Times you acted like The Thin White Duke?

People used to tell me I looked like him, even before I liked his music and would ask me to sing or speak lines from songs or his documentary

>THERE'S FLOI IN MAI MILK

(no I'm not posting my pic on fucking 4chan)

>>127149012
I have the same accent too, hence why the speaking worked.

>>127148971 (OP)
i stole entire ideas from other artists without anyone noticing

I get a boner when I look at women's hands.

I sat right down waiting for the gift of sound and vision (my kinos)

I'm a talentless hack

>>127149104
gay anime

>>127151064
(im gay)

>>127151048
Kek

>>127148971 (OP)
I enjoy cocaine and peppers

>>127148971 (OP)
>I seduced a foid from work
>she wanted me
>guys from work told me she had a bf
>immediately i got all stone faced
>next day in the locker room before work foid hugs me from behind
>I ignore her
>she clocks in to work
>I smile fainly to myself
This is not a joke btw im good looking.

I'm on a diet of milk cocaine cigarettes and red peppers blended into shakes

>>127148971 (OP)
I had a minor cocaine problem for about 6 months. Glad I was always just a little too autistic to make it with the "in" crowd full time.

I'M DAVID BOWIE. I DO COCAINE.

>>127148971 (OP)
>its just a character
lol, yeah right

>>127148971 (OP)
I'm a nazi but I mostly talk about love and cocaine

>>127153353
Cope, Bowie was woke. He hated chuds in actuality.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XZGiVzIr8Qg

>>127154890
>it was a character, i swear. i love niggers now.

>>127153353
It was and it wasn't I guess, it was during the period where he was on a shitload of drugs and he said years later that he couldn't even remember making Station to Station because of it.