Thread 127287638

oh no, sasha is in danger

>virg
the irony lmao

>>127287638 (OP)
deleter thread

[theqoo] HYBE UNDER PROLONGUED AND INTENSE SEARCH AND SEIZURE... SCOPE INCLUDES "ALL DEPARTMENTS REGARDLESS OF NAME

newjeans truly won

happy sihyeon angel day

I LOVE IAN

oi!

>>127287654
Vague posting like a true virg.

if e:u reverts to her old face i might support new everglow

>>127287668
won what

>>127287669
sihsih cutest angel

>>127287662
sluurp

>>127287669
i love her

smug bean

mokas mocha beverage is delicious

>>127287666
black baby breeder

>>127287679
they are all bogged to shreds

We stand with ADP here, no one should bow down to those people

>>127287679
accept her as she is or leave

>>127287668
lock that nigga up and throw away the key

>>127287662
>>127287666
good good

im happy these poopy posts get insta deleted because my curiosity is too big and i'd regret it

>>127287679
she's getting ad gigs regardless

>>127287649
nice neck

>>127287704
>>127287709
abomination

all day project?
more like all gay project

>>127287693
sooo no drip
shit ain't busin'

stopping by for the first time in 3 weeks since going cold turkey on kpop and various other unproductive hobbies/obsessions. i see the same exact posters who spend their entire day on kpg, posting the exact same shit they've post every single day for the past several months. imagine if someone knew what you do all day. imagine how fucking embarrassing it would be. go watch groundhog day. you guys are basically stuck in a cycle. another recommendation is to put a large mirror in front of you on your computer desk. you need some self-awareness, a constant reminder, of how youre living your life. ultimately youre all coping with anger and loneliness, but this isnt helping you one single bit. youre just getting shitty dopamine rushes from either looking at cute girls or talking shit to others. snap out of it

>>127287638 (OP)
do it king

>>127287714

They make the woke radical left seethe tho that is based. Tarzan is making those libs mad

yeji is submissive to karina when she's dominant in her group

dayeonbros is that a condom?

>>127287730
post hand

>>127287712
holy mating press honka honk awoooga three babies deep inside bbbbbrrrrrrr pussy destroyed

>>127287638 (OP)
the stage is set for your masterpiece

we used to have a decent jav spammer not so long ago...

ningning wife

>>127287734
10/10

>>127287741
cute cub

>>127287730
>woke left
>radical even
>libs
why are /pol/tards like this?

>>127287743
average nmixx concert

>>127287727
tsi

>>127287751
so good

>>127287749
Family not gonna be happy I fell in love with a china woman

>>127287754
he said nothing retarded here

>>127287754
oncels have 0 self awareness

>>127287734
used her fancams today

>>127287763
can you not use the r word thanks

>>127287741
cute cub

Any sex Leeseos lately?

it's over
the east has fallen
seoul gay city

kpops if they were smart

live your own myth in chicago

HH brother stream I WANT IT

your wife suspicious about your selection of babysitters (e.g., kya, ian)

>>127287762
are you american

Why do tards post and repost their shitty memes with every new thread? Are they really so uncreative? Do they expect to land a waifu with such a galling lack of work ethic?

4 year difference

>>127287741
LA UGLINA DEL KPOP

no kys

>>127287763
>he

sullyoon makes me feral, need my tongue on her soles up and down

man these hours are fucking shit

winty

nails

>>127287780
great post

>>127287769
just look at that mole
you can see it from across the han river

>>127287796
classic euro hours, been that way for years

>>127287783
No I'm a euro

>>127287780
uhhh

>>127287804
is that why you're here

>>127287789
mia...

>>127287744
wrong thread

>>127287754
what do woke retards prefer to be called?

>>127287811
every day during supposed hours

>>127287806
what sort of lame ass euro country doesn't respect the chinese? you muslim so you're family seethes about uyghurs?

>>127287813
not kpop anymore

yoon knocking on random doors in chicago...

>>127287821
There's a bit of anti china sentiment around since covid, though I was mainly joking

>>127287786
is there a taeyeon one

>>127287801
knetizens want it out!

arinuggo

LMAO, literally us

>>127287817
democrats
progressives
socialists
communists
maga
paleo-conservatives
alt-right
the new punk rock
reddit
/pol/
based
redpilled

>>127287832
??? how old are you this has been the case for many many decades

>>127287840
nah i dont like uggos

bahi-ya is a bully

>>127287745
we love jav spam here

>>127287851
Who are you calling uggos

>>127287799
what about them

arin is so ugly

First Twice, now Aespa. Everybody's jumping on the QWERwagon.

>>127287840
you have to stay cool when you walk around with your cardboard waifu

>>127287862
true

>>127287853
that was kinda sexy...

>>127287864
wat

>>127287853
>brazilian
>not hot at all
what did she mean by this?

>>127287864
Who the fuck is qwer?

Do you guys have any recommendations on shelves I could display my albums/merch?

just saw the everglow news a few days late
AHAHAHAHAHAHA HAHAHAHAH HAAHAHAAHA AHAHA
yes, comeback in september, surely it will be amazing

im like a bad habit when i pull up

>"twitter you know what to do"
>nothing happens

i thought she didn't like showing her feet?

>>127287866
LMAO

>>127287874
twice just released a rock song friendo
https://youtu.be/xWldBK4d2Ps

It was a bright afternoon at Starship Entertainment’s practice room, where IVE was gearing up for their next big performance. Leeseo, the group’s 18-year-old maknae, was in high spirits, her signature “I like it!” energy radiating as she practiced her rapid winks and danced alongside her unnies. The room buzzed with laughter, music, and the occasional playful jab from leader Yujin about Leeseo’s “independent” streak when her friends were around.

Today, though, Leeseo was up to some harmless mischief. During a break, the members sprawled across the floor, sipping iced Americanos from the Starship Café and munching on snacks. Leeseo, true to her love for Japanese convenience store pudding, was savoring a creamy bite when she felt a tiny rumble in her stomach. She glanced around, her tiger-like charisma twinkling in her eyes, and decided to seize the moment for a classic maknae prank.

As Gaeul was mid-sentence, explaining her latest “Gal” contact name update on Leeseo’s phone, a soft pfft echoed in the room. The members froze. Wonyoung, ever the composed “Forever Unnie,” raised an eyebrow. Rei burst into giggles, while Liz looked around, confused. “Was that… the chair?” Liz asked, tilting her head.Leeseo, with her playful duality on full display, put on her best “Baby Tiger” innocent face. “What? Me? No way, unnie! Must’ve been the pudding settling!” she chirped, waving her spoon dramatically. The room erupted in laughter, with Yujin playfully scolding, “Leeseo, you can’t blame the pudding for that!”

The culprit, of course, was Leeseo’s sneaky attempt at a silent fart, a prank she’d learned from watching variety shows where idols like TREASURE admitted to similar stage antics. She’d thought she could get away with it, but her unnies were too sharp. Gaeul, smirking, declared, “You’re not fooling anyone, Vitamin! That was no chair squeak!”

>>127287866
is that momo 1:1 scale?

The eunchae posting these last few weeks has felt so inorganic. She's indescribably average, and she doesn't have the saving virtue of a good group full of hit songs. Nothing about her leaps out as hot, fun, cool or interesting; and yet she's continually posted. Up comes that mediocre face in thread after thread, suggesting jerky dance moves and a pubescent voice.

>>127287890
>nothing happens

the hybe investigation…

>>127287892
a white bf would fix her within a week

>>127287848
mommy hyeonju

>>127287893
>a woman lies
shocker

>>127287890
youngseo won
shillit lost

how hard would it be to actually get yoohyeon gf?

>>127287885
TITE

>>127287893
thought this was gonna be one of the scat webms

>>127287891
what did the bunny see?

>>127287890
he got booed at kcon. thats enough

forever - 1

>>127287890
lil bro is called tarzzan

>>127287878
kpg's girls

>>127287836
doubt it, lucky to just get her to take a group pic. her & fany are not friends anymore.

there was a reason i always hated lisa. now i know why

>>127287913
just follow her around for a few years, invest a few thousands in performances/meets, and you're in

>>127287926
pure natty queens

>>127287898
and it's kino, I didn't know the post was going there

>>127287901
it only takes 2 words to say "i'm gay", you know?

leeseo’s wild maknae moment so ive’s in the practice room prepping for weekly idol diy segment giant neon pink monkey wrench prop on the table leeseo’s in full “i like it” mode munching pretzels with cream cheese her new obsession post-pudding yujin and gaeul arguing over glitter designs when leeseo feels a rumble from her snack sneaky maknae lets out a lil pfft right as liz clanks a bolt perfect timing room freezes wonyoung’s like rei’s giggling liz holds up the wrench all confused “was that me??” leeseo pulls her baby tiger innocent face points at her pretzel “nah blame the cream cheese” yujin’s dying “not even ur inkigayo mc charm saves u!!” gaeul grabs the wrench mimics a toot “this wrench is gassier than leeseo’s snack” rei’s like let’s do a funny sound contest no real farts leeseo spins the wrench with a whirr-toot wonyoung does a “pretzel crunch” liz tries a “cream cheese squelch” pure chaos leeseo sneaks another pfft

you wouldn't get it

>>127287930
You know those dancers are all gay as the day is long right

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qNdAIxWFRPY
dohee...

>>127287895
jesus

>>127287901
>she doesn't have the saving virtue of a good group full of hit songs
this is a lie
but yeah she's the least interesting in le sserafim after huh

>>127287756
my mom made me a pbj and capri sun lol

>>127287943
>bahideous spam starts right after tarzzan spam
Hmmmm any detectives here?

>>127287890
>you know what to do
What were they gonna do? Assault a man did wearing a hairstyle? Commit crimes on camera?
Give me a break

reddit do your thing

are we being raided today?

>>127287942
yea bro just like kevin federline

>>127287928
Why what happened

hate it when the script spammer adds my girls to his rotation

>>127287979
you dare say this while posting that turd?
jesus

>>127287976
i got you, my brother in christ
*starts seething about newjeans*

>>127287890
he got booed but damn this nigga looks cool af

damn that's a tight ass

>>127287885
momo's christina aguilera dirty cover please

>>127287994
winner
>>127287996
loser

>>127288005
>he got booed
that was fake doe

>>127287942
most are gay but some aren't. one of maddona's husbands was a back dancer

>>127288001
your meds girl, now

>>127288006
that ass needs anal in the ass

>kevin federline
>christina aguilera
unc hours

when you watch kiiras content you see that lingling is taking her leader role very seriously and she's constantly making little annoyed sounds when something goes wrong
cute

>>127288018
cute retard

the savior kpg needs

>>127288017
stfu cub faggot you are the lesser being itt

>>127288031
>>kevin federline
a god
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_av8HAvsBkk&list=RD_av8HAvsBkk&start_radio=1&ab_channel=Internetracity

this is the story of a maknae and a hollywood star caught in a wild internet storm so ive’s leeseo and sydney sweeney team up for a fictional “jewish jeans” collab with american eagle super playful vibe meant to celebrate denim and raise money for charity leeseo’s rocking her “i like it” energy 18-year-old tiger charisma munching pretzels with cream cheese her new fave snack sydney’s all americana charm blonde hair blue eyes strutting in jeans by a mustang in the practice room ive’s decorating a giant neon pink monkey wrench prop for a weekly idol segment yujin’s directing glitter chaos gaeul’s sketching designs when leeseo’s cream cheese pretzels spark a tummy rumble she drops a sneaky pfft fart timed with liz’s wrench twist room goes dead silent wonyoung’s like rei’s giggling liz holds up the wrench “was that the prop??” leeseo plays baby tiger innocent “nah unnies blame the cream cheese” sydney laughs “girl my jeans are loud too” pointing to her “jewish jeans” tagline a pun on genes/jeans meant to be fun but oof the internet flips tiktok and x explode some call the jeans/genes wordplay a nod to eugenics or “nazi propaganda” bc of sydney’s blonde blue-eyed look and leeseo’s kpop glow critics scream it’s tone-deaf others say it’s just a pun gone wrong “sydney and leeseo pushing aryan vibes with cream cheese farts? wild” one x post reads rei jumps in with a fake sound contest to lighten the mood leeseo spins the wrench with a whirr-toot sydney mimics a “pretzel snap” liz tries a “cream cheese plop” pure chaos leeseo sneaks another pfft blames the wrench “faulty jeans!” gaeul dubs her “monkey wrench maknae” they toss the prop into a love dive choreo clip goes viral fans love the goofy vibe but the “jewish jeans” debate rages american eagle posts “it’s about the jeans yall” leeseo whispers to rei “next time we blame the pretzels” throws a emoji sydney shrugs “my jeans are still blue”

>[HT] #SAYMYNAME (@sa2m2nam3) 1st Day Sales

>iLy ㅡ 29,139
>My Name Is... ㅡ 3,375
>SAY MY NAME ㅡ 2,873

cub is beautiful

when are they going to range ban tinny

>>127288040
handsum doods

>[HT] ICHILLIN' (@ichillin_km) 4th Mini Album <WILD CHERRY>

>DAY 1: 600
>DAY 2: 4,041
>DAY 3: 003
>DAY 4: ㅡ
>DAY 5: 3,502

>TOTAL: 8,146

the same three men spamming each other for engagement. pathetic.

>>127288027
minju's ps no longer working

bogspa

>>127288045
very true

>>127288037
aurora looks different

>>127288062
face is all bogged to shit

>>127288053
>DAY 3: 003
all me

finally
peace and quiet

this is the story of a maknae and a hollywood star in a wild mix-up so leeseo from ive and sydney sweeney are teamed up for a quirky fake collab called “jewish jeans” with american eagle it’s all about fun denim vibes and raising cash for charity leeseo’s in her “i like it” mood 18-year-old tiger charisma popping snacking on pretzels with cream cheese her go-to treat sydney’s rocking her all-american charm blonde hair blue eyes posing by a vintage mustang they’re in ive’s practice room decorating a giant neon pink monkey wrench prop for a weekly idol bit but the real chaos is their side project a pork rind cabinet stuffed with retro snacks and weird antiques they found at a flea market including some old german coins that oops look like nazi-era relics while yujin’s bossing the glitter game and gaeul’s sketching wrench designs leeseo’s cream cheese pretzels spark a tummy rumble she lets out a sneaky pfft fart timed with liz’s wrench clank ninja move room freezes wonyoung’s like rei’s giggling liz holds up the wrench “was that me??” leeseo goes baby tiger mode “no way unnies it’s the pork rind cabinet creaking” sydney laughs “my jeans are loud too” pointing to her “jewish jeans” tag a playful genes/jeans pun but x and tiktok lose it some posts scream the jeans ad and nazi-looking coins in the cabinet are “eugenics propaganda” bc of sydney’s blonde blue-eyed vibe and leeseo’s kpop glow “sydney and leeseo’s pork rind stash is giving third reich” one x post whines

rei jumps in with a sound contest to chill things out leeseo spins the wrench with a whirr-toot sydney mimics a “pork rind crunch” liz tries a “cream cheese squish” pure chaos leeseo sneaks another pfft blames the cabinet “those coins are haunted!” gaeul calls her “pork rind maknae” they toss the wrench into their heya choreo and post a clarification “the cabinet’s just retro snacks no nazi vibes” fans lov

my talented gf
https://streamable.com/giugu1

I hold the anons in here posting huh and bae in unaffected hatred. You're shitting up the thread with your rancid taste. One of these anons, after a thorough and sanguinary hiding, needs to be armed with a besom and tasked with sweeping the threads of uggos and uggo spammers. Just as in the finest ghettos and prison camps, you promote one of the undesirables to oversee their own.

>>127288046
cutest girl out there

>>127288091
touch grass

>>127288091
what is wrong with bae?

my balls hitting nagomi's chin

>>127288096
face

>>127288045
https://streamable.com/ppn23g

>>127288099
very high quality post, thanks for sharing

kpopfap/twitter crossposters talking about raids lmao

>>127288099
no

>>127288091
yawn

oh oh melty

this is the story of a maknae and a youtube giant teaming up for a wild snack collab gone wrong so ive’s leeseo and mrbeast drop a fictional “pork rind donut holes” package deal it’s a quirky charity stunt with american eagle tying in their “jewish jeans” campaign for fun denim vibes leeseo’s in her “i like it” tiger charisma mode 18 years old snacking on pretzels and cream cheese in the practice room where they’re decorating a neon pink monkey wrench prop for weekly idol mrbeast is there hyping it up with his high-energy vibe promising to give away a mustang if fans buy the snack pack which includes pork rind donut holes “blubber” filling that oozes out and mini makeup brushes for that kpop glow yujin’s leading the glitter chaos gaeul’s sketching wrench designs when leeseo’s cream cheese pretzels hit her tummy she sneaks a pfft fart timed with liz’s wrench clank pure maknae ninja move room pauses wonyoung’s like rei’s cracking up liz lifts the wrench “was that the prop??” leeseo plays baby tiger “nope unnies it’s the blubber donut holes leaking” mrbeast laughs “those pork rinds pack a punch” but then x and tiktok blow up some fans spot old german coins in the snack promo vid mrbeast says they’re just flea market finds for the pork rind cabinet display but haters cry “nazi antiques” and call the jeans/genes pun “eugenics vibes” posts scream “leeseo and mrbeast selling nazi blubber donuts with makeup brushes??” oofrei starts a fake sound contest to chill the vibe leeseo spins the wrench with a whirr-toot mrbeast does a “pork rind pop” liz tries a “cream cheese squish” total chaos leeseo sneaks another pfft blames the cabinet “those coins are cursed!” gaeul calls her “blubber maknae” they toss the wrench into their after like choreo and post a vid clarifying

so swim kim had a massive butt

love naky

why is hanni such a whore? a street walking, money taking, sex having SEA whore?

people be melting at the most random idols

>>127288100
prolly mogs your waifu
she hella pretty

thicc swimmy legs

>>127288134
people melting at idols themselves have the mental maturity of a 12 year old desu. they wanna prove something on kpg of all places lmao

>>127288142
my waifu is eunha

>>127287787
jihyo looks and acts 45

Ozzy Osbourne was killed by AESPA

Kim Sooin has aroused me
how dare she
she MUST take responsibility

>>127288151
my point proven

>>127288128
you re just horny for the viet pig, she needs relentless plapping so it's okay

you missed one >>127288099

>>127288159
don’t put winter’s dirty work on the whole group

>>127288170
they really dont give a shit anymore even posts about raping idols are fine

>>127288170
you missed the brain distribution

>>127288181
how much do they even pay these janitors?

>>127288188
haha

Y’ALL, HOLD UP—Leeseo from IVE just went FULL CHAOS MODE in the forest and I’m SCREAMING. So, picture this: our girl’s vibing in the woods, probably humming "LOVE DIVE," when she stumbles on THE MrBeast coin from one of his unhinged treasure hunt vids. Shiny, got that lil’ Beast logo, the whole deal. But does Leeseo pocket it like a normal K-pop star? NAH. She straight-up poops on it. YEP, you read that right—she squatted and left a steaming review on MrBeast’s precious coin, like she’s claiming the forest as her personal stage. “Take that, YouTube money!” she probs yelled, wiping her hands on some moss like a savage queen. Then, because why not, she whips out her phone and orders a Domino’s pepperoni pizza (how tf did the delivery guy find her in the MIDDLE OF NOWHERE?!). While chowing down, she starts SHOUTING into the trees: “WHERE’S MY PRIZE, MR. SADDLE BEAST TRANNY? I FLEW AROUND THE EARTH FOR THIS!” (Spoiler: she didn’t fly anywhere, but the energy was 1000/10.)Here’s where it gets WILDER. Leeseo grabs a pair of jeans she’s apparently just carrying around—labeled “Jewish Jeans” in Comic Sans (wtf even is this aesthetic) —and decides they’re her new BFF. But wait, there’s more! Enter SYDNEY SWEENEY, casually sipping muffin juice (?? some blueberry smoothie nonsense she’s obsessed with) in the background, nodding like she’s seen weirder. Sydney’s just there, vibing, chugging her muffin juice like it’s her job, while Leeseo’s plotting her next move.Which is… ALCATRAZ. Yup, Leeseo yeets herself to San Francisco, pizza box in one hand, Jewish Jeans in the other, and storms the prison island like it’s her personal music video set. She’s draping those jeans over cell bars, whispering “We’re free, denim homies,” while tourists stare, confused af. Sydney Sweeney’s still in the background, finishing her muffin juice and lowkey filming for her Insta story.

>>127287666
dubu aging like a fine wine

https://streamable.com/958bwi wonhee

Dirty work is half-ironic. In the case of Winter and Karina, who are pure as driven snow, it's sung winkingly; but for the other two - well their reputation precedes them.

it's all so tiresome

all the aespa posters are cringe

>>127288200
Two failgroups link up for a video that smacks of desperation.

we go up
helicopter

>>127288213
What's ningnings reputation

>>127288231
Well, for one she's an avowed fan of hard things.

there is seriously nothing to that story

In a symposium where erudition converges,
Sydney Sweeney, with gastronomic finesse,
Concocts chocolate muffins, opulent with cacao’s depth,
Their ambrosial warmth a fleeting anodyne to the soul’s breath.Yet, amidst this epicurean artistry, shadows encroach:
Nazi memorabilia, artifacts of a malignant epoch,
Their sinister provenance, etched in history’s grim ledger,
Evokes a dissonance that chills the intellectual tether.Enter Wonyoung, her esoteric pursuit unveiled—
Fart chemistry, a study of gaseous travail.
Methane’s molecular dance, volatile yet profound,
Intersects with marbles, their orbits tightly wound.These spheres, rolling in calculated arcs,
Mirror Monopoly’s stratagems, where fortunes spark.
Properties traded, empires built on chance,
A microcosm of ambition in a capitalist trance.Sweeney’s muffins, suffused with chocolate’s alchemy,
Stand as bulwarks against hate’s enduring infamy.
Wonyoung’s inquiries—gases, marbles, and games—
Forge a synthesis of whimsy, defying past shames.In this crucible of thought, where histories collide,
We confront the past’s specters, yet refuse to abide.
Through confection and science, through play and debate,
We transmute lingering darkness into a brighter fate.

architecture

these are just current 93 lyrics now.

where did my life go wrong to be spending my time with these degenerates every day...

>>127288259
i often ask the same question

i have returned and i cant post kari wtf

next op is deleter

i can post whoever i want, and you can't stop me hehe

>>127288259
not sulliciding immediately the first time we entertained the thought

>>127288250
aespabro..