>>127093323Fucking hell
* smashed an embryo off my dick every other year of my life up to 7
* made me take heroin. Requiem for a dream comes from this.
* saw MJ fuck a fetus
* killed kids who MJ and Shaquille O'Neal sexually abused
* made me eat literal shit so I wouldn't tell the police about having been placed in CP
* called me a faggot after I said "Voulez-Voss Coucher Alec Moi" and not long later raped me (I was prepared though, I had put marmalade up my ass. I think he was pleasantly surprised by this...)
* made me smoke crack after writing for him
* was friends with Lea Seydoux
* had sex with underage girl
* he also had a cajon
* knocked me out after charging at me and raped me on the street. Had to get veneers