Thread 127272211

xinyu giving me the strap because I wet myself in the cage

michi angel

this is how somi feels towards her dad

oogie best chink
by a lot too

>>127272220
who is she so i can find and breed her before some slimy ceo sinks his evil hands onto her

>>127272220
love junwhi
more?

chat is this real

Lisa's solo career is criminally underrated

Did "I WANT IT" flop?

>>127272234
fuck off brown

even the nuguest of nugus have more smv than faker himself

>>127272230
sex noona

>>127272239
>hating on our Aryan queen
Telling on yourself here

>>127272220
huge hips and thighs

xinyu remembers that you exist. she lets you out before you make a mess in your cage. she lets you use the bathroom. "sit' you sit. you wash your face and dry it with a towel on the rack "that's yooyeon's" you don't know what to say to that. xinyu looks up from her phone. "oh you're done?" she knees you in crotch. you double over and throw up. xinyu slps a foot out of leather gucci sandal and feeds her toes into your mouth. I thought i told you. to never. ever. look me in the eyes."

>>127272230
behind every great seulgi is an irene watching over her

not even going to reply to that bait

do they get to watch inkigayo in korean prison

dunkybros I don't feel so good...

>>127272247
I would c*m as soon as her toes touched my mouth

Goodnight friends

>>127272247
there is a safety in being a plaything

>>127272227
no she is flat

>>127272247
stop my balls and choke me out

CLASS:y's company has told them that they would disband the group if all the members didn't reach 10k followers on their personal Instagram accounts.
lol lmao

>>127272237
>Did StayC flop
Is water wet?

>>127272260
ive never seen anyone who wants their balls stepped on in real life

ive only seen it in a video when i was a kid

ur really weird

>>127272252
she's just like us

another sunday of tinny spergouts

"im sorry" xinyu steps on your head. the bathroom tiled floor is cold. she puts all her weight on you. her bare foot slips down onto your neck. you can't breathe. you can't see much. kaede's long hair is in a knot on the floor. you lick it up. xinyu gets a text. she walks away. and locks the door. the bathroom still smells like her.

>>127272263
I don't know what any of this means anon.

>>127272271
it sounds like its women ive never met a dude whos into pain like that

its pretty weird man

>>127272252
shouldn't they have disbanded already after 2 years?

>>127272271
eating little kaede yamadas long hair omo

dunky is the idol most likely to accept an ugly hairy freak like me

>>127272247
who am i, the gimp from pulp fiction here?

>>127272271
sullin walking in and becoming friends

me behind my wife

karinavision

34 btw

>>127272294
I want her to be my mom

>>127272294
i can tell, old hag

>>127272294
she's 4 years younger than me
perfect age gap
my mom would be overjoyed

seoah bursts into the bathroom and kicks you in the head while struggling to get her skirt down. she sit s down just in the knick of time. she makes a face "Gonna Blow!" She's sweating. She looks at you on the floor. "Did you have any of that take out fried chicken? NEVER AGAIN!"

love hags

Jang Wonyoung forced impregnation

>>127272299
lol

our precious maknae, kyujin

>>127272299
the stories ending in seoah doing wacky shit is a good change kek

>>127272252
my dunky is and always will be beautiful balding or not

Best music
Best girls

>>127272311
tight noona tummy

>>127272277
never post 240728 gaeul again you freak

>>127272316
cute lillers

>>127272316
I've seen them without makeup, the spell is over.
>mfw seeing those pics

>>127272324
they look cute as fuck all brown and bareface

>>127272275
Their latest Melon daily chart position is 417th

>>127272316
french kissing all

>>127272294
I'm 7 years older.

>>127272297
have some respect bitch

>>127272335
hi

why do they only apply the corpse paint on the front parts of their faces?

>time to do yard work.
Kpop for this feel?

>>127272342
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bEwIlxtw9w4

smelling her ass

>>127272351
sohyun…

twice slayed lollapalooza

ball master heej
https://video.twimg.com/amplify_video/1951938102207148032/vid/avc1/1224x720/TGAXymdthGrULbXz.mp4?tag=21

>>127272297
Don't be mean, NewJeans will be just as old when they'll finally be able to comeback after ending their contract with HYBE

>>127272289
was the promotion cover for them meeting up to bang the players in exchange for investment in JYP?

>>127272331
is that good?

>>127272354
cuties

>>127272331
I still don't know what this means anon, like Watermelon?

come for the chimp
stay for the bird
thats what i always say

minju and duck

https://youtu.be/qLmpaDRFAyg
moon is SMOOTH
she basically invited herself to taeyeon's house at the end kek

>>127272357
the nj comeback is in 2 months

lamo
Reeny sat behind Moses in elementary

8MB av1 or 6MB vp9 for kpg conversion?

What's up with that KPOPPED show coming out? Some weird collabs going on there, Kep1er especially got the short end of the stick
>ITZY x Spice Girls
>Billie x Megan Thee Stallion and Patty Labelle (who?)
>Jerk Off Instructions x Eve and Ke$ha
>Not Kpop x Boys II Men
>Some gaypop x J Balvin and Kylie Minogue
>Kiss of Life x Cover Artist and Jess Glynne (who?)
>STAYC x TLC and Boy George
>Kep1er x Vanilla Ice and Taylor Dayne (who?)

>>127272227
this is the original
i dont get these ai sloppers eunchae uploads the cutest fucking picture the world has ever seen and they go "okay but what if she had bigger tits"

>>127272383
daddys little angel

>>127272380
is that motherfucking baasedoung
so cool

>>127272342
Dirty Work

not a fan of winter's styling for kcon

>>127272373
taeyeon is experienced in grooming hoobaes
yeri used to sleep over at her house

>>127272380
this looks so good

>>127272374
>two more weeks!
>they're keeping the evidence hidden for the next court hearing for sure!

>>127272385
brother vanilla ice is a meme legend that episode is going to be hilarious

daddy's little angel mentioned

>>127272398
the court did announce the first verdict for the contract dispute is in october so they should know by then how fucked they are

So I Want It flopped or nah?

>>127272392
stream?

>>127272406
!!

capshitter is on a mission

sad how they ruined rising bc they want all 24 members to sing. cant get as much dunky screentime anymore.

>>127272357
I just like posting cute girls, I don't actually care if NewJeans disband, continue under ADOR, officially become NJZ, or all die in a plane crash in the middle of the Pacific Ocean. I just think Minji is kinda neat looking.

>>127272324
you do not want the smoke divefaggot

>>127272419
where jj

>>127272417
non edited pictures are the best you can really zoom in and check out all the details

>>127272414
whats your problem

kim minju night angel

>>127272417
You can see the scar

>>127272424
yeah but she looks like shit
i prefer the fantasy of her being perfect

let's get this therapy session going
what is your major malfunction anon

>>127272410
yea like 10 hours ago

>>127272423
not in this vid, i just posted her with ichilin chowon

>>127272425
i am just giving some criticism

>>127272431
>i prefer the fantasy of her being perfect
infantile behavior
the imperfections are the best part

bropost for the soul

>>127272442
much needed thanks

>>127272442
thanks bro

never got the hype for minji, probably second ugliest of the group after hyein
personality wise not that much going for her either

>>127272400
poor dad just wanted to relax, get some beer and watch spurts, instead its the whole day of listening to her yapping

>>127272420
>post pic of idol that depicts my actual reaction
>suddenly a dive
I still like the girls, especially Lily. I didn't even say they were ugly, just that the spells is over, broken.

>>127272450
rude
i don't understand the hype for getting fucked in the ass but i'm not being mean to you for enjoying it

>>127272316
>>127272454
my god lily is ugly

>more like washed jeans
they're JOBLESS, they're UNEMPLOYED, they're BUMS! theyre BROKE

going to the record store with my wife so she can buy stupid vinyls she will never listen to, which will sit in a corner accumulating dust.

>>127272450
everyone can tell you're a tourist
she's extremely funny with her skits and reference jokes
she's also a great at sport and games, very competitive
very attentive as a leader too

ignore the negative nancys

>>127272460
love this chink

i can't wait

>>127272450
She appeals to bisexuals cause she's a girl but looks like a boy

>>127272473
hnnng

>>127272470
what
ive been here for years sadly ive seen the group debut and die

>>127272460
LeBron's yacht?

>>127272460
best

my ranking best to worst is

kot
hanni
dani / bro
hyein

but hanni's placement is mostly because of her voice and tummy not so much her face

>>127272485
i want to cum inside isa

cute for the boys and gals

>>127272473
I want to save her from Tr*pl*S

>>127272492
lot too

eating haerins juicy puffy pink pussy

>>127272497
>me with the boys on our way to destroy our careers

>>127272503
huh

>>127272453
he raised a responsible young lady. ian's parents on the other hand...

what are you all arguing about, Minji is just cute, simple as

eating minju's pink cabinet

you'll never convince me they aren't cute here

>>127272509
she can be pretty at will

>dungeoned but till this day no one can stop talking about them
>makes select schizos seethe
yeah im thinking mhj won

just like the angels and divinities of old karina exudes a shimmer or glamour that makes it difficult to gaze at her directly for a length of time

>>127272509
i need to put my tongue in bro's button

>>127272361
no. it's over.

for me it was hanni and haerin

>>127272513
i never thought they looked that bad here but dont expect the mind of a schizo to be rational

>>127272513
jiwoo is pretty grim
lily is grim too but that's every lily so it's not particularly notable

>>127272513
jiwoo looking cute with the glasses
bae a little rounder than i remember
sully much browner than i rememeber
lily still ugly as always (oh dear)

11 days until young posse saves kpop

>>127272513
i agree

minji has peak girl next door vibes

>>127272513
Why did they appear without makeup? Is this some kind of humiliation ritual? They all look like they're in pain.

>>127272521
oh.

>>127272522
hanni corrupted her....

When you go to heaven this is what angels look like (but dressed less slutty)

BP album announcement today

>>127272517
i'm not sure mhj is the best person to take care of our girls anymore

>>127272518
there is something called the uncanny valley - meaning something so unnatural but yet human looking that we physiologically and psychologically reject it as something fundamentally wrong

>>127272529
their new style is scaring me bro

>>127272539
i need to put my tongue in sully's button

>>127272540
British Petroleum?

>>127272533
it's the dream. it's the dream i had. cradling her head just like that. and i asked her to her marry me. and she said no.

>>127272538
dani was always the one corrupting haerin

>>127272289
you just KNOW

>>127272513
Sully is fucking hot in her brown mode

whats your favorite kpop song that's so bad it's actually good?

>>127272450
Do people really think Hyein is ugly?

>>127272517
>becomes the literal laughing stalk of kpop

eunbi's massive titties and tight pussy

holy dubu glowup

>>127272556
O.O...

>>127272559
were you in the coma for the past 2 months? they're the heroes now

>cosmosy (Korean: 코스모시; Japanese: コスモシー) is a four-member global (wink wink wink) girl group
jesus christ why even debut in korea with zero koreans

>>127272541
apart from me yeah
she would be the next best tho from track record

>>127272565
very impractical jeans

>>127272548
they're diversifying in the hopes that they won't get fucked over too badly as newer generations who aren't so fond of oil become the main purchasing demographic

i like it when mt favs look extra rough in high res photos

>>127272569
you mean like XG? xg is doing great

>>127272557
It might have something to do with her ugly face, or her gigantic tranny body

>>127272565
she worked out

>>127272557
She's just a kid, kpops usually look hot the closer they are to the 19-23 range. Her being younger puts her at a disadvantage. She is also kinda ugly though.

>>127272546
why???

how was kcon tonight

>>127272577
wrong and shopped

>>127272569
XG is great anon.

>>127272557
she got bogged while her face was still developing and looks really strange because of it

>>127272589
i dont know. i didnt watch it

doobs and chew will look great for at least 15 more years. cant say the same for the other twice.

>>127272572
yeah

>>127272589
crappy as usual but i enjoyed izna/aespa

my bitch wife hogging the chips even though I only bought one bag because she said she didn't want anything

>>127272600
these even more so

>>127272598
haney

>>127272556
I love horrible English versions

>>127272598
tell this kid to tuck those lips unless she wants to catch em on a tripwire

>>127272599
nah. tzuyu looks hella old and walled now. dubu looks ok because she was always the looks-older-than-she-is type. jihyo will age the best.

>>127272599
i misread this as "doobs and chew milk" at first and now i can't stop thinking about them lactating

hyein looks like george floyd

>>127272593
deboonked

>>127272610
doobs vitamin d whole milk
chewy chocolate milk

>>127272580
>>127272591
if you say so. they can be all perfect with amazing music but they aren't participating in korean concerts much aren't they. im saying group is almost invisible to non fans. to me it's weird when company goes this route from the very beginning

>>127272613
shes very cute
dont be mean to her even if she isnt your type

>>127272612
heehaw

>>127272568
>generating hate for illit with the insane greeting story
>heroes

>>127272613
she's in kpop
of course she got bogged you fucking retard
i'm giving you an out here too because if she isn't bogged then she's just fucking ugly

>>127272618
imagine miyeon doing this

She has model tier looks, people are delusional

>>127272618
imagine yeojin doing this

newjeans were never known to be a visual group

>>127272633
looks like shes turning into leeseo here

newjeans the nattiest idols we know

leeseo western ass

>>127272618 (You)
imagine winter doing this

>>127272635
not really

>>127272623
hey how are you handling your meltdown?

all natural

250803 / 250802
[2:51pm KST / 10:51pm PDT]

“I had to leave first because of my schedule in Korea so I couldn’t be there for the endingㅠㅜㅠㅠ”

“Just in case you might be surprised that I suddenly disappeared..”

+5 pics

“Kyuuung”

>>127272634
not in a classic sense but they tried to redefine the standards with haerin and minji
they're both very popular in korea for their visuals

heehaw is her thing now

>>127272638
always loved her proportions
proportions of a woman

how did /ourhags/ twice look at the burger kpop convention

>>127272609
jihyo will age well but with a grandmotherliness to her features meanwhile doobs is kept out of the sun and chewy gains her power from the sun. if they keep the right uva and uvb mixture in their respective skins, theyll be very fuckable hags.

>>127272589
honestly terrible

Fight

the best

>>127272647
grabbing her nose

>>127272659
Yuna is insanely hot

>>127272661
so much sovl from a photo
i kneel..

>>127272661
close your mouth you dumb slut
no wonder the lies spill out like CO2

>>127272659
why do they have to fight?
i think it would be better if they drenched each other in oil and then had lesbian sex with lots of foreplay
that's just my opinion though

>>127272654
Jihyo is aging like fine wine into supreme milf material

Boo

>>127272668
calm down illiespark, schizo sand n*****

newjeans tried to redefine the legal standards for contract termination and are failing

Behold

cant deny
it must be the Mexican genes

well yea now people know the formula so it's not as special anymore but XG doing it back then was a really smart move and it worked out great in the end.

katseye is like xg but the evil soulless cynical version

>>127272672
aaaah wtf is that

>S tier
Hanni
>A tier
Minji
>B tier
Dani, Haerin
>C tier
Hyein

>>127272678
imagine wony on one side of the head and yujin on the other both going at it

>>127272680
would

>>127272684

>katseye is like xg
they quite literally could not be more different wtf anon the only thing they have in common is that their songs are in english

shut up edinho

>>127272661
that bitch mhj knows how to pick them
ill give her that

>>127272680
would but she's gonna have to leave afterwards

Shut the fuck up shill

>>127272387
okay but what if she did have bigger tits tho

*plap* Shut *plap* the *plap* fuck *plap* up *plap* shill *plap*

>>127272680
Yuna in 5 years

>>127272702
why is she like this

>>127272393
taeyeon is truly a menace

>>127272709
piggi fucking needs it

pure minji posting turned into dani hanni slut posting again

>>127272693
anon i'm talking about the way they used kpop to try to gain from that audience to grow quicker i'm not talking about their music don't be dumb...

>>127272718
xg was just one guy with a dream and a room full of incredibly tight japanese girls

katseye are a product of the giant megacorp that's in bed with the **** and ruining kpop

>>127272717
beautiful angel and meme god

>>127272716
I'm the one posting it all I think

>>127272718
sorry i didnt read the thread just assumed you were talking about the music

>>127272717
piggi seriously fucking NEEDS it

>>127272717
PLAP PLAP PLAP PLAP PLAP

>>127272720
that's literally what i said what the fuck nigga

a lovely lia thread might heighten the tone of the discourse

>>127272513
lmao