Sneed Metal Edish
Road Rash Subedish

OLD: >>125279215

FAQ: last.fm/user/Only_Perception

first for djent

>>127262709
Didn't think there was a single person one this general who liked djent.

I just found out everyone hates Can I Play With Madness

>>127262752
It's the worst track on Seventh Son

OSDM for this feel?

>>127262699 (OP)
OLD: >>127255112

biggest embarrassment in metal?

>>127262818
Glen Benton.

BLASTING

>>127262818
David Vincent.

>>127262818
Pozzy Jewbourne.

>>127262716
overhated subgenre desu
luv me Leaders, me Spanner, 'elix Nebula, Plini 'n Toska
'ate Chon, Intervals, Periphery, Polyphia 'n Vildhjarta
simple as

yngwie malmsteen is a genius

>>127262856
>-coreshit vocals in djent
WHAT WERE THEY THINKING

>>127262856
Whats the logic behind liking Plini but hating Chin and Polyphia kek?

>>127262826

This is like if Kvelertak kept going making interesting music rather than pivoting to dad/buttrock

>>127262860
Yngwie is one of those few 80s musicians that kept his quality through the 90s and deserves massive credit for that, now I don't know if he did it through the 2000s as well because production went to the drizzling shits and I refuse to hear 1000 notes per second through a blizzard of reverb

>>127262860
Unironically good album with great songwriting. People think him as a shredder, but that album is just peak songwriting

>>127262818
Hector

>>127262914
He has released banger songs post 2000s

One of his best songs in fact:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=l1OAebPfQQ0

>>127262914
>>127262917
>after his firts album he utterly sells himself making popsloppery for the sole purpose of fame and money
>kept his quality through the 90s
Why is shredd1t so retarded?

Seventh son of my wife's seventh son

>>127262933
Go away hater

>>127262938
Rising Force was his only good album, the rest is the equivalent of the black album or Supercollider.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nBWrRuJ0a4g

>tfw blasting Iron Maiden in the computer lab while playing slime games
take me back

>>127262955
All of his 80s material is solid.
His 90s material is extremely solid, especially Fire & Ice and Seventh Sign. Even Alchemy from 1999 is solid.

2000s "War to End All Wars" has probably best and gnarliest Yngwie guitar tone:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SJjRRrz4UIo

Extremely underrated composer overshadowed by his guitar virtuoso fame

Too lazy to get ciggies bros...

Where do I start with Profanatica?

>>127262985
Marlboro Gold my man?

>>127262968
>Manoslop repetitions with incoherent middle east intermission melodies
>His 90s material is extremely solid
The only decent thing he wrote after Rising Force was his Concerto. Everything else like what you posted was complete dogshit pop music.

www.youtube.com/watch?v=nBWrRuJ0a4g

>>127262826
IN THE BEGINNING OF TIME THERE WAS DARKNESS, WHILE I WAS RESTING IN MY MOTHERS WOMB I SOON BECAME A PART OF THE LIGHT WORLD. YOUNG IN BODY EVIL AT HEART.

>>127262998
>>127262968
Wrong link.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=J3wtJkTpPG4

>writes a Magnum Opus
>calls it Magnum Opus
this fucking guy

>>127262998
His middle-eastern intermission and intros are fucking beautiful

This has one has intro and outro:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sVTUuXz0FH

Fucking beautiful and extremely heavy song

>>127262928
>Yngwie is only mindless noodling bro!
>could make a setlist of only sing-a-long pop songs
unfortunately perception is reality. I can hear the dry production here, I remember War to End All Wars and Parabellum being straight up unlistenable
>>127262968
I like the stuff but it sounds dry and a half mixed demo at the same time, I wish he'd pull his head out of his ass but I know it won't happen at this stage of his life

>>127262933
>>127262955
>>127262998
>started in Steeler, a pop band
>continued in Alcatrazz, a pop band
>Rising Force was asked of him by a japanese label, while in Alcatrazz, because they knew it would sell
>went solo, this is the first song of the album https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iiy1pdlRNM0&list=RDiiy1pdlRNM0
I'll tell you why is shredd1t so retarded, because you saw only his Far Beyond the Sun videos and called it a day

>>127263012
broken link:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sVTUuXz0FHk

Anyway. He is a genius, maestro, pioneer.

>>127263006
>song called fugue
>not an actual fugue
big phat PHONY

>>127263042

>>127263019
Based Nips forcing the doughnut addict to make real music.

>>127263042
Yeah, but its still a nicer piece than any of the popslop he made otherwise.

I still need islamic metal recommendations...

>>127263064
it is haram to riff in Islam.

>>127263068
Only for sunnis

Guys I need extreme metal albums/bands where most of the songs are in E standard. Ready? GO :D

>Time Machine
>Time Machine (Wayne's World version)
what's the difference

>>127263085
One of them is bussin

>>127263010
Imagine how stupid he would have felt if he made something better a few years later

>>127263083
The only answer, downtuning is only needed for hacks.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1L9WYtd9swc

>>127263057
>he was consistently good
>he sold out!
>no he did what he did from day 1
>yeah but it's not the stuff that I like
if you got nothing better to do than whining about music you haven't even heard, even after you got exposed, then go listen to his catalogue. You sure as shit missed instrumentals you'd like

>>127263070
even in shia musical instruments are haram if used for entertainment
It is illegal to riff unless it is riffing for Allah only

>>127263107
Uh....yeah, thats why I asked about Islamic black metal, silly

>>127262860
BTFO by Marjorie J. Wallerstein

>>127262874
Got me.
>Whats the logic
Not much. Some of that was just scrabbling for names that I remembered liking or disliking, from a quick library search and/or off the top of my head, to fill the meme format.
I made the Uncle Tosin image circa 2016, when pic related dropped. I've been here too long.

>>127263114
>Man O War

>>127263098
He did sell out to make popslop, Rising Force was the only good album he made and the existence of his other popslop bands is irrelevant because their are plenty of other musicians who make random terrible shite in their other bands while continuing to make real music in their main band.

The only thing exposed to me was that Malmsteen needs Nips to tell him what to make.

>>127263109
black metal would be literally Satanic
while Christians would believe that Allah is Satan, since in the Qur'an Allah refers to himself as the greatest of deceivers, Muslims would not, and so black metal would be blasphemy to a point of killing someone over.
Islamic thrash could be a possibility perhaps, if you found some Iranian shias willing to make thrash metal in the name of Allah

>>127263140
>Black metal is inherently satanic
Terms change. This meme is autistic. Pagan black metal exists, even disregarding that. The scope of black metal has expanded significantly.

how would riffing for allah sound like?

>>127262989
He doesn’t have a lot. Just start at the beginning and listen to it all

>>127262989
You start with Havohej's first album (it's all Profanatica material idk why he released it under the different name).

>>127263150
https://youtu.be/Pz2aKjXO9ds?si=XG7yaCQOvrurzCrT
https://youtu.be/SYCMCbfKzLc?si=sCMQOIYbzqEpUNzY
Maybe this

Does /metal/ like HM2s?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lRY31OYV7CQ

>>127263150
Riffs are haram.

>>127263159
sounds like shite

>Heavy Metal/Doom Metal
pioneered by Christians
>Thrash Metal
pioneered by a Jehovah's Witness and a Christian Scientist
>Death Metal
pioneered by a Jew
>Black Metal
pioneered by Satanist LARPers who later became Neopagan LARPers

>>127263182
Oh...

Still waiting for sneed metal recs for this road rash feel:

https://files.catbox.moe/yt2mot.jpg
https://files.catbox.moe/5e0633.jpg

Currently blasting Chapel https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4PiEiKd36GM

Also is this the most repetitive genre in metal?

Hindus, Buddhists, and Muslims are incapable of creating new metal genres

>>127263201
What metal genres are there to even create post-2000's? It was a running leddit-tier joke even back then to talk about ridiculous granular subgenres.

>>127263193
I blast this whenever I go 100+ MPH
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=i_mShznjV70&list=RDi_mShznjV70&start_radio=1&ab_channel=LOUDNESS-Topic

>>127263208
who knows, each subgenre was probably created out of a new sound when nobody thought there was anywhere left to go I guess
then there's sub sub genres
Melodeath was pioneered by vegans, that's basically a religion

>>127263092
OK nevermind

>>127263159
wtf im looking at

>>127262818
Me.

>>127263114
Man those videos are so cringe, no coincidence he filmed at wacken, the perfect festival for posers who only listen to slop and shitty power metal and know 2 slayer songs (and act like they like them)

>>127263165
nobody responds to me because i dont shitpost >:

>>127263089
Yngwie is such a genius that he has kept the rest of his discography at precisely the same quality.
>>127263114
>oldass iFunny watermark
HEIL

>>127263242
post underrated Slayer tracks
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=a9g-O5vWZlY&list=RDa9g-O5vWZlY&start_radio=1&ab_channel=Slayer-Topic

bros she's kinda cute.....

>>127263092
we uptune here

>>127263255
>she

>>127262818

outside of Yngwie, who plays metal on Fenders?

>>127263273
don't mind still would

>>127263280
hello?

>>127263253
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=p-0OcHH7or4&pp=ygUbc2xheWVyIGFnZ3Jlc3NpdmUgcGVyZmVjdG9y
>inb4 m.
I'm at me mum's place

English Black Metal with Punkriffs Reigns Supreme

>>127263297
alright
I just couldn't think of any others, I usually think Gibsons, Ibanez, Jacksons, ESP, or BC Rich axes
with a few who played on Deans

>>127263114
>scorpions
>power metal
wot?

>>127263140
I'll take "Who is Iblīs?" for 616 AED

>>127263208
You're a ridiculous granule, you fucking guy.

I think my favorite sneed metal acts are Chapel, Joel Grind, and Bulldozer

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZbSpB7C1KLg

>>127263213
100+ in your car I assume?

I kinda like electronic music when going fast, Teitanblood-core is also gud for me. I think electronic works well because its really repetitive and keeps a steady groove the entire time, when your going fast you aren't going to be paying close attention to what your listening to.

Used to really like this track for fast back when I was into blackened thrash heavily:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qBnhx7N1y5Y

>>127263255
/metal/ icon

>>127263220
>pioneered by vegan
ULTRABASED

>>127263369
Blackened thrash it not a real genre.

This is awesome.

Black thrash does not exist.
Satanic Speed Metal DOES exist.

Learn the basics and git gud @ metal

>>127263400
Its more real than first wave """"black metal"""".

https://youtu.be/RVYNWuQPcTk?t=20

>>127263417
Sounds like satanic speed metal to me.

>>127263385
qrd?

>>127263429
>satanic speed metal
Doesn't exist, lyrical content is not worthy of a genre. Also thrash and speed metal are different genres, not as different as some genres, but different none-the-less.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uTWADRcAjak

This is by far the best DSBM I have heard in years.
The cover looks like blackgaze or emo but it’s not, just traditional depressive BM
https://youtu.be/OkWUlTBPXvY?

>>127263446
>Doesn't exist, lyrical content is not worthy of a genre.
whaaat? what are you talking about man, sex metal is a completely legitimate genre

>>127263446
You don't make the Rules.

War metal

SATANIK SPEED METAL >>> forest screamo >>>>>>>>> dissodreck

I've realized for a while now that Teitanblood's Anteinfierno is like an extreme version of blackened thrash, there really should be a new microgenre for this style of music, and before you reply - nah, war shital is completely different.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bvZOsAlmgro

Why can't they just give me an entire album of this? Why can't others replicate it?

>>127263482
Why are you obsessed with this garbage

>>127263482
>Why can't others replicate it?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HW0qMw-UmU4

https://youtu.be/dmFzT_BtVLk?si=xHPCm1ravWuocaAE&t=272
name one metal track that goes harder
protip: you can't

>>127263473

>>127263513

>>127263511
Utterly ear-less, as expected from a Beherit fan.

https://youtu.be/xMCGzKL2w4I?t=100

>>127263507
Better question is why aren't you obsessed with Teitanblood-core.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nOuL1S2rKkA

Needs way more more guitar feedback, vocal layers, and cymbal crashing though.

Throw some death metal albums with great basswork at me please. I like pretty much all varieties of DM.

>>127263434
There is no QRD its just a random person

Teitanblood is a one trick pony

>>127263596
I thought you said you didn't post here anymore.

>>127263589
load of progshite incoming

>>127263597
War shital is a zero trick pony.

>>127263618
If someone says they don't post on a certain board anymore, that holds about as much weight as saying you don't fap anymore

>>127263417
if Bathory is not trve first wave black metal, then why did 2nd wave all try to imitate him, even to the point of having solo avtist projects that didn't do live performances, and the move from Satanism to Neopaganism

War metal babes owe me sex

>>127263596
>>127263618
xhe used to post here?
are there any cock pics he's mad cute

>>127263482
Every band pho poses with their hair in front of their faces are faggots

>>127263628
Their aesthetics/presentation are on point

First wave is "black metal" in the sense that Steppenwolf and Jimi Hendrix Experience are "heavy metal".

>>127263640
>misfits
Poser

>>127263641
I only post here every few months

>>127263634
>bunch of non-music related babble
The only thing even tying Bathory to black metal are the vocals, musically he shared more with Motorhead and Manowar than anything black metal.

Random post-punk related acts from Iceland were more black metal than Bathory ever was.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TX8ps2_hrvI

This guitar tone makes my brain tingle. https://youtu.be/sZTH05z3BLo

>>127263660
>lofi production
>single avtist metal project
>lyrics about Satan and then Vikings/Paganism later
>simple song structures and riffs
>shrieking vocals
the only things missing are tremolopicking and blast beats picked up from grindcore, and corpse paint that they took from Mercyful fate

>>127263681
do you have more pics anywhere?

>>127263706
>>lofi production
>>single avtist metal project
>>lyrics about Satan and then Vikings/Paganism later
>>simple song structures and riffs
>>shrieking vocals
Literally none of these define black metal.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OQah3B1fTog

>>127263706
Most of those things are trappings of the music, not the music itself. And "simple song structures and riffs" is hardly applicable to the entire genre, even if many Darkclones exist.

>>127263578
Because it's not music

The Fray - How to Save a Life

>>127263717
I could post a vid of xer talking, unironically hes a complete dude, like the kinda guy you would hang out with as a friend, its hilarious.

>Some guy in India hears one OSDM song
>He hears the same thing your mom would hear—Incomprehensible noise and gurgling
>”you know what, I could do this and make money off of it!”
>Calls a couple friends
>”don’t worry bros we don’t need to know how to play, I’ll go get us the instruments. You just show up tomorrow at 1 to record the album”
This is how Tetragrammacide was born

>>127263717
I intend to keep them for myself

>>127263685
The lyrics are so fucking cringe

>>127263740
>like the kinda guy you would hang out with as a friend
idk bro i think id do a little bit more than that with those delicious dick sucking lips
>>127263749
wtf there's no way that's the same guy

>>127263758
It isn't...its just some guy. If i posted myself i'd be self contradicting

>>127263746
Back in 2000s my DM band first demo had like serious fanbase in South East Asia and we got constant emails from them in broken English praising the demo. Half of the 200 copies were probably sold there, they are true fanatics dedicated to the DM lifestyle

>>127263721
DIRECT QUOTATION
>If a band cultivates and worships death, then it's death metal, no matter what KIND of metal it is. If a band cultivates and worships Satan, it's black metal.
Euronymous

>>127263765
well that's lame and boring
how hung are you?

>>127263767
>Euronymous
Irrelevant loser that was busy making Venom covers and Brazilian style thrash before he met Snorre.

>>127263778
6'0, 6 3/4 inches.

black metal used to be my castle
and then i found dungeon synth
and then i realized my castle had another tower i hadnt discovered...

>>127263767
why would anyone care about what some dead gay fat communist said 40 years ago?

>>127263791
cause second wave came from the scene centered in his record store.

Gorgoroth

>>127263766
Ever heard Thorns of Hate? They're from Malaysia. Probably the best thing I have heard from SEA

>>127263746
More like they listened to Teitanblood, Portal, and maybe a small bit of some Incantation/Immolation. Overall it has very little to do with OSDM. Their last album is borderline straight up dissoshit.

https://youtu.be/pGxZStM_ooc?t=205

>>127263788
>6 3/4 inches
nice

>>127262935
Seventh son of my wife's boyfriends seventh son
BLASTING:
I AM A DWARF AND I'M DIGGING A HOLE. DIGGY DIGGY HOLE. DIGGY DIGGY HOLE.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cEVjnOS92lA

>>127263816
https://youtu.be/P2fmZ2C2CdA?si=DJPxek3K6W45wfhs

>>127263822

>>127263578
I like this

DIMMU CONCERT UPLOADED. ONE OF TEH BEST:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3engkQcmeAM

Dark Funeral shit though. Wacken hasn't got a fucking clue. Anyone know if King Diamond is still playing tonight?

Panzer Division Marduk

>>127262989
Thy Kingdom Cum is the best album so start with that and then work backwards from there because everything after that album is ass. Then listen to Dethrone the Son of God by Havohej at some point.

>>127263863
King Dogshit dying would almost be as beneficial to the world as Pozzy's death was.

>>127263837
https://youtu.be/O9H4aj-lrF0?si=WNNItFqzF5tieTie

>>127263884
You're just jelly. Why arn't you playing Wacken then?

>>127263885
i see it as exchanging favors
the butt is a no no doe

BLASTING. LOVE THIS ONE! SOUNDS REAL TO ME!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gIinewNChvA

>that one time Phil Anselmo did black metal

Gun's'N'Roses (3 songs) coming up. Whoopie fucking doo https://www.magentamusik.de/wacken-2025-livestream#line-upo:

>>127263951
will it be Mickey Mouse cringekino again?

>>127263841
Teitanblood-core is a beloved microgenre here. These guys could use a better producer and the vocalist isn't equal to BC or TB, still bretty gud though. I'm highly anticipating their next album tbqh, hopefully they improve in the right areas.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NwHMBFZyKPk

>>127263901
>WACKen
Only normalfags play live, and only the worst bands of all are invited to this shitfest of a festival.

>>127263969
New Malthusian in a few days

>>127263962
I think Wacken has made a complete mess this year. Tomorrowland streamed everything live on Youtube with no bullshit, and stuck to their setlist. Wacken is into these 'surprise' acts and fucking around with the setlist. They don't have the Magenta Musik link in their Youtube channel and it appears it's €7 PPV, but is actually free. This 3 GNR songs is weird also. Will never goto Wacken.

>>127263985
Dimmu have been the best this year. Some of the less well known BM bands have been great also. Midnight good earlier too. If you goto those festivals that have that kinda attitude, expect to be ripped off and not treated well though. That's my opinion also.

>>127264028
>Dimmu have been the best this year

Any of you posers got this on their hard drive? Been scouring the web to find it

>>127264036
Dimmu was great last night. I saw them live in like 2011 or something and they've improved as they've got older.

Axl with his normie haircut. WTF.

>>127264059
>normie
you mean middle-aged wine mom

>>127263994
Sounds like they fixed up their completely awful production at least. Was never a full fan of these guys thoughever, OSDM style writing where it just seems like you go from riff to riff start to finish without any sort of structure or build up. Nor do they have that sense of ecstatic energy that Teitanblood-core has, more similar to Portal and stuff like Abyssal imo.

>>127264068
He does look ridiculous. At least Bob Geldolf still looks like a rocker. 3 songs replay also, probably from that €7 PPV. Fuck that. Free or nothing.

>>127264070
>>127263994
Also Antediluvian, another band I don't particularly have any fondness for.

>>127262826

did you wear your battle jacket and combat boots to school every day? did you call people who didnt "posers"?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lZ0vsxAla_g

Has AI gone too far? Sounds like classic Sabbath, especially the first song

>>127264120
This is even more offensive than what the Serb posts
Good job, faggot

>>127264049
No one cares about the performance of a 9th rate memeband.

Are you new to this general? Pozzy's death was a benefit to mankind, but a detriment to this general.

>>127264128
>Replies 20 seconds later

You didn't even listen it before you started "ah bloo bloo"

>>127264129
This general didn't even know about Wacken until I posted the livestream link last night. I guess metal isn't that big in Israel lol :)

>>127264139
Don't even need to hear AI slop to know it's shit
fuck off

>>127264149
Then get the fuck out of this thread

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WyUkYrKTaDM&pp=wgIGCgQQAhgB

>>127264156
How about you post something made by an actual human fucking being instead of something that consumes more gallons of water than it takes to wash your ass

>>127264147
>This general didn't even know about Wacken
Because Wakken is surface level normalfaggotry full of shit bands no one cares about such as Dimmu.

>>127264149
Correct.

>>127264114
Why don’t you reply to my post so I know you’re talking to me? I don’t own a battle jacket or combat boots, but I sure do like your boots yee haw cowboy

>>127264120
I think some AI is cringe for sure, and this is cringe. Basically they're trying to capitalise on Ozzy's death with fake AI shit.
>>127264128
Excuse me, I post good AI metal that is non-offensive. Maybe you're a dog owner? Hope you keep it under control in public? Thank you for your attention to this matter!

>>127264038
DO ANY OF YOU POSERS HAVE THIS SAVED TO YOUR HARD DRIVE AND I WOULD LIKE TO LISTEN TO IT THANKS

>>127264224
>>127264038
Sorry, was searching my hard drive for it and then waiting for the upload to finish, here it is:

https://files.catbox.moe/xl31ud.mp3

anybody here ever listen to Anomaly (MKE)? picrel is pretty good techdeath but i havent listened to their other stuff yet

I hate you mealer assholes for making me like this band. Except for the drummer, they're literally everything I hate about metal, but somehow they make it work. Not in my top 50 even, but still worth and i hate that i like this shit.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=t5pobBaJlv8

>>127264245
That isn’t funny

Nile

Fuck the Wacken cunts. No King Diamond it looks like. His wife streamed on Twitch a few years back. He has 5.4k followers and no activity there either. Terrible communication all round from the germans.

>>127264287
I beg to differ

>>127264245
TUNEEEE!!

>>127263994
Been looking forward to this one ever since it was announced and the two singles are good, love everything they've done but this EP I come back to all the time

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jfgb15jodD4&list=RDjfgb15jodD4&start_radio=1

>>127264292
>Last King Diamond album was released almost 2 decades ago

The band is still active?

>>127264170
Im the author of the AI chatbot that made this album and I concur, your mothers ass does need lots of water


>>127264260
I listen to your mothers wailing in the background while I shower, does that count?

where is the classical influence in metal? post examples.

>>127264196
poser

>>127264369
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=r-J_KXCz_m8&ab_channel=Scorpions-Topic

>>127264369
There isn't any unless you're listening to something released on Shrapnel Records

>>127262874
Idk but I spent a reeeeal long time thinking he was Korean kek

>>127263453
The longer I listen to metal the more I appreciate quality drumming. It really elevates this kind of music. I don't think this sound would work without a good drummer. That's probably why bedroom slop Depressive Black Metal all sucks

>>127264361
100%. Last Mercyful Fate tour, they played one new song, and even then the song wasn't finished and people in the chat didn't really like it. They've got lazy, and they should let Michael Denner back in the band. Andy LaRoque is decent in KD though, but still, they are taking too long for new stuff in general.

>>127263757
All lyrics are cringe.

>>127264369
Have you not heard Blood Fire Death by Bathory? Jeez

>>127264384
Ich bin eim de pousier? NEIN


>>127264431
No one cares kill yourself

>>127264450
Fuck off poser who didn't know Wacken was on

Stupid fucking zoomers shitting up the thread

>>127262826
I want to go riding but my leg is so feking stiff from my road rash, this is almost as bad as pineapple.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JvOVDfI1mgg

>>127264449
facts, but it's also up to the listener.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rvYn45PfdcY
Have a really shitty day and suddenly Slayer lyrics change from edgelord faggotry to the deepest shit you ever heard.

>>127263685
Asphyx always had good tone.

>>127264449
Correct.

vocals are just another instrument. no one knows the lyrics.

Band: Кpoшкa Heтoпыpь и Maлыш Mёpтвaя Гoлoвa
Song: Aнтapктичecкoe пpoбyждeниe фюpepa (The Führer's Antarctic Awakening)

>>127264500
Not your blog.

>>127264500
Road Rash great game. I have the 2 PS1 versions.

>>127264469
You’re Wacken your father off? I know that was on your to do list but I didn’t know that as well thanks

>>127264541
Eh they’re a big part of how seriously the band apply themselves. Also the band photo. If they look like hipsters with a troon doing vocals that’s all I need to infer the musical content within.

>>127264538
Great production all around, but that's also what stands out the most about them.

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=DyDfgMOUjCI&pp=ygUVYmlsbGllIGVpbGlzaCBiYWQgZ3V5

Can't stop listening to this. Except for that last part, wtf is that shit.

>>127264480
Why don’t you go zoom in on your shitty little basement on Google Maps my guy

>>127264469
See >>127264589

Asphyx? More like ass fix.

>>127264565
Your general, my choice.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=12gztGYfhuM

>>127264602
Wouldn't really say they had great production, but it wasn't Scott Burns tier, thats for sure.

>>127264608
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=V67Mx_gu3lU&ab_channel=Sebser

>>127264469
I hate live gigs/festivals. Just drunk fucks

>>127264608
Terrible, why can't popsloppers just listen to real dance music?

Ass fix? The opposite of ass break.

>>127264617
You need more lube Eric, will do

>>127264647
You probably listen to Raspberry Bulbs unironically

>>127264625
*shows you into a locker*

>>127264625
Some of them are alright if there's not that big of a crowd and the band plays well. But yeah, I hate the crowded ones with drunk/drugged up fuckers too. I've stayed sober at concerts, and sometimes it's better that way.

This could have been a King Diamond song

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QpqLcK-1Qx4

>>127264657
>I've stayed sober at concerts, and sometimes it's better that way.
Fake news

>>127264646
You talking about that 2000s Euro-euphoric trance music, buddy?

Are any of the regulars even here today? It feels very different than usual.

>>127264683
Why do you post in a metal thread to discuss semantics such as what bra your sister wore or some shit, just post metal music and discuss it or go deep dive in another thread you weeb/dweeb

>>127264678
Based hair metal! Love this!
Also good stuff:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XGbs5jz3V44
>>127264679
I actually have multiple times. You remember more of the actual performance.

>>127264713
Forgot link

https://youtu.be/jA8yPk7C37c?si=mm0O8Y5X9wndHlfG

>>127264713

>>127264715
You actually have cognitvally dissonated out? We know

>>127264683
I've been here for years. I listen only 80s metal

>>127264721

>>127264713
>semantics such as what bra your sister wore or some shit
What the FUCK did he mean by this?

>>127264732
>cognitvally dissonated out

>>127264683
>I’m not getting the attention I’m accustomed to

Unriffs don't even exist

>>127264750
The album that started black metal

>>127264715
Memories are for posers

>>127264732
I know there's alot of mental illness out there. Hope you get the help you deserve *thumbs up* :)

>>127264793
Yeah, but if you get really drunk, you can't remember a fucking thing about the concert, so there was no point in going in the first place kinda thing :)

>>127264770
why do you say that

>>127263684
>punkfaggot makes a claim on metal through niche one-off song or release
Many such cases!

>>127264755
That wouldn't even be correct to say, but I'm more concerned with the fact for some reason people are talking about 80's metal which is normally a completely dead topic, and also the general lack of total asshurt that usually permeates the general from past arguments.

I mean there wasn't even an assblasted post about the tranner being posted, normally that would be enough to drive like 30+ posts of arguments.

Its not awful mind you, but its not /shredd1t/, its more like.... /metal/

>>127264812
Though several experiments I have determined they aren't real

>>127264827
Incorrect, Snorre invented black metal, however I just noted that random post-punk bands were more musically akin to black metal than Bathory were.

>>127264754
I’ll put it in laymen terms…

Point on the doll where he touched you


>>127264784
This album started black metal, prove me wrong

>>127264831
finally an attractive woman gets posted for once

>>127264784
>>127264856
>The album that started black metal
Not a single black metal riff on the album, newIass.

Without Bathory - No Burzum, No Mayhem. Your little norwegian genre would not even exist without the pioneering efforts of a Swedish man

>>127264838
thinking intensively about metal uh

>>127264879
simping for beautiful women is still simping

>>127264796
Thanks, I’ve been finding the genital mutilation therapy very therapeutic and it calms my nerves.


>>127264809
YUH


>>127264831
Write your thesis on why you can’t get any sex instead, this is lacking in culture

>>127264799
he looks like he really hates Kaevum for some reason

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NMUDDahChbM&pp=ygUbc3BlZWR5J3MgY29taW5nIHRva3lvIHRhcGVz >SPEEDY'S COMING, YOU LIVE IN HIS HAHHHHHHHTTT

>You probably listen to Raspberry Bulbs unironically
If you don’t like this you just don’t like music
https://youtu.be/xyVtTgCPMg4

>>127264912
>I have autism edition

>>127264853
>snorre4.jpg
Post left unread and hidden immediately.

>>127264887
Without Motorhead - no Bathory, No Burzum, No Mayhem. Your little Swedish genre would not even exist without the pioneering efforts of a British man

Motorhead was the real first wave of black metal.

>>127264901
You are 100% without a doubt a newIass as well.

>>127263766
>>127264625
>>127264735
>>127264907
>[Deleted]
What did speedbro do?

>band is very influential but is mid at best

>>127262826
SADHU SAATANA :-DDDDD

>>127264881
Pace ‘Til Death has the best riff in metal, prove me wrong

>>127264972
is this war metal?

>>127264969
Metallica

>>127264967
He said something bad about a metal band that everyone loves to congregate over

>>127264973
>Pace ‘Til Death has the best riff in metal,
Incorrect, that would be this:

https://youtu.be/NRhsLILfdHw?t=847

>>127264967
Nothing, hes deleting his own posts to draw attention to them.

>>127264969
>band is very influential but is complete fucking dogshit

>>127264901
Sorry that happened to you. You have to rise above it though :)

>>127264999
Nice trips but you stand corrected, this is:
https://youtu.be/eU6yfK_rIvw?si=E9OJwDsz7hCCosqk

>>127265020
How? It seems like everything I do is just futile, you know? Like pissing in the wind

Zeke
based

>>127264980
very similar but they're sorta their own thing, leaning in on sex penis grindcore crust influence

>>127265028
>generic bedroom BM
Glad to see the fresh batch of newIasses also have terrible taste.

>>127265013
meds, you can't delete 2h old posts.

>>127264799
TAKE HIM TO THE VET!!!

>>127265064
>meds, you can't delete 2h old posts.
He deleted them 2h ago, you just weren't looking.

>>127264683
hi Jackie

>>127265047
Start doing your own content and call out stuff. Dogs and their owners annoy me mostly in this day and age, cause they cause attacks and they're stupid. Find like minded people and join together to fight for a cause. It does make a difference. Fight the metaphorical war, not the battle.

The female singer from Brothers of Metal is basically Lagertha from the Vikings tv show:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=v5yYMjU8xDg

>>127265080
I have determined this to be a woman because of the longer torso, women have no legs. That is my final answer.

>>127264431
No one but 12 year olds listen to Mercyful Fate, please go back to your containment board


>>>/s4s/
>>>/s4s/
>>>/s4s/

cuck metal

>>127265143
HEIL DEICIDE

>>127265082
What is content? I have severe and crippling autism so I can only comprehend things like black metal. But as I said I struggle to comprehend much, including your metaphorical war or why you’re so passive aggressive. Maybe try fingering your munthole, I heard it relieves tension.

>>127265130
Correct. We love women with no legs here.

>>127264799
It's obviously a wasp sting, he'll be okay

>>127265131
I think you'll find you're wrong :)
>>127265176
Passive aggressive? Me? I've been nothing but nice to you. I'm nice to everyone, apart from the obvious haters, and then I always win :) I'm also the one who gets 3 day bans for nothing from this board regularly. I even wrote a song about it :)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DazxaKYHWgY

booba metal

>>127265131
>/s4s/
we can't right now the board is temporarily taken over by ebil :(

>>127265212
Im not reading your munthole thesis on why you need more copium

>>127265230
Well, stay stupid then. Not my problem sir :)

>>127265212
I don’t know your identity since you’re Anonymous, but if I knew, then I’d get someone to let their dog shit on your doorstep… Thats the worst song I’ve ever heard in my life, please choose the safe option of overdosing…

Jute Rizz

>>127265249
Ok Mr Nutter. Be sure and keep it on a leash, and remember, dogs shouldn't really be allowed indoors anywhere at all. They're an outdoor creature, kinda like sheep, goats, cows etc, although dogs are the worst out of all of those, cause they're not natural animals. They're mutants, which is probably where the term 'mutt' comes from:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QL-n_HqYPxA

New thread

>>127265267
>>127265267
>>127265267

>>127265275
Whatever munter go write a blog post about it

>>127264984
Made all the thrash scene play more like them after kill em all then again with MoP (this time shared with Reign in Blood albeit) and then they influenced the next 15 years of radio rock with the black album. And honestly? No skips

>>127265338
The tide is turning :)

>>127264906
kek

>>127264608
>that last part
It's probably another song from the record. Ruining the single with a commercial for the record has been a nigger music tradition since the 90's - they always do it when they know the astroturf fix is in.
>off top of head, Missy Elliot vids always did that shit, even in the middle of the song
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kYKI8tAELXY

>>127263798
Because of or despite of?

>>127264943
>Motorhead was the real first wave of black metal.
They played rock 'n' roll.

>>127263255
>>127263385
I need every picture she ever posted of herself on her old bandcamp. I got to worship her.