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Anonymous No.127164535 [Report] >>127164896 >>127166459 >>127166841 >>127167751 >>127168070 >>127168080 >>127168110 >>127168168 >>127168319 >>127168370 >>127168988 >>127169026 >>127169098 >>127169137 >>127174625 >>127175158 >>127177871 >>127178807 >>127179015 >>127181161 >>127181525 >>127181543 >>127184986 >>127184991
Why can't they make good music?
Anonymous No.127164665 [Report] >>127164824
they do
Anonymous No.127164718 [Report] >>127164824
they have rammstein, that's more than most other yuro countries can say
Anonymous No.127164721 [Report] >>127165566 >>127167831 >>127170929
We need a start with the Germans chart like /lit/ has start with the Greeks.
Anonymous No.127164824 [Report] >>127168096
>>127164665
lol

>>127164718
they used to have tons of electronic bands/artists 10-15 years ago but they all retired or sold out
Anonymous No.127164860 [Report] >>127168898 >>127177851 >>127181210
Europeans outside the UK have always sucked at popular music.
Anonymous No.127164870 [Report] >>127165142
Beethoven was Dutch in ancestry and lived big time in Vienna.
Anonymous No.127164895 [Report] >>127166578
Keeper at the seven keys pt. 1 is great, Nightfall in middle earth is great, some krautrock records are pretty good, some synth pop songs from the 80s are nice to chill listening to, Kraftwerk has some great records...
Anonymous No.127164896 [Report] >>127165577 >>127166692 >>127181280 >>127184379
>>127164535 (OP)
>blind guardian
>scorpions
>avantasia
>kreator
>helloween
>accept

they made the best metal music, aside from usa
Anonymous No.127164920 [Report] >>127164935 >>127165543 >>127167749 >>127169316
127164896 British heavy metal is aeons ahead of whatever comes out of continental europe, cope.
Anonymous No.127164935 [Report]
>>127164920
euros make better electro than bongs tho
Anonymous No.127164997 [Report]
The Holocaust.
Anonymous No.127165142 [Report]
>>127164870
Dutch is German
Anonymous No.127165179 [Report]
Rammstein is the loudest heaviest concert I have ever seen by far. I have seen Metallica x 3, Maiden, Seputura x 2, Soulfly, Tool, Slayer x 4, Morbid Angel, Municipal Waste x 2, Nile, Hatebreed x 2, Earth Crisis, Madball, Sick Of IT All, Pennywise, Crossed Out, Black Flag, Circle Jerks and many more.
Anonymous No.127165543 [Report]
>>127164920
Brits should stick to plain rock, they have nothing on the Scandinavian metal.
Anonymous No.127165566 [Report]
>>127164721
This. Mozart & Beethoven should be required listening. Like, seriously, self-proclaimed music aficionados posting about "rock music"??? How embarassing
Anonymous No.127165577 [Report]
>>127164896
add primal fear, freedom call and powerwolf and you're right

bonus points for van canto for being a metal acapella that actually sounds good too
Anonymous No.127166459 [Report]
>>127164535 (OP)
ahem

https://old.bitchute.com/video/0x4gE3HwF5Pz/
Anonymous No.127166481 [Report]
Problem?
Anonymous No.127166578 [Report]
>>127164895
Literally nothing since the 90s. Except maybe for some grumpy old man punk from Hamburg.
Video unrelated
https://youtu.be/wNmnoyhbi8k?si=u11Tkdyx4O31tQj6
Anonymous No.127166625 [Report] >>127166629
Ton Steine Scherben - Wir müssen hier raus!

this track alone mogs 1/2 of Europe!
Anonymous No.127166629 [Report]
>>127166625
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9gHEhmhmjj8
Anonymous No.127166635 [Report]
Reise, Reise, Seemann, Reise
Und die Wellen weinen leise
>this is as good as it gets
Anonymous No.127166668 [Report]
Tocotronic – Wir sind hier nicht in Seattle, Dirk
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lVub2aQjJvw

early Tocotronic is awesome.
Anonymous No.127166692 [Report]
>>127164896
Running Wild also kicks ass
Anonymous No.127166841 [Report] >>127184898
>>127164535 (OP)
They already peaked with 18th and 19th century classical music, which is the peak of Western civilization. Now it's just wiggers and Turks. Music has already died as a serious art form, so it doesn't really matter that they're not relevant anymore.
Anonymous No.127167749 [Report]
>>127164920
>metal
>music
lol no
Anonymous No.127167751 [Report] >>127180734
>>127164535 (OP)
>he doesn't know
Anonymous No.127167831 [Report] >>127167904 >>127169501
>>127164721
The cult around Germans in classical has little basis outside of 19th century nationalist propaganda and Schenkerian autofellatio. None of the German composers do anything better than the Italians they were imitating, quite often they make it worse.
Anonymous No.127167904 [Report]
>>127167831
Every italian baroque composition sounds the same
Anonymous No.127168070 [Report]
>>127164535 (OP)
>Makes literally all the best Powermetal music
Anonymous No.127168080 [Report] >>127168764 >>127179015
>>127164535 (OP)
German culture inherently rewards conformity and mediocrity.
Anonymous No.127168096 [Report]
>>127164824
I am listening to this album right now when I saw this thread.

https://youtu.be/CtEO5xzyqZQ
sage No.127168110 [Report]
>>127164535 (OP)
why do you keep making gay bait threads?
Anonymous No.127168168 [Report]
>>127164535 (OP)
they made krautrock, that already makes them better than all but 2 countries
Anonymous No.127168319 [Report] >>127168386 >>127169064 >>127173185
>>127164535 (OP)
HU! HA! HU! HA!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=maFlRR-zt4g
>honestly, more bands should do the “bunch of singers and guy who only exists to dance thing”
Anonymous No.127168370 [Report] >>127170883
>>127164535 (OP)
uhm excuse me?!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IQHsRNd_Lew
Anonymous No.127168386 [Report]
>>127168319
reminder that this song exists because one man invaded hundreds, raped thousands and killed millions
Anonymous No.127168764 [Report] >>127179015
>>127168080
/thread
Anonymous No.127168874 [Report]
Germans invented and perfected noir jazz, so they're alright in my book.
Anonymous No.127168898 [Report]
>>127164860
What a horrible take, just checkout Spain, Julio Iglesias alone is carrying Europe
Anonymous No.127168988 [Report]
>>127164535 (OP)
Too much overthinking and high level autism for something groovy for the masses. And if they do go groovy, they just become gay. There's no middle ground.
Anonymous No.127168992 [Report] >>127184379
Modern Talking
Alphaville

heavily underrated and underappreciated music
Anonymous No.127169026 [Report]
>>127164535 (OP)
They can though, at least in techno
Anonymous No.127169064 [Report]
>>127168319
On a related note, wasn’t Rasputin also by a German band
Anonymous No.127169098 [Report] >>127169141
>>127164535 (OP)
>dozens of the biggest classic composers
>literally invented electronic music
>Scorpions
>Rammstein
I think you just feel that way cause most of the good ones sing in german and no one is willing to give those songs a chance
Anonymous No.127169137 [Report]
>>127164535 (OP)
Kill yourself. zoomer.
Anonymous No.127169141 [Report]
>>127169098
The Scorpions could play well enough but their songs were always bland and they had very little to say in songwriting terms.
Anonymous No.127169316 [Report]
>>127164920
brits haven't been relevant in metal since the 80s
Anonymous No.127169501 [Report]
>>127167831
>The cult around Germans in classical has little basis outside of 19th century nationalist propaganda and Schenkerian autofellatio.
Ironically, this post does exactly what it accuses "the cult around Germans" of doing: projecting some weird, insecure obsession with nationality onto music. It reeks of resentment, likely in reaction to the fact that Germans created musicology and built a canon around their composers; as did many nations in the 19th century, including Italy. The difference is, the German canon happened to be so rich and influential, that it gradually absorbed the best from other traditions too, by merit of course.
>None of the German composers do anything better than the Italians they were imitating, quite often they make it worse.
The idea that, for example, Frescobaldi or early Italians represent some unreachable peak of keyboard music, while Bach and Handel merely "imitated and worsened" them, is hilariously uncultured; straight up just tryhard contrarianism.
Anonymous No.127170883 [Report] >>127170906
>>127168370
too bad they became zion and putin shills....
Anonymous No.127170906 [Report]
>>127170883
>zion
based
>putin shills
yeah grim
Anonymous No.127170929 [Report] >>127175174
>>127164721
The Germans were good at form, counterpoint, harmony, melodic lines, voice leading, thoroughbass , timbre, colour, thematic development, rythmns
The British were good at creating music
Anonymous No.127173185 [Report]
>>127168319
MOSKAU MOSKAU
WIRF DIE GLÄSER AN DIE WAND
RUSSLAND IST EIN SCHÖNES LAND
HO HO HO HO HO HEY!
Anonymous No.127173414 [Report]
Only good music to come from Germany is from the great classical composers and maybe Nena for 99 Red Balloons
Anonymous No.127174625 [Report]
>>127164535 (OP)
A contemporary song that I like
https://youtu.be/BUE3V3zWY3E?si=aF3_zIiQUaJQc7fJ
Anonymous No.127175158 [Report]
>>127164535 (OP)
They do but they're not part of the 5 Eyes so they don't get selected to be part of "the culture" unless they fulfill a particular role for the people who control the media.
Anonymous No.127175174 [Report] >>127179441
>>127170929
>The British were good at creating music
The British were good at controlling the airwaves and print media.
Anonymous No.127177851 [Report]
>>127164860
France is pretty good
>Daft Punk
>Justice
>Air
>M83
>Gojira
>Phoenix
Etc
Anonymous No.127177871 [Report]
>>127164535 (OP)
They do.
Anonymous No.127178807 [Report]
>>127164535 (OP)
dude, Dieter Boehlein
Anonymous No.127179015 [Report]
>>127168080
>>127168764
>>127164535 (OP)
Retards, the greatest music ever composed is German. Pop music isn't music.

No album by any other country is better than Meistersinger von Nurnberg, you can cope but its the truth. German music is perfection
Anonymous No.127179073 [Report]
>Retards, the greatest music ever composed is German. Pop music isn't music.

>No album by any other country is better than Meistersinger von Nurnberg, you can cope but its the truth. German music is perfection
Anonymous No.127179146 [Report] >>127184379
I like listening to German techno and nodding my head to the beat!
Anonymous No.127179441 [Report]
>>127175174
The British were good at having citizens of Irish descent
Anonymous No.127180734 [Report]
>>127167751
Based Ikkimel enjoyer
Anonymous No.127180744 [Report] >>127180761 >>127181140
kek when I think German music it always takes me back to MTV Europe in the early 90s leaving me and my mates in stitches over Die Toten Hosen.
Anonymous No.127180761 [Report] >>127180769
>>127180744
>leaving me and my mates in stitches over Die Toten Hosen.
?
Anonymous No.127180769 [Report]
>>127180761
It means we thought it was funny
Anonymous No.127181140 [Report]
>>127180744
Hosen in the 90s were a bloated mess. State funded social-democrat Deutsch(punk)rock. Still had this weird cult following that was by then well settled in their social work and teaching jobs.
Seemed to play more on festivals "Gegen Rechts" and in opera houses, then in regular rock venues.
Ah right, he also married one of our Burgtheater actresses.
Anonymous No.127181161 [Report]
>>127164535 (OP)

They do: Blind Guardian.
Anonymous No.127181210 [Report] >>127181233 >>127181383
>>127164860
Bongs have never produced a decent composer, they’ve made no mark on the highest form of music
Anonymous No.127181233 [Report]
>>127181210
Yeah, sorry about that, we were too busy conquering the world.
Anonymous No.127181280 [Report]
>>127164896
>>blind guardian
Past their peak
>>scorpions
Yes
>>avantasia
Saw them featured in 3 major festivals and in all of them 50% of the audience always left by the time they started playing.
>>kreator
Turned to pseudo death metal, past their revival prime and lately Mille Petrozza has been bitching alot in interviewes being an asshoole to other bands.
>>helloween
Barely play
>>accept
Yes
Anonymous No.127181323 [Report]
most of their good music isnt in english. personally im a big fan of sperling n shit
Anonymous No.127181363 [Report] >>127184215
They make some fucking amazing hard techno, some of the best in the world.
Anonymous No.127181383 [Report]
>>127181210
They produced remarkably few fine artists too. Their most well-known composer (Handel) was actually German. Kind of strange how little cultural output "Great" Britain produced until the 20th century.
Anonymous No.127181525 [Report]
>>127164535 (OP)
>produced some of the finest composers in classical music
>made some of the best synthpop, industrial, and techno music out there
>invented krautrock
I don't know what you're on about.
Anonymous No.127181543 [Report] >>127184379
>>127164535 (OP)
They haven't produced anything worthwhile after Wagner, but their electronic plus the Krautrock movement is god-tier
Anonymous No.127184215 [Report]
>>127181363
Like what?
Anonymous No.127184277 [Report]
I can think of a good band which happens to be from there.
Anonymous No.127184379 [Report]
>>127164896
>>127168992
Germans make kitsch. All of those bands are case in point. It's a land of people who have garden gnomes in their lawns.
https://youtu.be/RF-rFx3yVzA
https://youtu.be/k5CVC7c0BKw

>>127181543
I'm not an opera aficiando but I caught a performance of Wagner's Ring cycle operas and it really did have some trance-like effect on the audience.

>>127179146
>I like listening to German techno and nodding my head to the beat!
And I better not see anybody not doing it! We need some ORDNUNG around here!
https://youtu.be/X1scd4tgehU
Anonymous No.127184405 [Report] >>127184474
Nothing more American than finding a random German band, playing it at someone who doesn't care and then saying "yeah its German" for special kid points.

Which describes every "fan" of Rammstein
Anonymous No.127184474 [Report]
>>127184405
They do that to every German here. "Oh I like Rammstein." I'm popular with middle-aged German women because I'm like Blumchen is way cooler than Rammstein. "Zu know Bluuuumchen means a small flowa."
Anonymous No.127184544 [Report]
I pity the Germans though. Whenever they travel they have to hear people saying "Du Hast!" at them. Oh does anyone like dungeon synth? I figure they might be able to corner the market on that. It's all about the garden gnomes:
https://youtu.be/zNPJb-1aoZY
Anonymous No.127184864 [Report]
Because they are WOKE and ban FREEDOM.
Anonymous No.127184898 [Report]
>>127166841
Turks have decent enough folk music though. Don't get why they don't adapt more of that sound rather than make basic ass drill
Anonymous No.127184986 [Report]
>>127164535 (OP)
They made one of the most demented dance-pop anthems of all times, Dubi Dam Dam (2005). It was the only decent track on Banaroo's World (2005). The follow-up album was even worse. But that first anthem is a masterpiece.
Yeezy No.127184991 [Report]
>>127164535 (OP)
Luftaballoons was cool
Anonymous No.127185867 [Report]
https://youtu.be/oXLcJzoelhA?list=RDoXLcJzoelhA