Thread 127091241

of course i would drink pee but no i don't want to get sick (?)

we would have liked an eunchy thread

>>127091250
bogchae!

>>127091250
ugly

>>127091233
why?

respect minju

protect minju

buy minju's merch

post encouraging comments on mingstagram

peepee and kaka are gross

>>127091246
>>127091251

>>127091258
i'm constantly encouraging her to get naked

FMK go

does irene really sell her piss or was he just making that up?

>>127091252

S-slug is always drunk?

>>127091255
>>127091256
good morning jakarta

haseul crawling completely naked around the house with a fluffy tail buttplug meowing like a cat and pissing on random furniture to mark her territory

ryu sera selling feet pics

>>127091258
what happened?

>>127091269
marry leesol
marry haum

>>127091277
fuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuaaaaaark

>>127091258
Try to

Get

Less capitalism-focused

>>127091277
making her nurse it and purr on it

My wife Umji

>>127091269
swk

>>127091288
kpg you let this smile fade

>>127091269
kill them all except jiyu
throw jiyu into a pool then jump on her

>>127091293
pow! right in the pussy!

>>127091288
this is before the boat

>>127091246
>of course i would drink pee
nice

>>127091289
I want to drink it from the source

time to log off

>>127091257
wtf do you mean why?

>>127091306
uggos

>>127091298
Wonhee has a 10/10 face

more like log out lol get it

>>127091290
Yes brother what Minju really needs is not more money but more Jesus. Perhaps one day she will also find purpose and happiness as a wise mother and good wife (if not corrupted by Eunbi)

i love lily

>>127091274
only when she's not sleeping

that but park minju

Damn, bad timing, im leaving.

this thread took a left turn

kys pissbong

>>127091326
nigga...

wuz

any fartemis fans online

oogie best chink
by a lot too

>>127091304
don't we all

>>127091313
ahhhhhhh

im out

>>127091309
why are you drinking so much

>>127091233
i havent drank since january. kpg got me thinking about it

an eunchy thread woulda prevented this mess

>>127091298
why do the girls from other groups love her so much? they can't stop smiling when they see wonhy

where there's piss, there's scat
time to dip

wtf is cosmosy - baby dont cry

>illit uploads a practice video
>it's just them running on the treadmill while singing
seems a little extreme but that's just me

>>127091350
she's just cute as fuck

nien could take it

Average looks, average taste, average height
An average waist, average in everything I do
My temperature is 98.2

>>127091364
it trains them to breathe properly

Why does this feel POV humiliation coded….

how does it get this made so quickly

>>127091364
it's just an excuse to make our hamborghini run, and i don't like it.

im starting to like minju....
i hate this....

>>127091365
even when she shakes her fat ass... impressive

moggings mentioned

>>127091372
because you’re very mentally unwell

boghee

>>127091385
uh oh hot dog

tokkicels get more unhinged by the day

>>127091345
>>127091348
Wednesday, Friday, Saturday you can blackout if you try not to drink much on monday, tuesday, thursday and sunday. do weed on those nights instead and your liver has time to recover

>>127091381
i've done this with a few idols
unfortunately i don't think there's a cure

>>127091368
go on...

>>127091277
it twitched

irene looking out at the audience at the fansign in kuala lumpur. meets your eyes in the back room. she whispers something to the staff. they escort you out.

yejibros when the (You)'s fell

>>127091385
boghee in an ad for lunchables

Pink hamborghini

Like that momo meme lol!

>>127091372
what about kids show coded pics?

>>127091396
her face just did that

>>127091396
debunked ages ago

>>127091396
bogju

>>127091372
to appeal to tokkis of course

>>127091395
but WHY

uh oh, melty

>>127091410
*smooch*
*smooch*
pretty sure this is a firm handshake kinda wonhee so *firm handshake*
*firm handshake*
*smooch*

>>127091388
oof

im really mainly just a fartemis guy i come here to post loona for lgbt causes

fartemis is the only group i care about

isnt cai bing like 32 now

>>127091429
jump off a bridge

>>127091421
is this a real person?

bibisis

SKRT SKRT

>>127091388
>only one person in this webm is a kpop idol
damn

why does kpg hate seowony so much?

>>127091412
lmao

>>127091388
how old was dani here?

fartemis aka shitamus is my favorite group

>>127091243
you made me feel validated, im gonna have to sissygoon...

>>127091440
sex demon

>>127091450
no idea but fuck em i'll keep posting her

Voluntary celibacy is a precious gift of God's grace

>>127091441
for me it's this trend but they fall back as soon as their legs get pulled on

bibisis taking one look and saying no thank you at the hi touch

>>127091467
what about involuntary celibacy?

>>127091450
the faggot who posts her is a subhuman

uglitt

deadjeans

>>127091483
>>127091486
meds

>>127091381
Give in

aespangels

>>127091467
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xpVfcZ0ZcFM

>>127091490
more like aespanal

>>127091489
ugly goblin

>>127091411
bring back the bondage

>>127091495
grim profile on the one on the left

>>127091450
She makes me uncomfortable

>>127091450
we don't. she's cute

>>127091490
bogged angels

man i love shitamis so much

have u guys heard of fartemis?

its my favorite group it has haseul in it

in case u were wondering

haseuls little peach cobbler donut hole is delicious

shut the FUCK up and post seowony angel

Denial is a part of the process of letting go. New Jeans will soon be a thing of the past. The sooner you accept this the better.

>>127091522
kill yourself

>daily scat meltdown
consider killing yourself

she has a cute underbite to scoop all the cum better

>>127091381
https://files.catbox.moe/o0ypae.mp4
Give in.

man i love shitamis so much

have u guys heard of fartemis?

its my favorite group it has haseul in it

in case u were wondering

haseuls little peach cobbler donut hole is delicious

really you could call it a shitfartamis

if uw anted

>>127091547
built for thick loads

taking your turn on rei. she's crying. she's into it but she's crying.

tinny being extremely mentally ill but not suicidal is a terrible tragedy

>>127091550
of whitening cream

man i love shitamis so much

have u guys heard of fartemis?

its my favorite group it has haseul in it

in case u were wondering

haseuls little peach cobbler donut hole is delicious

really you could call it a shitfartamis

if uw anted

how does he change ip so fast

>>127091552
me riding on her back to get places because she's ugly

>>127091552
more

>>127091381
https://files.catbox.moe/9t4iz5.mp4

>>127091550
loads of kisses

>>127091558
bruh thats one of the easiest things to do

kpg fucking sucks now, brothers

i dont even see what you guys are whining about

>>127091571
fuck off retard

>>127091571
it yeji

>>127091573
what if shes the minjuposter...

>>127091571
glad we don't post here anymore

>>127091566
if you got a good isp i guess

rei walks up to the bar after hours. you can't finish your drink, you'll throw up. rei hops up on to the stool next to you. her ass cheeks stick to the the cheap fake leather. she knows just enough english. " you didn't finish" you look at rei. her makeup is destroyed. eyes stung and bloodshoot from it. she sniffles. "what?" rei drinks from your glass. her hands are shaking. "why didn't you finish in me?"

>>127091575

Whoever this is is very pretty

>>127091589
imagine the plapping

what do you personally think of lee "frogny" anne?

>tokkicels get more unhinged by the day
no we don't you take that back right now ill kill you ill kill ALL OF YOU especially those of you in the jury

>>127091589
get her friend leeseo here

>>127091593
Smug brat in need of correction

>>127091594
based tokkichad

>>127091573
cbs with taeyeonmanlet right now

>>127091593
she's cute with a fun personality if not a little too promiscuous for her age

>>127091350
she looks funny

>>127091593
this webm says it all

>>127091606
not enough desocking

how did Saja boy mog BTS

>>127091613
ridiculous

>>127091575
bae would be such a hot fuck

ran out of socks thanks to kim dayeon waterbomb webms

rei spits into the glass and puts it back down. she slides it over to you. "drink it." the bar keep looks at you then turns away. you drink it. "do you have a car outside?" rei touches your forearm. her fingers are sticky. she leans over. "you can do anything."

>>127091350
she's a cute and funny ray of sunshine in the dark world of kpop

>>127091364
i can personally train moky if she wants

watermelonsocks.png

saja boys? more like sajaegi boys
cuz i know for a FACT netflix is doing payola and cooking the numbers

>>127091606
>>127091614
>>127091628
kpop?

suckling til milk come out

Which gaypop song should I listen to today?

>>127091405
looking at hyein

lightsum deserved better

what a horrible thread

>>127091633
grope squeeze pinch

>>127091634
ah... fuck

>>127091642
every thread...

>>127091642
it's friday so yuros are up later than usual

>>127091631
kpop?

yoon suprise street interview

I cant believe NewJeans is actually coming back. It feels like a dream but its really happening. We almost lost them

>>127091622
wonhy could have saved sulli

>>127091621
invite her, do it

>>127091634
what is she looking at?

>>127091653
what for real? FINALLY!

>>127091640
i feel bad for chowon. getting rid out of izone and ending up in a complete flop group like lightsum. she should be getting paid out by cj enm for the rest of her life.

>>127091653
tokki derangement syndome progresses

>>127091653
put down the bottle tokki bro

>>127091631
korean popular music??

>>127091661
rigged out sorry i just woke up from a midday nap

>>127091385
the fact that i only it girls getting hate edits like this

you put your jacket aroung rei's shoulders. a man watches you leave with her and makes a phone call. you help her into the back seat and drive three streets over to where the street light it out. you get in the back seat. "don't scream." rei starts crying again. "do you love me?" you put your fingers inside her. "no."

>>127091680
giwtwm...

>>127091684
is that wonhee?

>>127091692
yes

Haseul from ARTMS had recently gotten into Minecraft. Not in a pro-speedrunner kind of way—but in the "accidentally punches bees and apologizes to them" kind of way. Her fans loved it. She’d stream for hours building lopsided cottages, naming cows after LOONA members, and asking chat why her enchanted fishing rod sometimes caught sticks.

One rainy in-game afternoon, while wandering through a forest biome, she stumbled upon a small structure made of honeycomb blocks and terracotta—clearly not generated by vanilla Minecraft. Inside was a single chest. She opened it.

Inside was a book titled:
"Equip the Muffin Topper."

She stared at it. “Chat… what is a muffin topper?”

The messages rolled in fast:

“LOL what”
“It’s not a real muffin Haseul ”
“It’s a helmet I think???”
“NO it’s like a cosmetic thing!”
“Wait is this modded?!”

Haseul had no idea. She tried placing the book on an armor stand. Nothing. Tried using it on a muffin (which she had crafted using cake, sugar, and optimism). Still nothing. She even tried eating the book. “You can’t eat books,” she muttered as the character chomped air sadly.

Then—while mining near a glowberry cave—she noticed something glowing through the vines. Nestled inside a cracked stone pedestal was what looked like a golden helmet, but fluffier. Like… bread?

When she hovered over it, the tooltip read:
Muffin Topper
"Legendary headgear. Grants +2 Yum, +3 Confidence."

Without hesitation, she equipped it.

The second she did, a shimmer passed across her screen. Her character sparkled with sprinkles. The sky darkened. A message appeared:

“You have equipped the Muffin Topper. Trials begin now.”

Suddenly, the ground beneath her crumbled and she was teleported to an entirely new world—a sugary dimension filled with floating muffin islands, syrup lakes, and mobs shaped like angry cupcakes called Frosted Fiends. She screamed. Chat screamed. A sprinkle exploded beside her.

>>127091699
shopped

>>127091697
damn that's crazy

>>127091653
Pitstop is over

rei doesn't tell yujin what happened. she just says she can't to dance practice today.

what's the dirtiest job in kpop?

>>127091611
sleeper obese build

>>127091699
cute

where did the femanon kpoppers go

>>127091381
get drowned
>>127091536
what's the title of the bg song? i heard this one recently on that one funny illit fansign edit

>>127091714
lesserafim audio engineer

>>127091714
probably having to clean the piss and shit up after kpop concerts because deranged stans would rather soil themselves than miss seeing their waifu/husbando for even a second

>>127091712
fogging up the windows

>>127091727
fah

>>127091634
delete this

>>127091592
>>127091606

>>127091728
wow SEA concerts sound terrible

>>127091450
becoz of that single armpit hair

been away for a day or two, did i miss anything? did nien choke out xinyu again? did yves get raped?

>>127091727
this the fountain of youth the soaniards searched for, i would drink every drop

every kpop idol should be artificially inseminated with multiples and made to perform on stage weighed down by their large round guts #makekoreafertileagain #downwithDP #bringbackmartiallaw

>>127091743
madein lost another member

>>127091727
ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh kotti feeties ooaahhhhhhhhhhh

>>127091749
another rapein?

>>127091718
ugliest, wrinkliest, most disgusting pits i have ever seen

i like watching nmixx content and think theyre sweet girls especially lily but dont listen to their music

There was a castle made entirely of cupcakes in the distance. Chat was going absolutely feral.

“What the hell is happening,” she said, running from sprinkle arrows and yelling every time she stepped in caramel.

She climbed the cupcake tower. She battled the Crumb Lord (a giant muffin golem with a cherry crown). She screamed as she finally beat it and got the Legendary Muffin Core, combining it with the Muffin Topper to unlock full Yum Mode™.

Back in the Overworld, she stood triumphant on a mountaintop. Her character glowed softly.

“I did it,” she said breathlessly. “I understand now. I understand the Muffin Topper.”

Then she paused.

Her expression changed.

“I… chat, I’ll be right back,” she said, voice tense. “I have to go to the restroom. Urgently.”

She got up from her chair and walked off-camera. The mic was still on.

A moment of silence.

Then—a long, echoing fart followed by a suspiciously damp plorp.

Chat exploded:

“”
“SHE LEFT THE MIC ON NOOOOOO”
“THE MUFFIN IS TOPPING HER BACK”
“HELP HELP I’M SCREAMING”

From the bathroom, faintly, you could hear her voice:

“…I guess this is what happens when you equip the Muffin Topper. It equips you back…”

A flush. A sigh. And finally:

“…I’m never eating digital pastries again.”

>>127091634
Why is she acting like that?

>>127091697
remember when Minecraft was considered to be a game only children played? When did the human degenerate this hard?

pregnant idols

is ian a yuna prodigy

what specific ethnicity can i blame for the current state of the thread

>>127091768
>pregnant idols

ex-tokkibros which group did you guys pick up?
for me it's h2h

>>127091780
lmao

who went to club icarus

>>127091766
everyone has been saying that about every video game since the 90s

its just fake bro

what did lisa mean by this?

>>127091785
me

>>127091782
im still a tokkichad but i also picked up frogny and h2h

>>127091787
winty...

>>127091782
h2h but musically it's just not the same

>>127091789
it looks real puffy

>>127091762
not even high horse and run for roses and ocean and love is lonely and break the wall and home?

>>127091796
yuha has a weird mouth. i actually dropped her because of it.

>>127091803
that's because it's a sack

what are we doing tonight kpg

>haseul isn't pregnant with her 3rd hapa baby right now
you can't tell me the world isn't utterly fucked and batshit insane when fucked up shit like this is going on right now.

>>127091790
baemon was exposed to this...

>>127091809
halo custom games and listening to triples

puffy mentioned

>>127091806
If lisa is a tranny then that's impressive honestly

>>127091734
i hate that riize fuck boi

>>127091812
ugh i meant to quote the post above this one, im so tired i should go sleep lol

>>127091779
yakuts

>>127091805
reconsider

>>127091782
nmixx and nmixx alone

>>127091817
P U F F Y
U
F
F
Y

>>127091782
lsf + illit + h2h

>>127091782
illit

if u say puffy one more time near me im gonna spam t his shit with poop again

>>127091804
uhhh based

>>127091809
watching the tripleS concert

>>127091831
>>127091833
this is a betrayal of everything newjeans stood for

puffy lips

winty puffy

>>127091847
i can tell eunchy is gonna age horribly, she just has one of those faces where you can tell

>>127091849
she’s gonna look like a haggard chinese restaurant lady by 25

>>127091849
she came pre walled

>>127091853
classic haewon

>>127091777
Depends
We've seen ian's legs but how tight is her tummy?

>>127091847
who is this bogged hag?

lia thread?

>>127091847
all four OMO

>>127091866
no. thank you.

>>127091867
idiota

>>127091959
sooms gf...