Blue Man Group is metal.

>>127077701
what if there was another blue man group but it was called "jew man group" and it was just a bunch of hasids who still paint themselves blue

>>127077708
Didn't laugh

DIRTY DEEDS DONE DIRT CHEAP

Warhammer rule fuck you if you disagree

Blasting

>>127077725

Grunge is metal because it came from Sludge or algo. So all post-grunge bands are metal.

>>127077717
>hasidim but i dont believe em

>>127077708
this also works, tripsman

if you dont think this is metal, you've lost the narrative
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vSW5gBfdR_8

>>127077743
Thank you ESL sister.

>>127077743
hmmm doesn't look like metal to me from the thumbnail, looks like -core shit not listening

Beethoven is metal.

>>127077757
>look

Redpill me on Castle Rat

.

>>127077694 (OP)
frogs are not metal

>>127077773
Riley Pinkerton is a whore.

Artist: Darkthrone
Album: Panzerfaust
Song: Beholding The Throne of Might

>And destruction upon the holy man
>Who hails a jew

>>127077743
yea this is some sort of post-hardcore/djent abomination. not metal. also one of the worst things i've heard in a long time.

>>127077785

When I was an edgy kid in school, I listened to death metal, then as a depressed NEET in my 20s I listened to black metal, now in my jaded and cynical 30s I listen to superior doom metal.

>>127077796
djent is metal

>>127077784
>the guy calling you "chud" online

Kiss are the only metal band worth listening to

>>127077694 (OP)
Frogs are metal.

All tripfags should die.

is Polaris metal?

>>127077816
ah yeah my favorite metal song is i was made for lovin' you that chorus is so hardcore \m/

Imagine how dumb you'd have to be to think this isn't metal
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QLXzFVT9C_g

>>127077804
i listened to death, black, and doom in my teens. you must be a retard.
>>127077807
it isn't.

CYBER OZZY!!!!!!!!!! \\m//

Friendly reminder:
>Black Sabbath
>Iron Maiden
>Judas Priest
>Motorhead
ALL not metal.

>>127077825
i like it

Megadeth is metal.

>>127077832
This is your brain on NSBM

>>127077725

Pink Floyd is metal.

>>127077826

>>127077832
Yup, but Led Zeppelin is.

>>127077821
Cool. We can be friends.

ICP are metal whoop whoop.

>>127077858
Correct. The master Jimi Page invented heavy metal with his Crowleyan guitar wizardry.

>>127077854
@grok is this real

>>127077845
>mindbroken and dominated

>>127077859
No we can't >: (

The Doors invented metal.

Ok we can stop now

>>127077725

*The Kinks

>>127077858
Led Zeppelin fookin sucks and I want to throw Plant into a shark tank and watch him try in vain to drive them away with song

>>127077832
Ok but Motörhead are unironically not metal.

progressive metal takes heavy inspiration from classical music so is better than your favorite metal subgenre

>>127077854
>AI, scan reddit and report back to me whether the periphery subreddit consider djent metal

>>127077900
They have a few metal songs but I honestly agree with you. Unlike those other bands, I don't hear much heavy metal in Motorhead's sound. They're just a rock band that made a few metal tunes

>>127077825
thanks for introducing me to this band

Toto are metal.

How did he do it?

>>127077883
Fine. I'm crying. I'll hate you forever, anon.

>>127077943
I didn't mean to make you sad, anon... : (

>>127077942
Yeah how DID he manage to look better bald? I guess it's cause he's older in the image with hair

>>127077832
>>127077858
>>127077900
>>127077915
Hard Rock/Heavy Metal basically the same thing.

>>127077975
Shut up Lemmy go back to being dead

>>127077881
Hey man, it's okay to like fentanyl, but that doesn't mean that weed isn't a drug

How do boomer slayer fans proceed in life knowing that Jesus Saves and Criminally Insane are the best songs they ever came up with

>>127078002
South of Heaven title track and Hell Awaits title track are the best songs Slayer ever came up with

Dark Angel - Darkness Descends

>>127078014
Meh album

>>127077942
He grew out his hair? It's still thin on top.

>>127078014
Blessed album

>>127077892
HEIL

>>127077725

>>127078014
>34 reviews (avg. 90%)

Tonight's blasting is one of my all time favorites.

>>127077694 (OP)
>>127070537

>>127078099
Thank you reddit

>>127078117
Man fuck that place I've been listening to it longer than they've been a website.

>>127077725

Absu

Pink Floyd is metal.

>>127077773
Brooklyn hipsters hop on the trad metal revival train

>>127078136
Who the fuck is Pink Floyd
Isn't that the black dude

>>127077942
The truth? Ok, he's been slurping down Halford's spermatozoon 3 times daily since performing with the band.

>>127078163
No it's Joji's alias before he became serious

>>127077990
Incoherent post.

>>127078163
No, pink Floyd is the good guy.

thinking about Nita Strauss again

>>127078159
Yeah but they have sexual appeal. that means they are actually good

>>127078327
>female "musician"
Dropped

FUN FACT:

Did you know Chuck Schuldiner of Death (band) fame used to be known as the Super-man of Death Metal? This was commonly used in the LGBT+ communities as an homage to Chuck's extended lifespan despite being diagnosed with a very rare and severe form of HIV/AIDS.

>>127078343
>listening to female musicians instead of muting the music and just looking at them
you have much to learn

Chuck "Super AIDS" Schuldinger

Darkthrone

FUCK GOTHS
if you listen to gothic rock kill yourself, i piss on siouxsie and the banshees

>>127078369
Fields of the Nephilim is the pinnacle of music.

>>127077725
AOTY finally dropped

Amongus Amarth

>>127078383
that shit aint nothing compared to dissection, agalloch, leviathan, nokturnal mortum, or the real pinnacle bathory.

>>127078479
>agalloch
LOL

>>127077725
Feelin' fine.

>>127078369
I would've done a white piss in her fanny during the '80s, if you catch my sexual intercourse meaning.

>>127078501
>he cant handle real dark folk
fucking goth creep, take that makeup off, wash your face and take your vitamins

What's a "krvsty"?

>>127078563
The dried cum on your bedroom wall.

trve kvm being spvrted over yovr fvckin vvalls, poser.

trvue norweigan black metal

>>127078354
The one that guy posted isn't much to look at, is she?
0/10, not even Asian

TRVE KRVSTY KVM
AMBATVKAAAAAAM, DREAMYBVLL MXTAL TRVE KVLT

AWESOME War Pigs cover by Bathory.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=m9Erpnwho_Y

>>127077694 (OP)
haha le relateable billionaire with le relateable 2015 meme TOP KEK FELLOW INCELS HAHA

Any metal discussion scheduled for tonight?

Volcel metal

>damn this fucks time to listen to their other stuff
>its their only release
tired of this happening, any bands like dissimulator but with a bigger catalogue?

>>127078867
>still triggered by a frog

>>127077701
only the drumming is

>>127077725

>>127078926
ultra based

>>127078907
>frog
i thought he was a fridge

>>127079007
WTF is this real?

>CHILDREN OF NOTHING THIS IS OUR SONG
>HEIL DESTROYER
>HEIL DESTROYER
>HEIL DESTROYER
>HEIL DESTROYER

>>127078369
if you don't think chrstian death is goated you're a bitch

>>127079163
I think everything should die.

post-hardcore

>>127077725

>>127079163
Only with Rozz Williams.

>>127079189
Ok, I will

>>127077725

>>127079250
Fuck yes.

>>127079163
nah its corny unlike based blvck mxtal

>>127079250
I prefer Blut & Krieg.

>>127078435
Holy shit.

>>127078435
what the fuck am i lookin at

Anon's demo

>>127078435
>band is literally called shit pile
kek

>>127079273
You have a problem with us?

women owe me sex
bands owe me riffs
simple as

>>127079373
no you owe me riffs bands owe me sex

metal for this feel?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sIIS-UgixGE

>>127079373
Varg Vikernes owes me 50.000 Euro !

>>127079433
Thank you Chuck.

>>127079367
alternative subcultures including punk, emo and goth is just pure cringe compared to the glorious metalhead subculture
no your music is not niche or underground, no you are not cool, no your fashion is not good
what is good is based blvck mxtal with corpse paint making low fidelity atmoblack about satan

anyone having a hard time with the captcha lately?

>>127079437
for what?

Listening to the newest Jute Gyte. Metal for this feel?

>>127079470
Good evening Matthew

Real blastings

https://youtu.be/SGtjumpD2EI?si=1RLBNZ3a_QS0JXem

>>127079250
>>127079291
HEIL

Holy shit.

>>127078513
Fagalloch are neither "real", nor dark, nor folk. They're gay fake metal for people who like Harry Potter. Get a grip.

The world is a lonely place
You're on your own..

>>127079462
Inseminating his wife for him (he's infertile due to the brutal rape he received in prison in the freezing winter of '94).

>Fags in this general now shit on Agalloch

I want you fucking tourists to leave gaddamn.

>>127079587
you just cant handle real metal go back to listening to your slipknot

>>127079616
We've always hated (but secretly liked) Fagalloch here.

>>127079513
Please do not associate Drowning the Light with (c)rap.

everyday i wake up and see weaklings here hate on real metal like gris and trist
instead they prefer falling in reverse, slipknot and babymetal
that aint right.

>>127079623
Nu metal is gay and retarded wigger bullshit, but even on a bad day Slipknot mogs the fuck out of Gagacock. At least they can claim to be heavy.

>>127079655
>gay and retarded wigger bullshit
Sounds fuckin awesome.lmao

>>127079655
>heavier = better
i bet you also hate the ambient part of filosofem at the end
if louder = better, then you listen to deathcore vocalists burping on the mic? no that is bad logic

>>127079616
any band on this dogshit list is not metal and if you listen to them, you should be shunned. And while we're at it, let's throw in some modern equivalents as well:

>Deafheaven
>Blood Incantation
>Tomb Rot
>Oranssi Pazuzu
>Pallbearer
>Imperial Triumphant
>Ulcerate

Varg Vikernes was not raped and he created metal.

Imperial Triumphant, now that is epic.

>>127079701
>Castle rat not on the list
*whew*

>>127079668
You're going to keep dropping examples of garbage to 'pwn' me but the joke's on you because all of those bands are still way better than Sagsalot. Yes, even Six Feet Under cover albums.

>>127079701
oh and Paysage D'hiver.

Anon owes me a demo

>>127079720
dogshit trust fund band that prizes technicality and showmanship over actual good music.

>>127079736
this is clearly mere contrarianism, low fidelity atmospheric black metal is one of the greatest things to ever be released for consumer ears.
burzum won, filosofem won, atmoblack, blackgaze and ambient black metal won.
black metal won.
folk metal, neofolk/dark folk indirectly profited off of black metal winning. music won.

>>127079754
Should be coming out soon.

>>127079758
sorry meant for >>127079718

>>127079766
Correct.

>>127077694 (OP)
how do you feel about listening to stuff to attract chicks? (on top of your usual listening)

>>127079758
What have you actually listened to from them?

in celebration of music winning. i present to you: music

https://youtu.be/GPF1_XI3x-g

>>127079786
Don't need to, chicks are naturally attracted to perfect taste

>>127079786
i refuse to subject my ears to anything that sounds shit to me no matter the rewards

>>127079827
Wow thats some good black metal, that eastern european folk appearing halfway through is so good too...

>>127079786
you think girls are attracted to guys that listen to gay shit?

>>127079768
Based. I look forward to it and the AI generated album cover.

>>127079786
My way or the highway.

>>127079786
>how do you feel about listening to stuff to attract chicks? (on top of your usual listening)
that stuff is only done by retards, only real trve kvltists black metal listeners can focus on mvsic, wizardry, occult, satan and volceldom.
long live black metal, fuck all posers and w*men

https://i.4cdn.org/gif/1752363088214146.webm

>scroll /metal/
>only stop on pictures
>check out albums based on cover art
>find cool albums whilst avoiding schizo nonsense
>profit

>finally, the trve kvlt ive been looking for...
>MAGNETS AND SATAN

>>127079879
Why are you spamming off-topic garbage in /metal/ again?

>>127079786
>he sits in his bedroom alone listening to shitty music to "attract chicks"
Oh nononono kek

>>127079701
pre-Hidden History Blood Incantation is good
Ulcerate is good

>>127079899
is that dead and euronymous???

>>127077559

>>127079786
Look at all the bites, Matthew. you got em good with that one

ENTER, VESSEL.

>>127077725

>>127079986
vgh vessel, the trvest war metal vocalist
he deserves this spot, if anything he has made up the most influential metal band of all time.

>>127079937
Haha nice one, it's posts like these that remind me why I still have a reddit account. Yes, seriously lol.

>>127079701
touch grass virgin

>>127079901
>køts is garbage
Killyourslef

>>127079812
I don't listen to music.

Hello metalheads of /mu/, I come to bring you a very important and puzzling implication! If we base being a real metalhead all on whether you actually listen to the music, being if you don't that you're not a real metalhead but instead a poser even if you interact with your local metal scene, the problem with this line of thinking is that its HIGHLY ABLEIST unintentionally, people that don't have their hearing simply CANNOT listen to the music, yet they still wish to be metalheads and engage with this beautiful subculture, they wish to wear all black and corpse paint, they wish to hang out with the cool kids.

Please give them a chance, they might not know how any metal record sounds, they might have never listened to metal, or music in general. But they deserve a chance.

Thank you, metalheads of /mu/, for entertaining a man who is interested in fairness, egalitarianism and equality.

shut up faggot get better bait

>>127080199
i agree with him im legally deaf but i still desire to be a metalhead, i listen with specialized headphones and can barely hear but i can feel the vibrations

>>127080205
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qyPhsFxnc_c&list=RDqyPhsFxnc_c&start_radio=1
What do you think of this metal song, retard?

>>127080226
i do hear a very consistent pattern with a slightly lower fidelity crispness, its not too fast so it could be either doom or black, but judging by the name i assume its nsbm? did varg make this?

Why the hell does /pol/ keep bullying our goat Varg Vikernes for his political takes, claiming hes a confused nordicist that has no clue what hes talking about? They clearly are not familiar with the greatness that is Burzum!
Should we show /pol/ filosofem?

>>127080280
Its the opposite: /pol/tards pretend to like Varg/Burzum but their IQs are not high enough to get black metal.

I’m going to let you in on a nice kvlt gem because I’m nice. It’s the second half of this split, the track by Todlicht
https://youtu.be/_PtO7E9fxHs?t=798

>>127080312
NO youre supposed to gatekeep it and hide it, you fucking buffoon now all of /mu/ knows about the trve black metal, BOOOOOOOOOO

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fmy7ALBUYrE&list=RDfmy7ALBUYrE&start_radio=1
carpathian forest

What metal to crossdress to?
please suggest death metal or extreme metal especially

>>127080388
TTD

Total German Black Metal Victory

>>127077724
Brain-dead fucking retard.

>>127077789
>lol I posted it again

Kaevum

>>127080428
nazis lost

>>127080626
Hitler had one hell of a k/d though

>>127079248
He didn't say post post-hardcore though

Basically death metal

>>127080280
>/pol/ keep bullying our goat Varg Vikernes for his political takes
Evidently not.

>come across Phantom Spell
>listen to Immortal's Requiem
>sounds pretty cool
>occasionally listen to it over the last couple years
>new album comes out, Heather & Hearth
>go check it out on youtube
>start listening, sounds just as good as the first
>find his bandcamp through youtube, go buy the album
>notice the channel tagline
>"Antifascist wizard rock" in gay little reddit font
I'm not even a rightoid but I know for a fact this retard would call me a fascist
Guess I'm not buying this one, too bad

>>127080695
>I'm not even a rightoid
sure

What is the coldest album? My vote goes to pic related, and not just because of the band photos

>>127080705
overton_window.jpg
left of center in reality, "le heckin eveil far right fooschist" by retarded burgerstan ultraleftard standards

>>127080720
sure

>>127080687
they agree with 99% of it, they just dont like his take on "only people with blonde hair and blue eyes are white" because they themselves have dark hair and dark eyes

>>127080695
>I'm not a fascist but I'd probably be called a fascist by an antifascist
whew

>>127080742
that goes without saying; 90% of nazis are delusional mutts

>>127077743
Sure it's metal but it's hot ass

>>127080760
sure it's hot ass but it's not metal

>>127080643
dmds aka the shittiest vocals in all of mainstream bm

>>127080749
you understand these types of overzealous self-described "anti-badguys" who snarl "fascist" or "nazi" at anyone who disagrees with their retarded first-worlder champagne socialism are the reason increasing numbers of people have been willingly adopting the labels of "fascist" or "nazi", right? if you call anyone right of marx a nazi, people will eventually start putting on the stahlhelm just to spite you.

also nice minimalist kafkatrap faggot

>>127080792
What is this terrible meme

>>127080312
that is really good, thank you for the gem

>>127080695
>look up Phantom Spell
>retro-rock genre smashing
>anon is surprised
This has been an observable pattern since King Gizzard.

>>127080847
I'm not surprised, just disappointed
Retro rock is basically a guarantee the artist is a leftist in one way or another but I can't stomach antifatards
I'll just go listen to Tanith again

More like Phantom Smell lol

>>127080866

>>127080874
Is this how Ozzy managed to perform 1 last time?

THOUGHTS on suidakra?

https://www.metal-archives.com/bands/Suidakra/487

>>127080890
Not metal.

>>127080897
folk music is more metal than metal

>>127080897
>"not metal"
>look inside
>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2nfYGciyInE
???
sounds metal to me

>>127080634
that's a neat album cover. gives an early iron maiden aesthetic/vibe

>>127080911
>>127080929
If you'd like to discuss folk music feel free to make a new thread.

>>127080954
is nokturnal mortum not real metal

>>127081004
Refer to the FAQ for basic questions regarding metal.

>>127080808
nazi trash

>>127080864
>I can't stomach antifatards
>not a fascist tho
whew

>>127080890
first three albums are aigh
>>127080934
basically it looks like the '80s

>>127080785
you don't mean that

>>127081150
hyperbole but attila's vocals arent that good still

>>127081099
Inclusion of EVROPEan folk in metal is based and aryan

dank tranquility

>>127081160
I think he's the best. It's a shame Mayhem went down the toilet after Blasphemer left

>>127079986
man Greeks have funny names

>>127081124
"we are le anti-badguy squad, anyone who disagrees with us is le badguy"
kill yourself

>>127079701
>Mastodon
>Cynic
>Burzum
>Ulver
>Boris
how are these not metal wtf

He's bringing out his meme folder

>>127081416
You don't seem to bother pretending he's wrong though

>>127077725
He snapped with this one

>>127077725

>>127078327
Shes simp metal, she gives a good show but its like music for woke cowards.

>>127079786
disgusting

>>127081415
you dont get the point

>>127081505
So it's not about whether they're metal or not? It's about how a lot of people who aren't into metal like them?

>>127081365
>I'm not a nazi, I just think, speak, and when alone act like one
whew

>>127079986
who the fuck are no 1 and 2 and why is Lindemann there

>>127081364
That's a "John Smith" tier name.

>>127081364
that's the greekest most greek name that ever greeked though
>>127081587
ah shit beat me to it

>>127081472
holy shit that's some good cover art

>>127081698
why ?

>>127081791
cuz its like so trippy and random duuuuuuuuuuuuude

>Band has 1,000 albums, eps, splits…
>Pretty much choose a random release to listen to and enjoy it, not any major standouts per se but all very quality
Any other bands like this you guys like?

>>127080717
lol they do really look like the desperately need a jumper but I'll agree that album is cold as fuck in a way that not even TH can encapsulate

>>127081828
Inquisition

>>127081828
nah, each subsequent album devaluates all that came before; see: Senmuth

underrated, undeservedly hated, berated, overlooked, pointlessly maligned albums that should be absolute classics go

>>127081887
pretty much the entirety of Ajattara

>>127081818
it seems like you're criticizing it

>>127081887
I love second-rate second-wave norwegian albums that should've made it but didn't

>>127081907
clever boy!

>>127081912
I love one-album-wonders from that period and place

>>127081948
another example

got real pissed off when Isvind started releasing albums again

>>127081958
another

can't think of anymore right now, sleepy as fuck can barely see the captcha

>>127081912
Yea tulus fucking rules
>>127081887
Pic rel

>>127081887
Peak thrash

>>127081828
most consistent: inquisition, death, amorphis, agalloch, moonsorrow.
close but has a standout or dud: gbk, dark tranquility, darkthrone, kalmah.
best albums early on but everything else good: obituary, immolation, suffocation, sodom, incantation etc.
a lot of bands i don't really listen to came to mind too.

>>127077725
good shit

>>127081828
that band tiktok zoomers blew up a while ago pentagram is super consistent and has a huge library too forgot them.

mp3 320kbps or FLAC?

>>127082238
Mp3 256kbps

>>127082238
mp4

>>127082238
good albums lossless filler 320k

>>127081828
if metal adjacent is fine lord wind and summoning are very consistent as well.
bolt thrower is the poster child for consistency i'm rarely in a bolt thrower mood but when i am i don't even look what album i clicked.

>>127077725

>>127077725
Mornin' /meal/

You got your balls to the wall man

>>127082954
And I got your balls on my face

>>127082954
Let's plug a bomb in everyone's ass

post trve tevtonik mvsikino
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OMn93Utajvo

>>127082238
V0 patrician

Why are you guys like this?

>>127077743
Doom sucks fuck off

>>127077773
hairy pits

>mfw Gene Hoglan on da kit

Castle rat gives off the vibe that the Serb would like them

>>127083829
he does have ok tastes but he got infected with the AI-slop bug so he's irredeemable

>>127083839
He's creating music, pretty cool imo

>>127077708
LOL

>>127079986
HEIL.

>>127083896
>>127083896
>>127083896

>>127078926
>>127079583
>>127080634
>>127080717
>>127082452
Best blastings of the thread

>>127077694 (OP)
black metal is cringe
greencore is based

>>127077694 (OP)
not music

>>127081579
vessel, the pop r&b artist
and homo metalcore artist from bad omens