Thread 127080009

Who's the queen of /mu/?

it's obviously Olivia

>>127080009 (OP)
Farrah Abraham

>>127080185
Just because your tranny discord spams her doesn’t make her the queen.

>>127080225
dishonest. she's quite clearly very beloved around here.

iu

>>127080237
Her Rodrigo is pretty beloved here, everyone wants to see it!

>>127080009 (OP)
OLIVIA "BEND OVER, LET JIMI COME OVER" RODRIGO

>>127080009 (OP)
It's certainly not this walled hag

britney spears or christina aguilera >>

>>127080009 (OP)
I am (male)

>>127080185
Can't be a queen with those saggy and misshapen tits. Not to mention the mustache and terrible music.

>>127080537
BASED

I WANNA SEE OLIVIA’s RODRIGO

How is that even a question. The crown for the queen of schizoids should only go to the schizoid queen herself.

I WAS in the Kate Bush timeline but woke up in this hell hole

>>127080009 (OP)
Nicki Minaj and it's not even close.

The Queen and Crown Princess of /mu/.

Taylor Swift x Gracie Abrams!

>>127080803
lol. lmao.

>>127080802
shes a schizo crashout so it is pretty fitting.

>>127080009 (OP)
.queen

>>127080629
Lmao holy shit, I made that third post on the led zep thread.

>>127080879
get a life unc

Kesha

>>127080537
>and terrible music.
that's all of them however

>>127080611
>>127080837
not pretty and too old

>>127081103
>>127080985 as well

>>127081103
Cuntlivia isn't pretty either.

>>127081103
>natural blonde
>not pretty

>>127080611
+1 and none of these girls made kino like this

>>127081135
>old
>pretty

>>127080185
first post worst post

>>127080629
Red is indeed the best TS album to this day

>>127080009 (OP)
the chick who was obsessed with Killing Joke

>>127081521
can't handle the truth huh

>>127080185
Not with her rice roach face.

>>127080009 (OP)
>Her.

It's Joana or Bork, WPOP zoomers fuck off.

>>127080827
Nicki Minaj is pathetic and freakish.

>>127081923
Lol. You got filtered by her imagery, which I don't even find to be as bad as 99% of the other pop sluts. Obnoxious, flashy but kind of genius and even hot. I was surprised that her music is the least offensive of any pop slut. It's listenable to me whereas I can't stand the nature of someone of like Taylor Swift's music.

Behind her antics and imagery there's an artistry. You could say the same thing about Lady Gaga but her music falls short of living up to her visual imagery.

Oh.....right.... It was never about actual artistry, only gooning. I forgot. Needless to say she fucking mogs in that department. Pic related.

Nicki is the fucking queen despite what anyone thinks or says.

joanna 'pawg' newsom

>>127081923
Lol. Are you going to provide evidence for such a claim? You probably got filtered by her imagery, which I don't even find to be as bad as 99% of the other pop sluts. Obnoxious, flashy but kind of genius and even hot. I was surprised that her music is the least offensive of any pop slut. It's listenable to me whereas I can't stand the nature of someone of like Taylor Swift's music.

Behind her antics and imagery there's an artistry. You could say the same thing about Lady Gaga but her music falls short of living up to her visual imagery.

Oh.....right.... It was never about actual artistry, only gooning. I forgot. Needless to say she fucking mogs in that department. Pic related.

Nicki is the fucking queen despite what anyone thinks or says.

>>127080185
>Plagiarist
>Awful music
>Disney channel trash
>Bland mutt
That’s a firm “NO!”. Her weird creepy simps here are nothing but a loud obnoxious minority who leak out of wpop every once in a while.

>>127081923
Just look at how pathetic and freakish she is. Flabbergasting! Fucking pleb retards.

>>127080802
All the mayo beckies and 56% litebrite mutt losers mentioned ITT DO NOT compare to this Black Queen.

>>127080841
Of thirdie losers

I don’t care who you retards worship. Riot-era Hayley Williams is always my queen.

>>127080009 (OP)
>>127080185
>>127080482
>>127080611
>>127080803
The global culture is centered around white women. They have holidays for white women. They listen to white women music. They draw the entirety of their modern culture from white women. They post sassy gifs about white women. They watch BuzzFeed-esque sketch comedy slop in worship of white women. They use white women slang like "vibe" (verb) and "bestie". All modern websites are completely overrun with white women. Men/coomer/gays sit around jerking off to white women porn while women sit around watching white women podcasts. They worship white women like Taylor Swift and Olivia Rodrigo and Sabrina Carpenter and Gracie Abrams while attacking the men who actually built their industry/ies before white women took over. Their movies are filled with white women and their music charts are topped by white women. They send white women to the Olympics and celebrate when the white women win because those white women are true red blooded american patriarchy smashers. They watch white women porn to a point where any previously male-fronted space being completely invaded and co-opted by white women is completely okay because white women make their penises hard. They will tell you how much they hate holes and how they’re MGTOW and they are just jerking off to white women but the evidence speaks for itself in that the entire world has always been and will be a planet of white women worshipping white women

>>127082092
Kek. Thread got truked.

Take a hint, /mu/.

>>127082251
feet

>>127080009 (OP)
Olivia

>>127082277
Retard

>>127082277
Thirdie

Midnights
https://strawpoll.com/LVyK25JDQZ0

>>127080185
trvthnvke

>Mutt plagiarist shills trying to spam the thread
Pathetic. Even fucking Billie is better.

>>127082380
No girl with a mustache is the queen of /mu/.

>>127080185
>>127080237
>>127080841
:^)

Fucking thirdies.

>>127082387
Billie actually makes listenable music, none of the Cuntlivia simps actually listen to her music because it is literally so emasculating. I guarantee this.

>>127082403
Can we go back to the /mu/ that worshipped ITAOTS and Hospice instead? At least they listened to actual music.

>>127082418
Memes were so much better back then too ;_;

>>127080803
My queen and princess combo is better.
Objectively.

>>127080009 (OP)
For me it is Nina

I WANNA SEE OLVIA’s RODRIGO

I WANNA SEE OLIVIA’s RODRIGO

>>127080009 (OP)
>richest female pop star
>has best legs
we have no replacement

>>127082083

*pays settlement*

https://www.usatoday.com/story/entertainment/celebrities/2020/01/27/nicki-minaj-brother-25-years-life-raping-11-year-old/4592043002/

>>127082122
Hire a hooker, I beg you.

>>127081747

The Abrams TANK is unstoppanle!

>>127080009 (OP)
Hayley "Zoomer Only" Williams

>>127082704
God damn. An 11 year old.
That's ruff

>>127080185
fpbp

>>127080185
This

>>127080185
>>127083009
>>127083024

I will cede not one inch to Slutlivia!

>>127083043
But she’s my favorite slut

Kang Hae-rin

The Ratrigo spammers are easily the worst part of /mu/. Lower than Swiftie-tier

>>127083436
How talentless do you have to be to steal from Miley Fucking Cyrus? These shills have to be paid top dollar.

>>127083436
addison spammer? sabrina? the linkin park bitch?

>>127083702
I’ve never seen anyone here unironically simp the garden gnome

>>127083702
Addison spammer doesn't have the stamina, there are very few threads. Emily Armstrong schizo keeps it contained in one thread. I'll give you the Sabrina fag(s), the spam is relentless and in multiple threads, it's hard to say which is more cancerous and numerous - Shitlivia or Fatbrina.

>>127083728
Wpop retards think they can leave their cancerous general, and on top of that, spam the board with their cancer

>>127083737
Agreed

>>127083737
>>127083742
Why can't they keep it in one thread? Serious question.

I love Olivia

>>127080611
Nice Spider-Man moves at the beginning. Britney was very naturally beautiful. Now she looks like a cheap dancer

Also, no knives?

>>127082778
>>127082108
Loli Hayley, best Hayley

>>127080009 (OP)
Popstar Ratings: Taylor Swift

body parts - coefficients * rating = result
face - 0,3 * 8 = 2,4
feet - 0,2 * 8 = 1,6
legs - 0,1 * 9 = 0,9
tits - 0,2 * 7 = 1,4
tummy - 0,1 * 9 = 0,9
ass - 0,1 * 6 = 0,6

total = (2,4 + 1,6 + 0,9 + 1,4 + 0,9 + 0,6)/10 = 7,8/10

>>127080185
Popstar Ratings: Olivia Rodrigo

body parts - coefficients * rating = result
face - 0,3 * 8 = 2,4
feet - 0,2 * 10 = 2,0
legs - 0,1 * 8 = 0,8
tits - 0,2 * 8 = 1,6
tummy - 0,1 * 9 = 0,9
ass - 0,1 * 6 = 0,6

total = (2,4 + 2,0+ 0,8 + 1,6 + 0,9 + 0,6)/10 = 8,3/10

I'm sorry, but objectively Olivia won.

>>127080572
>>127082591

>>127084156
Taylors legs are a fucking 12

>>127084211
Dua Lipa >

>>127084280
Not long enough

Can someone make a crude copy and paste of all the best features of each popstar to create 1 ultimate popstar?

>>127084156
>Olivia's feet higher than Taytay's
who wrote this shit?

>>127083728
>Addison spammer doesn't have the stamina
he admitted this early on

>>127083972
she fucked all the band in the van btw

Do you guys even enjoy their music or are you just gooners?

>>127085594
music?

>>127085570
O it's you, based fellow weirdo.

https://youtu.be/bCHMMmGVaio?si=3xKdb-bvN2LTh5li

I found more para baby videos

>>127080191
Farrah is the queen of /mu/ hands down. She invented cloud rap, she invented death grips, she invented hyperpop, she invented yeezus

https://youtu.be/FsDixnIZahU

>>127085594
Addison made the pop aoty

Y'all peasants never deserved a trve Queen

For me? It's Linda Rhondstat.

>>127087711
back to /tv/, retard

>>127085594
Yes, but I’m gay.

>>127085594
If you go in Cuntlivia worship threads, you’ll find there’s 0% music discussion, 100% coomer discussion. So take a wild guess. To be fair though, there’s nothing to really discuss on that end because her music is unlistenable plagiarized dogshit.

>>127087697
Fight the good fight, Nickichad.