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we’d get witches at the shows. One night we got back to the hotel and there was a whole row of them in black cloaks, sitting on the floor, chanting. We had to step over them to get in our rooms. In the end we blew their candles out and sang “Happy Birthday” to them. That really pissed them off.”

>>127134427 (OP)
based

Iommi is actually the immortal one.

>>127134427 (OP)
>compares witches to war pigs
>witches: Oh someone mentioned us. Thanks for being our friend!

>>127134555
>women are only in it for the aesthetics
who would have thought huh

Poor guy never got his guitar back from the Rock Hard Cafe. I wonder if they let him hold it for that promo or if that's another replica.

>>127135010
Gibson gives him those on tap. He just needs the monkey and good to go.

>>127134427 (OP)
thing about metal: you either appreciate its ridiculous over the top theatrics as a meme or you end up zinged by some tired guitarist who just wants his 666 winks

>>127134427 (OP)
Is it finally time for the ultimate Born Again reissue or does Sharon have to also die?

>>127134427 (OP)
>we blew their candles out and sang “Happy Birthday” to them

HAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

>>127134427 (OP)
>In the end we blew their candles out and sang “Happy Birthday” to them. That really pissed them off.
lel

>>127134555
>Explicitly Christian lyrics
>Portrays the occult and dark forces as something to be avoided at all costs
>stage, costumes, and gear all adorned with crosses
>foids don't pay attention to any of that, only surface level image
I'm shocked.

>>127137225
To be fair the ARE called Black Sabbath. But yeah sure, I agree

>>127135207
If Born Again isn't being released, it's not because of Sharon. I hate her guts, but if Tony can put out Tony Martin albums re-released, he can do the Born Again one too. He just doesn't seem to like the album itself and is aware that there's just a handful of Sabbath fans that are into that album. I love it, but the hate for it is far more than the appreciation.

>>127134579
I doubt that

>>127135174
If you have testosterone you'd understand but your estrogen levels are through the roof. Ghost would be a much more appropriate band for you, as you can tell all the other wanna be goth chicks how much of a metal head you are. Sure that'll get you laid fast

>>127137831
Im one of them. Its one of my favorites

>>127138387
I dig it too, frequently put on the demo tapes and the better sounding live shows of that tour. The album is very niche though, and Tony knows that. I'm not saying it's entirely impossible he doesn't go for it, but he's probably focused on doing other stuff and will pass away too before he gets around to doing that.

>>127137225
Every Christian at the time thought they were satanic

>>127140034
Satanic Panic was more of an 80s thing. I'm not even sure how much of it was real. Just like the Harry Potter shit in later years. Just seems like a way to sell more.

>>127134427 (OP)
Good one, Tony!

>>127134543
yes

>>127134427 (OP)
>That happened
Funny story but probably a huge exaggeration or drug addled false memory like all these rock stories

>>127137225
They were LARPing as well

>>127134427 (OP)
Lmao why didn't he fuck their hairy cunts. They were literally asking for him to fuck them

Iommi *is* Sabbath. Only constant member and the one who actually wrote the music.

>>127140353
According to Ozzy's book, Tony got the most girls
He was a chad in school and consistently pulled the most girls during the tours

>>127140951
>Tony got the most girls
did he give them a bit of finger?

>>127140353
Tony probably pulled 10s daily, they were into witchcraft so you know they weren't hot

>>127140247
>my life is boring and empty therefore so is everyone else's!

>>127140951
Sicilian bull

>>127134555
Rhymes

>Generals gather in their masses
>just like witches at black masses

Great job retard

>>127134427 (OP)
based immortal iommi