Yngwie>Van Halen

Bailey>Yngwie>Van Halen

Hanneman>Bailey>Yngwie>Van Halen

Kisser>Hanneman>Bailey>Yngwie>Van Halen

At fucking what, donut eating contests? Because it certainly isn't writing songs anyone can remember

Bonehead>Kisser>Hanneman>Bailey>Yngwie>Van Halen

>>127156314 (OP)
There is no better. only favorites. That being said, EVH's music certainly connected with a lot more people than yingvae did.

>>127156314 (OP)
I can't count how many VH songs I can play in my head
I can count how many Yngwie songs I can play in my head: its zero songs

>>127156764
>>127158456

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=s9BD143JEzQ
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iiy1pdlRNM0
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zMr3pI6V_4o
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IdA12mUlYWw
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=L3IehYubnD4

>>127158753
never heard of any of them

>>127156314 (OP)
yngwee can only play sweeps, thats all he does, one trick pony, all his solos sound like

doodily ooodily doodily ooodily doodily ooodily doodily ooodily doodily ooodily doodily ooodily doodily ooodily doodily ooodily doodily ooodily doodily ooodily doodily ooodily doodily ooodily doodily ooodily doodily ooodily doodily ooodily doodily ooodily doodily

he's the Ned Flanders of metal guitar.

he was briefly famous in the early 80s when it was new to play sweeps and in his head he still thinks he's good when literally anyone can play sweeps like that

>>127158456
That's cause you're niggercattle

>>127162322
hi Yngwie

>>127158447
>EVH's music certainly connected with a lot more people than yingvae did.
Well yeah cause it's radio slop

>>127162395
>if a lot of people like it has to be bad
imagine being this retarded.

Inggay doesnt think EVH was "slop" why would you?

>>127156314 (OP)
Technically as a lead player yeah, but EVH was a much better songwriter. This is coming from some who loves Yngwie's output from the Alcatrazz debut until Facing the Animal.

Though I wish neither of them inflicted their lead vocals on us.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HMZALoDzj_Q
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZvH1Wl6J50Y

>>127162577
Kys yngwie makes more exciting songs than that boring faggot

>>127156314 (OP)
Generation Axe was a boyband but with guitars.

Yngwie is S tier but I'll take EVH
EVH's playing was dangerous and spontaneous and he didn't appear to try
all the other speedy players from that era were practiced, gay nerds (Randy Rhoads etc)
EVH is still at the core rock and roll

Overly complex music is boring and narcissistic.
If hitting notes fast is the basis of good everyone would consider that YouTube tranny the greatest. But his music is boring too.
Billy Gibbons, Angus Young and Keith Richards are all infinitely better musicians than Malm-berg.

Santana>Yngwie>Van Halen

>>127163180
you're trying too hard

>>127163611
Just being honest, Van Halen's overrated, Rising Force is far more blood pumping than Eruption, also Yngwie had better vocalists

>>127163651
you're entitled to your opinion but do know that most people do not agree

>>127163531
>Billy Gibbons, Angus Young and Keith Richards are all infinitely better musicians than Malm-berg.
>>>
You're an NPC faggot

>>127163673
Are you really gonna sit here and tell me that Joe Lynn Turner is worse than David Lee Roth?

>>127163679
Malmbergs music makes me feel empty. Like a NPC.

>>127163736
Try actually listening to one of his song's

jimi and blackmore say hi
seriously who gives a fuck on all this
there had been plenty of guitar players already by then
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vBLB9Gv0XB4

>top
Eddie Van Halen
Paul Gilbert

>mid
John Petrucci
Steve Vai
Joe Satriani
Tony Macalpine

>shit
Michael Angelo Batio
Yngwie Malmsteen

>>127164048
Kill thyself faggioso

>>127164048
those are all top
you're the only bottom faggot shit

>>127164048
>top
Herman Li

>shit
everyone else

>>127156314 (OP)
He’s like if Meatloaf played guitar and was also a insufferable faggot

>>127164089
>He’s like if Meatloaf played guitar and was also a insufferable faggot
totally exactly this

he is a fat psuedo-operatic pompous faggot

>>127164089
>>127164383
Retards

>>127158976
That just means you are a pleb

>>127158456
>I can't count how many VH songs I can play in my head
2: Jump and Beat It

>>127165247
Forgot Just a Gigolo

>>127165258
that's a David Led Roth song though

>>127156314 (OP)
Eddie and dimebag mogged him into oblivion.

>>127165769
>Eddie and dimebag mogged him into oblivion
You're tasteless

>>127166211
>yngwie fags calling anyone tasteless

Relevant

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=dx03IqdqDaQ&pp=ygUZam9obiBwZXRydWNjaSBzZWNyZXQgdGFwZQ%3D%3D

>>127166618
You're tasteless Panterafag

>>127156314 (OP)
Brilliant but one dimensional technical player who decided to use all that ability playing unremarkable power metal

>>127164048
>top
Eddie Van Halen
Paul Gilbert
Marty Friedman
Jason Becker
Randy Rhoads

>mid
Dimebag Darrell
Steve Vai
John Petrucci
Joe Satriani
Tony Macalpine

>shit
Michael Angelo Batio
Yngwie Malmsteem
Kirk Hammett
Dave Mustaine
Jimmy Page

>>127166964
You'd say he was the best ever if the only albums he ever released were Steeler, No Parole from Rock 'n' Roll and Rising Force

EVH put more spirit into one note than yngwie can put into a thousand

>>127167039
>J
>J Mascis

>top
Eddie Van Halen
Paul Gilbert
Marty Friedman
Jason Becker
Randy Rhoads

>mid
Dimebag Darrell
Steve Vai
John Petrucci
Joe Satriani
Tony Macalpine

>shit
Michael Angelo Batio
Yngwie Malmsteem
Kirk Hammett
Dave Mustaine
Jimmy Page

>ctrl-f "Allan"
>0 results
Plebs, the lot of you

Even the polyphia tranny writes better melodies than malmsteen

>>127158976
Because you have an entry level knowledge of rock. It's not something to be proud of.

>>127156314 (OP)
Malmsteen has a potential banger on almost every other album but his problem is he doesn't even use a band anymore. He programs the drums and plays every instrument himself, now he's decided to even sing. It all sucks so much

>>127167796
That guy is retarded, what did he ever do for the guitar community?

>>127167830
lol lmao

>>127163180
>sperg cope
lol. sure thing skippy!

>>127163651

>>127156314 (OP)
this is a controversial opinion only if you're a pleb or a retard. even when its poppy bullshit, yngwie makes it good. van halen is all radio-slop, and they're not even good at it. this is ignoring the fact that yngwie is a far better player than evh and had far better singers in rising force than either roth or hagar
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VPjqd8ThDMQ

Yngwie deserves respect just for the influence he had imo, Symphony X and Galneryus obviously owe him a lot, probably even Angra, to a lesser extent
Then again, his own stuff sometimes is so good it's not a necessity to consider his influence to realize he's great

I like Buckethead more even if he's a one trick pony

>>127168985
>t.normalnigger

>>127173510
>t.spergelord

>>127173580
Tasteless radio slopper, eat lead

>>127169430
Holy kino

> SS-tier
Guthrie Govan

> S-tier
Dann Huff
Steve Lukather
Michael Landau

>A-tier
Nuno Bettencourt
Richie Kotzen
Steve Stevens
Steve Vai
John Sykes

> Bum tier and I don't feel like thinking about it
Everyone else

>>127160983
He literally doesn't sweep.

>>127176952
>He literally doesn't sweep.
youre right, he cheats, Ive seen him in concert and he does all his arpegios with left hand tapping, his pick never touches the strings, because he's not good enough to sweep

>>127156314 (OP)
Sales - VAN HALEN/THREAD

>>127156314 (OP)
you're a fool
vanhalen more tasteful player AND can write songs
yngwie neither

>>127156764
Besides Panama and Jump, what does Van Halen have in terms of heaviness, besides Fair Warning? Meanwhile, (You) Don't Remember, I'll never Forget

Ok, here's the final one and this comes...*points to the ceiling*

>Ultimate gods tier

Criss Oliva

>people who play electric guitar

everyone else

>>127175094
>Dann Huff
based
too bad he eventually became a producer and helped to create some of the worst music known to man

>ctrl + f "impellitteri"
>no results
faggots, each and every single one of you
https://youtu.be/lI9qHyPZ8JU