Thread 127127296

Why is he so insufferable?
It’s not even that I necessarily disagree with his taste or anything, he just comes across as a smug, arrogant, asshole

>>127127296 (OP)
I've unironically have never seen a single Fantano video in my entire life. I honestly don't even know what his voice sounds like

>>127127296 (OP)
fake grifter who bends over backwards to appeal to room temp. IQ zoomers

I find him insufferable on twitter, especially on politics, but in his videos he comes off pretty reasonably

Like most reviewers

>>127127402
He’s pretty insufferable on stream too. Just really dismissive and kinda overly-cocky. To me that reflects on who he is moreso than his edited videos

because critics seem to think they themselves, at the very least, hold power over who holds relevancy, and at worst, actually think they made the music themselves by-proxy.

like Fantano literally thinks he made the new Clipse record and made it a 10 because he declared it a 10

>>127127322
pretty much like "hey anon hows it going"

>>127127322
fpbp. i hate him because of how much /mu/ shills him and he looks like a faggot.

>>127127296 (OP)
Nigga, it is his persona. Pure entertainment.

>>127127296 (OP)
rent free

He's never been wrong

>>127127296 (OP)
He seems like the type that would be nice to you in public but try sexually assault, insult, and/or manipulate you behind closed doors. I have no doubt in my mind that by the time he hits 50 evidence will come out how he's a total sex pest or whatever.

>>127127296 (OP)
you are insecure about music taste because you're a /mu/tant who cant handle the banter so you project every anonymous bully onto him for being a music critic and ostensible authority

>>127128472
The only thing Fantano is an authority on is divorce proceedings

>>127127296 (OP)
He switches between acting like a teenager even though he is forty, and thinking he is noam chomsky

Guys fucking big titty only fans girls now. His life holds no value

>>127127296 (OP)
It's a character he needs to cultivate and keep his audience. Like a lot of youtubers. I don't know who the actual guy is. I doubt he does either.

>>127127660
how does it feel to be so wrong?
https://artuk.org/discover/artworks/dr-samuel-johnson-17091784-286507

>>127127296 (OP)
his bass skills are shit too

>slides into the DMs of *any* girl who gives who gives him even the most mild attention
>posts pics of him having sex when dudes make fun of him
>tiny dick
Melon is just a fucking weirdo.

>>127127296 (OP)
He's your average smug magazine music critic (something that has existed for decades, P4K was the prime candidate of this for a while) but figured out how to pander to /mu/tards in the mid 2010s indie era and grift to zoomers in the current year poptimist era. He was never good and the sooner musicfags abandon the opinions of these hacks with ZERO musical talent in their bodies the better.

>>127127296 (OP)
>plays le heckin bass
That's enough

>>127127296 (OP)
He insists upon himself

>>127127296 (OP)
Why do you need to have this bullshit discussion over and over again

>>127127296 (OP)
His entire thing is nerd who knows a lot about music. You think he's insufferable because he knows more about music than you do and he's better at talking about it than you are. That, plus you're subconsciously aware that you come across to others like he comes across to you, which is why you hate him so much.
>>127127402
>especially on politics
He's always been a libtard, but the fader article traumatized him. After that he started being insufferable about politics so there wasn't any mistake about where his sympathies were
>>127127641
He's aware of his persona and playing a character of "music critic" to an extent
>>127127648
>because critics seem to think they themselves, at the very least, hold power over who holds relevancy
They think that because it's true. Do you really think there'd be this much discussion about the Clipse album if he didn't give it a 10?
>>127128753
>He switches between acting like a teenager even though he is forty, and thinking he is noam chomsky
This is the most cringe part of him and it's because he makes his living from teens and early 20 somethings watching his videos

This entire thread is smug pretentious faggots getting upset that someone else is more smug than they are, more pretentious than they are, more faggoty than they are, and found success. GET BEHIND ME MELON

>>127128934
Not to defend the bitch or anything but putting up Johsnon as an example of a critic's statue is seriously short-changing the guy.

>>127129482
>he knows more about music than you do
I gather you must know that this doesn't actualy mean anything.
It's nothing personnel against Fantano though. We're all in danger of making too big a deal about music tastes...when at the end of the day, it's just high level consoomerism. Only slightly less embarrassing than knowing the best Magic the Gathering cards or funko pops. If it actually educates how you play music yourself, then that's something worthwhile, but most of the time it's just a way to be uppity about shit we don't even make ourselves.

>>127127660
>>127128934
>>127129515
Dumb whore lol, I kmow for sure she's never getting one.
https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Statue_of_Roger_Ebert

>>127127296 (OP)
https://youtu.be/HMoaEPP6-_A?si=sqZjL5jS3LetaNky

>>127127296 (OP)
A reviewer doesnt have any actual skill, so they need some other calling card and also to bullshit people into thinking they're cool for some reason. Which usual means gatekeeping and being the hippest of hipsters.

>>127129574
>i see ya
>i'll kill fantano, right hand on the bible
>shoot him in the balls, don't want him to pee
straight up banger

>>127127641
True, he also came off annoyingly on the Adam Friedland interview, so it's really edited content where he shines

>>127129576
Reviewers can and probably should have actual skill. Like we used to have trained literary and theater critics writing movie reviews and they were actually talented writers themselves. But these days not so much

emboldened by the money he makes saying what he does already that it has instilled him with a self righteous arrogance unaccepting of any criticism outside of his own beliefs

>>127129779
Same with film. There's only a tiny number of filmmakers who were actually critics. Notably, Jean Luc-Godard. I don't know any music critics.
The average filmmaker CAN be a critic and highly informative about all the shit (see Scorsese or Tarantino), but that's far from their primary job. They're nerds, but don't make a career out of it and scam everyone that's the most important thing.

>>127127322
I don't know why people care what strangers think of music. The idea of professional critics seems like some nightmare from the boomer era. The only people whose opinions you should care about are your friends who you usually share a similar taste with of the actual musicians who you listen to

>>127128472
Lol fantano obviously posts here sometimes like this. Its so obvious

>>127127296 (OP)
He rates corporate garbage.

>>127129826
It *somewhat* made sense because you had to physically drag your ass to a record shop and shell out hard earned money for each album. Some things had enough word of mouth or your friend groups or some scene were nudging that way, so you didn't need critics, but the average person not knowing how to go about things could use a critic. I don't know why they would anymore.

Because he's a smug fucking sellout

>>127127296 (OP)
even his black wife found him insufferable and left him

I just realised that him and that other bald youtuber that plays piano are two different guys.

Adam won

>>127127296 (OP)
i like him just because of how much he makes people seethe for no damn reason

>>127127296 (OP)
He knows nothing about music (or politics)

>>127127296 (OP)
I missed his meme channel. Yeah it was Reddit as shit, but it was more entertaining than his reviews.

>>127129574
>subpina

>the production
>the songwriting
>the sonic palette
fucking hack

>>127129871
I guess they can give you a perspective on an album you wouldn't have thought of yourself.

>>127129544
Was it build by "Them" though?

>white guy praising absolutely niggerish rap with ten bars of lyrics repeated throughout the whole song unironically praising criminal behavior
why

>>127135857
Intellectualizing ape behavior is par for the course in brainwashing people into being retards.

>>127135857
Even the most "well meaning" liberal has the racism of low expectations for blacks. In his heart of hearts, he doesn't view them as anything better. Therefore wants nothing more. They're just pawns to play around with in his real game with the white Conservative. If the white Conservative he finds is disruptive, then the Liberal will feel the need to embrace it just to screw with the Conservative, even as it hurts those other people.

>>127135995
If the white Conservative finds something disruptive*

>>127127296 (OP)
>Why is he so insufferable?
I dunno, I've never watched a single video of his, and I try to block music review channels from appearing in my yt feed. I think you guys like torturing yourself watching these music pseuds and review channels. It's all spam content to me. I want to learn from musicians not critics showing me how to critique things, they're so useless.

i want to like the guy. change the attitude that the artist somehow fucked up by not adhering to your arbitrary preferences. and gaslighting people that you're not doing that.

>>127128934
Samuel Johnson was a great writer and scholar in his own right.

>>127127296 (OP)
He's the typical hipster. That's what he was in the early 2010s. Hated on anything mainstream - pop, rock, you name it. And now like other hipsters of today... they've done a 180 and now praise the hell out of the most manufactured pop stars and pop music. Of course they still hate on every mainstream rock musician and song going.

>>127129544
this guy had some terrible opinions on movies tho. he's the proto-fantano.

What exactly is the purpose of a music critic? I can understand one in other mediums such as film, tv, video games, books etc. People want to know if it’s worth their time and money to bother with them. But while a game is $60 and maybe like 20 hours of time, music is essentially free and maybe an hour at most. A movie at the cinema costs the ticket and takes time you have to commit. Music can be consumed passively while you do other things. Why do I need some bald hipster telling me if it’s worth listening to when I could just listen to it and decide for myself?

>>127128640
his negress left him for Cal?

>>127129544
he also has a pet negress. and no jaw from eating her out
>>127130836
>he makes people seethe for no damn reason
being wrong and having shit opinions while telling others YUR RONG I AM SMERTIST MUSIK MAN!!! doesnt make anyone seethe it makes them sad and depressed at seeing a grown ass 40 year old man act like a teenybopper

What compels a man in his 40s to dress like this?

>>127127368
>grifter
For god sake will you zoomer retards give this meaningless buzzword a rest already?

>>127138006
Calm down, grifter

>>127127296 (OP)
>why is an affluent white liberal male (or female) smug and insufferable?

has anyone tried to hear the quiet noise of the track fantano showed adam friedland at the end of the interview? it sounded like complete dogshit and adam looked embarassed listening to that cringe shit

>>127127296 (OP)
Spouting shitty opinions is his job, hard to not be insufferable with that lifestyle. At least Christgau invented self-conscious zoomerposting which is ironically more modern.

there's no reason to ever listen to a music review. if i wanted to spend 15-20 minutes listening to something to see if i liked a given album, i'd just listen to the first 15-20 minutes of that album. anyone presenting themselves as an authority on such an accessible form of media can only be a cunt.

>>127141684
And that's why Christgau did it right. He might have some shit opinions but at least he doesn't waste your time.

>>127137878
IRONY xDXDXDXDXDDDD

>>127127296 (OP)
functional illiteracy. he's a void where good music rings hollow. algos are better than friend music recommendation simulator review channels anyways now.

Ever since he gave that garbage band Swans a 10 I’ve known he’s a joke

>>127137878
holy fuck lol

>>127129540
Exactly. And how is that noteworthy in any way? He's a music critic, it's his job to know more about music than the average nerd. I certainly know a lot more math than him because that's my job, still doesn't mean I'm a decent mathematician lol.

>>127144488
At least your mathematical knowledge means something. He knows about music shit so he can… uh… do what exactly? Like why does he need to be able to explain music in detail? We can just listen to it ourselves. I don’t understand what purpose music critics serve exactly. Why listen to him when I can just listen to the music ?

>>127127296 (OP)
he always has come off as a bit pretentious to me, but I respect his opinions about music

>>127129250
lmao are there documented instances of this? never knew this happened

People dunking on his divorce was pretty funny

>>127137878
a need to be different stemming from deep seeded insecurities?

>>127127296 (OP)
>caring about what "critics" think in any creative field
lel. if they could create shit, they would be busy creating instead of wafting their air of fragile insufferable superiority

>>127127296 (OP)
the king of /mu/

I'm convinced the only people that get so butthurt about him are braindead chuds

>>127127296 (OP)
dude calls himself a music nerd but he only reviews hip hop and pop

he's transcended

I hate this guy so much. He did a classics review of my favorite album and IDGAF, I still think he's a fucking loser

>>127127296 (OP)
He seems very desperate.

>>127127402
On his fantano channel, where his audience consists entirely of preteens, he makes videos where he cries to his audience and tries to make sure that they all get on his side every time someone is mean to him online.

>>127148901
Yeah, same. And I also thought that it sounded like he didn't really get the album even though he was giving is a positive review.

>>127127296 (OP)
Why do critics think they are so smart?

>>127137878
He wants to be a rock star but he's just a rap critic.

>>127138006
Fantano is definitionally a grifter though, when he deleted thatistheplan he literally said it was because it was no longer profitable. If he gets blockback he changes his opinion. He's a man ruled by popular discourse and woke fags so his opinions are whatever is popular. Ultimately he's someone who exchanges authority for profit, that's his whole career.

>>127150134
his entire empire was built by systematically courting online communities where he'd get away with shilling his youtube page by pandering to the communities tastes and sensibilities before moving on to the next online community. we all saw him leap from from /mu/, to reddit, to rym to twitter

>>127146885
>dude calls himself a music nerd but he only reviews hip hop and pop
what else is there to review unless he wants to talk about 40-50 year old stuff?

melon head when are you gonna review protest
melon head when are you gonna do a video essay
melon head is meme review

>>127150344
there are literally thousands of records that are released every year. only reviewing current thing is a cop out

>>127149805
Because they think that by nitpicking what others do, they are better than them. When they’re pointing out flaws they’re implicitly saying “heh, I wouldn’t have done that”

He also has really weird body language and he can't seem to have a conversation with someone face to face without looking like a freak. Every time I see him interviewing someone from his blue-lit zoomer bedroom, he has this weird, insane look in his eyes while the other person is talking and then he'll just stare at them with his wide bug eyes for one second before responding. He's able to seem fairly normal when it's just him, but him engaging with other people one on one reveals how much of a weirdo he is.

>>127150425
He's chronically online speaking alone, it's easy to be comfortable when alone.

His black wife divorced him because he kept screaming out KENDRICK when he'd nut.

>>127127296 (OP)
because he's from Connecticut. Many such cases

Faggot piece of shit subhuman spamming fucking Christgau threads fuck you I hope you get raped to death by a pack of wild niggers I hope there’s an accident and you lose both your hands so you can never post again I’m sick of this old faggot on this board I don’t give a shit about what good album he rated poorly or what bad album he rated highly he’s a stupid fucking idiot we know that we’ve always known that but you retards come here every fucking hour of every fucking day saying “durr wait why Christgau be dumb old man not rate album how I rate album” why don’t you pull your head out of your ass do the world a favor and get a fucking shotgun and end your posting career early I’m sick of coming to /mu/ and seeing this subhuman and always the same fucking complaints about him just stop fucking posting him he’s not a musician and his reviews aren’t even interesting just stop it I hope the skull is ripped out of your head and your brains are split in two and then they’re both put back and the process is repeated over and over I hope you live in abject misery I never want to see a thread about him again I hope your spine is split in half I hope your heart is clogged with cum I fucking hate these stupid fucking low quality threads we need a permanent ban on these threads I want the mods to just fucking end this and I don’t even like them fuck off just do it stop posting yes we get it he’s a moron you’re the moron for posting him whether you like him or not you’re a fucking cancer cell killing this board eat my whole ass I’m sick and tired of you people being alive if Christgau's shit Web 1.0 site disappeared this board would probably suck for a few weeks or so but then it would be so great as people realized he was never coming back I’m fucking begging you here please stop posting him stop posting about how you like and support him and stop posting about how you dislike or hate him just stop making threads about this shit

>>127151255
ok

>>127127322
Consider yourself blessed

Because you give him power

>>127127322
Fucking same, I've been browsing/mu/ since 2009 and I've never once watched or listened to a fagtano video.
I've also never even heard a neutral milk hotel song.

Two achievements im quite proud of.

>>127130699
That guy is so fucking annoying. I wish he would stop deliberately slurring his words. I don't know why he thinks it's funny. It just makes it genuinely hard to understand what he's saying. I hate anticomedy so fucking much I can't believe it.

>>127150134
Why would he continue to produce something that would jeopardise his own profits? Just to appease a random faggot like you? This guy is a performer, just like every other youtuber or influencer out there. If you want to find someone "principled" in spaces like that you're a delusional idiot.

>>127153289
>I've also never even heard a neutral milk hotel song.
sad!

>>127127296 (OP)
His video on Thom Yorke's comments on Palestine is what got me to stop watching him for good. He has no grasp on how to discuss politics without sounding like a mess. I rarely listened to music he covered anyways.