Thread 127146992

Doesn't have to be the worst. For me it's Sex on Fire by Kings of Leon

>>127146992 (OP)
REM - losing my religion
I hate that song with all my soul
its irrational hate

Any RHCP song is the worst song in existence. They excel at creating the worst dog shit in existence

>>127146992 (OP)
I hate everything Green Day has ever written
I feel physically repulsed when I’m listening to the radio and a Green Day song comes on
They’re not punk. They’re fucking posers.

Cutting Crew - I just died in your arms tonight
Black Box - ride on time

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Disturbed - The Sound of Silence (CYRIL remix)
It's not just laughably bad, but it embodies everything wrong with contemporary music. This mf took the Disturbed guy's unhinged buttrock oversinging and sped it up by at least 50% until it no longer even sounds like a human being, added a beat, did precisely nothing else, and scored a massive hit.

but I totally get hating Sex On Fire more than anything

>>127146992 (OP)
you're just mad you've never gotten head while you're driving.

Let Down by Radiohead, its such fucking terrible dogshit

White Noise by Disclosure pisses me off every time I hear it.

Probably AO by the Lumineers.

Five For Fighting - 100 Years

I Love College by Asher Roth. No other song pisses me off quite as much

The Lion Sleeps Tonight

>>127146992 (OP)
Imagine

>>127147273
IN THE JUNGLE
THE MIGHTY JUNGLE

Every song on Black Eyed Peas T.H.E. E.N.D. is the worst ever.

>>127147278
big Beatles fan but that song can fuck off and die

>>127147103
>Disturbed - The Sound of Silence (CYRIL remix)
first time I heard this I was at the gym and during the "climax" I had to stop in the middle of a set so I could harvest enough energy to comprehend wtf I was hearing

>>127147273
And from the same era I also hate Duke of Earl quite intensely.

Rock Lobster. Please don't.

>>127147103
AND IN THE NAKED LIGHT I SAaAaAaAaAaW
TEN THOUSAND PEOPLE MAYBE MO-OH-OH-OH-OH-OH

>>127147360
please stop

Had A Bad Day

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>>127147306
it's easy to make fun of bad 50s pop hits and we've done it before but at least many of those songs are absolutely not played anymore any time you go in a diner or flea market you can be safely assured you'll never hear any Pat Boone but boy you can sure know The Banana Boat song will be played.

>>127146992 (OP)
Jason Mraz - I'm Yours

>>127146992 (OP)
all Billy Joel songs are the worst ever

Inside Out by Eve 6. The song is overly wordy, and I can hear the singers smug face

Elton John has some classics but he also has songs I really would rather not hear again especially Crocodile Rock and Philadelphia Freedom.

>>127147477
I didn't even think they play that stuff at all or anything pre-70s anymore.

One More Time. There are few songs that actively make me homicidal but that's one of them.

>>127147540
Oh no I mean there's a Clear Channel 1955-63 playlist they always use and it will always feature:

>The Banana Boat Song
>Oh Pretty Woman
>The Lion Sleeps Tonight
>Little Darling
>It's My Party
>At The Hop
>Earth Angel

The rest might vary slightly but you can guarantee that those seven songs will always be played without fail every time.

>>127147589
Forgot Duke of Earl.

>>127146992 (OP)
every new song I hear is the worst song I've ever heard

>>127147485
>skip a skaba do a daba di a doopa dee bappa

>>127147589
well it's a funny thing. up to the 80s when radio was still relatively free form you would hear obscure stuff played more, or at least somewhat different songs. you might hear Sincerely or The Wayward Wind back then prior to Clear Channel making everything into the same 30 song playlists.

>>127147504
I find it impressive how successful he is considering he's not very attractive, actually he's quite ugly. Very inspiring for me.

>>127147674
he's a living god on Long Island

Nothing beats Staying Alive by the Bee Gees for me
When I hear that.. I... just

Elton john - candle in the wind gave me cancer

every foo fighters
every daft punk
that slop pop turd by the new radicals
video killed the radio star makes me want to hammer the "composer" skull in on roblox
that shit 4 non blondes ... fucking yikes

>>127147798
you suck

All Maroon 5 songs.

The Wind Beneath My Wings

Imagine Dragons - Radioactive

Gary Jules' "Mad World" instills in me a revulsion comparable to smelling a dead rat.

I hate it because some of me likes it
https://youtu.be/kTJczUoc26U?si=5zwAVaRVMPe0ke7w

>>127147913
dude you have no heart
her husband died

>>127147878
have you tried leaving the mental 90s prison in your mind?

>>127147888
for me it's that attrocious pachelbel's cannon ripoff
they couldn't have tried less if they tried

>>127147643
never recovered from that

>>127148270
every song the top comment on youtube be like "my pet tapeworm died of lupus and this was his favorite song"

>>127148337
only on songs that are older than 25 years

>>127148162
>I hate it because some of me likes it
fucking same lmao. wtf is wrong with me

>>127148039
Any time oh whoa-o oh oh is used in a song

The horrid lounge covers of classic hits.

>>127146992 (OP)
Its always been If You Could Only See by Tonic. Trite, uninspired garbage.

>>127146992 (OP)
fucking Wimoweh

>>127147273
scrolling down waiting for the timer. here's your (you)

>>127148742
You must hate Naked Raygun then

>>127148822
Other than punk. Punk doesn't count.

>>127148775
only somewhat related, but I fucking HATE HATE HATE "Take a Picture" by Filter

it's gotta be Grenade

1000 times punk than you

Have to go with You Make Me Feel Like Dancing by Leo Sayer

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>>127148270
It's all bots making those posts anyway.

>>127146992 (OP)
Walls >>> Sex on Fire

Boulevard of Broken Dreams

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All Four Seasons songs.

That shitty Robin Thicke song that only became popular because the music video has a bunch of titties in it.

Or "All About That Bass" by that fat cunt

>>127146992 (OP)
Bad Guy by Billie Eilish.
what a fucking retarded song by a retarded artist

the opinions expressed itt are indistinguishable from an askreddit thread

>>127149956
Banger

>>127146992 (OP)
Okay I have two
>Kid Rock - All Summer Long
>Smashing Pumpkins - Tonight

>>127150030
>Smashing Pumpkins - Tonight
for me it's their cover of landslide. billy corgan should not be singing ballads.

DUA LIPA - ONE KISS

>>127147040
This + everything by Green Day

>>127149835
My mom and I always joke about My Eyes Adored You because the lyrics are so shitty.

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>>127150189

Sweet child of mine

>>127150302
Based Nick. I have no clue how one band can be so fucking God awful.

Story of a Girl

africa because it's really not even good and a bunch of reddit tourist faggots latched onto it

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Believer - Imagine Dragons and any other millennial fatigue trash whoo oo that sounds like contemporary Christian music

Don't Stop Believin'

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Iris by Goo Goo Dolls and Senza una donna by Zucherro and Paul Young

>>127151482
Dizzy Up The Girl really aged poorly; for as big as it was it's almost forgotten now and nobody listens to it anymore.

>>127151526
Iris is literally one of the most popular songs in the world right now

>>127147040
I don't get the hate for these guys, is it because the singer is a pedo?

>>127151574
>Iris is literally one of the most popular songs in the world right now
Is this 1999? I don't even remember the last time I heard it.

>>127146992 (OP)
The macarena
No other song irritates me to no end like the macarena does. I like other "annoying" songs from the same time period like I want it that way by the backstreet boys or barbie girl by aqua, but the macarena takes the crap cake.

https://youtu.be/zWaymcVmJ-A?si=jwXAV7CuqVfD6rJv

>>127151971
Without the Macarena, there'd be no TikTok.

>>127151685
It's top 30 on spotify, both in the usa and globally

>>127146992 (OP)
It's a four-way tie between:

That Jerusalem Bells song by Coldplay. That song is fucking horrific.
7 Nation Army by The White Stripes. Worst fucking hook ever and I want to fucking strangle anyone who sings that fucking shit.
Uprising by Muse
Most boring song of all time. That tom-tom drum beat and that drawn-out vocals makes me want to go deaf.
Sex on Fire
Retarded fucking lyrics and annoying fucking chorus that doesn't go anywhere.

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>>127147015
>>127147040
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>>127148039
yeah

Maroon 5 - This Love

cant hear that song without wanting to punch the teeth out of the singers mouth

Taylor Swift - Love Story
Def Leppard - Pour Some Sugar on Me
Phil Collins - Easy Lover
Rick Springfield - Jessie's Girl

>>127153065
oh no they have many far worse songs than that

>>127146992 (OP)
any fucking mashup, literally any fucking one of them. it should be punishable by death, here's one god awful example
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-PeeDCnoG3k&list=RDQMa26nXbVM_M0&start_radio=1

>>127153274
you're no fun

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hIxxmku06pU&list=RDhIxxmku06pU&start_radio=1

>>127147314
Filtered

>>127150716
Ah yes, movie trailer rock.

>>127153091
For me it's Animals. The sheer unsexiness of it all combined with the whiny chorus drives me up the wall.

>>127147504
I fucking hate this dogshit music

>>127146992 (OP)
I Want to Know What Love is by Foreigner.

>>127146992 (OP)
I RODE MY BICYCLE PAST YOUR WINDOW LAST NIGHT

>>127153891
I actually like that song. It is a cheesy ballad but I like the surface level deep message of it.

>>127147015
>REM
they had so many awful hit songs
>its the end of the world
>stand
>shiny happy people
i hate them all. REM suck

>>127147103
you've got to hear Bieber's new song, YUKON.
I'm afraid it's going to trigger a whole lot of music of the same tyoe - which is actually kinda avant-garde, but won't be for long,

>>127154382
there's a reason only Millennials listen to them
zoomers have never heard of them

>>127154240
Plus that fucking singer is inimitable. They don't make 'em like that anymore

Uptown Funk

or Vertical Horizon - Everything You Want
I can't decide between those two

>>127154382
I feel this way about The Cure. I have no interest in their music, maybe they're good, maybe they aren't, but every song of theirs they play on the radio is ratshit. Lovesong is alright.

>>127150057
>billy corgan should not be singing
Agreed

>>127149870
>Or "All About That Bass" by that fat cunt
That's up there on the WOAT list for me. Not only is it obnoxious and loathsome in every way, she also purports to be "bringing booty back", which is NOT a claim she has any business making. She's standing on the shoulders of women of color who already brought booty back and I'm disgusted she got away with that.

>>127147169
that's actually a really interesting choice

>>127147504
>>127147520
both of these guys wrote some incredible and profound music and also some of the worst fucking music ever conceived by humankind
same with The Beatles

guys I need your help. I know what the worst song ever made is but I can't find it.
I was subjected to it at my job about a year ago, some dude was playing some oldies channel on the radio and this fucking song that mindbroke me came on.
the only lyrics I can recall from it are "I've been walking along, looking for my heart's home" but some words must be off because I'm unable to find it on search engines. every line of the lyrics is similar uninspired cheesy dogshit like that.
from the sound of it I'm guessing it was 50s or 60s. a medium tempo ballad. the whole song repeats lines of the same meter to that one, with an interlude/chorus part interrupting it every 3 or 4 verses. and then the whole fucking thing repeats with the exact same lyrics about 3 or 4 times, making the unholy abomination at least 8-10 minutes long.
I can sing it on vocaroo if that would help although I'd really love not to.

>>127154706
Walking Along?

>>127154972
by The Solitaires right?
also very annoying but not the one

>>127155003
They released 8 minutes songs back then? Sorry bro, I think you're gonna have to Vocaroo it.

'Sweet Caroline', and the entire discography of Neil Diamond in general. It doesn't help that it's British boomer and boomer-adjacent catnip, they caterwaul it at every public opportunity. The Zutons' 'Valerie' is just the same. You'd like to think that it's just a whole lot of Carolines and Valeries flattered to be acknowledged, but I fear not. Even Boris Fucking Johnson was singing Sweet Caroline the other day. Humbug.

>>127155054
I like some of his stuff I guess but it does always have an irritating attitude to it all. It's safe music. Slick and polished. Sentimental. Love on the Rocks is hilariously bad.

>>127147103
there’s something hilarious about a nu metal band scoring a radio hit in this day and age through a remix, even funnier if you factor in David Dreidel’s idf support. But the worst of the worst in terms of edm music is the trend of taking old af songs, add absolutely nothing new musically, change the lyrics, then call it a new song. I hate David Guetta with all of my heart.

any song made by taylor swift, they all sound exactly the fucking same and are so fucking bland and boring

its either Daft Punk - Around the World or The Avalanches - Since I Left You
brain rot in musical form

>>127155152
fucking this. I wonder which classic EDM song David Guetta will ruin next

>>127155176
nigger

>>127155176
Plunderphonics should have never been taken seriously as a genre in the first place

>>127146992 (OP)
The worst song of all time is "Little drummer boy"
Nothing even comes close.

>>127154382
You forgot their worst song "Night swimming"

>>127149870
"Blurred Lines" is fucking great.

>>127155304
Its greatest sin was making Pharrell a household name and giving us Happy

>>127149995
I came here to say this
dogshit thread

>>127155333
"Happy" is fucking great.

>>127156129
No, it's not. It's feel good nonsense for the "gen boss in a mini" circa 2013 or whenever the fuck it came out.

Warrant - Cherry Pie.

Singlehandedly plowed the field to ease grunge on us.

>>127147169
How To Disappear Completely has all the faults of Let Down while also being celebrated by the most insufferable faggots and white women who think depression is wanting to lie down in bed sometimes instead of going to work.

>>127146992 (OP)
Stitches by Shawn Mendes is an AI generated song

Ke$ha Tik Tok

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>>127150716
Came here to say Imagine Dragons. Literally all of their songs are absolute dogshit. I have a theory that they are a prototype of a fully AI band that was manufactured to make the most boring shit ever. Also gotta wonder who their fans are. I have yet to meet a single human being who likes any of their music.

>>127146992 (OP)
One to Make Her Happy - Marque. It's literal cuck shit and it's still played today despite being ass.

>>127155304
>what rhymes with hug me

>>127159007
they're the modern equivalent of The Four Aces or Bryan Adams or something who inexplicably had top 10 hits despite no known actual fans

>>127159007
their fans are kids. my younger cousins liked them a lot when they were elementary school age. i guarantee they will get reevaluated when youngest gen z and older gen alpha grow up.

>>127155176
ok I'll give you a pass on around the world since it's a pretty repetitive song but if you sincerely think SILY is the worst song ever you should probably just stop listening to music

>>127146992 (OP)
bohemian rhapsody because its reddit trash

>>127159028
I once saw an article in Rolling Stone or some shit that called them the "biggest rock band on the planet". Real head scratcher for sure

>>127147278
It's absolutely criminal that this garbage song gets endless airplay and I hardly ever hear any of Harrison's songs

>>127147273

Imagine hating fun

>>127155333
Pharrell already was a household name. He's been that for over 20 years now.

>>127150716

I hate that Believer song even more because of that clip of him singing it in the recording studio - he's sitting forward on his chair, rearing up and making weird movements, like a child waiting to open his presents at Christmas while very obviously needing to take a shit or something. My god it makes me so fucking angry I can't even watch it.

>>127159023

Fug me :)

>>127155176
the lyrics of around the world are understandable, but that beat and bassline comeonnnn. kino

Espresso by Sabrina Carpenter. Drives me insane, really.

>>127146992 (OP)
for me it's Dance Monkey

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=q0hyYWKXF0Q&list=RDq0hyYWKXF0Q&start_radio=1&pp=ygUMZGFuY2UgbW9ua2V5oAcB

>>127151598
That doesn't help and if anyone deserves to be cancelled it's him. But their music is just cringe nonsense. Boring in every way and completely unremarkable but at the same time it's grating. I can't help but fixate on how four people can come together to make the most infuriating bullshit. I ask myself why the FUCK did this have to be written after any song of theirs. Kiedis is the biggest black mark on their band though. Shit singer. The worst lyricist in the world. I genuinely hate this fucking band.

>>127146992 (OP)
Black Hole Sun by Soundgarden
My old roommate would play Rock Band and that was the song he picked at least 90% of the time. Over and over and over. I have listened to it in the thousands, by now
And I wasn't even a Soundgarden fan to begin with either

>>127161451
I only know some of their singles, never been curious enough to check out their albums, but they seem pretty inoffensive to me

>road trippin
>my friends
>breaking the girl
>scar tissue
>otherside
>can't stop (okay singing's kinda annoying on this one, but the cool riff makes up for it)
>under the bridge
>californication
>give it away (again kinda annoying singing but cool bassline makes up for it)

not something that makes me want to check out more, not something that makes me want to change the station either idk

Mr. Big - To Be With You is easily the worst song in the history of music: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=L6-uJLteKek it's every simp's national anthem

>>127160540
please please please is worse

>>127160540
I have never actually heard it.

Gary Jules - Mad World
4 Non Blondes - What's Going On
Pearl Jam - Entire Discography

>>127161581
There's a chance they'd just be bland buttrock but Kiedis makes them so much fucking worse. He might be the worst frontman in history

Good For You by Ophelia Rodriguez. Drives me insane, really.

>>127147554
The one by Blink?

>>127148039
>Not Thunder
Fuck that fucking song

>>127148337
2009 YouTube comments:
>X amount of dislikers thought the dislike button said “dis i like” :D

>>127162256
>4 Non Blondes - What's Going On
good choice

>>127149956
I hated her so much when I first heard that song, but she grew on me after I heard Happier Than Ever.

>>127149995
Couldn’t you tell from the total Top 40 popwhore invasion that this place merged with Reddit + India a long while ago?

>>127151685
Zoomers have no original culture so they leech onto things from the past

>>127147504
You’d make my mom cry :(

any song by ophelia rodriguez, they all sound exactly the same and are so fucking bland and boring

>>127146992 (OP)
It's definitely Sweet Home Alabama with Roxanne being a close second.

>>127155304
*Plagiarizes Marvin Gaye*

>>127162256
>4 Non Blondes
Linda Perry is responsible for many of the worst songs of all time.

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>>127147015
what's so bad about Losing My Religion or End of the World
if you had said Radio Song I'd understand
>>127146992 (OP)
the entire A Crow Looked at me Album is the worst pile of shit I have ever heard
>>127147043
this guy is also correct