127050584not so sure about that one
XINYU DONT MAKE ME DO THIS
bang sihyuk, the dumb fuck, and 3 hybe execs actually scammed the national pension. the biggest financial crime in korean history just got 100 times bigger. bang and his execs are toast, but hybe itself is in danger
three demoralizing threads in a row and i still have to go to work somehow. i'll just cry in my car
>>127050643you typed lmao and lol but you're not laughing nor what you typed was funny
what gives
>>127050610>>127050642DO NOT STOP KEEP GOING
how does lily or kyujin get implicated in that story
>>127050660fuck off vernon go back to /r9k/
This ian..kid is retarded
>>127050651Can't hang the Bang
Our guy will get away scot free
>>127050642you whimper
bae leans into your ear
"shhh. we don't want lily to hear"
she stands back up
she whispers something in haewon's ear
haewon smiles and nods
bae takes the underwear out of your mouth
"this should keep you quiet" she teases as she moves around and lowers herself onto your face
>>127050651dead whorejeans is never coming back though
>>127050651Chances of them selling their idols for easy cash?
Id like a night or two with chimp
i hate newjeans dogshit group fuck them
What did we think about Express Mode by Super Junior?
They still got it or should these uncs quit?
>>127050684I don't think about gaypops at all
>>127050685stop posting this fucking chink, its not kpop
>>127050665If your waifu is or was a japaneseidol working in japan 100% chances she got passed around especially if she was a minor when she started
Lily must regret taking the members to her childhood sex prison and her dad gleefully showing the hidden rape room with the little locked door in her bedroom
>>127050685she earns her keep
>>127050686IVE fuck status
wony: yes
yujin: yes
gauel: yes
liz: no
rei: no
iso: YES
is mhj the reason bang is being prosecuted? the timing can't be a coincidence
>>127050651>hybe itself is in dangergood, bts sucks
>>127050665kkura is such a bogged slut, idk why sponsors even want to fuck her desu
>>127050650do you like to eat shit
>>127050579when the artmschads are posting
NEW JEANS NEW JEANS NEW JEANS
WOOOOOOO
WE ARE SO BACK
KPOP IS BACK BABYYYYY
>>127050699i would give rei a go
bitch ass nigga Vernon trynna come back here
fuck off whiteboi
their worst song by far, they just keep lowering the bar
i hope Hybe dies so LSF dies
>>127050675you're getting close
you want to touch bae a bit but haewon is holding your wrists down at your side
you feel bae lean forward and press her torso to yours
you can't help it and you groan as you feel her lips start sliding up and down it
one of them gives your balls a brief squeeze
you're not sure who it was, but the message is clear
you go back to silently licking bae
she starts twitching a little bit on top of you
why do you have to make everything racial
Seventeen already surpassed EXO
>>127050671we love retards here
>>127050704no but i would love to set you on fire
>>127050715i met bae briefly at a hitouch in dallas and she would not behave this way
bitch ass nigga vernon crying at the airport fuck outta here
>>127050719kill yourself wonheeretard
>>127050717yel started out good though
>>127050713the thousand yard cock stare of an escort.
yel is the future of kpop and she doesn't even know it yet
>>127050720have they got a song as good as wolf?
bae looks like she smells like a gym locker room
>>127050696imagine how close you'd be to kyujin plapping her inside that room
And the stench of your fluids mixing
>>127050736dang gouge your eyes out
>>127050713if you pause it you can see the horrors and the silent screams in her eyes. the things she did to get to where she is.
>>127050723do you have aspergers?
i honestly fucking hate how kkura still manages to work in this space, shes like a fucking cockroach that refuses to go away
>>127050730cry little brown
>>127050749SHES SO FUCKING BOGGED THAT EVEN A RECENT WEBM LIKE THIS MAKES HER LOOK LIKE A ENTIRELY DIFFERENT PERSON
should get her fucking massive dumpo ears fixed
>>127050722Tarzzan if he's a girl.