Marc Bolan edition. Enjoy!
SCALES:
https://www.all-guitar-chords.com/scales

GIT GUD with GUITAR:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Gg1L-sBIxnY

>>127112030 (OP)
What difference does watts make on my amp? What's the difference between a marshall and a vox?

How long will it take me to get good at guitar?
How do guitarists know what note to play next will sound good? Is there some structure or pattern you have to memorise?

>>127112048
>watts
Essentially, volume, and on a tube amp, cost to do routine maintenance.
>marshall and a vox
Bass response, but more subjective preference.

>>127111171
Either stratocaster or les paul

>>127112195
>How long will it take me to get good at guitar?
Years, obviously. And you have to keep your pratice consistent
>How do guitarists know what note to play next will sound good? Is there some structure or pattern you have to memorise?
Learn about some theory; how chords are built, what are intervals. If you are already aware about these concepts, then watch this video: https://youtu.be/-VjHVHzWL0o is literally what you are asking.

You're welcome.

>>127112195
by playing notes in the scale of whatever key youre in.

lets say youre playing in the key of B minor, then you just play the 7 notes of the B minor scale. to avoid any clashing notes you play the pentatonic scale, these notes are always safe notes, so you would play the 5 notes of the pentatonic minor

If youre playing a solo over chords, the notes of the chord will stand out over the rest of the notes of the scale, so you emphasize the chord notes when playing over that chord

>>127112348
EET FUK

fun fact the fingers have no muscles, you are giving yourself carpal tunnel by playing dogshit shapes

>>127112428
theres so much wrong with this statement im just gonna agree.

>>127112348
never could get into tuning pegs on the underside of the head
also >>127112420

>>127112428
you get carpal tunnel from not warming up and bending the wrist up. ideally you want to keep your hand parallel with your arm

Looks like this well has finally dried up, was good while it lasted. On to greener pastures good luck ya'll.

>>127112378
Rick Beato taught you well

>>127112195
>How long will it take me to get good at guitar?
Depends what type of music you want to play. If all you want is playing acoustic ballads, then probably few weeks. There is a reason why guitar is the most popular instrument in the world.
>Is there some structure or pattern you have to memorise?
Your brain is capable of detecting patterns automatically. You don't need to memorise anything. You just need to play enough.

>>127112428
Wrong
>t. Chiropractor

>>127112378
That way of playing results in boring playing but it's good enough advice for beginners

>>127112428
>>127112482
you get carpal tunnel from typing and whacking off

>>127112519
You are a beginner so take his advice newfagg

>>127112483
All the regulars acked. Turns out trannies don't seem to last long on this earth.

>>127112195
Don't listen to the guys telling you to learn scales. Learn modes

>>127112660
Wrong

>>127112507
>Not a real doctor

>>127112660
wait for 11 they are just making pizza

Appetite for Destruction will be the next album I learn in full. It is one of the best albums ever recorded, not a single skippable track on it. Axl may be a cunt but his voice was killer. Slash may be overrated but his solos were exemplary. It's a top tier record through and through and I will be playing through it in full in the next few months.

Also should I go 11-48 for my LP in E flat? My thrash roots tell me to go thicker, like 50 or 52 even but I wonder if that would be an overkill for the type of music LPs in E flat were usually played in.

>>127112901
bass, drums, and rhythm guitar carried this band

>>127112901
>his voice was killer
dude sounds like he got his balls caught in a hollowbody's f holes

wElCoMe tO tHe JuNgLe, We GoT fUn AnD gAmEs

>cucks your guitar solo

I'm a threat to your wellbein/gg/, I'm a repeat offender. Imma public nuisance. Imma b real clear to you dawg. I ain't no bitch.

>>127112792
Oh but I am. And I have way more money than you.

>>127113091
can you type this again but in time

Nah bro i always warm up with 4-8-7-8-5 and 5-8-7-8-5 shapes trust me bro it warms up the muscles bro, totally otherwise i can't play o algo.

Exfucking cuseme? what you mean that the fingers have no muscles and i'm retarded? HOW FAST CAN YOU BOOMBER BEND BRO DO YOU EVEN PLAY UGITAR?!??!?!

>>127113104
You got a problem with me cuz? Cuz I'm feeling like coppin a misdemeanor dawg. Jail ain't shit fr.

Whoa, you guys seein' this?

Anybody ever been in an open relationship? The girl singer in my goth band wants to be with me and her bf (who is the drummer).

>>127113129
i got 45 hollows to throw cuh

>>127113169
Bet

I was state raised, you think I'm scared to catch a case on some bullshit? Try me

>>127113178
I ain't afraid of you.

Y'all ain't about that life

I got a flat ass

Newfags aren't funny bring back the schizos

I'm a villain. I'm a stocker. I'm a criminal. I'm subliminal. My conscience is minimal.

https://voca.ro/1idUYuFIxGzo

>Newfags aren't funny bring back the schizo

>>127112920
I won't comment on the albums after. Appetite is the baby of all five members. It's the pinnacle of hard rock and it's be remembered as such.

>>127112934
And it still sounds fucking killer.

>>127113234
Real thu/gg/ shit

Imma bout to go off playa. Y'all keep that same energy.

>>127113330
https://voca.ro/1k34kDePMWT1

You ain't him dawg

I'm a problem, I am ruthless, you gotta deal with me

Stick the plectrum up your ass

>>127113382
And if I don't? You gonna do anything about it guy?

>>127113353
rip reminds me of my boy li'marcus. rip man

>>127113388
I'll stick it up mine. Problem?

>>127113407
But why? What prompted this demand?

plectrum? damn near killed im!

https://voca.ro/1eX55VZLJQ7M

>>127113428
Look inside. You already know the answer.

stick your pick up your ass bonus points if you only finger pick

Don't @me

>>127113447

>>127113456
Dear Mr. I'm-Too-Good-to-Call-or-Write-My-Fans
This'll be the comment I ever send your ass
It's been six months, and still no word, I don't deserve it?
I know you got my last two comments, I wrote the addresses on 'em perfect
So this is my comment I'm sendin' you, I hope you read it
I'm in the car right now, I'm doin' ninety on the freeway
Hey, anon, I drank a fifth of vodka, you dare me to drive?
You know the song by Phil Collins, "In the Air of the Night"
About that guy who coulda saved that other guy from drownin'
But didn't, then Phil saw it all, then at a show he found him?
That's kinda how this is: You coulda rescued me from drownin'
Now it's too late, I'm on a thousand downers now, I'm drowsy
And all I wanted was a lousy reply or a (You)
I hope you know I ripped all of your pictures off the wall
I loved you, Anon, we coulda been together, think about it
You ruined it now, I hope you can't sleep and you dream about it
And when you dream, I hope you can't sleep and you scream about it
I hope your conscience eats at you, and you can't breathe without me

caring about gear = giving up

yall save your big e strings for putting in ur urethra?

no but I've worn a g string

>>127113555
I have to use the little e due to my narrow urethra

>>127113440
I grabbed myself a flashlight but all I see are a bunch of shitty plectrums

no wait I think I see a blue chip in there. but ahh you can keep it

C#dim
If any y'all stepped to me it'd be on the news
Em/G
I don't know the last time y'all hoes got to me
F#m
Whole block won't talk to me
C#dim
I'm a crazy motherfucka
A7
I'll fuck your mother cuz I'm relentless
C#dim
I'm a hardened criminal I'm dangerous
A7
Catch you in a block it's over for you playa
Gmaj7
I'm a king I tell hoes what it is doe
F#m7
Shit imma bout to knock a playa out for
Em7
looking at me I'm delirious
Bm
I'm crazy like Thelonious
Bsus3
I'm felonious I'm treacherous
Dmaj7
I mess with this
Gmaj7
Youuuu

>>127113779
Real sinister gangster shit cuh

>>127113779
Any y'all young knockout kids wanna spit this for a real one dawg? Shit I'ma about to lay a beat down shit.

Think I'm gonna get a mullet

>>127113779
imma be real with u dog idk what any of those letters and numbers mean but i got mad flow yo

>>127113938
Ayy spit the bars playa shit

And if I don't, you worm? You cow. You porcine slug. You make people sick. You are a hideous ghoul. You must realize that? You disgust people. I was willing to be civil, but after that last stunt you pulled? Kid. You're done.

>>127114020
Whoa whoa whoa pal! Let's just cool those jets my guy?

>>127112030 (OP)
he would've made some kino shit in the 80s

>>127113779
https://voca.ro/170cQqOYOVXO

>>127114054
Thanks god he didn't. 80s was shit.

>>127114020
https://voca.ro/156bR9Uvo0Wu

>>127114128
>maggot brain starts playing

>>127114128
>What a fool you are. I'm a god, how can you kill a god? What a grand and intoxicating innocence. How could you be so naive?

https://voca.ro/17ddUUOqZKPa

>>127114210
is this bobby mcferrin?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TOeQS7P9c5Q

>>127112901
I'm trying to learn Mr. Brownstone currently, good stuff.

>>127112348
dildos/10

>>127113699
Hi Hank

>>127112901
10-50s are fine. 11s would work too tho as you listed

So here's my issue. Always wanted a white LP Custom, ever since I was like 5 and saw Izzy Stradlin with one in a magazine and in the Paradise City video. But I feel like if I pay 6k for a guitar, it will sit in a case forever bc I'll be afraid to scratch it etc. Epiphone makes a $1300 version. While it does not sound as good, it's close and I could swap out pickups if needed. Plus, I won't be afraid of playing it constantly. What do?

kind of want to get a Bass VI and try putting regular guitar strings on it

>no love for the explorer

>>127114362
skedaddle before i get angry punk

whats up with that weird pygmy /gg/ in the catalogue whos the fuckin tard?

look at this despicable shit, i tell you there are no memories in my scrapbook
>>127113622

>owner of local shop texted me that he got one of these in from 1981
>it looks so goofy
>but I kinda like it
>I don’t play any kind of metal music that these would look good with but that just makes me think it’ll be even goofier being a goofy looking guitar playing music that it doesn’t belong in

I win

>>127113168
Incredibly gay lol

>>127114624
its crazy how this guitar goes from looking really cool to looking really fucking stupid just by removing the pickguard

>>127113092
>And I have way more money than you.
This reminds me of the duolingo lesson where a lady goes up to Oscar, or whoever, and asks if there is a doctor to help a person who collapsed by the milk aisle, and Oscar is like, "yeah, I'm a doctor. I have expensive pants and live in a big expensive house." Then the lady is like, great, please come quickly and help this person who collapsed in the milk aisle and Oscar is like oh shit and goes up to some random lady and asks if she's a doctor.

>>127114725
I wish the Duolingo characters were white.

>>127114735
I get so fucking annoyed having the read some about black bitches character or see some fucking Muslim invader speaking in the European language I’m learning all the Duolingo staff are clearly Chungus trannies and it’s so so gay

>>127114735
Isn't Lily, the depressed girl, white?
>>127114743
The black lady is a lesbian; you get that shit too?

>>127114748
Lily is ok but she’s always talking to zari who is brown and yes that’s bea fuck her to death. The only white guy is eddy and of course they make him like a fucking 5 year old infant. No culture just slop. It’s even worse in the app which I’ve been using recently cuz my laptop is getting repaired. They make the queer lesbians do finger gun animations when you get something right. And they started charging 80$ a year to not get ads. But that’s okay I’ll keep learning this gay language anyway and one day I will personally execute everyone who worked on this.

amp in a box.

>>127114715
I just think it’s funny imagining playing that to the Talking Heads/XTC/Mission of Burma/Feelies style stuff I like to play

its called fashion sweaty look it up

https://voca.ro/18if0kOsk9ce

>>127114872
looks like a mini

Don't want poplar, don't want pine.
Only alder, ash, or mahogany are mine

I guess I'm gonna have to buy a guitar. My sister gave me a Ibanez Gio a long time ago, but never really messed with serious. Tried to set it up myself, and everything has went fine until setting the saddles. I cannot get the low g string to intonate. My only guess is either the strings bad or I need to file the nut. I'm so tired. Getting the other strings right took forever. I'm starting to think this guitar is cursed. I couldn't find my feeler gauge, and I went to harbor freight and they had none. I just want to practice. Guess I could just not worry about it.

https://voca.ro/165rRYGofZQr

>>127114872
so cool, I love racing stangs

doo doo dat da doo doo dat da

https://voca.ro/14xjIvqbfitv

>>127115054
but can you do dat brap boo bop bing bing brap boo dat?

>>127115070
thats some avante garde shit anon

>>127115070
https://voca.ro/1eZw29BbJFYN

Hold on...someone was raped?

*widens your range*

>>127112348
The volume and tone knobs are just so wrong.

>>127115116
https://voca.ro/1FECQbvNahG4

>casually puts your time signature to 9/4

luv me Heritage
simple as

>>127115131
I do the raping around here

>>127115208

It’s true

>>127112507
>Chiropractor
lmao so you make money by shilling quackery and scamming gullible retards, got it

>>127115208
We liked it

>>127115200
nice

Things are getting a little too creepy around here, even for me

>>127115005
Just got a phone call from the guitar shop and the trem arm from the RG370 I ordered is missing so I'll have to wait a few more days until they get a replacement and ship it. Not a good day for Ibanez owners.

What's an amp with nice cleans like a Fender Twin Reverb but around 30W for my basement/studio? I'm not married to brands or tubes or anything.

>>127115645
1970s fender champ

>>127115645
Fender Deluxe Reverb

>>127115626
Why a 370 instead of a 470?

old=shit

>>127115692
This is the right answer. Same circuit as the Twin iirc.

mustang sisters, the transition surgery is complete.

instead of the feeble single-coils we now have one fat humbucker

instead of the hippie dippie tortoise guard, we have a mirror guard to match the control panel

instead of the weak and flimsy knobs, we have full-fat 70s stereo knobs

The body took a beating to make the pickup fit but it no longer sounds like ass so i'd call this a complete success

>>127115810

>>127115813
trust your feelings, you know it to be true

>>At lesson 21 - Pentatonic Modes

Any1 know what he's talking about?

>>127115825
pentatonic modes

>>127115692
God damn, I wish I could find a decent demo but everyone I've clicked on is full of stupid pentatonic wank bullshit.

>>127115810
based
redo the guard tho, please. do it right.

>>127115830
he lost me at intervals. why do i learn chord shapes? can these chords be played elsewhere on the neck?

the mirror shit was a pain to work with but i've got more panels, just gotta find the time to do it again. alternatively, ima just leave it as is cause it already works and its a $200 shitter guitar anyway

>>127115836
>I've clicked on is full of stupid pentatonic wank bullshit.
shitty boomer amp shitty boomer bending demo

>>127115856
>its a $200 shitter guitar anyway
Don't talk about your instrument that way. She's your conduit to the voice of God.

millenials playing power chords with distortion are just as bad as the boomer bending retards, pure fucking cancer instrument glad it's dead

https://voca.ro/1bD4Jk6xb0ii

>>127115872
not anymore, she has been defiled, altered, forcibly manipulated into a life of overdriven debauchery

>>127115810
what have you done.... just buy one routed for a humburger

>>127115895
so campfire chords?

>>127115900
does this affect the toan in my bawls?

>>127115895
>power chords
I just want to hear something clean and pretty like
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=q5tTfeBpsMI
^I don't like how muffled this tone is, however.

>>127115911
only if you let her into your heart

>>127115900
You really gotta do something about that hole

>>127115769
470s are an extra $200 here and there's literally no difference in terms of hardware and where they are made.

>>127115645
If you love the twin, why not get an attenuator?

>>127115900
somebody is gonna get their dick snagged in that thing and rip it off of their body

>>127115948
I may only love the twin because I'm running at a volume setting of 1, so I figure there must be something lighter that won't be too loud or break up around 5, or whatever.

>>127115954
already happened twice in the first day. there's a pickup sized cavity filling up with foreskins rather quickly underneath the guard

>>127115905
there's more to life than boomer bending and power chords. Boomer and metal guitar is boring.

>>127115994
t.

>>127114253
Hell yeah, love that song. Keep at it, anon.

>>127114303
I'm definitely going for 11s, I do like the added tension. E flat on an LP will be loose enough as it is. Just not sure what to go for in the bass department. 50s does seem like a good middle ground but I'm not just yet.

>tfw she likes the song you play for her

>>127115958
do you want louder with no break up, or do you want break up but quiet? attenuator does both. you could get the deluxe or princeton but both have some trade offs.

>>127114336
get a used one that already has damage so you don't have to care about it as much

>>127115845
intervals build chords, intervals builds scales, intervals create melodies, intervals teach you the nashville number system. yes you can move them if there are no open strings

>>127116097
just be careful with the nashville stuff cause you can get addicted. also they rename some notes. A becomes H and B becomes I. no one knows why they do this, it's just the mystery of learning to play 'real music'

>>127116097
>yes you can move them if there are no open strings
I dunno, C major sounds good still if you move it up two frets.

>>127116072
I want quiet with no break up :)
I'm starting to think solid state is the way to go.

>>127116012
Millennials and Boomers killed music, all they had to do was learn music theory and follow the steps of the classical and black communities, instead they fetishised dogshit music like the doors and soi metal and now the industry is dead. Even pop is more interesting than millenial soicore music.

>>127116114
if you learn your intervals, you'll be able to figure out WHY that is

>>127116131
play acoustic then, retard

>>127116113
it makes sense, if C is 1 then you dont want A and B coming before one

C should have been called A since its the starting note

>>127116131
well solid state can definitely get you that clean at any level. they make a solid state version of the twin, but its overpriced imo. try the fender champion II 100w for that 2x12 feel.

i like my biscuits with mustard

It ain't fair only yanks get to have this beauty. Fucking epi being stingy with the rest of the world.

>>127116196
why are gibson Vs more expensive than the epiphone ones? the headstock are the same shape

>>127116196

You’ll be lucky if you get gruel in your piss poor backwater by the time this decade is through

>>127116217
and both of them are made in Indonesia since 2016.

>changes time signature to 11/2

>>127116231

>>127116253
oh yeah now im going to 14/8

>>127116223
oh yeah, in another couple months when it all collapses, im SURE the us guitar manufacturing companies will be spared

>>127116259
its habbening, im gonna prog

What’s the deal with time signatures?
Four-four, three-four, five-eight...make up your mind!
It’s music, not a math test!
You’re grooving along, then suddenly the drummer throws in a 7/8
Now you’re clapping like you're having a seizure.
And the conductor’s up there waving like he’s landing a plane.
Is this jazz, or is someone messing with the clock?

:^)

>>127116295
boo this man

>>127116188
whoa

i win again

>decide to go busking
>bring uke, crank reverb pedal to "cathedral in the void"
>play a haunting version of “Sk8er Boi”
>it’s mostly off-key strumming and guttural whispering
>old man throws 37 cents at my feet
>says “you have the aura of a haunted RV”
>thank him, call him “sport”
>mid-performance, gut makes the forbidden gurgle
>Whopper from last Tuesday is staging a coup
>sprint to nearby gas station
>bathroom locked
>knock politely, say “pardon me, partner, there’s a situation developing”
>guy inside yells “I JUST GOT IN HERE”
>squat behind Redbox machine
>whisper apologies to the DVD case for The Croods 2
>return to busking spot
>someone stole my uke
>replace it with a stick and some fishing line
>still sounds better than most indie bands
>get invited to local jam session
>show up late, hair wet for no reason
>say “the tone gods led me through a car wash”
>plug in SG
>amp explodes on first power chord
>everyone cheers, not sure why
>sleep in the back of a bowling alley
>dream of meat, tone, and regret
>wake up at 3am, whisper
>“I win”

>>127116295
Thats gold Jerry! Gold!

I just toned all over myself.

>>127116114
that's not technically the same shape

Theres just something very gay about a man playing a tiny guitar on a couch and looking at you longingly while you serenade him.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=55oKBJNMD_g

>>127112934
This. I always thought Layne Staley was better

>>127116324
recording this one now

>>127114624
The Fireman makes more sense to me but both are nice and are playable in a 70s hard rock context.

Love gold + CAR, what a looker.

why am I out of sync when listening to a metronome but in sync listening to the drummer

>>127116324
ok it's done
>Adventures of a mountain man - Part II

https://voca.ro/1FJ2389kF2hp

it's got drama, characters, sound effects

great source material, mountain

>>127080514
>>127080522
throwback to mountain's first outing
>'honk honk, baby'

https://vocaroo.com/1a2zorVsr0Z1

>BTFOs your single-cut
nothing personal kid

>>127112048
Believe it or not, even a 1w amp could push a half stack 4x12.
Generally however, it'd be total volume, but not as much as you think. a 15w is only 85% as loud as a 100w for instance.

>>127112030 (OP)
My chinese mcbullshit came in yesterday and honestly everything feels good but the pickups sound like diarrhea.
What's a good place to get decent but not 180$ a set pickups, guitar fetish?

>>127115134
AAAAAAAAAAAAAA

>>127115200
Chad

>>127115810
Now THIS is a proper custang, the fact that it’s a heavily modified Squier makes it even cooler. I was going to donate my Sonic Mustang since I now have 5 mustangs after getting the P90, but it happens to have a set of Martin acoustic 11-52s on it and I’ve been on a Kyuss kick so I tuned it down to C and what do you know? That $100 little fucker holds tune in C with those fancy beefcake acoustic strings phenomenally well.. Green Machine absolutely fucks through that MIG 50 and a Big Muff TW.

>>127118008
why not buy a used SD set instead of continuing to dump chinkshit into it?

>>127118027
because it's 2025 and every motherfucker from here to the pawnshop to reverb and ebay "know what they got" and want 200$ for the JH4 they ripped out of their dad's les paul

>>127117034
P90s and a rhythm circuit? I wish my Noventa was set up like that..

Would you play a guitar made by a woman? Why not?

>>127118156
my gibson was make by a woman (male)

>>127114624
put on gold hardware and gold covered pickups.

>>127116012
Rick Beato has a horse cock

My Tonex bricked itself and it can kiss my ass

>>127118660
that's crazy man sorry to hear, have you considered switching to modelers instead? they're very reliable

>>127118712
I used to use modelers but switched back to real amps, decided to try out the Tonex for fun and it shits itself. Maybe they'll send me a new one.

>>127118823
>>127118823
>>127118823
new

>>127118831
stop it

My hearing is like my life. A full step off.

>>127119128
your ear will get better. i've only been playing 2 years and i can figure out everything on my instrument by ear. i can find song keys 90% of the time. but i do have diagnosed hearing loss and i confuse F for C a lot

I don’t use my ears when I play at all

>>127118156
only if she used it to dry off her sweaty body at one point and it had a tasteful nude tucked inside the control cavity

>>127118008
so I did some testing and unlike their 2020 versions, they're now ceramic instead of alnico II, and the bridge is reading a whopping 15k what the actual fuck. No wonder it sounds like horse shit if I'm not playing single notes.

>>127119353
That’s what you get for being a silly bastard lol

>>127118156
>>127118326
Sometimes I wonder if any of my guitars were.

>>127112030 (OP)
>be me
>rebuilding 1997 squier tele
>trying to find neck screws that fit
>buy 3 different sets all proclaiming that yes, we are 5mm wide.
All 3 sets 4.5mm
FFS.
Guess I'm drilling and filling all my neck holes.

>>127119559
Lemme guess.... China made?

>>127119326
i don't use my ear when you play either

>>127119568
Lemme guess...dickless?

>>127119574
kek gottem

>>127119559
for whatever reason some places sell wood screws by head diameter or thread. are you measuring the shaft (teehee) diameter

>>127119574
Skitebird

>>127119869
clock these dubs in 7/8

>>127119568
1 Fender set 2 chinese sets.
>>127119841
I measured the shaft. 5mm on the out side of the threads.

Stop posting my image macros, idiot

>>127120164
"image macros"? are you stupid?

>>127118008
What's the neck carve like, similar to a strandberg?

>>127120297
newfig alert lele

>>127120487
>can't even spell fag
good morning sir! can you be having the needful today?

>>127120487
yeah below is not me. so an image macro is just a meme? ive been here on and off since 2015 and havent seen that term

>>127120538
it's what we called captioned images (usually with gratuitous use of impact font) before meme became some shitty blanket term for all internet funny pictures
not to be confused with demotivationals tho

>>127120538
>2015

How old are you kid

>there are people in this thread (rn (right now)) who don't know what an image macro is

Grim!

>>127120538
Micropenis

rip thread

>>127120465
Yeah, lower bough also has a nice deep cut and I can access every fret for every string on the neck. pic rel

>>127119370
as of now this is the only guitar I have that doesn't need a refret/setup and the action was great out of the box. Easier to sit back at my desk and practice scales while I'm watching bullshit on youtube without reeee'ing about fret buzz

Alright /gg/,
Need it, or keep it?

>>127121233
too heavy keep it

>>127121241
Well you see, my liddle anonymous friend, that is where... you're WRONG!
Danelectro, taking after the fine proclivities of it's founder, Danberg Goldenschmidt, only uses the BEST masonite particle board to make a light instrument that you will LOVE*.

*Instrument lasting longer than 10 years not guaranteed.

>>127121259
wowza, i love the airy tone of particle board!

new tuners and bridge came in. they're installed and set up to spec. let's us go boys

>>127118008
>But the chinese said it was a good guitar!

Few minutes left on the clock, flick the switch and start warming up muh toobs and walk upstairs to heat up a quick supper. Feels good man, they better not try calling me into the office.

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>>127120676
ummmmm they’re pronounced “may mays” sweaty

>>127121169
Probably cuz you’re addicted to buying cheap slop lol

Why does everyone want tubes?

I just want a Danelectro 59 DC shaped guitar that’s a proper solid body instead of super cheap plywood and cardboard and big league chew holding it all together

>>127121451
we have a lot of boomers who refuse to move on to better technology here, please do not upset the elderly citizens

>>127121451
simplicity, also it had a living element to it where the sound is variable/inconsistent due to variables like temperature, voltage drop, signal interruption, etc that is impossible to replicate digitally. tubes are awesome but i have a multi effects box now just because i can use it as a dai and i wasn't paying $8k for two discontinued amps

>>127121397
Even Elmo who's a notorious hater liked his eart, I watched 3 hours of reviews and they were all mostly positive, only one guy mentioned the pups were wooly though. I can deal with it.

>>127121523
I'd be more worried about the shitplank full of knots they painted over for a body, be careful with it.

>>127121451
nothing matches a dimed tube amp and the connection you get playing into one. yes you can model it but it wont ever feel the same.

>>127121534
nah it's paduk with a burl poplar top, some of the tops look great, mine just looks like an amethyst slab

>>127121451
modelers can only copy what actual hardware does. there are amp builder and modders who are still making new sounds for amps, modelers cant do that

>>127121451
everyone wants modelers now

>>127121681
when BLACK PEOPLE discover boutique PEDALS…..

>he doesn't have toobs in his pedals

>>127121681
this dude is obnoxious

>>127121681
UA as a company is dogshit paying for those pedals is so retarded

How do you lot write lyrics? I got so many song ideas, every day I think of something cool I'd love to write a song about but every lyric I can think of sounds mega fucking cringe. How does one reach the level of Dio writing Heaven and Hell for example?

>>127121761
i'm in the same boat. everything poetic sounds pretentious. i would probably be better off just doing satirical shit like primus

>>127121761
Just do it retard

>>127121723
oh yeah!

There's a squirrel for every nut. Write what you feel.

>>127121910
Anything but AI lyrics

>>127121681
What california store did he loot those from?

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I cannot stand this guys delivery: "when i finished Caw-LedGE"
Captcha OGOGS

>>127121806
Either pretentious or eye rolling. Best lyrics I ever wrote were about a fucking rape dwarf lol.

>>127121807
Thanks Shia.

>>127121976
cps pharmacy

>higher'n a mug rn. aheehee

peak incoming, lads

>>127112030 (OP)
i dont know what im doing help
https://vocaroo.com/1633xv53We5l

>>127122181
sounds like you're cosplaying zakk wylde anon

>>127121681
>*Clicks do not recommend channel*

Phew!

>>127122181
>that abrupt transition into a different recording
it's the next big thing

>>127117134
its butiful

>>127112030 (OP)
D press https://vocaroo.com/18uR6bgi5zFV

>>127122181
i poo my pant

>>127120676
all those words for a meme?
its prounced me-me

didnt realize i was recording but enjoy

https://voca.ro/1cW2hCBDZc79

I think I like my SG more than my Les Paul

>>127122488
What do you like about it anon

>>127122494
Sound and feel mostly

>>127122507
Common man says Strat and Paul are best for their respective brands, but wizards know that SG and tele are the best

>>127122488
and i dont ever wanna peel
like i did those eggs
take me to the place i love
take me to dennys

>>127112030 (OP)
https://vocaroo.com/1eLx4gQ510y7

>>127122460
this evokes the feeling of watching someone else watch tv

>>127122181
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>>127122407

Band practice
https://vocaroo.com/1l7uTc1bA29n

>>127122522
True!

>>127122569
if ur gonna steal recording at least steal something good

>>127122622
then.... how would I have my lead tracks isolated from my channel on the board?

>go through Taco Bell drive-thru
>order only a Baja Blast and a plain tortilla
>tell the cashier “I’m just here for the vibes, sister”
>park across three spaces like a man with no plans
>pull out uke and play a deeply emotional version of “Bye Bye Bye” that sounds like a foghorn giving up
>guy in lifted truck yells “play Free Bird”
>I yell back “FREE FROM WHAT, SPORT?”
>IBS flares up, stomach starts doing Morse code
>sprint inside
>Taco Bell bathroom locked
>knock, whisper “code bean alpha…”
>no answer
>deposit emergency payload behind the dumpster
>use receipt as toilet paper
>write lyric idea on it:
>“Ain’t no shame in a back-lot flame”
>next stop: Wendy’s
>park in the shade of the broken drive-thru speaker
>meet guy named Gary
>he’s playing slap bass with chicken nuggets
>we jam for 12 minutes straight
>call it “Grease Lightning Vol. 1”
>crowd: three pigeons and a guy on a scooter yelling at his ex-wife
>pure magic

>>127122741
is this Gary Greaser's origin story?

>>127122669
look bud unless its raw guitar going into a vocaroo i just dont believe you

>>127122766
bro can you stop talking about stuff going in raw

>>127122772
well then play me something off the cuff, don't give me some studio shit. Everyone sounds good after mixing thats like the entire point. theres only one guy in the thread who isn't afraid to give it to you straight raw like me.

>>127122863
yo my name is brad
and my ryhmes are really not good
other rappers try to thyme but i dont care-
i aint got the skills
io spit real raw shit, get stuck in your craw shit-
did i mention i like flawed shit,
yo cuz i dont get it-
my music is supposed to sound as bad as possible

>>127122901
now this would be fire if you performed it. I can hear the cadence already

The Jazzmasters range is just exquisite. It can take you around 90% of the telecaster range, across Strat territory (that isn't in-betweens land), and into it's own realm before you ever hit the rhythm circuit. Add a series switch or push-pull, and where can't this thing go?

>>127122946
in my collection

>>127122973
kek

>>127122488
I got some random epi "custom" from back in the early 2010s and while poly finishes suck, I can't find any gibson that comes close in terms of handiness, balance, and tonal options.
I got a rando MiJ LP clone but it feels almost twice as heavy and bulky as the epi so I default back to the epi.

>No autotune
>No quantization
>No comping takes together
>Minimal mic'ing
>No click track
>Live room sound, maybe even crowd noise
>Performance over perfection

>>127122973
Ouch! But seriously, give a Fender Jazzmaster a try next time you get a chance

>>127123010
i don't hate them as a concept but i have seen way too many fender/squiers with those switches fail. would be cool to replace them with a real toggle switch

>>127122987
>I got a rando MiJ LP clone
Play. Authentic.

>>127122946
>and where can't this thing go?
sounding good for starters

>>127122741
recording this one for the next thread

>>127123038
If I can get 2400$ of les paul for 850$ I'm going to do that every time mr gibson marketing director.

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