Old: >>127103241
>FAQ: https://pastebin.com/vHeAR1Bt

Janny was based today

Blasphemy - Fallen Angel of Doom

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rSv0zmWvk1o

Heavy metal Sunday
https://fortressofficial.bandcamp.com/album/dont-spare-the-wicked

lmao simp edition got deleted

>>127110109
Test

Gay general

Nile - Annihilation of the Wicked

REAL BLASTING

>>127110145
you mad, simp

>>127110109
When Janny comes cleaning up the thread
Hurrah, hurrah

FAKE BLASTING
RIP THE HEAD FROM YOUR TORMENTOR
GRIND THEIR BONES TO DUST

https://i.4cdn.org/wsg/1753016768558304.webm

>>127110099 (OP)
REAL BLASTING FUCK THOMPSONIGGER

>>127110238
Finally, a good fucking blasting post. Fuck that Thompson faggot

>unique ip's: 4

>>127110167

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=k2JFpfTPHvo

>>127110246

Any metal about having sex with Ninja Turtles?

>tfw no gf
metal for this feel?

>>127110167

whatever your favorite album is, pic related mogs it.

I can listen to this riff on 1:29 for hours.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uDG9Q1Xv0wc
There's a shiload of dissonant black metal bands, and almost all of them explore the cosmic theme. What about dissonant death metal?

Artist: Darkthrone
Album: Panzerfaust
Song: Beholding The Throne of Might

>And destruction upon the holy man
>Who hails a jew

Got bullied for wearing a metal shirt today. One kid even pissed on me.

Gorgoroth - Antichrist

>>127110246
real blasting

>>127110373
Good
You're not 15 years old, you have no business wearing metal band t-shirts like a fucking dweeb

>>127110384
No one listens to this old folks home tunes.

Zoiks, gang, I sure hope we don't encounter any preponderances in this thread! Even after a whole handful of Hector Snacks, I'm still feeling mighty incipient in retrospect :S

>>127110167

Iron Maiden

>>127110261
this is incredibly brutal

>>127110109
What happened? I went to bad once Negru showed up last night off his meds again

>>127110389
I wont hide my identity. I will wear my BLind Guardian shirt every day and everywhere.

>>127110338
Theres a riff in all that noise?

>>127110426
as it should

>>127110431
Metaldorks would rather look at Beergutic Shitmusicmaker then at a 11/10 Dutch woman.

>>127110398
/metal/ is a boomer general.

>>127110450
>woman

Not metal.

metal is nordic folk music electrified

>>127110167

>>127110246
I wonder how much more I'd enjoy this if I understood Norwegian

>>127110450
Real women haven't been invented yet.

schizo metal

Blasting this I'm not gonna (You) the not metal Thompsonfag

>>127110437
it should incredibly brutal?

>>127110167
You will never be a real metal band. You have no riffs, you have no down-tuned guitars, You have no distortion. You are a worthless Christcuck folk rock band twisted by misinformed and clueless Wikipedia editors into a crude mockery of metallic perfection.

All the “validation” you get is two-faced and half-hearted. To your face, anons mock your music. /mu/ is disgusted and ashamed of you, the few people that give you a listen laugh at your mediocrity both while and after they listen to it.

Metalheads are utterly repulsed by you. Decades of musical evolution has allowed metalheads to sniff out frauds with incredible efficiency. Even rock bands who are “heavy” sound uncanny and unnatural to a metalhead. Your song structure is a dead giveaway. And even if you manage to get a /mu/thafucka to listen to one of your albums, he’ll turn tail and never think about you again as soon as he gets a whiff of more worthwhile music.

You will never be happy. You wrench out a fake smile every single morning to post "REAL BLASTING" in every /metal/ thread, but deep inside you feel the depression creeping up like a weed, ready to crush you under the unbearable weight of the fact that you are a false blasting.

Eventually it’ll be too much to bear - you’ll finally get tired of posting, quit listening to this third world garbage, and be forgotten by /metal/. When the realization hits you, you will be heartbroken but relieved that they no longer have to live with replaying the same record over and over again. Your music will be known solely for being popular in a third world country, and everyone who happens to chance upon one of your albums for the rest of eternity will know that you are not a real metal band. Your memory will decay and go back to the dust, and all that will remain of your legacy is a mediocre band that failed to reach beyond their home market and is unmistakably not metal.

This is your fate. This is what you chose. There is no turning back.

>>127110512
Looks like nu-male shite

>>127110238
God if this is what ripoff Amebix sounds like, I need to listen to Arise! ASAP

>>127110554
I was going to give you a HEIL but you posted Watain.

>>127110167
Blasting this, but I don't really like it

>>127110548
yes. it's brutal death after all.

>>127110238
>>127110246
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZY0ZfAZM61c

why the fuck are there several blasting posts?

blasted a whole lot of gay shit this week not gonna lie

>>127110327
Based.

>>127110693
Paid shills from Serbia detected the thread and are trying to shut down everything Thompson-related because they are the most butthurt nation in the world, just ignore them

>>127110622
sh- should *I* incredibly brutal?

>>127110718
Correct.

>>127110718
Thompson is a stolen valor fraud and he will never be metal.

>>127110718
meds

Serbian anti dog AI metal > Thompson (not metal)

in this genny we support female doom bands

>>127110785
>Thompson (not metal)
Seethe chetnik

>>127110167

>>127110797
>Heavy Metal
Yeah, that is diapershit. Not real metal.

>>127110718
>>127110797
Your album sucks, monkey

>>127110167

>>127110837
Never listened to them just because the band name sucks ass

>>127110820
those three bands are all slop too

>>127110842
GOATed band honestly

>>127110856
Why?

>>127110837
>>127110842
the 'cocke

>>127110862
Because their music is very good

>>127110873
What about it do you enjoy?

cocker-ACK

>>127110879
The instruments and the vocals

>>127110895
>incapable of pointing out a single musical moment

Shouldn't be surprised anymore I guess. Not gonna listen due to the fact the name sucks and anything labeled as "Progressive black metal" tends to be circus music

>>127110916
Ok

>>127110167

Thompson has just passed away you guys...

>>127110963
Why did you turn your trip off Negru?

>>127110964
why do you constantly troll this general?

>>127110785
Last one is peak

>>127110099 (OP)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BmCpGsE5MK0&list=RDBmCpGsE5MK0&start_radio=1

>>127110246

>>127110167

>>127110167
>>127110238
>>127110246

>>127110792
>female doom

war metal and caverncore is basically brutal death metal, let's talk about it
Tetragrammacide, for example, is secretly a brutal death metal band

>>127111271
Blasphemy and Incantation is all you need.

>>127111271
I really don't see it.

>>127110167

Redpill me on Castle Rat

She's hot

>>127111493
at least it's not coreshit, it's trve doom

>>127111543
wtf is stadium crust?

is hippie killer stoner or sludge

fucking posers in here listen to w*men instead of trve metalcore and deathcore
fucking you poser kids
-ronnie radke

TRVE KVLT BABY METARU

>>127111628
what you know about that baby war metal?

>>127111628
>reddit screencap
>obvious satire

>>127111628
Just your typical metalhead

This is my girlfriend btw

.

>>127111628
Just your typical pedophile

>>127111739
im one and theyre too old for me i prefer them 12 and under

The leftover Realm of Chaos DNA makes this so much better than The IVth Crusade IMO

>>127111772
they were 11-13 when they formed
total pedobait

>>127111837
sorry i meant 10 and under, just realized 12 year old girls look way tooo big for me haha
anyway, anybody else a pantera fan here?

>>127111884
Why are metalheads like this?

>>127111493

hot af in here 23 celsius with 70% humidity

metal songs to cool down to? and dont say freezing moon

>>127111791
correct

Fuck off janny

>>127111974
Wheezing Troon by Gayhem

What are other bands besides picrel and Thergothon that only released one album but in a perfect world would have released more

holy fuck. almost got banned for a sec but looks like Im clear for. now back to ratposting as usual

>>127111974
Wintersun's Self Titled
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jemzWhNQIpI

>>127112052
EP, but Liers in Wait.

What are the good therion albums?

>>127110238
>>127110246

>>127112112
pic related

just checked out rabm and i gotta say, its really shitty atmoblack most of the time
it feels like they only created rabm because they wanted to listen to filosofem but couldnt with a clean conscience due to varg, so they just recreated filosofem but this time with a troon as the vocalist so they can listen to filosofem and not feel bad

blasting this dogshit

>>127110167
Def Leppard

.

>>127112157
Just your typical antifa

>>127112170
Yes?

>>127111493
They got 100k on Kickstarter off nothing but riffs, atmosphere, and underboob

I haven't been here in a while. Who or what is Thompson?

>>127112159
its generic af had to click off halfway through

>>127112222
A war hero and a heavy metal legend who got famous for defending his homeland and making banger albums about it after the war

>>127112222
Son of Thomp

>>127112112
First three

>>127111493
Boring "nostalgic" heavy metal band doing nothing interesting and are totally riding on the vibe of their music videos and the looks of the vocalist. An absolute fucking normie nu-male band and I'm tired of hearing about them.

>>127112210
They got 100k on Kickstarter because she is an onlyfans camwhore. Simps will simp.

metal songs to make me feel like a little girl fairy princess?

>>127112290
Fuck off, pedo.

>>127112142
forgot what a ripper this was

>>127112308
>every woman is a pedo

>>127112159
mogged

Can someone recommend industrial metal bands to someone who's new to the genre. Do NOT say Rammstein.

>>127112315
based desu

>>127112290
Any power metal I'd guess

>>127112324
The better albums by Ministry and Fear Factory

>>127112313
You're an adult male.

>>127112324
Godflesh

>>127112334
Source???
Did I state otherwise???
Wake up retard

>>127112324
Danzig - Danzig 5: Blackacidevil

>>127112313
Incoherent post.

>>127112324
Godflesh, depending on what you like I'd recommend Post Self as a good starting point. Ironically, Godflesh's later work reminds me much more of Neurosis than vice versa
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8dIOkBykgI4

>>127112324
dodheimsgard

>>127112324
Knocked Loose

Burger metal

Throw yourself into the vessel of possibilities

>>127110246
Awesome!

>>127110167
This is the real blasting post.

>>127110523
\\m//

I can't stop buying band shirts

>>127112608
Nice, supporting bands and musicians is one of the most based things you can do as a metalhead.

>>127112645
Specifically artists associated with the NS scene.

>>127110416
Best Goatmoon album and perhaps the best Finnish black metal album

>>127112052
Still holding out hope Murphy will put the project back together.

>>127112689
I've bought both NS and crusty lefties merch for bands if I like the riffs

>>127112727
For me it's Alone live
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4uFXenDaaTQ

>>127110246

True Rockwellian Black Metal

Some of my favourites:

Rectal Discharge - Apocalyptic diarrhoea cannon in the Walmart Bathroom
Sharthog - Fecal Holocaust in my Jorts
Necroshart - Bloody Mucus Stool
Intestinal Impaction - Bloated to Death
Taco Hell Janitor - Licking the Skidmarks
Brapslave - Uncontrollable Anal Leakage from repeated Self Fisting
Anal Fart - Locked in the Fart Chamber

>>127112290
anything by poppy

>>127112824
cringe

>>127112829
shit taste

Chiodos

>Marrying experimental/noise rock and avant-garde doom metal with traditional Anglican soundworlds of electro-pneumatic church organ and stacked choral vocal

>All Men Unto Me as a project deals with yet extends beyond Rylan’s transition, the way the testosterone treatment affected his vocal delivery, and themes of patriarchy, (trans-)masculinity, religion, wrath and forgiveness.

new heccy-core dropped

>>127112824
based

Varg is gay and has AIDS. Thank you I'll be here all week B-)

Rammstein actually pretty good band! :D

>>127113341
Do you have a source? It's irresponsible to make such preposterous claims without any validity whatsoever.

>>127113377
Varg told me, I'm his closest confidante.

>>127110525
I prefer Something Wild.

big tiddy vampire metal

Any news on the new Jute Gyte release?

>>127113478
Examples?

>>127113610
Castle Rat

>>127113617
I was thinking of smth more along the lines of Mütiilation but with a hot goth chick on vocals.

>>127113632
Astarte.

neoliberal metal

Dudes seriously be like "I'm a metalhead" but then on further inspection their head is just made out of bones...

>>127113757
Shut the FUCK up retard before I RAPE you

currently listening to strapping young lad

Cold beer, summer night, Amon Amarth.

>>127113868
I'm so sorry you can't find some better metal to play

>>127113877
You don't think this is cool as hell?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=I7PqkWySC18

>>127113907
I'm 33, not 13

https://i.4cdn.org/wsg/1753067516483250.webm

I specifically blame this general for my now unironic love of wiggerslam

Garden of dissodelights

>>127113810
That's illegal.
>>127113824
This should be illegal too.

I’m from the future (2055).
NSBM still reigns supreme here.
Millions gather at major venues to watch Hologram Seigneur Voland on tour

>>127110238
>>127110246

WHAT THE FUCK IS THIS?
THIS ISN’T IFERNACH

>>127112824
HEIL

zoomer chick forced me to listen to trna and peelingflesh the other night and I had to resist not using vocabulary picked up from here

Booklet for Drowning the Light - Lost Kingdom of a Dark Age.

>>127114053
This is how I feel when I get up from my chair (I'm severely obese)

HH

>>127110246

>>127112829
GIGABASED

>>127113341
Completely true and indubitably confirmed.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ID7pLwg2-JY

>he's one of us

Incredibly based.

>>127110246
>>127114569
HEIL

>>127114478
shes not worth it lil bro

rec e some technical slam

>>127114818
Jute Gyte

>>127114797
i'm not going to watch this bullshit

>>127114867
Yeah because you're an idiot. Lol.

>>127114750
Shalom.

>>127110099 (OP)
Thoughts on tech thrash? I got Hexenhaus on right now

>>127114891
Fag

Bonestorm

fuck the talmud
Louis Couchet is homosexual and is HIV positive.

>>127114921
Another shalom to you.

>>127114943
YWNBAW

>>127114943
Thank you Chuck.

>>127114965
Thank God for that I want to fuck pussy not have one

the silly metalheads fighting again

>>127114989
Who gave you permission to speak? Fucking loser.

AOTY finally dropping soon.

Which band? You know the one.

>>127115115
big deal, we have like 50 of those a year here

>>127115245
Thank you tastelet.

>>127112052
Pic rel
>>127112157
this is unfortunately a good way to sum it up
>>127114264
Seigneur Voland is in my top 3 NSBM for sure. Based edgelord metalhead shut-ins of the future, good taste

NSBM reigns supreme.

Anybody have faith in the new Deftones album or nah?

>>127110246
.
>>127115426
Not metal.

>>127110167
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Jg9HMIWp6sw&ab_channel=Sorcerer-Topic

>>127115426
Don't know but the merch drop is going to be SICK

>>127115439
Not metal.

>>127115495
I'm not in the mood for cum stain band logos tonight

>>127115509
Didn't ask, poser.

list of official instruments:
>guitar
>drums
>bass (honorary)

ITS OUT!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xr8IOjY4Enc

>>127115551
I'd say the entirety of orchestral instrumentation, although I am personally a bit more partial to metal with a more symphonic style. Just my preference.

>>127115580
Thanks Maddie! Do you take requests?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JOSP9gtazJY

>hear for years that the Tony Martin albums are hidden gems in the Sabbath catalog
>listen to Headless Cross finally since it's generally regarded as the best one
>it's literally just the 1987 Whitesnake album with spooooooky lyrics

Why do people like this shit again

OZZY.

BLOODY.

OSBOURNE.

>>127115638
Tony Martin? Never heard of him.

>>127110837
Akercocke more like Achy Cock jej

Loving every laugh.

If the Jute Gyte posting is just a joke, then I guess I don't get it. This shit is gold-tier lol.

>>127115638
Kino singer even if he's a cornball lyricist with an unfortunate hairline

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FUfW5cgi_5Y&

>>127115726
This isn't Black Sabbath, where the hell is Ozzy?

No Ozzy, no Sabbath. Simple as that really.

>YEAH, ERM, SO FUNNY STORY ABOUT THE BAND NAME YEAH? WE WERE GOING TO MAKE A NEW BAND BUT THEN WE REALIZED LIKE, SHIT MAN, NOBODY'S GONNA CARE ABOUT THE REST OF US IF WE ERASE OZZY FROM THE REST OF OUR CAREERS SO LIKE, YEAH HAHA... HERE WE ARE I GUESS


>ANYWAYS, HOW ARE WE ALL DOING TONIGHT?!?!?!? AND FUUUUUCK OZZY HAHA

>>127114314
Finpatheimsgard?

>>127115731
>>127115736
>>127115765
Calm down Sharon

The first two albums with Dio mog the whole Ozzy era anyway

>writes a song called fucking 'Crazy Train'
he's genuinely a retard

Bongman - Hip To Be Metal (Cover, Single) [2025]

>>127115794
Ironically low IQ post.

Tony "the Dio" Lommi

>>127115801
Nah man, you don't get it

>>127110099 (OP)
someone post the diaper edit of this pic

>>127114484
I actually saw one of these for sale on reddit a few days ago, very cool.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8XeCH2qh288
Friend made a song but I have no idea if it is metal or more likely rock.

>>127116241
Reminds me of Suno AI

Hardcore punk

>>127110167

>>127114569
>Hey what's that spider do-ACK!

>>127112290
Alcest

>>127114797
Correct.

>>127114478
Did you show her infectious jelqing

>>127116427
I bet he showed her his (kristy is a ftm transgender metalhead)

>>127110099 (OP)
do metalheads like fat chicks? just curious
Also heres a song I like:
https://youtu.be/QRlVTJ-3G5g?si=N8l0CWfegrwaO3zo

>>127116465
Idk about metalheads but I like chubby girls

Heavy metal maniac \m/

No presents for Christmas?

I just roke up

New idea for a metal genre: Slow metal (instead of speed metal)

>>127110238

>>127116755
holy shit
screencapped
this could be HUGE

>>127110246

>>127110246
https://beyondmortaldreams.bandcamp.com/album/as-death-we-shall-walk

>>127116465
Not specifically, but I certainly don't mind a bit of padding.
Also, nice choice. This one is my all-time fave of theirs:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nPc2UamnwBI

>>127114569
HEIL

Holy shit you guys are retarded

>>127114997
the catspammer is a janny and can do whatever it likes here

>>127117529
yeah you too bud

>>127115793
>The first two albums with Dio mog the whole Ozzy era anyway
lol
lmao

>>127117093
based

>>127110246
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eGk0YSpocDA

How do you guys survive the workday after a show? My body and my stomach are destroyed.

>>127118153
I barely drink anymore which helps but otherwise you just accept the fact that you are going to be tired all day.

>>127118153
I just eat edibles now

>>127118153
i usually have to travel to get to a gig and take a couple days off. also what this guy said>>127118160

>>127110246

>>127118153
Play another show.

>>127110246
You could call this 'meat and potatoes' death metal, as it's nothing particularly original. But I also think it's pretty fucking good meat and potatoes.

>>127117529
Inherently

>>127110167

Why didn't you guys tell me this shit was actually sick as fuck? More albums that sound like this? https://youtu.be/lTLqmPoJbJc?list=RDlTLqmPoJbJc

>>127118567
>Pentakill is a virtual heavy metal band associated with the League of Legends universe.
not listening!

>>127118567
how about literally anything else Jorn is involved in

>>127118216
I've had some of the best nights of my life that way.
t. boozehound with babby-level weed tolerance

>>127118378
I call it exactly the same. My fave from that album:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kaYReEJVVIE

>>127117529
Correct.

>>127118153
>workday

morning metalheads

>>127118153
My rent is $75 a month for a 2-bedroom apartment
I get $300 a month in EBT
Low-income Internet (still highest speed) and phone is $15 each
Last month the state paid $1500 on my car because I couldn't get it tagged due to a trouble code related to emissions
All I literally had to do is check "African American" on any document I signed despite being Huwhite as snow
This is the cheat code of the Universe
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0CJdk-UZjAE&list=RD0CJdk-UZjAE&start_radio=1&ab_channel=CenturyMediaRecords

>>127118785
if only it were that easy

What's your excuse for not having a Manowar gf

>>127118153
By not/rarely drinking and going straight home after the show.

>>127118855
I'm not a barbarian

>>127118862
>>127118862
>>127118862
>>127118862

>>127110238
>>127110261
>>127110803
>>127111791
>>127117093
Best blastings of the thread