Total Simp Destruction edition
FAQ: https://pastebin.com/vHeAR1Bt
Old: >>127246165

>>127255112 (OP)
Not a simp but women do simp for me, correct. Agreed

Real blastings

metal \m/

Jute Gyte mogs

>>127255133
nah

>>127255152
Yeah sorry lass

>>127255147
>mogs
Makes obscenely gay songs? Yeah i agree

>>127255112 (OP)
REAL BLASTING (OF THE BEST WATAIN ALBUM)

Arch Enemy

>>127255136

>>127255191
More like 'Arse Enemy'

This might be the best techdeath album ever

techdeath sucks

Devin "The Moth" Townsend

>>127255136
run to the light was pretty damn good but it wasn't on the level of the skull (immaculate album) so i'll check out their debut again

>>127255245
If you don't like techdeath, you're unironically just not smart enough to get it.

>>127255231
Corpsevomit? Seriously?

>>127255202
>not Arse Enema
It was right there and you didn't take it

>>127255231
Sorry but Gorod exists. Only their albums may be considered for best tech death ever.

>>127255307
The Skull was p damn good bro I'm really glad I listened to it same with that St. Vitus self titled

former Crypta/Nervosa guitarist tried to start an OnlyFans. It has failed.

Nervosa > Crypta btw. I think if Total Simp Destruction is the goal, we need to completely destroy Napalm Records record label. They've just been churning out talentless "all-girl" bands who play songs written and recorded by a bunch of male middleaged corpo execs for like 10 years now, and only Jinjer and UtA are even tolerable.

Name a metal girl who doesn't have a man writing her songs for her. Kittie... maybe? Those songs are too male-obsessed to be written by a man.

>>127255339
>The Skull was p damn good bro
glad you liked it m8, i'm probably going to listen to vitus' debut EP again after psalm 9

MORRIS DAY AND THE MOTHERFUCKIN' TIME

>>127255310
>Archspire

>>127255377
Their first two albums are lesser known and are a lot better actually

>>127255314
lol, you're right

I skipped the obituary gig to tend the garden and pet my cat

>>127255270
>>127255362
Cope

I love when mid bands just keep working for years until they become really good

Yo hop on the Cytube

The Shit ov Varg

>>127255504
Correct

>>127255471
fuuuuck i can't right now, i've still got trouble going man

>>127255529
K how long do you have left in it?

>>127255540
25 minutes give or take

>>127255471
I'm in but no one else is

HEIL OZZY

>>127255349
>Name a metal girl who doesn't have a man writing her songs for her

>>127255136
blasting Regurgitation - Tales of Necrophilia

>>127255593
based

Artist: Darkthrone
Album: Panzerfaust
Song: Beholding The Throne of Might

>And destruction upon the holy man
>Who hails a jew

>>127255593
that's not Obscura. post her band

Oranssi Pazuzu, Viscera Infest, etc

Not off to a good start

Why is /metal/ so dead today?

Let’s keep asking why the threads are dead instead of discussing metal music

You know, fuck this I'm posting not-metal now because woman have no role in music except eye candy. There are exceptions, but hella rare, and all are dykes.

I'm talking bitches who can shred like Mustaine, drum like Peart, bass like (the Testament guy idontmember), etc. etc.

Here's a girl who writes her own songs and holy fuck can she play guitar. I've seen her live a few times. But she's a new york dyke and owned by a SuperPAC, so beware.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5kSVEkP2ueE

>>127255737
>>127255762
who have you been simping for today?

love me stenchcore
love me funeral doom
love me death/thrash
love me deathgrind
love me norsecore
love me raw bm
love me war metal
love me caverncore
simple as

Any Zeke chads here?

>>127255798
Not a simp but women do simp for me, correct

>>127255471
we're listening to trouble's debut album get your asses in here

>>127255826
you mean chimp, right?? ;)

Jannies working hard I see

>>127255839
All you play is diaper and doom metal. Boring.

>>127255899
That's the point, it's a d00m containment zone

>>127255785
No point in putting in any effort to have a decent discussion about metal because it will be drowned out by an ocean of low effort spam. I only still check this thread because I'm a total loser and usually just reply with a blasting and fuck off. It's almost like allowing mentally ill spammers total freedom drives away good posters.

>>127255928
It's almost as if there's a clique of spammers and the janny is running things

>>127255826
so you ask a female friend (mom) to approach women and simp for you? fucking creepy family

>>127255936
You can see in this very thread how Ratthew spam is allowed but the second someone tries to advertise (also against the rules) it gets deleted.

>>127255899
late at night a few of us blast extreme metal, hardcore, and one guy keeps putting pop music into the queue

>>127255938
No it's as simple as social media influence

women ruin everything, including this thread

>>127255999
True, Janny is a 39 year old woman

>>127255999
No, they really don't. Get a grip

>>127255999
They would be powerless without simps

>>127256034
Got a 30-day ban years ago for posting their lyrics lmao

Spider - The Singles Collection [2011]

>>127255713
>that's not Obscura

Not sure what you mean, pal. That is indeed Obscura.

>>127255112 (OP)
metal is the worst shit ever

>>127256046
Oh, thanks simp

>>127256054
Not a simp, but women do simp for me.

Metallica - Greatest Hits [2001]

>>127256053
No it's not. Be quiet

>>127256053
>"metal is the worst shit ever"
>says this in /metal/
hey now hold on just a cotton-picking second...

>>127256077
Nice one simp

summoning heccy
summoning krusty
summoning kpopfag
summoning the ghost of bongman

>>127256106
Not a simp, but women do simp for me.

>>127255995
whatever you say, pee-wee herman

Woman is the ______ of the world

>>127256142
Incoherent post

>>127255826
stop spamming/flooding retard
put this shit in my filter list

>>127256143
Ruler
>>127256162
Low self-awareness

hard blasting proto-metal

Good evening Matthew

>>127255814
Just as I thought, cringe general

>>127256143
>women is
Good morning

>>127256170
>>127256220
>https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Woman_Is_the_Nigger_of_the_World

>>127256220
>he doesn't know

>>127256203
*Martin

>>127256208
Inherently

>>127256203
*Mateo

Kill yourselves.

What is the metal equivalent of Shinji jerking off over Asuka's unconscious body

>>127255136
Any slightly irritating metal?

https://madteo.bandcamp.com/album/madteo-for-moscas-nts-show-9th-october-2019-guests-madteo-impey

>>127256257
Impressively godawful post

Median IQ of this thread: 75

>>127256257
Desecration - Gore & Perversion

I'm a famous metal musician.

i just roke up
*posts non metal song*
haha
*simp posts*
i'm not a simp but girls do simp for me
haha
i just roke up again
*posts random lyrics from a song that isn't metal*
haha
*spams the same image over and over*
thanks i'll be here all week

>>127256295
you forgot "it's my birthday today bros"

>>127256281
yeah but the mean is closer to 150-180 because my IQ is 420

>>127256309
Post high IQ albums smarty pants

Sleep Token
Ghost
Knocked Loose
___________

>>127256315

>>127256295
>round of applause
>another guy walks in
Dude I love what the band did on this album, anything else like this?
>crickets

>>127256321
he said high IQ not high estrogen

>>127256321
man.. I had memoryholed just how gay glam metal was.

Dave "The Megadiaper" Mustaine

>>127256034
The band members were so stupid they didn't know how to spell "ground"

Hope the new album isn't a complete and total Megadookie disaster like the previous few...

>>127256318
Ratthewcore

>>127256331
you need a very high IQ to understand that album and every facet of it

>>127256354
There is no "Ratthew"

I like Ghost but Sleep Token is a no for me

>>127256352
I WANNA BE AN ASTRONAUT
I WANNA, I WANNA, I WANNA

>>127256376
Sponsored by Megapampers

>>127255136
the BEST thrash album

>>127256139
They're in the metal cytube
Feel free to join us, we're listening to the newest Trhä at the moment

Heil Hanneman

I'm sitting in a puddle of my own balls sweat
Whenever I adjust my position, my balls slosh around in a puddle of my own making at no fault of my own
It's so fucking hot I can't stand it anymore
metal for this feel?

>>127256456
>we're listening to the newest Trhä at the moment
this is a lie

>>127256474
..... that's balmy how are you sweating, it'd actually be kinda cool and you might put on a jacket

>>127256315
Different guy but this one

>>127256487
Expected this to be a 16°F joke which would be freezing but yeah 60°F are you a goddamn reptile or something lmfao

>>127256369
>t.Ratthew

>>127256048
Did Steffan troon out? I'm not in on the joke here.

>>127256519
Hat

Warmasta

>>127256510
I just know that above 10c and below 20c is spring time weather

>>127256004
Shut up. I wasn't complaining. Maybe I like people who ruin things. This is /metal/ after all.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=83zPG4aCyqk

to whoever who rec me tits fuck you

>>127256577
Old English lettering is always a red flag for me that this album will sound like diarrhea

>>127256474
you need to lose some weight jimmy

>>127256526
Teeth

>>127256577
not a fan I presume

I used to blast this album one summer all the time during night runs, I forgot how great it is, especially track 8
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BRHpdPmDu7o&t=1834s

>>127256577
this album is based, sorry for your shit taste
>>127256593
you're also a fag

>>127256352
TSTDATD > Dystopia
>better riffs
>more fun
>Dave contemplating his own death always brings out his best (tout le monde)
>shitposting song to mock ethots
>Dogs of Chernobyl is top-tier MegaDave
>grew on me over the years, unlike Dystopia which I only care about Poisonous Shadows anymore
i dont care what anyone thinks

>>127256639
They're looking good yeah thank you

>>127256257
Any hector tier slop

>>127256577
filtered

>>127255136

>>127256577
That album is utter garbage, listen to the saint vitus demo

>>127256577
This album is good. I love the snare. braided into palsy is my favorite song case you happen to give a fuck

>>127256702
I've always wanted to see the uncensored color version of that photo.

Chuck "(formerly Sneed)" Schuldiner

>>127256777
gay

>>127254050
Not exactly atmospheric, but perhaps the s/t EP from Japanese death grind band, Multiplex?

fuckin hell what is Japan doing? I don't know if I like this or not, and I need a YouTuber to tell me what I think
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=teRgh01Xb1U

>>127256808
I just call this miscellaneous metal. Just a jumbled mess of whatever.

>>127256808
symphonic part is too corny kinda killed my interest right away
the rest just sounds like mid metalcore

Top 3 metal bands
Judas FUCKING priest
Death
idk but FUCKING SLAYEEEEEER
and Motorhead, everyone loves FUCKING Motorhead

>>127256889
>everyone loves FUCKING Motorhead
I have come to ruin your statistic

>>127256889
this is a Maiden general, newfag

>>127256659
unreadable scribble band logos are just better
simple as

>>127256889
Limp Bizkit
Deftones
Electric Wizard

Just a reminder that my demo is finally scheduled to be released sometime late 2026, stay tuned everyone!

Cool album

>>127256983
Try to get on J-dawg's label

>>127257034
I'm looking for something a little less mainstream, sorry Justin

>>127256423
MOGGED

Finding out pharmacist used that Andrew Lee YouTube guy on their albums has ruined them for me somewhat. Their first album is their best. Shame on you for putting out slop jdawg

>>127257075
Have you even heard Ripped to Shreds? Nothing mind blowing but respectable death metal

>>127255136

Discharge

MY PAYLOAD

weed metal containment center

Motorhead

>>127256983
>late 2026
Does it really take that long to release something so generic?

>>127257075
calling Andrew Lee a Youtube guy makes you sound like a retard.

First it was the bomb
Vietnam, Nepal

>>127257493
What the fuck else is he? Was he a ripped to shreds guy first? I just started listening to metal two months ago guy

>>127257493
True. You should be calling him Andrew Reeeeeee.

>>127257561
I didn't even know he had a channel and I've been listening to Ripped to Shreds for years, and bro only has 6k subscribers so yeah I'd associate him with his bands firstly

Immolation

>>127255136
awesome!

Varg Vikernes was raped in a prison cell in the cold winter of '94

>>127257705
Shalom.

>>127257705
I do not believe that is true.
Do you have a source for such a ridiculous claim?

>>127257803
The leader of the metal mod cabal (the cat) hard at work

Castle Rats

Slipknot by Iowa

>>127255147
He's okay if a bit of a cringelord

>>127257705
This is a defamatory, libelous lie. Varg is a master of self-defense. He heroically fought off the crazed rapist Euronymous in the Summer of 1993.

>>127255136

>>127256034
My old band sounded like them

>>127255136

>>127257942
HEIL

>>127255136
Listening to this one again for the first time in YEARS.

>>127258000
do you like it?

>>127258012
Very much. For whatever reason I always remembered it as typical USBM of the Judas Iscariot type but that's not the case at all and I'm retarded.
Now it feels like war metal to me more than anything else and I love it.

Grand Belial's Key

Judeobeast assassination > Mocking the philanthropist > kohanic charmers > kosherrat

>>127258075
vocals are the best part imo

>>127255136

>>127258075
Yeah they have Beherit vibes, not like Judas Borescariot at all

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HjtYq16awUQ

>>127256172
only song i skip on this album is The Park

>>127258152
The bass really sticks out to me compared to almost all other black metal but the vocals are definitely sick as well.
>>127258169
Really good comparison. It's like a serious Drawing Down the Moon.

Is this song metal?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jOIqkdSWiXE

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pzhsCer1kRs

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OF-z-_E5_Fw&si=cZHpPQ4xg2UxaTH9

Okay is this song metal

>>127257942
based.

lindsy kimble

>>127258508
for me? its john kimble

Why

What kind of metal would Kim Jong-Un listen to? I think he'd be a Castle Rat fan personally

choose. there is only 1 correct answer

>>127258548
He likes the funny music videos during his long breaks lol

Yes, hello sir, this is the based department.? We are calling to let you know that the newest Castle Rat music video has just dropped

>>127258549
I choose to not listen to kamelot

99.9% of metal is terrible dogshit

>>127258570
didnt know we have a raging homosexual among us

Blackened symphonic brutal death metal reigns supreme

Women in happily committed relationships lurking /metal/ for laughably terrible posts and not stalking my distinctly good posts while in their happily committed relationships, and also listening to Madball's beatdown hardcore magnum opus: Hold It Down

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Kqq3NqVCU1E&si=7Y0TIlDZA9pr86Kt

>>127258651
Not metal.

>>127258659
Sounds like Pantera though, a great metal band

>>127258578
For me, its the 0.1%
\m/

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oW1ciAvn_VM

Devin Townsend

Quickscoping metal

>>127258734
LET THE BODIES HIT THE FLOOR

>>127255136
Katie w/e her hapa name was

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=shrWLMu7d7c&si=cgmRtUipdTnWbJVs

Bloodywood is what I listen to in the restaurant washroom after a steaming hot curry

>>127258075
Fun fact this album was released in 1999 but was recorded in 1995. Many were influenced by this, early Teitanblood was basically just Demoncy

Very cool

Garlic fondue

PAGAN FEEEEAAAAARRRRSSSS
THE PAST IS ALIIIIVE
THE PAST IS ALLLIIIIIIIiiIIIIIVE

>>127259761
No it's not. Be quiet

>>127259621
Reeeeeewind

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OVA-VBcQqS8&si=vSGk6cuIv2od1LaS

Wow

>>127255136
sick

RIP Ozzy

>>127255136

>>127255136

>album gets recorded years before getting released

>>127255112 (OP)
What're some bands/albums that sound like early Exciter? Especially songs like this:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5gUjQFT60vw
or anything with guitar playing like the solo in this:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8sSoU4oABfQ

>>127260333
It's called "pulling a George Lucas" in the industry

>>127260471
Have you tried THIS?

>>127260471
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MLjZGb-yFP8

negroid metal

>>127260731
For me, it's the Jewish-Freemasonic yowl.

>>127260731
a.k.a. just metal

>>127255136

>>127260920
I think this is Running Wild's best album

>>127255136
https://files.catbox.moe/p1hudu.webm

any recommendations for ISLAMIC black metal?

>>127261080
>t. hasn't listened to Blazon Stone

>The fire in my mourning soul
>Burns all my feelings to the ground
>And all my hope has gone away
>I simply will decay

>>127255136

Why was Brazilian metal so fucking extreme in the 80s?
They’re heavier than the Germans. I thought bands like Sodom and Kreator were tough until I heard this. It’s on another level.

>>127261643
Pure huemonkey aggression

>>127261643
80s Brazil had a badass military regime

>>127261643
It was coming out of it actually.

>>127261736
Meant for >>127261701

Listening to mystified göetia in a sauna

>>127261643
hard conditions forge the right mindset to create hard metal

Ever wonder why so much 'black metal' sounds like synth-laden carnival music? Because there are too many people who want to create black metal, but simply don't have enough spite to do it authentically.

>third world metal reflects the harsh conditions they live in

>>127261865
>scandicuck metal reflects the privileged cis white male conditions they live in

>>127261871
Based rich Scandichads vs poor virgin thirdies

>Mongolian metal reflects riding horses on the steppes, eating steak, and drinking unpasteurized milk

>>127261806
>>127261871
Thank you favelamutt sister

>>127255136
grave more like groove

i dont think i'll be listening any further into their discography

>only 87 posts since I blacked out drunk like 10 hours ago
lol
lmao

>>127262005
This you?

>>127255136
The best death doom album of all time just turned 29 yesterday

>>127262162
>death do
That's just shoegaze with harsh vocals

>>127262162
Not much death or doom about it, though I do like it

>>127262162
>The best death doom album of all time
Is almost 32

>>127262223
My Diapered Bride sucks poopy juice

>>127261960
post hand

>>127262237
Retard
All their 90s albums are classics

>>127262223
can't tell if the cover is a face or someone praying

>>127262278
It's a copious amount of bird shit on Batman's torn up cape

>>127261806
then how come we get good metal out of rich regions like US and Europe and no good metal comes out of Africa and Bangladesh?
No metal coming out of the Gaza strip right now

Are these threads good again yet? Been waiting months.

>>127262333
/metal/ was never good

>>127262343
It was pretty good before a couple particular spam artists took up residence and never left.

>>127262316
Pretty sure you need basic essentials like food and water before making riffs
Not getting blown up to pieces by heavy munitions everyday would be nice too

Need a sneed metal rec for this road rash feel:

https://files.catbox.moe/yt2mot.jpg
https://files.catbox.moe/5e0633.jpg

Currently blasting Betwitcher https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iqOEsgzxcrw
Also heil Ju7e Gy7e

>>127262333
Loving Every Laugh.

>>127262353
We've always had schizo lolcows
H just doesn't know how to do a gimmick change because that is his actual life

>>127255136

Ah okay so they're still shit, thanks for confirming.
I'll check back next month.

>>127262368
Why did your pimp beat the shit out of you?
Thought you were good at sucking dick bro

>>127262373
remember he's never here btw, doesnt post here 24/7, its all just delusion he says

>>127262385
>bro
Post left unread and hidden immediately.

>>127262392
He even lurks when banned

>>127262398
>He even lurks when banned
True, he can't evade, once banned hes never seen again. >>127218381

>>127262395
thank you avatarfagging sister

>>127262395
Image related.. how?

>>127262414
You have a static IP address

>>>/wsg/5938515

>>127262417
>>127262416
Its a contempt reaction image evoking a feeling of calm correction and dismissal. If you really want a metal image then fine, I'll still to pure metal artists like Timberly.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=C8xL6IUsJ8o

>>127262419
>in my mind, it was real

>>127262449
>implying the IRC mod cabal doesn't know where you live

>>127262417
he wrote a Satanic poem for piano in 1903
bit of a stretch, yeah

>>127262466
I'm still waiting for them to show up to my house with Adam and his army of Antifa supersoldiers.

>>127007096
>>123033429

>>127262482
Bandcamp has your home address kek

>>127262466
>>127262496
>you're not incognito!
No shit. Even if you use VPN 24/7 someone will be able to track you down.

>>127262519
skill issue

>>127262496
ok... keep me posted.

>creates a metal archives account just to add himself and submit corrections
>https://www.metal-archives.com/users/jute

>>127262562
>Jute Gyte
>Metal newbie
checks out

>>127262562
Reasonable, there is no other reason to be on Metallum, unless you want to talk to retarded old men discuss the three headed hydra of tourism.

>>127262576
>Reasonable
It wasn't authentic
It wasn't organic
He wasn't discovered
He wasn't appraised
He literally insisted upon himself

>>127262588
I couldn't care less about having a third party make your MA page, Iass.

Nickelback is unironically more metal than Ghost. Even Dave Matthews is heavier than Ghost

>>127262610
Ok, but who asked?

Where’s the music discussion?

NU
>>127262699

NU
>>127262699

NU
>>127262699

NU
>>127262699

>>127262364
but according to the poster I was replying to that kind of conditions lead to the hardest riffs
Gaza black metal should have the most insane riffs ever, their Jew hate would be through the roof for it.