>ywn have coke fueled satanic pedo banter with the lads
why live

>>127281365 (OP)
You haven’t truly lived until you and the bros have sodomized a preteen girl with a shark

they looked healthy for guys who drank heavily, smoked a ton and used lots of drugs nearly every day for about a decade

>>127281365 (OP)
>Led Zeppelin invented Metal:
https://youtu.be/Bo9SL-2jK0Y?si=myk2U2z7xSHKY8Ce

>Midwest Emo:
https://youtu.be/GGsmyqIrZRo?si=KITy4ARBqEOpYRgV

>Folk Metal:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RlNhD0oS5pk

>Progressive Rock:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kW3xDZrlBQs

>>127281461
prog rock was around before they were even formed

>>127281382
you're mixing up several different stories, rather badly. bet you believe Ozzy bit the head off a bat, too.

>>127281476
Ok Jimmy

>>127281400
probably had to do with Jimmy's pact with the Devil
they aged like shit once the band was over, and Page eventually became a chinese man

>>127281400
they never even heard of HFCS

>>127281365 (OP)
So you have 2 notorious sacrifices Plant's child and John bonham
How the hell jpj came out of it unscathed?

>>127281612
he was Page's third horcrux
which is why Page didn't want him and Plant together at the 1994 reunion

>>127281697
qrd?

>>127281461
KEK'ed