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REAL BLASTINGS
Trhä is one of those bands where you can glance at a release and already know to buy it.
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>>127070550>>127070553Why is there two blasting posts in all the recent threads?
>>127070580You can thank the modclique for another spam routine.
>>127070618This looks like the gayest and most pretentious shit imaginable.
>>127070631Go to bed, Adam
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>>127070649Steroids are... le based!
>>127070649Melting rot is the only thing he’s recommended i didn’t like.
Deftones
Knocked Loose
Sleep Token
Blood Incantation
Only real metalheads can solve this puzzle.
>>127070682We don't sign our posts here.
>>127070648This looks like war metal.
Why didn't they get Mr. Bungle to play at Ozzy's farewell tour?
>>127070713Why would they?
>>127070716Dude you know how many Bunglers would have paid extra just to see the Bung' live? More than any of the other bands maybe lol.
>>127070683Is the puzzle autism?
Bungle rhymes with ______
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>>127070753Holy shit, this cover is awesome! Kind of reminds me of Elder Ring or Bloodborn, two of my favorite games right now haha.
I swear if Ozzy performs one more bloody time... God save the king.
>>127070649the most based /metal/ poster
this best shartings guy only chooses bongman tier tourist albums
>>127070827Holy shit you're right.
>luv me abba melodies
>luv me 'oly -acktolic church
>luv me pedo priests
>luv me 'irgin mary
>luv fucking me sheep
simple as
>>127070882i actually listened to this stupid shit. it sounds like bon jovi with some slav folk thrown in.
Latest metal shirt purchase?
>>127071427I wonder if this picture was staged for the album cover or if it is just taken from some JAV scatporn
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Say something nice about the protagonist of metal
>>127071511talentless hack
>>127071362Did you purchase that
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>>127071362I hope a Russian doesn't beat me up
>>127071511megadookie and diaper dave shitstaine suck donkey dingaling
>>127070649His schtick got boring ages ago
His channel is carried by 10 or so weirdos who dish out money to ask him irrelevant questions
Is this man a music genius?
>>127071909>carried by 10 or so weirdossounds familiar...
>>127071919I don't trust anyone with an exposed chest
>>127071919Incredible technical ability, middling actual songs
>>127071923Browsing /meal/ is free
False equivalence
>>127071952incoherent post
>>127070580one is always a gay baitpost like trha or in this case sleep token
do you like 90s death/tech death
>>127071511he wrote Load and ReLoad i'm told
>>127072390luv me some jungle rot
Artist: Darkthrone
Album: Panzerfaust
Song: Beholding The Throne of Might
>And destruction upon the holy man
>Who hails a jew
>>127070753Listen to their demo Morbidious Pathology if you haven't. Sounds very little like the album, but it's some truly savage Death Metal.
>>127072599the demo comp rules
>>127072616Based. Now check out Blood Urn. You can download their demo/album for free on bandcamp. You'll dig em.
>>127072670Added to my never ending list of shit I need to check out
youthanasia is a fun as fuck hard rock/heavy metal album
Any of you faggots going to inkarceration tomorrow?
>>127072839Based. Also check out Cemetery Urn's last album Suffer the Fallen.
>>127073152Grim-looking line up for the most part
>>127070550The new album made Ghost click for me. Now I'm going back to the debut and I'm liking it even though it never did it for me before.
>>127073187>those CANOES headlining over suffo
>>127073245Nope it's metal. Am listening and can confirm
>>127072390Yes, but not that crappy nappy diaper doodoo.
>>127070618What if I need the keys to the mystic gates and astral doors? Whatchu know about that? Don't tell me nothin'. You gotta at least know somebody who knows. Please bro, I been stuck on this quest for 350 years
>>127073240that's the only ghost i like and it's a 6/10 at best
>>127073155>Cemetery Urn mentionedsaar please redeem this reaction image for future use
but I am sure with the great quality discussion here, you will not often find it needful :)
>>127073308We'll see. I only know their first and last now, gotta try the stuff in between.
>>127073240You have to go back.
>A mellified man, also known as a human mummy confection, was a legendary medicinal substance created by steeping a human cadaver in honey.
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Mellified_man
Metal for this substance?
>>127073392https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8ZXBNqGsjBA
hehehehehe... you can never escape ebil, /mu/tants....
>>127070882You are an impostor and a bastard
NSBM reigns supreme. In a world populated by fags.
I really like long black metal songs, especially if they have a good interlude.
>>127073563>NSBM reigns supreme>world populated by fagsgee i wonder why it reigns supreme
>>127073506we prefer the terms 'poser' and 'whoreson' here
>>127073566>I really like long blackthat post took an unexpected turn
wait you're telling me 'Abigail Williams' isn't some cringe zillenial deathcore band?
should I blast the new one
>>127072950its too slow. the live versions of the songs which are faster paced sound much better
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>>127070550Absolutely loved Melissa, but haven't listened to this one yet
>>127073607Long black ... riffs?
Big black ... riffs?
There's something here but I'm not a comedian so I can't put them together.
>>127073742try putting the word pee after pee slowy, and then say it in rapid succession
>>127071952browsing /metal/ costs your soul
>>127073758All I got was "psipsipsipsi" and my cat came from the other room
>>127073878you dummy, you cast the cat summon spell
>>127073885Oh no, what's gonna happen now?? (I have my battle axe and spikes ready)
>>127073922Swathes of cats from all across the land will tear down your castle gates and kill the king.
>>127073240BELIEVE IN ONE GOD DO WE
SATAN ALMIGHTY
>>127073941Holy shit it's HAPPENING
>>127073667It's almost better than Melissa but starts to fall off in the last few tracks imo. Still, that means side B is like 8/10 where side A is a 10.
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What a fucking letdown.
>>127074145I actually thought side B was better than side A lol, both were effectively perfect to me but B had a bit more atmosphere and the songs stuck out to me just a tad more
>Mogs all previous death metal albums
nice genre keks
>inb4 muh morbid angel
Boring, uninspired slop. Barely got past the first 5 tracks on their most acclaimed album, no cohesion, boring riffs, bad production.
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>>127074228It's so good that most metalheads hate it. Supreme.
>>127074253only retards in this general
>>127074262you're also in this general
>>127074228Altars of Madness has boring riffs? Opinion discarded. But I will give that album a try thanks sweetie
>>127074274it's a good album but i think it starts to all mesh together by the end
>>127074274>Altars of Madness has boring riffsYes? I get that it was maybe groundbreaking at the time, but that shit is snooze inducing. It's just incredibly mid.
>>127074228I'll stick with Mithras, thanks
>>127074186Side B actually has my favorite 2 songs on the record (Gypsy, The Oath) but I like the more circuitous songwriting on side A better overall. Same deal with Melissa, side A is just so stacked even though Black Funeral is a total banger and Satans Fall their most epic track.
>>127074228It's a good album that's overhated and overrated but Bedsore did it better.
>>127074274entombed mogs MA hard.
I get my weed from California.
>>127074318Can't agree at all, I love it the whole way through
>>127074334>some literal who bandYou're not as interesting as you think you are.
Butt Stinkantation is so good that their fans seek affirmation every thread.
>>127074335most early death metal is way better than MA. Suffocation, Entombed, Death, Sepultera, Deicide, etc.
Morbid Angel peaked with FFtF and Gateways
>>127073321>>Cemetery Urn mentioned>saar please redeem this reaction image for future use>but I am sure with the great quality discussion here, you will not often find it needful :)
>>127074389Why does somebody knowing something you don't threatening to your ego? You should meditate on that.
>>127074228Album is fine but only really shines live for me.
Shit on them for being a Reddit/RYM darling all you want, that Absolute Elsewhere show I went to this year was some of the best metal live performance I have ever seen.
>>127074145It's better than Melissa in every way.
>>127074398Give it a year
I saw Emperor a couple months ago and it was unironically the best metal show I've ever seen. Always thought Anthems was better than Nightside, but them playing songs from Nightside was fucking incredible.
>>127074228people here are terrified of the idea that any modern metal in any genre can match or exceed the "classics".
>>127074474Yeah it was a good show, but why the FUCK did they skip Beyond the Great Vast Forest?
>>127074510It has though, just not by BI.
>>127074406Gateways filters me. It sounds like Incantation.
>AEfag post got seven repliesWhy is this general so retarded, bros?
>>127074249>teeth worm things in the backgroundA rare improvement over the original cover art.
>>127074695Gateways sounds nothing like Incantation.
>>127074398I prefer Pantera.
>>127074724the songs sound the same and it is their heaviest album
pick a group, the others are erased
>group a
morbid angel
deicide
malevolent creation
death
>group b
suffocation
immolation
incantation
morpheus descends
>group c
dismember
entombed
grave
unleashed
>group d
demigod
demilich
amorphis
sentenced
any good albums that are focused on drumming?
>>127074869I can't not have Immo
>>127074892Confessor - Condemned
>>127074869Florida > New York > Finland > Sweden
>>127074892Taake - Nattestid
>>127073255>Deicide opening for Behemoth and not the other way aroundJ-Dog lost.
>>127073152Caveman riffs is more of core thing
>>127070550Listening to the gay shit cause I just roke up.
>>127074869get rid of them all
>>127075394You're not metal, you fucking guy.
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>>127074892Depends what you mean by "focused". There's obviously bands like Absu where it's Proscriptor's band and his main instrument.
If you just mean where the drumming is one of the more integral parts of the album then stuff like this gets my drumfag dick hard.
>coolest, most hygenic and most mentally stable NSBM fan
>>127073625I'll be honest I've tried both The Accuser and Walk Beyond The Dark and they're not amazing. Kinda standard modern metal trying to be more progressive than it actually is.
WBTD had one banger track and a lot of snoozing.
Can't tell you about the new one yet, but I don't expect much. Hopefully they improved over 6 fucking years.
>>127075532>flag literally just unfolded out the package Sloppy job Mossad
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>>127075517basically albums with drumming like this
>>127075565First one that comes to mind really.
>>127074892https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5fhKYWT7WSg
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=U5G36bh4ANY
>>127075503>hail satan \m/ I love gurgling abortion blood BUT DON'T YOU DARE BE RACIST!
>>127075532*sardonic face of pure analyzing* Can't be real right? Other than the obvious fresh creases in the flag, having a hot pockets box that sould have like 20 servings in there makes no sense. Sure a wrapper or two maybe, but you leave the box in the freezer and take the individual servings out to microwave them. Seems like a lazy attempt at making a 'slob's room'. The floor doesn't even look dirty under the random crap strewn about, which comes across as very inorganic.
>>127075503Meatcanyon is hella based and can even be seen wearing a 200 Stab Wounds shirt in some of his videos \m/
Varg is gay and has AIDS.
>>127070882America really lost its way when Catholics stopped being ostracized and oppressed
>>127075619>>127075542Awful chud cope. You see yourself in him.
And that picture has been photoshopped by /pol/ to make the chud terrorist more presentable.
Can I get some metal suggestions for unholy Satanik terrorists?
Dave Mustaine killed Gar Samuelson
>>127075854can tell you're fake as if you were real you'd be filtered
>>127075924Who the fuck is gar samuelson
If Ozzy Osbourne was an Asterix & Obelix character, he'd be Diappershitterix.
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>opening track is a cover of Mexican Radio
How do they have such a great sense of humour on their albums but Tom G. Warrior comes off as someone who can’t take a joke IRL?
>X isn't metal
Just because you don't like it doesn't mean it's not metal
>It's not about whether I like it. Y isn't metal and I like them just fine.
Okay, what characteristic of metal does X lack?
>It fucking sucks
Why are they like this?
>>127076132Thompson will never be metal and his war exploits are made-up.
>>127076132Yeah it's really hard to understand
>Slipknot>5fdp>Godsmack>DisturbedAll these bands are absolute ass, I'm not disputing that, but people say they are metal, they themselves say they are metal, mainstream sources say they are metal, but I can't really define what makes them "not metal", they just feel off somehow, I can't put my finger on it
There are also bands that suck but are definitely metal and nobody argues against that
>>127076253All these bands are great but they are not metal.
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I'm not falling for the psyop. USBM is actually great.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XEjLoHdbVeE&list=RDXEjLoHdbVeE&start_radio=1
I thought this was the guy from Immortal? WTF happened!?
You can dance, you can jive, haVING the TIME of youur life
>>127075422Sleep Token definitely isn't metal lol, just pop
https://youtu.be/I0wzwQgvpoA
Slayer heard this then they made Reign in Blood right?
>>127076132Thompson will never be metal
>>127075932No I'm the real deal, brother. I'm as fat and gay and retarded as ever. 4troon just changed the tripcode algo since they got hacked.
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>>127070550Time to wrap up the original trilogy
>>127076550id fuck off back off mate, the thread's too dead to even kill anymore
>>127070537 (OP)Why is Slayer so cringe?
>>127076594/metal/ are really pulling out the big guns now
Using classical paintings as album covers is the most faggot thing a band can do
Skeletonwitch really rule.
>>127076678ehhhh they're okay but thats about it
Starting a woke NSBM band
We don't hate Jews or minorities but we do go out and throw bricks at striking workers and beat them with baseball bats
Name a more mid band than Amon Amarth
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5VLMKHikNrM
>>127076722I don't give a shit
>>127076739Then why did you reply
>>127076737Sabaton, easily.
>>127076735Call your band Scabkiller.
>>127076735>"i'm the real deal">immediately starts going back to political shitpostingYou make it really hard to not wish you were dead.
I'm a founding member of the Jester Race, AMA
>>127076750>>127076761Noted and taken. Will be sure to credit Anon in our liner notes.
>>127076768My one goal in life is to be a nuisance wherever I go
>>127076786Have you made a single person laugh?
Colony > Jester Race > Clayman > Whoracle > Lunar Strain > the rest
>>127076819Yeah, your mom. LOL
>>127076786Have you ever had sex on acid?
>>127076838No, I believe most drugs are for lesser human beings.
>>127076848You're not a true metaller until you've become a psychonaut.
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>>127076786What do you think of FartTown's signature farts being outsourced to PoopCity's poop processing plant?
Any /metal/-worthy melodeath recs? I've heard the gothenburger bands already
>>127076860If you dont take drugs you are forbidden from listening to metal.
>>127076871Picrel.
>>127076875You're not drugs unless you listen to metal tho
>>127071919OyVey isn't as perfect as his worshipers believe, but he's better than his detractors suggest.
Part of Yngwie's problem is his Scandi aloofness. Combined with his (mostly justified) belief in his own ability, to non-Scandinavians he ends up coming off like a supreme asshole - when he's really just a regular and entertaining asshole like a lot of guitarists.
There's a YT vid of Vai filling time during an equipment failure on stage, joking about Yngwie and the old "Who are you and get out of my chair."
>>127076873Yes me, Hector.
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>>127070550What happens when you combine 1983 Hellhammer with 1988 Blasphemy? 1991 Black Metal. The only band ever to actually deserve the name.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=m5-vpdPYXfk
>>127076737Accept, their only great release is Restless and Wild
>>127076871If you want old school shit
Garden of Shadows, early Sentenced, Gates of Ishtar and Carcass
If you want sad proggy shit
Be'lakor, In Mourning, An Abstract Illusion and Insomnium
If you want cheesy but fun shit
Mors Principium Est, Wintersun and Kalmah
>>127076907>combine 1983 Hellhammer with 1988 BlasphemyYou have my attention.
>>127076907Second-wave then, correct?
>>127076896Shut up already you child molester.
Warhammer scratches that Hellhammer itch like none other. That's their entire MO.
>>127076922shit I meant 1989
>>127076925I mean technically, from a purely chronological point of view, but not if by second wave you mean "norwegian"
>>127076946I hate Warhammer and bands like it. Get your own sound, for fuck's sake. What a cult of no-personality these fucker run. Even more embarrassing than post-2006 Darkthrone. Only marginally better than pizza thrash.
>>127076933Hey, she said she was "catorce."
>>127076990Bolt Thrower are the only good Warhammer inspired band
>>127077025You're right it's an occupation
>>127077047>coreAh then that settles it, fag shit is not metal
okay what about make them suffer?
>>127077063Name sounds like -core
YOU WILL NEVER BE ONE OF US
>>127077077They are deathcore
>>127077088Yep, knew it. -core = fag shit, not metal
>>127077086Only melodic metalcore like Killswitch Engage, Darkest Hour and As I Lay Dying
>>127077105i like songs that are pure chaos and grunge and disgust, but then they have a beautiful melodic rose emerge out of it
>Metallum has Trivium but not Avenged Sevenfold
I really don't get their standards
>>127077125Because Trivium moved to thrash later on in their career if I remember right
>>127077125>>127077131Trivium were always more thrashy, some of their early stuff is blatant Metallica worship
>>127076907I cared enough to buy it cause there are no free copies I could find anywhere that were above 160kbps. I'll share it here later.
>>127076550The only thing you have going for you is your hate for popery and priestcraft.
>>127077160Well then there you go, they had metal shit to balance out their fagginess
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Reminder that Lorna Shore got accepted into Metalarchives based on their latest album
>>127077018We ARE architects.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ThufZ5J0R-w
>>127077221Is she on the archives?
>>127077193Good album, by the way.
>>127077221I've never cared to listen to her even once.
>>127077428Yuck, sounds like a pop group
one day my taste in metal will be respected here...
>>127076326Provide a definition of metal that excludes those four bands but includes Sabbath, Maiden, Megadeth, Metallica, Priest, Death, Venom, Blind Guardian, Ministry, Fear Factory, Carcass, Napalm Death, Helloween, Queensryche, and Opeth.
Top 5 Jute Gyte albums. GO
>>127077509Those four bands are butt rock, which is not metal
>>127077509Are you saying it's impossible to include that breadth of bands without excluding the 4 named? I see the point you're trying to make but those 4 do seem to be dfiferent from the ones you named. Though I agree with you that they are metal at least
i miss the timberly poster
>>127076253>but I can't really define what makes them "not metal", they just feel off somehow, I can't put my finger on itBecause while a few may be somewhat metal influenced (namely Slipknot), most of these bands pull from different lineages than metal. And if in the majority of the album I can't hear riffs that came from either Sabbath, Deep Purple, or Judas Priest in SOME form it isn't metal
I'd say of those bands, 5FDP and Slipknot are the most "metal" but they don't have a fully metal album, only occasional songs
>>127077575Alter Bridge is more metal than Creed
Slipknot is heavier than 90% of shit posted here
>>127077592>hurr durr I CANT LAUGH
You aren't worthy of a (You) get better bait
>>127077526Butt rock is a descriptor of who is listening to the music, not the music itself. It's just an attempt to gatekeep rednecks out of metal.
>>127077541>do seem to be different What's different?
Breaking Benjamin is metal.
>>127077605>What's different?I confess that I don't know what's different exactly
>Butt rock is a descriptor of who is listening to the music, not the music itself. It's just an attempt to gatekeep rednecks out of metal.Not the guy who called them 'butt rock' but I thought buttrock referred to stuff like Crush 40 and the song "Fuel" by Metallica
>>127077633Careful anon, there are "people" that actually believe this
>>127077633>>127077641I Want You is the first Doom Metal track. You don't have to like it but it's true
hey i posted actual metal, this guy is just memeing
>>127077626this one isn't even arguable
>>127077650No it's not, there's a song from 1967 (I think it was a band called Clear Light?) that's just sabbath three years prior
>>127070550>thread speed has picked upYup, I'm thinkin' it's time for some Skeletonwitch.
>>127077677the thread speed picked up because some fucktard called creed metal and now everyone's started a chain
>>127077668Johnny was a sensitive man, just like Adolph Hitler.
oh my gosh NONE OF THAT IS METAL
YES, ARCHITECTS IS METAL
YES, MAKE THEM SUFFER IS METAL
YES, POPPY IS METAL
YES, SPIRITBOX IS METAL
THE REST ARE NOT
>>127077598>he still thinks Ledney's whole coomer persona is 'ironic'
>>127076990>>127077006Brain-dead fucking retards.
>>127077707it's funny because it's not ironic
>>127077715Ok fair enough.
>>127077697shan't be posting in that thread
>>127074228utterly failed at blending the 2 distinct sounds in a cohesive manor. it sounds like i'm switching between 2 completely different bands. can't even do what Opeth managed to do 30 years ago
>>127076594the vocals on regin in blood sound like someone shaking their head with a half open mouth full of water
>>127076823you are not allowed to be this correct
