this is a King thread

kiss the ring and say something nice about Elvis

Music and human culture peaked when he covered "Something"
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-0yp3F7wbZo

>>127059318 (OP)
He really is the king. He was based in that "he was never able to make love to a woman with a child"
Elvis wasn't no simp

>>127059577
My grandma met Elvis when she was working at the Tropicana in Las Vegas and said his balls stunk

>>127059510
what a fucking chad

>>127059594
How would she know what his balls smelled like? Your grandma is being a hater, fr fr.

Peace in the Valley is absolutely beautiful and I don't give a shit if it's a christfag song.

>>127059594
>stinky balls yet every woman on earth still wants your seed

>>127059318 (OP)
How did he do it?
Nobody has topped him in 70 years

>>127059318 (OP)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TCH_OROH_WI

>>127059318 (OP)
He was cool, I guess.

>>127059329
That sounds incredibly phoned in and worse than the original. "My Way" and "Can't Help Falling in Love" were the only good songs he performed.

>>127059318 (OP)
He was racist

>>127059318 (OP)
I've got a hunka hunka burnin love for the King, man. No homo.

bump

>>127059318 (OP)
Elvis sun sessions- st album that where r&r truly peaked

>The facts were hard to overlook--Presley had an astonishing 16 singles chart on the Billboard in 1956 several of which were million+ sellers. He accounted for an equally astonishing 60% of RCA's total revenue from record sales that year. His hits were played on the pop, country, and R&B charts all simultaneously as they could not be fit neatly into any one of the three.[3]

>>127061088
No, he wasn't retard. The whole point of Elvis' strangeness at first is that he broke barriers by blending hillbilly and r&b cultures.

>>127059577
that more said he kind of had weird repressed mommy issues than anything

>>127062566
Elvis was a real G that didn't fuck sloppy seconds, he wanted the real deal. That unused and unbroken pussy, he wanted to be the one to break it in.

>>127062566
>weird repressed mommy issue
how

>>127059318 (OP)
I swear

>>127063590
He just loved his mom. Extremely close to her, and he lost his mind a bit when he was sent to the Army overseas and his mom died at home. After that, he wasn't really the same. Didn't do the energetic rock he was first known for. Just had that brief 68 comeback special, but he was slowly ruining himself with pharma and other shit till it finally put him down.