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>>127143594
>What's the deal with neoclassical metal?
>It's not new, it's not classical... and it sure isn't metal...
metal metal metal metal! metal mario is here to munch on your metal
>>127152157this isn't even that funny. why are you repeating this every thread? are you a member of the band?
>>127152664i can't i've never listened to it desu
>>127152670You have to wait until H is here to post these memes so he can get upset by them, no one cares otherwise
>>127152664yeah she's hot
>>127152664>>127152695I want her to step on me so bad its unreal
>>127152595Thanks anon, saved your list and I'm downloading Metal Church and Iced Earth
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BLASTING
>>127152642 (OP)is there something like inquisiton but without frog vocals?
https://youtu.be/DRNT69NN1Yc
>>127152737based, metal church's first two albums are absolute gems of power and thrash
>RIP IT OUT, KICK IT OUT, BLOOD BEGINS TO FLOW! TAKING, CHANCES, THE ONLY WAY I KNOW!! SACRIFICED, EVERYTHING, I'M THE GRINDING STONE!!>>127152739This album fucking sucks
>>127152664>female doom vocals
Louis Cachet is homosexual and is HIV positive.
>Day after ozzy dies
>/metal/ gets like 2 posts an hour
>>127152664Reddit likes them a lot. That really should be all you need to know.
>>127153140And that's a good thing
>>127153140Means actual discussion even if its slow, this isn't a bad thing lol
I can't believe the best Death song ain't even a Death song: https://youtu.be/r4XXFy2UvBY
>>127152739Shaune Kelley is so underrated.
>>127153251Thats not Archangel.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ld47G6y1k_A&list=RDLd47G6y1k_A&start_radio=1
>>127153405Yes, post metal. But don't post post-metal.
>>127153405>3 dozen different projects and they all sucklmao
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Listen to Heldenasche
>>127153405just ok
post-rock is better
I love rock and roll
And party every day
>>127153405Better than post rock
https://youtu.be/DhCn8U4XyhQ?si=5meHkNZFiNoyNCSq
It's finally up
https://i.4cdn.org/gif/1753321136697006.webm
>>127153524Deafheavens are metal actually.
Totally slept on this release แนฃmh
https://youtu.be/C4KRKURax_U?si=2_siGtBFX5mo5L_T
>>127153405Alcest, Agalloch, and Wolves in the Throne Room are good. That's about it.
>>127153485Both unironically better songs than the mounds of dogshit that gets posted here.
are there are any symphonic metal & folk metal bands that are worth checking out? Ive never paid any attention to these genres
>>127153978Yes, there are plenty.
>>127153978These are not genres I generally enjoy, but for symphonic metal I would recommend Epica, and for folk metal, I must direct you towards Ensiferum's first album. I reckon those are two pretty good jumping off points and will tell if you like those genres or not.
https://youtube.com/shorts/qUgc4pGqHpY?si=f-SXiUPbLiJACQsD
I was on the toilet taking a shit when my mother called my and said Ozzy was dead..
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>>127152664Queen of /metal/.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NRE3Bv1goyI
>>127153895don't worry, metal is in good hands now
>>127153405Life is emo though
https://youtu.be/iMPr55U4_74?si=N76Ztjs0SSN2G6rD
Ozzy was a huge Beatles fan, and this was the closest they came to sounding like them. Bill Ward on vocals.
>>127154038listening to Epica right now and they're actually good
>>127154149What's this random video game character have to do with Ozzy?
https://youtu.be/c4UGLm2QjC8?si=MwddJB2gtXpTjK5l
Metal sucks lol. It's poop
>>127154259Yeah maybe, if the poop were made of METAL haha.
>>127153394>way louder on the first track for no reasonWTF was the mastering engineer's problem?
>>127154259for me it's night prowler
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pX93gmyya7c
Economies collapse and your stacks just some pa-per
>>127154259AC/DC is unlistenable outside of a greatest hits album
You shook me
All night long
>Some balls are held for charity
>and some for fancy dress
>but it's when they're held for pleasure
>they're the balls that I like best
>my balls are always bouncing
>to the left and to the right
>it's my belief that my big balls should be held every night
>Motรถrhead
>Bolt Thrower
What are some other "the AC/DC of metal" bands?
>>127154428Definitely not Slayer.
Thunderstruck is the best Metallica song
>>127154442My favourite Metallica song? The Mechanix.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=o7_7COXa1yQ
>>127154459That's an Anthrax song
>>127154470You're an Anthrax song, you fucking guy.
>>127154428Cannibal corpse
/metal/ summer 2025 will go down as one of the best. Nothing will beat summer '15 when everyone was obsessed with the idea of eating cum, though.
>>127152739IF NONE OF US BELIEVE IN WAR
THEN CAN YOU TELL ME WHAT THE WEAPONS ARE FOR?
list of good Death albums:
>Scream Bloody Gore
>Leprosy
>Spiritual Healing
that is all
>>127154499Now which member of Liturgy is this?
metallica are the cannibal corpse of what ac/dc are to death metal
>>127154521this but the opposite
>>127154530Incoherent post
Decided to listen to a random Klaus Schulze album and it turned out to be a complete and total dissodisaster. Next!
>>127154558this isn't /prog/ retard
>>127154551Actually an incoherent post this time
Kerry King is just the Lars Ulrich of Slayer.
>>127154523worse, anthrax
>>127154575Never heard of them, sorry
>>127154567Lars Ulrich is more famous though
Meganthraxtallica-odus - Reign in Flotsam & Jetsam
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LNyIhirtXUI&list=PLyQTOBNGx4PtWBIJwbqxhi3QbH_jijmlq&index=3
>>127154564Dissonance is metal
>>127154660"Dissonance" is just a euphemism for "sounds like shit" which is exactly what makes metal good \m/
>>127154730It's literally 8AM
Why didn't they get Blood Incantation or Electric Wizard for example at Ozzy's last farewell show
Probably because their music is too high-IQ for Ozzy fans
>>127154730Sleep well anon
I want to fuck riley pinkerton in the pussy
Transgender women are more metal than biological women
>>127154866Because they smell worse and they are stronger
Just made an extremely great post (again)
>>127154899Thank you simpsister
>>127154909https://youtu.be/PMI-cbNqIYI?si=jgbV-mgfrFGOkzTR
Why are you trans then
>>127154899Thank you simpsister
>>127154936Incoherent post
>>127154938Correct.
>>127154944They're loved here.
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>mogs most trannies
how did she do it tranny bros?
>>127154810>Ugly retard face>Mid bodyBitches only need to be not fat and you brownoids simp over them, unbelievable
>still no new The chats album announced
bros...
>>127154992She looks dumber with the stupid haircut tbf
>>127155132This has been debunked
>>127155204You post ug's bro.
>>127152739https://youtu.be/rpeRfomPD-I?si=bgvC9oT-ELGcnLEV
>>127155221Antisemitism has no place in metal
Atmosynth + a drum machine (already used in metal since the 80s) = honorary metal
We love our beloved atmosynth here, correct
I just roke up
Metal for this feel
>>127155235Not metal
>>127155244She jewish? There's better looking jewish women then that.
>>127155273Yeah true, would definitely only get with Madison Beer if I had to settle
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PxLbySbR_GQ
>>127155282Sussy tunes and posts.
>>127152739Is this metal
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=np-n5Es1xow&list=LL
>>127152739https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ukzh4TJORYU
This is running on empty
Tune review
Matthew always posts shit tunes
>>127155337I think you mean Martin but it would seem to make more sense to post the less-great tunes if trying to gatekeep while flexing taste.
https://youtu.be/KWeityWN7uM
>>127152739https://youtu.be/wOtF_o_jVU4?si=ec-sBbisRe21-VBI
>>127155455Ok she's like 9.5/10
>>127153419And he is constantly shilling his music here. Don't get why he thinks his tranny music would be accepted here
>>127152739https://youtu.be/Q6-4qpb1Dqo?si=VqAjfoHnnlr_EnW0
>>127155460Completely delusional.
>>127155695You don't be mean, you fucking guy.
>>127152739https://youtu.be/LhOmOoDzBJE?si=fzxKO4j8bYLXJ-ea
>>127155713If this is a reference to the "less-great gatekeeping" and the models being posted I think you are quite mistaken, saar
>>127155785Incoherent post.
>>127155762Picrel is a jewess.
>>127152739Not metal but still a good song
https://youtu.be/4mwlv995Tto?si=mZ6v19-G4nIe57Ig
>>127155809There is no gatekeeping of models here
>>127155826Thank you jeet sister.
>>127155832 I'm an Indian-American man but you are welcome
>>127152739https://youtu.be/BMvdHYfXwGQ?si=BQMTyhGFKXz5i3f6
Is Ozzy actually dead this time?
>>127152739Why is metal (music genre) so dead nowadays?
https://youtu.be/TdBRE8m8ZLM?si=JbHTbtyf4bRWrxcy
>>127152739Any metal with a similar sound to this music
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fDE09IlvGrQ
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LRFWkkIXBxM&si=q0ZigI3ITfsJ4nhO
What subgenre is this
>>127152739Wow, genius
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Har7vVJPmuU&si=gAmd8pA_r0eYDryD
Music? Saved
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eU1dNdQJy00
Finally some real music being shared here
>>127152739https://youtu.be/X7JHDBCaR0w?si=x2TCf7E4bU-pecCm
Just another spam posting all-nighter for our matthew
>>127152642 (OP)Limp Bizketa es en la casa
>>127156302*Martin
Limp Bizketa lmfaoooo
I killed Ozzy Osbourne because he told me to
>>127154903try Atavistic Insurgence bands, namely Eye of Sheperdess and Batilda
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Favorite Vothana clone? I'm rocking this right now
>>127153140Black Sabbath is rock, not metal
>>127156342i've listened to some RABM recently... people really listen to this shit? I guess high scores are only because of the political reasons, because the music itself is garbage
*is the new Pricne of Darkness*
>>127156419One of my stunt doubles
https://youtu.be/0yn8esRHugc?si=-F0lFIjQoYHdr8HV
>>127152739https://youtu.be/nExtA9Q3Yvg?si=eRyzHh1azMNPuE0S
>>127152739Is this metal
https://youtu.be/-tec2GyZaFo?si=y4S5Xk49xEp9LJBQ
>>127156446https://youtu.be/5uqZrNIgow4?si=04_VgSG8dyCGzWt7
https://youtu.be/6rsKsI4-82A?si=JbBYAJxNlgFzfZ4j
https://youtu.be/EizjODFohes?si=gE2_0ex5692pPP-u
https://youtu.be/xhX9nUb7xCU?si=KHJiQ194Os7djPlR
https://youtu.be/zlbME348kuc?si=syePtho8DaymiUNx
>>127156419>Pricne of*cocksucking
>>127152739Some actual "USPM"
>>127155762Looks North African
>>1271566105 hours of sleep and straight back to spam the board. You need to be cured, tranny.
>>127156630Cats are metal.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zvEWFjWfqiU
>>127152664>>127152695seems like the resident simp poster found his new crush
>>127156630but the last time i posted was in the previous thread
>>127152739https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fWcRUkHblkw
why don't you just make a /bleep/ thread and post there
>>127156661You're truly mentally-ill, and at least you don't deny being a tranny.
>>127156718no you all always say that just to be disrespectful and assholes like always and you do this to everyone
>>127156731not me but cute bunny
>>127154975Another Dave envier
>>127156404Seriously what is this gay ass shit
>>127156836>getting this triggered by an Absurd shirtguess I need to buy some Absurd shirts
>>127156849Do it. I hope someone fucking says something to me about one of my NSBM shirts.
>>127156875They'll just be a little passive aggressive bitch and write a shitty song about you
>>127156794>still no denial
>>127156836It's kvetching in song-form
>>127156395and yet they're heavier than the entirety of black metal
>>127156995yeah, but black metal is faggot shit
>>127156999did you mean hair styles? are you admiring his or?
Found a gem band
it's called Rฤzbunare, and it is basically Romanian Vothana
>>127156386
>>127156890jesus why even dignify that? itโs like if someone randomly asked if youโre a clown
>>127154954this is what i think of when i hear a term like Life Metal
>>127157280I think of two dudes kissing.
>>127157280>>127154954life metal is a genre?
>>127156875what would you say, anon?
>>127156652I used to think those videos were first created on 4chan
>>127157240You're correct. If I had a huge red nose and long shoes, and kept squirting a water gun in everyone's face, it would be too obvious to dignify with an answer.
>>127157331no. but if it was, Calestra is what i think it would sound like
>ERASE THEM
>TAKE THE GOLD AND BURN THE REST
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this is what i look like when i'm blasting
and you?
>>127157296that's black metal thoughalbeit
>>127157495You know that scene in American Psycho where Bateman is watching himself fuck while flexing his bicep? Like that.
>>127157131>basically Romanian Vothanahttps://www.myinstants.com/en/instant/its-like-puking-on-a-pile-of-shit-75287/
>>127152664>Castle RatHere's your "redpill;" Go back where you came from.
>>127155465>Don't get why he thinks his tranny music would be accepted hereBecause people on /mu/ have the worst fucking taste in music of anywhere on the entire internet. If his shit is garbage, people here are likely to dig it.
The current W.A.S.P. tour fucking rules. The whole of the debut album, with an encore of songs from the next 3. The Torture Never Stops was magnificent.
>>127157495I engage in dwarfare.
>>127152664Ask me again after I've seen them in October
>>127156386This album is pretty good. I thought it was a LARP since he's from Brazil but I learned that there's actually 2 million Japanese people in Brazil, the largest Japanese population outside Japan in the world and that he is actually Japanese
>>127155372Name of this whore?
>>127158026She is named after your mum
Ratskeleton
I can't believe Ozzy Osbourne killed Hulk Hogan
>>127157985No one gives a fuck what you think about music. You just live for standing in large crowds of sweaty men.
First Ozzy and now Hogan. We should do a checkup on Bongman.
>>127157447no mr high IQ I don't dress as a girl, happy?
Why do people still talk about bongman when he's been gone for years? Weirdo behavior.
>>127158383We miss him desperately.
>>127158328who are you exactly?
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>>127158383He was our equivalent of ManlyTears and he was fun to clown on.
>>127158158>>127158242>Hogan was also a musician, spending a decade playing fretless bass guitar in several Florida-based rock bands.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=arfW1IGetl4
Wow the simpshrew got real mad that I made the blasting post
You cannot possibly understand how good this is
https://youtu.be/rpW-X3jYjV0
>>127158766This sucks though.
>>127158383he actually liked metal and was passionate about it unlike other lolcows here
>>127158766>black metalShan't be listening.
>>127158766this is dogshit bro
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=R3SRMNR6-L8 heres something better
>>127158766there's several instances where they didn't even play in time within the first couple minutes lmao
no thanks
>>127158594nobody
it's the worst part
>>127158785You have posted this 3 times in this thread. Sort out your sleeping schedule m8.
>>127158933Take your meds lass.
I want to give a BJ to the tranime poster who rec'd me Nagasaki sunrise. But please shave and dress like a girl...
>>127158990I saw that post and bookmarked the band for another time. Good to know that kino will await me when I listen.
But please, write a normal human being post next time.
Thrash metal with lots of guitar solos
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IhR_DfKRPLc&list=RDIhR_DfKRPLc&start_radio=1
So they just blatantly rip-off Slipknot now? lol
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I'm listening to pic related. I downloaded an very high quality rip if anyone wants it.
Neighbour is blasting Am I Evil on a Thursday morning.
Just got up about 30 minutes ago. Blasting Am I Evil in the garage. All is well.
>>127159151you just roke up?
Listening to 200 Stab Wounds' discog all the way thru again.
>>127159281my condolences
>>127159281More like 200 Fag Troons
non-homo posters here love 200 stab wounds
>>127159328*heart reacts*
>>127158383He's our spiritual leader.
>>127158383he was not the tripfag we deserved, but the tripfag we needed back then
>Varg shitting on Ozzy
Such an attentionwhore
>>127159050*suspires*
Mega...deth
Im hurting bros, attacked on all sides it feels
Metal for a rally?
Varg's shitty band sold 10 million t shirts and 1000 albums.
Why does Scattered Remnant's Inherent Perversion EP now have more ratings on RYM than the album and demo and a review on MA calling it a "brutal death essential" even though nobody gave a shit about it before? Did some gay rapper/influencer namedrop it?
I spit on Ozzy and his corpse.
>>127159875I dunno but I have been seeing zoomers talk about it a lot lately. Probably got namedropped on some podcast they emulate their taste on.
>>127159988Sharon's having oz taxidermied and you can rent him out for parties
>>127153146>>127157698>thinking women are hot means you are redditjust admit you're gay. and Ive only listened to 2 of their songs btw
>>127160038Bill Ward drank so much he morphed into Boris Yeltsin.
>>127160038Weekend at Ozzy's
>>127160242watch Glen stick around longer than Ozzy
>>127160336Glen said for years he'd kill himself at age 30 and then he pussied out.
>>127158867>NOOOOO NOT MUH TIME SIGNATURES!!!kys faggot
>>127160027Makes me wonder what random dogshit you could get them to listen to.
im primarily a rap fan but trying to get into metal this is my favorite album so far
https://youtu.be/kpf8VFsEz8I i think its "troo koolt" or whatever the black metalheads say
>>127160496Grausamkeit of all things got popular for a bit on tiktok. So, they'll listen to any old dogshit as long as the algorithm pushes it.
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>>127152739Based
>>127160542Based
https://youtu.be/0p-NyGCEeN8?si=Y6I7__O6IiKCOLg4
>>127160527Nah buddy this is trve kvlt
a blonde glam homo with his traditional goth gf
straight out of how to train your dragon
https://youtu.be/vnmr3pucw7w
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>>127160599>obituaryBased
>>127160599is that a flatbrim i see
>>127160499dang ol meg a lo mart
>>127160624I need a gf that listens to black flag
Norwegian bm kinda sucks compared to most other countries
>>127160684I'll have a Muay Thai
>>127160599Can I suck on your middle finger
>>127156890>>127158594The catfag? yeah, he is
He admitted it two or three times over the years
>>127160724finnish and french is better
>>127160769I was trying to find his supposed faceless photo he posted years ago, featuring his midriff in girly fuzzy pink shorts (if I remember the color correctly), but couldn't locate it in the archives anymore
>>127159988for lubrication purposes, right?