Thread 127102238

Sex sells I guess

Did she sell a lot?

>>127102238 (OP)
Carpenter is annoying. Lorde is just sad

>>127102238 (OP)
even if it were free I don't want it Lordey

>>127102238 (OP)
>mogged by Lana
No thanks.

>>127102238 (OP)
If it's lorde selling it it should come with a refund and an apology letter.

>>127102377
My pussy taste like diabetes

Its been 10+ years since her breakout, but i still think of her as just a kid. Despite her being older than me.

Sex sells but who's buying?

review brah trans

her next album cover should be her soles

>>127102490
Holy yuckola. I'm bout to shit and pukeola

>>127102238 (OP)
miss this nigga

>>127102396
Stomach stapled and Ozempic like a mutha' fucker

I can't get over the reviewbrah face

>>127102823
>>127103142
Same
>>127103137
The marketing lady at my office is definitely on Ozempic; looks like a fucking ghoul now -- honestly looked better fat, and I hate fat people.

>>127103341
I'm pretty sure ozempic works by giving you punishing diarrhea if you eat to much

>>127102490
>>127102823
Looksmatch to the MAX

>>127102823
>>127104011
for a split second, i actually thought someone had photoshopped lorde's face into this pic because i thought no way could they be THAT similar

>>127102490
But mostly her fat trunk cankles

>>127102238 (OP)
my god, what an ugly cunt

>>127102238 (OP)
I'm degenerate but I'd never have sex with this smelly looking man face weirdo

>>127102288
>>127102238 (OP)
DRAKE.......................117,182,964,604

Taylor Swift...................106,941,434,825
Ariana Grande.................58,089,031,791
Rhianna............................50,730,897,180
Billie Eilish........................49,642,898,689
Dua Lipa...........................37,398,176,020
SZA...................................33,056,628,344
Beyonce............................30,980,655,529
Olivia Rodrigo....................22,925,138,425
Sabrina Carpenter.............16,576,868,874
Tate McRae.......................13,071,571,653
>Lorde..................................9,856,535,651
Chappell Roan......................5,923,636,567

>>127105376
big D can't stop winning

>>127105376
Still haven't listened to a single song from Billie Eilish, Dua Lipa, SZA, Olivia Rodrigo, Sabrina Carpenter, Tate McRae, Chappell Roan. Managed to avoid all of them.

>>127102490
sometimes she looks cute, this is one of those times

>>127105528
HOLY BASED HERMIT MISSING NOTHING

>>127105528
your average wpop poster

>>127105376
None of this means anything

>>127106139
They do people stream it because they like it.

>>127106162
lol

>>127102490

Hi, Tay.

>>127106286

Imagine the tribbing.

>>127102823
>27 years
>>127102238 (OP)
>28 years

What is it with this phenotype

>>127102238 (OP)
she's not very sexy here

>>127106341
She's very sexy here
>>127102490

>>127106139
it's her popular appeal, quantified and compared to her peers, answering the question: does sex sell, for Lorde?

>>127106352
She looks like she's going to phone home and then a kid's going to shove her into a basket on the front of a bicycle.

Could Jack Antonoff have saved her career?

>>127106383

Or "Jackoff", as his friends call him.

>>127108427
huh?

>>127102238 (OP)
idk i think she's cute.

>>127102238 (OP)
But who's buying?

>>127106354
>does sex sell, for Lorde?
her new one flopped so i think the verdict is in

>>127108524
No jack
No hits

>>127105528
You haven't missed anything important

>>127108441
I saw Lorde at a grocery store in Wellington yesterday. I told her how cool it was to meet her in person, but I didn’t want to be a douche and bother her and ask her for photos or anything. She said, “Oh, like you’re doing now?” I was taken aback, and all I could say was “Huh?” but she kept cutting me off and going “huh? huh? huh?” and closing her hand shut in front of my face. I walked away and continued with my shopping, and I heard her chuckle as I walked off. When I came to pay for my stuff up front I saw her trying to walk out the doors with like fifteen Bounty bars in her hands without paying.

The guy at the counter was very nice about it and professional, and was like “Ma'am, you need to pay for those first.” At first she kept pretending to be tired and not hear him, but eventually turned back around and brought them to the counter.

When he took one of the bars and started scanning it multiple times, she stopped him and told him to scan them each individually "to prevent any electrical infetterence," and then turned around and winked at me. I don’t even think that’s a word. After he scanned each bar and put them in a bag and started to say the price, she kept interrupting him by yawning really loudly.

>>127110853
I read that in Morgan Freeman’s voice kek

>>127102823
Lmao wanted to post the same thing. Could've been siblings.