Thread 127152642

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Old: >>127143594

Redpill me on Castle Rat

>What's the deal with neoclassical metal?
>It's not new, it's not classical... and it sure isn't metal...

metal metal metal metal! metal mario is here to munch on your metal

>>127152157
this isn't even that funny. why are you repeating this every thread? are you a member of the band?

>>127152664
i can't i've never listened to it desu

Riley Pinkerton

>>127152670
You have to wait until H is here to post these memes so he can get upset by them, no one cares otherwise

>>127152664
yeah she's hot

>>127152664
>>127152695
I want her to step on me so bad its unreal

>>127152595
Thanks anon, saved your list and I'm downloading Metal Church and Iced Earth

BLASTING

>>127152642 (OP)
is there something like inquisiton but without frog vocals?

>>127152664
Woman music

>>127152737
based, metal church's first two albums are absolute gems of power and thrash
>RIP IT OUT, KICK IT OUT, BLOOD BEGINS TO FLOW! TAKING, CHANCES, THE ONLY WAY I KNOW!! SACRIFICED, EVERYTHING, I'M THE GRINDING STONE!!
>>127152739
This album fucking sucks

>>127152664
>female doom vocals

Snorre ruch

Louis Cachet is homosexual and is HIV positive.

>Day after ozzy dies
>/metal/ gets like 2 posts an hour

>>127152664
Reddit likes them a lot. That really should be all you need to know.

>>127153140
And that's a good thing

>>127153140
Means actual discussion even if its slow, this isn't a bad thing lol

I can't believe the best Death song ain't even a Death song: https://youtu.be/r4XXFy2UvBY

>>127152739
Shaune Kelley is so underrated.

>>127153251
Thats not Archangel.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ld47G6y1k_A&list=RDLd47G6y1k_A&start_radio=1

Thoughts on Post-Metal?

>>127153405
Yes, post metal. But don't post post-metal.

>>127153405
>3 dozen different projects and they all suck
lmao

Listen to Heldenasche

>>127152739
>>127153405

Not metal.

>>127153405
just ok
post-rock is better

I love rock and roll
And party every day

>>127153405
Better than post rock

https://youtu.be/DhCn8U4XyhQ?si=5meHkNZFiNoyNCSq

It's finally up

>>127153520
Not metal.

>>127153524
Deafheavens are metal actually.

Totally slept on this release ṣmh

https://youtu.be/C4KRKURax_U?si=2_siGtBFX5mo5L_T

Feast like a Beast™

>>127153405
Alcest, Agalloch, and Wolves in the Throne Room are good. That's about it.

rip ozzy

>>127153485
Both unironically better songs than the mounds of dogshit that gets posted here.

are there are any symphonic metal & folk metal bands that are worth checking out? Ive never paid any attention to these genres

>>127153978
Yes, there are plenty.

>>127153978
These are not genres I generally enjoy, but for symphonic metal I would recommend Epica, and for folk metal, I must direct you towards Ensiferum's first album. I reckon those are two pretty good jumping off points and will tell if you like those genres or not.

RIP Ozzy Osbourne

I was on the toilet taking a shit when my mother called my and said Ozzy was dead..

>>127152664
Queen of /metal/.

>>127153895
don't worry, metal is in good hands now

All hail the rat queen!

>>127153405
Life is emo though

https://youtu.be/iMPr55U4_74?si=N76Ztjs0SSN2G6rD

Ozzy was a huge Beatles fan, and this was the closest they came to sounding like them. Bill Ward on vocals.

>>127154038
listening to Epica right now and they're actually good

>>127154149
What's this random video game character have to do with Ozzy?

Knocked Loose

https://youtu.be/c4UGLm2QjC8?si=MwddJB2gtXpTjK5l

Metal sucks lol. It's poop

>>127154259
Yeah maybe, if the poop were made of METAL haha.

>>127153394
>way louder on the first track for no reason
WTF was the mastering engineer's problem?

>>127154259
for me it's night prowler
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pX93gmyya7c

Economies collapse and your stacks just some pa-per

Pozzy – Goodnight.

>>127154259
AC/DC is unlistenable outside of a greatest hits album

You shook me
All night long

>Some balls are held for charity
>and some for fancy dress
>but it's when they're held for pleasure
>they're the balls that I like best
>my balls are always bouncing
>to the left and to the right
>it's my belief that my big balls should be held every night

>Motörhead
>Bolt Thrower
What are some other "the AC/DC of metal" bands?

>>127154428
Definitely not Slayer.

Thunderstruck is the best Metallica song

>>127154442
My favourite Metallica song? The Mechanix.

>>127154459
That's an Anthrax song

>>127154470
You're an Anthrax song, you fucking guy.

>>127154428
Cannibal corpse

/metal/ summer 2025 will go down as one of the best. Nothing will beat summer '15 when everyone was obsessed with the idea of eating cum, though.

>>127154459
>>127154470
>>127154474
what did you say?

>>127152739
IF NONE OF US BELIEVE IN WAR
THEN CAN YOU TELL ME WHAT THE WEAPONS ARE FOR?

list of good Death albums:
>Scream Bloody Gore
>Leprosy
>Spiritual Healing
that is all

>>127154499
Now which member of Liturgy is this?

metallica are the cannibal corpse of what ac/dc are to death metal

>>127154521
this but the opposite

>>127154530
Incoherent post

Decided to listen to a random Klaus Schulze album and it turned out to be a complete and total dissodisaster. Next!

I just roke up

>>127154558
this isn't /prog/ retard

>>127154551
Actually an incoherent post this time

Kerry King is just the Lars Ulrich of Slayer.

>>127154523
worse, anthrax

>>127154575
Never heard of them, sorry

>>127154567
Lars Ulrich is more famous though

Meganthraxtallica-odus - Reign in Flotsam & Jetsam

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LNyIhirtXUI&list=PLyQTOBNGx4PtWBIJwbqxhi3QbH_jijmlq&index=3

>>127154564
Dissonance is metal

>>127154660
"Dissonance" is just a euphemism for "sounds like shit" which is exactly what makes metal good \m/

eepy

goodnight <3

>>127154730
It's literally 8AM

Why didn't they get Blood Incantation or Electric Wizard for example at Ozzy's last farewell show

Probably because their music is too high-IQ for Ozzy fans

>>127154730
Sleep well anon

I want to fuck riley pinkerton in the pussy

Castle Rat

Transgender women are more metal than biological women

>>127154832
How?

>>127154866
Because they smell worse and they are stronger

Just made an extremely great post (again)

>>127154881
Fair point.

Metal for this feel

>>127154899
Thank you simpsister

>>127154909
https://youtu.be/PMI-cbNqIYI?si=jgbV-mgfrFGOkzTR

Why are you trans then

>>127154899
Thank you simpsister

>>127154936
Incoherent post

>>127154938
Correct.
>>127154944
They're loved here.

Life Metal

>>127154954
Beloved here.

>mogs most trannies
how did she do it tranny bros?

>>127154810
>Ugly retard face
>Mid body
Bitches only need to be not fat and you brownoids simp over them, unbelievable

>still no new The chats album announced
bros...

>>127154992
She looks dumber with the stupid haircut tbf

>>127154975
A low bar

Ozzy is DEAD

>>127155132
This has been debunked

New Grand Belial's Key

>>127155204
You post ug's bro.

>>127152739
https://youtu.be/rpeRfomPD-I?si=bgvC9oT-ELGcnLEV

>>127155221
Antisemitism has no place in metal

Atmosynth + a drum machine (already used in metal since the 80s) = honorary metal

We love our beloved atmosynth here, correct

I just roke up
Metal for this feel

>>127155235
Not metal
>>127155244
She jewish? There's better looking jewish women then that.

>>127155273
Yeah true, would definitely only get with Madison Beer if I had to settle

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PxLbySbR_GQ

>>127155282
Sussy tunes and posts.

>>127152739
Is this metal

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=np-n5Es1xow&list=LL

>>127152739
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ukzh4TJORYU

This is running on empty
Tune review

Matthew always posts shit tunes

>>127155337
I think you mean Martin but it would seem to make more sense to post the less-great tunes if trying to gatekeep while flexing taste.

https://youtu.be/KWeityWN7uM

>>127152739
https://youtu.be/wOtF_o_jVU4?si=ec-sBbisRe21-VBI

>>127155455
Ok she's like 9.5/10

>>127153419
And he is constantly shilling his music here. Don't get why he thinks his tranny music would be accepted here

>>127152739
https://youtu.be/Q6-4qpb1Dqo?si=VqAjfoHnnlr_EnW0

Doomstep RKKK4

>>127155460
Completely delusional.

>>127155672
Don't be mean

>>127155695
You don't be mean, you fucking guy.

The Castle Rats

>>127152739
https://youtu.be/LhOmOoDzBJE?si=fzxKO4j8bYLXJ-ea

>>127155713
If this is a reference to the "less-great gatekeeping" and the models being posted I think you are quite mistaken, saar

>>127155785
Incoherent post.
>>127155762
Picrel is a jewess.

>>127152739
Not metal but still a good song

https://youtu.be/4mwlv995Tto?si=mZ6v19-G4nIe57Ig

>>127155809
There is no gatekeeping of models here

>>127155826
Thank you jeet sister.

>>127155832
I'm an Indian-American man but you are welcome

>>127152739
https://youtu.be/BMvdHYfXwGQ?si=BQMTyhGFKXz5i3f6

Is Ozzy actually dead this time?

>>127152739
Why is metal (music genre) so dead nowadays?

https://youtu.be/TdBRE8m8ZLM?si=JbHTbtyf4bRWrxcy

>>127152739
Any metal with a similar sound to this music

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fDE09IlvGrQ

Grand Belial's Key

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LRFWkkIXBxM&si=q0ZigI3ITfsJ4nhO

What subgenre is this

>>127152739
Wow, genius
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Har7vVJPmuU&si=gAmd8pA_r0eYDryD

Music? Saved

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eU1dNdQJy00

Finally some real music being shared here

>>127152739
https://youtu.be/X7JHDBCaR0w?si=x2TCf7E4bU-pecCm

On purpess

Just another spam posting all-nighter for our matthew

>>127152642 (OP)
Limp Bizketa es en la casa

>>127156302
*Martin

Limp Bizketa lmfaoooo

Holy shit

I killed Ozzy Osbourne because he told me to

NSBM reigns supreme

>>127154903
try Atavistic Insurgence bands, namely Eye of Sheperdess and Batilda

Favorite Vothana clone? I'm rocking this right now

>>127153140
Black Sabbath is rock, not metal

>>127156342
i've listened to some RABM recently... people really listen to this shit? I guess high scores are only because of the political reasons, because the music itself is garbage

*is the new Pricne of Darkness*

>>127156419
One of my stunt doubles

https://youtu.be/0yn8esRHugc?si=-F0lFIjQoYHdr8HV

>>127152739
https://youtu.be/nExtA9Q3Yvg?si=eRyzHh1azMNPuE0S

>>127152739
Is this metal

https://youtu.be/-tec2GyZaFo?si=y4S5Xk49xEp9LJBQ

>>127156446
https://youtu.be/5uqZrNIgow4?si=04_VgSG8dyCGzWt7
https://youtu.be/6rsKsI4-82A?si=JbBYAJxNlgFzfZ4j
https://youtu.be/EizjODFohes?si=gE2_0ex5692pPP-u
https://youtu.be/xhX9nUb7xCU?si=KHJiQ194Os7djPlR
https://youtu.be/zlbME348kuc?si=syePtho8DaymiUNx

>>127156419
>Pricne of
*cocksucking

>>127152739
Some actual "USPM"

>>127154499
HEIL WALLS

>>127155762
Looks North African

Riffs? More like shits

>>127156610
5 hours of sleep and straight back to spam the board. You need to be cured, tranny.

>>127156630
Cats are metal.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zvEWFjWfqiU

>>127152664
>>127152695
seems like the resident simp poster found his new crush

>>127156630
but the last time i posted was in the previous thread

>>127152739
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fWcRUkHblkw

why don't you just make a /bleep/ thread and post there

>>127156661
You're truly mentally-ill, and at least you don't deny being a tranny.

>>127156661
these are also some of yours
>>127154712
>>127154730

who revved him?

summoning Bongman

>>127156718
no you all always say that just to be disrespectful and assholes like always and you do this to everyone
>>127156731
not me but cute bunny

>>127154975
Another Dave envier

>>127156404Seriously what is this gay ass shit

>>127156836
>getting this triggered by an Absurd shirt
guess I need to buy some Absurd shirts

>>127156849
Do it. I hope someone fucking says something to me about one of my NSBM shirts.

>>127156875
They'll just be a little passive aggressive bitch and write a shitty song about you

>>127156794
>still no denial

>>127156836
It's kvetching in song-form

>>127155132
he'll be fine

>>127156395
and yet they're heavier than the entirety of black metal

>>127156419
harry styles?

>>127156995
yeah, but black metal is faggot shit

>>127156999
did you mean hair styles? are you admiring his or?

Found a gem band
it's called Răzbunare, and it is basically Romanian Vothana >>127156386

>>127156890
jesus why even dignify that? it’s like if someone randomly asked if you’re a clown

>>127154954
this is what i think of when i hear a term like Life Metal

>>127157280
I think of two dudes kissing.

>>127157280
>>127154954
life metal is a genre?

>>127156875
what would you say, anon?

>>127156652
I used to think those videos were first created on 4chan

>>127157240
You're correct. If I had a huge red nose and long shoes, and kept squirting a water gun in everyone's face, it would be too obvious to dignify with an answer.

>>127157331
no. but if it was, Calestra is what i think it would sound like

>ERASE THEM
>TAKE THE GOLD AND BURN THE REST

this is what i look like when i'm blasting
and you?

>>127157296
that's black metal thoughalbeit

>>127157495
You know that scene in American Psycho where Bateman is watching himself fuck while flexing his bicep? Like that.

>>127157131
>basically Romanian Vothana
https://www.myinstants.com/en/instant/its-like-puking-on-a-pile-of-shit-75287/

>>127152664
>Castle Rat
Here's your "redpill;" Go back where you came from.

>>127155465
>Don't get why he thinks his tranny music would be accepted here
Because people on /mu/ have the worst fucking taste in music of anywhere on the entire internet. If his shit is garbage, people here are likely to dig it.

The current W.A.S.P. tour fucking rules. The whole of the debut album, with an encore of songs from the next 3. The Torture Never Stops was magnificent.

>>127157495
I engage in dwarfare.

>>127152664
Ask me again after I've seen them in October

>>127156386
This album is pretty good. I thought it was a LARP since he's from Brazil but I learned that there's actually 2 million Japanese people in Brazil, the largest Japanese population outside Japan in the world and that he is actually Japanese

>>127155372
Name of this whore?

>>127158026
Kevin

>>127158026
She is named after your mum
Ratskeleton

I can't believe Ozzy Osbourne killed Hulk Hogan

>>127157985
No one gives a fuck what you think about music. You just live for standing in large crowds of sweaty men.

First Ozzy and now Hogan. We should do a checkup on Bongman.

>>127157447
no mr high IQ I don't dress as a girl, happy?

Why do people still talk about bongman when he's been gone for years? Weirdo behavior.

>>127158383
We miss him desperately.

>>127158328
who are you exactly?

>>127158383
He was our equivalent of ManlyTears and he was fun to clown on.

>>127158158
>>127158242
>Hogan was also a musician, spending a decade playing fretless bass guitar in several Florida-based rock bands.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=arfW1IGetl4

Gloria, Gloria Perpetua

Wow the simpshrew got real mad that I made the blasting post

You cannot possibly understand how good this is
https://youtu.be/rpW-X3jYjV0

>>127158766
This sucks though.

>>127158383
he actually liked metal and was passionate about it unlike other lolcows here

I just roke up

>>127158766
>black metal
Shan't be listening.

>>127158766
this is dogshit bro
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=R3SRMNR6-L8 heres something better

>>127158766
there's several instances where they didn't even play in time within the first couple minutes lmao
no thanks

>>127158776
>>127158788
>>127158842
FUCKING FAGGOTS FUCK YOU

>>127158594
nobody
it's the worst part

>>127158785
You have posted this 3 times in this thread. Sort out your sleeping schedule m8.

>>127158933
Take your meds lass.

I want to give a BJ to the tranime poster who rec'd me Nagasaki sunrise. But please shave and dress like a girl...

>>127158990
I saw that post and bookmarked the band for another time. Good to know that kino will await me when I listen.
But please, write a normal human being post next time.

>>127153532
basedd

Thrash metal with lots of guitar solos

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IhR_DfKRPLc&list=RDIhR_DfKRPLc&start_radio=1

So they just blatantly rip-off Slipknot now? lol

I'm listening to pic related. I downloaded an very high quality rip if anyone wants it.

Neighbour is blasting Am I Evil on a Thursday morning.

Just got up about 30 minutes ago. Blasting Am I Evil in the garage. All is well.

>>127159151
you just roke up?

>>127159151
>>127159167
Sup butties?

Listening to 200 Stab Wounds' discog all the way thru again.

>>127159281
my condolences

>>127159281
More like 200 Fag Troons

non-homo posters here love 200 stab wounds

>>127159328
*heart reacts*

>>127158383
He's our spiritual leader.

>>127158383
he was not the tripfag we deserved, but the tripfag we needed back then

>Varg shitting on Ozzy
Such an attentionwhore

>>127159050
*suspires*
Mega...deth

Im hurting bros, attacked on all sides it feels
Metal for a rally?

Varg's shitty band sold 10 million t shirts and 1000 albums.

Why does Scattered Remnant's Inherent Perversion EP now have more ratings on RYM than the album and demo and a review on MA calling it a "brutal death essential" even though nobody gave a shit about it before? Did some gay rapper/influencer namedrop it?

I spit on Ozzy and his corpse.

>>127159875
I dunno but I have been seeing zoomers talk about it a lot lately. Probably got namedropped on some podcast they emulate their taste on.

>>127159988
Sharon's having oz taxidermied and you can rent him out for parties

>>127153146
>>127157698
>thinking women are hot means you are reddit
just admit you're gay. and Ive only listened to 2 of their songs btw

>>127160038
Bill Ward drank so much he morphed into Boris Yeltsin.

>>127160038
Weekend at Ozzy's

>>127160242
watch Glen stick around longer than Ozzy

>>127160336
Glen said for years he'd kill himself at age 30 and then he pussied out.

>>127158867
>NOOOOO NOT MUH TIME SIGNATURES!!!
kys faggot

>>127160027
Makes me wonder what random dogshit you could get them to listen to.

>>127160242
.

im primarily a rap fan but trying to get into metal this is my favorite album so far
https://youtu.be/kpf8VFsEz8I i think its "troo koolt" or whatever the black metalheads say

>>127160496
Grausamkeit of all things got popular for a bit on tiktok. So, they'll listen to any old dogshit as long as the algorithm pushes it.

>>127152739
Based
>>127160542
Based

https://youtu.be/0p-NyGCEeN8?si=Y6I7__O6IiKCOLg4

>>127160527
Nah buddy this is trve kvlt
a blonde glam homo with his traditional goth gf
straight out of how to train your dragon

https://youtu.be/vnmr3pucw7w

>>127160614
>>127160614
>>127160614

>>127160599
>obituary
Based

>>127160599
is that a flatbrim i see

>>127160499
dang ol meg a lo mart

>>127160624
I need a gf that listens to black flag

Norwegian bm kinda sucks compared to most other countries

>>127160655
yeah

>>127160684
I'll have a Muay Thai

>>127160599
Can I suck on your middle finger

>>127160757
>>127160757
>>127160757
>>127160757

>>127156890
>>127158594
The catfag? yeah, he is
He admitted it two or three times over the years

>>127160724
finnish and french is better

>>127160769
I was trying to find his supposed faceless photo he posted years ago, featuring his midriff in girly fuzzy pink shorts (if I remember the color correctly), but couldn't locate it in the archives anymore

>>127159988
for lubrication purposes, right?