Thread 127162250

GOLLUM

AND THE EVIL ONE
CREPT UP AND SLIPPED AWAY WITH HER

>>127162250 (OP)
Imagine how much better Zep would be if they replaced all of their blues songs with English folk and fantasy tunes.

BABY BABY BABY BABY BABY BABY BABY BABY BABY BABY BABY BABY BABY BABY BABY BABY BABY BABY BABY BABY BABY BABY BABY BABY BABY BABY BABY BABY BABY BABY BABY BABY BABY BABY BABY BABY BABY BABY BABY BABY BABY BABY BABY BABY BABY BABY BABY BABY BABY BABY BABY BABY
OOOHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

>Sing about what they like while parading around on stage shirtless and doing literally whatever the fuck they want completely and utterly unashamed
No wonder they piss people on /mu/ off

>>127162250 (OP)
NOWS THE TIME THE TIME IS NOW

>>127162466
I don't hate. Just think they indulged in blues too much. Coulda been kings of folk rock instead.

>>127162296
Their blues songs are comfy but yeah I agree they should leaned into folk rock more

>>127162296
yeah, I wouldn't mind more gallows poles and bron y aur stomps over boring shit like you shook me and I can't quit you

>>127162296
>Instead of stealing from black people
>Steak from white people

>>127162498
IV'E BEEN THIS WAY TEN YEARS TO THE DAY

>>127162530
>>127162296
Funnily enough Plant's solo output indulges more in the folk side

>>127162580
>>Steak from white people
four steaks?

>>127162296
Zep is a blues band at heart and their folk larp songs are usually their worst. They peaked with the first two albums.

>>127162533
Just the lyrics. Their take on the blues was amazing.

>>127162968
"steak" = steal + take

In the 90s people were always sucking off Led Zepplin now no one ever talks about them

>>127165207
they still do, just wait till page or plant croaks for shit to hit the fan
youtube will be drowned in "zoomer reacts to led zeppelin" videos

>>127162250 (OP)
its kino
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DBzuYNK95sM&ab_channel=LedZeppelin-Topic

>>127162250 (OP)
Led Zeppelin invented Midwest Emo https://youtu.be/GGsmyqIrZRo?si=KITy4ARBqEOpYRgV

>>127165207
They are too bluesy for zoom zooms and that’s a good thing

>>127165334
plant changed "boy next door" to "girl next door" for their shows
too late bobert, everyone knows your secret

>>127165419
>niggas cannot have male friends without being called faggots no more

>>127162296
Then you'd get Deep Purple.

>>127165207
The 90s were 30 years ago bro and they don't have meme songs like Queen or put into movies so the new generation can hear them.

>>127165584
God forbid we have to suffer through TWO great bands

>>127162250 (OP)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=d7n8GqewJ2M

New live cut from 75 dropped today. his voice is amazing. not so much anymore but so what?

>>127165746
>from 75
>his voice is amazing

>>127162580
I'm hungry now

This band was genetically engineered by time travellers to drive /mu/ utterly apeshit
>Dadrock
>Cock rock
>Boomer music
>British
>Extremely sexual
>"Stole" from wholesome comfy delta bluesmenerinos and some dogshit burger bands
>Sings about hobbits (not cool)
>Probably ripped another hole in the ozone layer with superfluous private jets
I dare you to name a single band or musician who triggers /mu/ more than Led Zeppelin

>>127162250 (OP)
ALL OF MY LOVE

>>127165207
Zeppelin missed out on a huge cultural zeitgeist by refusing to let their music be in Guitar Hero. Sure zeppelin is well know by a lot of people, but Guitar Hero was a LOT of kids’ introduction to rock/metal and older music
Jimmy Page didn’t want his music in guitar hero because he didn’t think the controllers could replicate his work

>>127162250 (OP)
Why did he and Page ignore JPJ after Bonham's death?

>>127162250 (OP)
OO MAMA

>>127162250 (OP)
Imagine that you are crawling on your hands and knees towards Mount Doom, when Gollum comes out from an outcropping and offers you a "brown drink" and a cassette with this Nic Sequeira song on it:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3ngVXg8W6K4

"Good!" he says. "Is GOOD! Sneaksies. Gollum likes to stench up the place. Gollum has a filthy secret! Your brown drink, it have a filthsy SECRET!" and then he absconds to Paraguay to become a billionaire philanthropist

>>127162250 (OP)
OOOOOH BABE BABE BABE BABE BABE BABE BABE

AAAAH TU TU TU TU TUTUT TURUTURTURUTRUTRUTRURUTTRUTURU! RABLME ON BABEY OH BABEY BABE IM GONNA GET MA BABEY OH YEHE YEAH YEHE YEAY BABEYBABEY MAMAMAAMA

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LzGBQerkvWs

>>127162250 (OP)
Led Zeppelin invented Metal:
https://youtu.be/Bo9SL-2jK0Y?si=myk2U2z7xSHKY8Ce

Midwest Emo:
https://youtu.be/GGsmyqIrZRo?si=KITy4ARBqEOpYRgV

Folk Metal:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RlNhD0oS5pk

Progressive Rock:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kW3xDZrlBQs

I fucking love them and if you don't you're being contrarian faggot.

>>127170785
based

>>127170785
They're great, I just wish the fans would stop pretending Preence is anything but meh

>>127170785
I could see how some people would find Plant's voice grating after a while but I dont get tired of it

I know you're supposed to have a led zeppelin phase but then not listen to them as much but they have like 6 amazing albums, it's really hard to get tired of them as opposed to most bands with 2-3 great albums and everything else middling

>>127170955
dude anyone gets tired of anything after a while. The good thing is there is a lot of music out there for when you get tired of something

SHUCK MY CORN THEN DO THE CHICKEN NOW HOBBIT MAMAAAAAAAARRRRRGH!

>>127165649
Immigrant Song definitely has meme potential.

>>127171160
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yLK9-p9V_70&ab_channel=MauriceDuplessis

>>127170559
shit tier bait
>>127170785
90% of their songs after lz2 belong to one of two categories:
1) pretentious, meandering folk that serves no purpose other than padding out the album runtime
2) what can only be described as heroin rock, where the rest of the band sloppily play random bullshit while plantpot sounds like he's getting his pooper obliterated by a rhinoceros after smoking a kilogram of hashish. fecal vacuum would be a more apt name for that band because shitsux

>>127171383
Led Zeppelin invented Rock Music because Rock was invented by whites. By the time whtie men invented rocks, nigs hadnt even invented the wheel.

>>127170912
Achilles Last Stand is a God tier song, and one of their greatest
Tea for One is absolutely beautiful and deeply melancholic
Nobody's Fault But Mine and For Your Life are terrific blues songs
the rest is fun, not great, but not bad at all

>>127172269
you jest, but cream invented hard rock which is the only rock that matters

>>127171383
shit tier bait

>>127165746
>not so much anymore
for his age, he sounds great. He knows his limits and stays within them but he has had a great solo career and still making cool music.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?app=desktop&v=Z4UD8DKAu04&t=0s

Plant ruins Led Zeppelin

>>127174392
No.
BABYBABYBABYBABYBABYNANANANANANAANANANANANANAYEHYEAYEHYEAYEHYEAATARATARATARATARATARTATARATRATRATMAMAMAMAMAMAMMAMAMAMAMAMAMAMAMAMA

It's grows on you. Fucking soulless faggot.

>>127174392
*Page

>>127173717
kino
his voice is weakening though

>>127174392
Definitely the weakest link.
Just like

>>127174392
Bonham

>>127174538
he was the sex appeal

>>127174552
so was plant. the frontman always has to be the most /aryan/ for the band to succeed and attract a female fanbase

>>127162250 (OP)
GOLLUM

>>127170977
I like a lot of their songs but I don't really like any of their albums as a whole and don't listen to them on their own.

>>127174563
>aryan
He was a bong

>>127175128
still the most saxon among these anglos

>>127171383
Opinion discarded. Contrarian faggot

>>127174538
Huh? He was the main appeal of his band.

>>127162250 (OP)
I RAMBLE ON SING MY SONG BABY BABY BABY BABY BABY BABY BABY BABY BABY BABY BABY BABY BABY BABY I GOTTA KEEP SEARCHING FOR MY BABY

>>127174563
very attractive band overall
most rock bands have a single good looking guy, two at best, and the rest is a bunch of uggos

>>127175779
Back when bongland had better genetics than today thats why the West has fallen

>>127165233
I feel like the Lori Maddox shit would drown out a lot of that

>>127165649
>put into movies so the new generation can hear them
Because they make licensing their songs cost a goddamn fortune so only Marvelslop is allowed to use them

>>127167855
2011 /mu/ could not handle a Zepp thread that isn't drowned with smug Costanzas

>>127167855
based cokehead satanic pedos

>>127165207
the reunion show in 2007 was the biggest event of the decade
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EYeG3QrvkEE

>>127167855
>Sings about hobbits
never once sang about hobbits. ringwraiths, gollum, the dark lord....but never mentions hobbits.

Why does Planty being a huge lotr nerd bother people on this board

>>127165584
Who are better overall

>>127181623
Because it's corny. Lou Reed was definitely right, the British shouldn't play Rock n Roll.

>>127181650
Singing about heroin is so cool!

>>127181681
Yes, actually

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SYivnN-aV7E

WON'T BE NO TUTTI FRUITTI NO LOLLIPOP
C'MON BABY JUST ROCK ROCK ROCK