Thread 127131285

ITT: Make your predictions for who's next

Noam Chomsky

>>127131285 (OP)
Grace Slick

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Ariana Grande. and that makes me sad.

Kate Bush

Bob Dylan or Joni Mitchell or Willie Nelson

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Planty is living to his 90s easily.

Mozart

Brian May

Hopefully that asshole Neil young.

>>127131285 (OP)
if neil young isn't already practically a corpse, he should be dead

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Paul McCartney or Mick Jagger.

>>127131692
Could Mozart be still alive?

Macca

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Ringo Starr. Screenshot this

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Phil Collins

>>127132514
you shut your damn mouth. Ringo is gonna outlive everyone except Keith Richards.

>>127132608
Phil is indeed looking rough these days

Hopefully Paul McCartney.

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Bruce Dickinson

>>127131494
Who?

>>127132608
I thought it'd be Phil like two years ago, yet he still lives.

Just look at the absolute state.

>>127131285 (OP)
>ITT: Make your predictions for who's next
Hagley Williams
>How?
She will choke on big zoomer cock and asphyxiate

Pete Seeger

>>127132851
Iggy pop has been looking like that for the last 30 yrs

Roger Waters. Assassinated by the IDF

Mike Love

>>127132851
>first core member of the Stones to croak since Jonesy was Watts, the cleanest and healthiest of the group
wild

>>127132886
kinda dead already

>>127132608
>you shut your damn mouth. Ringo is gonna outlive everyone except Keith Richards.
That's what everyone said about Brian Wilson. The sacred cows are dropping like flies in 2025

>>127132851
People have been saying this since the 70's

your day breaks
your mind aches

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Tom Waits
:(

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Taylor swift, Kendrick, Sabrina *fingers crossed*

Billy Joel

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kurt cobain

>>127132381
Theyre both doing greath healthwise

>>127132918
Iggy is a taxidermic demo with custom animatronic technology.
Boston Dynamics got the contract, I heard

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I have a sick feeling.

>>127131494
It would be 1000% her own doing I have zero sympathy.

>>127131285 (OP)
>Make your predictions for who's next
Hopefully that cunt he called "wife".

>>127131604
I’m voting Dylan.

He might make a deathbed album and go out like Bowie/Cohen.

I have a hunch it's gonna be David, lads...

>>127132829
one can only hope

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>>127133317
>>127133606
now these would really suck

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Ray Davies

>>127132851
He's looked that rough since the late 80s.

Rolling for McCartney. Sick of him

>>127132829
Don't you even joke about that
>>127133633
Fuck you, Marrfag

Jimmy Page

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Neil Young or Geddy Lee or Jeff Lynne

>>127133606
nah, I will be seeing him live someday, I know it

Perry Farrell

It's known that he had cancer, and he regularly has "undisclosed health problems" that are serious enough for him to cancel tours. For fucks sake the guy is like 50 but looks 70. I'm calling it.

What year will the last massive rock star finally be dead?

>>127137236
2040

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George Thorogood or Randy Newman

>>127137236
When Noel Gallagher dies rock and roll will be finally dead as the dodo.

>>127132381
>Paul McCartney
You're late by 60 years....

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Johnny Rotten is not in great shape.

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Morrissey, unironically. Dude's had major health problems since 2013 and cancelled 14 shows this year. Spent weeks in 'detox' in Switzerland last year aka hospital. Has a chronic throat condition that often becomes cancerous.

He has that patchy look to his hair and face that suggests endocrine issues and his weight keeps fluctuating (prob steroids)

>>127137312
He keeps fucking cancelling shows. Cancelled one in Bangkok.

>>127137216
Have to agree there. He looks wan and 10+ years older than his real age, but that could be organ damage/haematology issues that come from drinking and being ginger. Anyone who drinks heavily past 30-35 is at high risk of complications later on

>>127137276
https://youtu.be/1tGt3yefz4M

>>127137357
Yeah it might be a running joke that you're not a real Morrissey fan until he's cancelled on you, but this is the 3rd year running where he's pulled the plug on almost half his schedule. He should just do a residency in Las Vegas and play to 15,000 Mexicans every night for 3 months

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The Catman

>>127133494
Who the hell is this and what the fuck is that walmart thor's hammer lmao

No ones said van morrison yet?

>>127133606
Cruel but true. Middle class Englishmen tend to die in their early-mid 80s tho so we still have time. Rog on the other hand will live longer than even Keith Richards out of pure spite.

>>127135204
He might be a tiresome midget lesbian but he looks and moves like a man half his age. He'll be doing jumping jacks on stage at 80 like Ringo Starr while morrissey's ranting half demented in a chair like brian wilson
Hopefully Marr goes first tho, so we get to read Morrissey's petty obituary and weeks of bitchy axe grinding blog posts

Bieber

Boob Dylan

>>127131285 (OP)
Sabbath were my favorite band growing up.

Pet Sounds was my favorite album growing up.

Sly & The Family Stone is my favorite band now.

Based on how this year seems to be taking all my personal favorites, and limiting it to people old enough, it's going to be one of The Stones next.

>>127131314
one can only hope

>>127132775
don't you dare upset me like that.

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Not /mu/ but if you want my opinion

>>127132937
very possible

>>127137312
He seems okay. Very lively on stage Major touring just isn't for him. Even in his younger days he canceled quite a bit.
>>127137357
Like I said, touring just isn't his style. I get the feeling he loves being on stage but traveling sucks ass. You gotta do what you gotta do though.
>>127137718
I don't really want either of them to go. The Smiths mean a lot to me. Andy's death was painful and he seemed like the only reasonable one between the two. I'm a Moz guy through and through but I don't want any more musicians I like to pass away. This whole year has been trash. I've seen enough death.

>>127133494
he has the beetus like I do.

Iggy pop 10000%

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please let me see the end of boomer-cringe
- and get this shit of teh radio - merchant tax i know i know

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John Paul Jones isn't looking so good, I'll bet he dies first

>>127137925
Not joking: I thought he was dead. So that would seem like a good pick.

How has no one said Angus Young yet?

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My dad will be pissed

Beetlejuice is looking rough these days.

>>127138671
Ew

>>127138671
At least he'll die happily knowing he taught a Disney pop whore how to actually rock.

Fentanyl overdose is my guess.

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Lars Ulrich dies after falling down some stairs. Metallica then hires a competent drummer (gene hoglan). James brings back mustaine as a third guitarist and second vokillist , trujillo ( most skilled member) is finally given the chance to contribute to writing the music and then they put out a 7/10 progressive thrash metal album that's better than anything they put out in the past 30 years

>>127138733
Ew

David Gilmour
Ariana Grande

Me

>>127137935
oh you know Gene will live to 100 you just know it. his mom did live to some ridiculous age so...

>>127137892
He's turning into a bulldog

>>127132851
Keef looks the same as he has for the past 40 years
he's actually very healthy in his 80s

>>127138997
He ruined his face from driving that Ariel Atom. He knew the risks.

>>127138936
Madame Toussads called and wants their dummy back.

Can you faggots stop being morbid?

dylan

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Ringo Starr.

>>127133259
and people say Cobain's lyrics are weak

>>127138936
gee she's younger than the Beatles despite effectively belonging to the era prior to them

I hope to GOD that fucking cowshit kike Gene Simmons fucking croaks. Can't stand his faggy Jew ass and the retarded verbal shit that he vomits out.

Bieber suicide

rip (in piss)

Steven Tyler

Neil ''Young''

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Pete townshend

>>127132514
Ringo was always destined to be the last Beatle stabding

Feminem dies of a massive infection from having his colon wall ruptured by a dick.

>>127139864
I wanna hear more songs about radio towers

David Allan Coe, George Clinton

The guy that invented music

>>127139966
She will die of a fent OD on Christmas, bookmark it.

>>127131604
I think Dylan will be around for a bit, but Joni Mitchell, and Willie Nelson are close calls.
I'm putting my money on Willie Nelson because he's the oldest of the three, but we can't forget how much Joni Mitchell used to chain smoke.

>>127132608
>Phil Collins
Probably this, like Ozzy his spine is fucked, though that's mostly the bad drum posture he had since the 70s.
>>127132823
He wrapped up his farewell tour, with his son taking over for drums. Once he can find a vocalist, Phil will probably call it a day.

>>127132886
You're eleven years too late.....

>>127139864
Ged's probably the best Israeli doctors on call. It's gonna be Alex next if he doesn't count his calories.
>>127139951
That was all Neil.

>>127133339
YOU'RE NOT FUNNY!

Holy god where's Johnny Mathis? He just retired from performing in May.

Biff Byford

https://www.loudersound.com/bands-artists/saxon-biff-byford-emergency-surgery

Sucks considering his voice held up well even as he hit 70.

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Either Jeff Lynne of Bob Dylan.
The traveling wilburys will be finished soon.

>>127137297
Sure he is.
Round is a shape.

Jaye P. Morgan?

Mustaine's looked like warmed over death since at least five years ago.

>>127140057
>Traveling Wilburys' reunion 3/5 complete...

>>127140048
Who?

>>127137892
>Oi shouldn't 've pinched me car

>>127140046
That sucks, I really liked their album Carpe Diem from a couple years ago

Mark Lindsay?

>>127140102
Mustaine is firmly in the “shouldn’t be alive” column at this point, if he dropped dead tomorrow I wouldn’t be surprised

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>>127140432
Didn't he survive cancer years ago? If he didn't die back then, I doubt that he'll die anytime soon .

>>127140046
I hope not. Saxon is the real deal.

>>127140432
his mind is already gone, sadly

>>127137925
He's gonna go one more year just to go one entire decade after Bowie.

>>127133223
the difference is ringo still has vitality in him (even putting hair dye aside) while brian by the last few years you could tell he was near the end

I'm a Belieber this dude's next.
I'm sad to see Ozzy kick the bucket. I always wanted him and Keith Richards to do some type of Podcast together talking about the wild days of Rock.

>>127141435
Fucking hell. Age 30 hit this guy harder than Diddy's cock hit his prostate.

>>127140057
Jeff Lynne is next, definitely. He's rapidly deteroriating

yeah bieber is next

>>127141435
>Men don't hit the wa--

>>127133259
Joke's on you, he died almost 60 years ago.

Maybe Carlos Santana and Steven Stills.... But i really hope its Tom Morello

It's Phil Collins. Any other answer is just wrong.

>>127141546
Get off /mu/, Dave.

>>127133606
I hope he outlives Waters, fuck that piece of shit telling artists where they can and can't play.

>>127133606
Zionist piece of crap

>>127140567
I will personally vomit all over OP if that happens

>>127139824
Sadly Jews seem to all live to their 90s no problem

My cat, he's 17 and has health issues. He never got bothered when I played the guitar loudly in my room

>>127141475
Might not be so bad if he didn't have a 9th grade patchy beard. I will never understand people walking around with shitty scruff on their face. If you can't grow a proper beard then go shave.

>>127139919
You sure about that?