Thread 127294976

*stolen blues riff*
OOOOOOH I'M GON FUCK A LIL GIRL YEAH
*boring 12 minute drum solo*
YEAH I'M JIMMY PAGE AND I'M A PEDOPHILE
did this garbage really blow boomer's minds?

>>127294976 (OP)
It was a different time.

retards still seething i see
just look at the shit you retards are pushing in 2025
i’ll take led zep 10 times out of 10

>>127294976 (OP)
your dad's a pedophile and that's why you're a troon now

lmao
zep are the best band ever. low t noodle arm broccoli weaklet fagboi tiktok zoomers will never get it
your kpop thread is >> that way

Zoomers are approaching jeet tier shitposting.

>>127295033
>low t noodle arm broccoli weaklet
Aka Robert Plant?
The only remotely masculine member of Zep was Bonham

>>127294976 (OP)
Well, you have to have sex to "get" it...

>>127296816
My father was a Zep fan and he was an unironic 40-year-old virgin until he married my mom

>>127294976 (OP)
I don't think those are the actual lyrics.

>>127296816
Wokeists never denied sex of course, but it must be understood that the only sex they deem acceptable is sex with an obese 35 year old woman with purple hair.

>>127296849
No, the actual lyrics are something like this
>OOOOH I'VE BEEN WORKING FROM 7 TO 11 IN GOLLUM'S LAIR
>OH MAMA MAMA MAMA MAMA
>BABYYYYYY PLEASE DON'T GO

>>127296867
That's at least closer to the truth.

>>127296803
Plant had a horse cock and you're jealous. We get it.

>>127294976 (OP)
Tick tock tranny, tick tock

>>127294976 (OP)
>stolen blues riff
>memetake
They stole lyrics from the blues guys. Muddy Waters didnt come up with the riff to Whole Lotta Love you stupid fuck.

posting in a mid-tier ragebait thread. this is called No Quarter https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vmOvRY8XACw

>>127294984
>i’ll take led zep 10 times out of 10

He's pointing at (You)

Good times bad times is so kickass

>>127294979
this

The exuberance and masculinity of Zeppelin's music is deeply problematic. They are NOT black, they don't get to behave like that.

>>127296844
>finally has a kid and wife at 40
Maybe everyone can make it

>>127297770
Why did he start looking like an Asian grandma in the 80s?

>>127298356
Yeah, and look how I ended up.

>>127298636
he looks the same here though. i think somewhere around 2007 when his hair turned white he must have ate a lot of kung pao.

>>127294976 (OP)
There's no doubt the Zeppelin guys could really play, even Page, as sloppy as he could be live, and their aura is legendary. However, so much of their music is just undercooked and repetitive blues tunes, just a little bit heavier. I kinda agree with Keith Richards on this one: they are aptly named as they never took off musically. On that note, it's pretty telling how much they were disliked by their contemporaries, like The Rolling Stones, The Who, Cream, Hendrix. As someone who has never gotten what was so uniquely great about them, at least I am in good company.

Plagiarism aside, blues music is just boring to my ears, and cranking up the distortion doesn't really make it any less dull. They definitely have some good tunes in their catalogue, but I just never understood the hype. Give me King Crimson over them any day. Zep is mid.

>>127298891
>so much of their music is just undercooked and repetitive blues tunes
>80+ songs
most of their music ISNT blues tunes; its almost as if you havent actually listened lol.

>>127298891
>so much of their music is just undercooked and repetitive blues tunes,
As opposed to the Stones? lol

>>127298891
zep made at least as many hard rock and folk tunes as they did blues.

>>127298956
I've heard a fair bit, even played some of it on guitar. Yes, it's not all blues, there's a lot of folk in there as well, but take The Battle Of Evermore as an example. The intro has this motif on mandolin that's a descending chromatic scale. It sounds sinister, sure, but how many Zep songs use the motif of a slowly ascending or descending chromatic scale as the hook. Top of my head:
>Stairway To Heaven
>Dazed And Confused
>Kashmir
Black Dog's riff also hinges on a lot of chromaticism. It all becomes so samey so quickly. I just don't find them to be a very creative group. Another good one is Fool In The Rain. Killer groove, it sounds great at first, but after two minutes, it hasn't changed or developed in the slightest bit, they're still playing the same riff over and over, and we still have four minutes to go. When The Levee Breaks has the same problem. Cool groove at first, plays it for seven minutes with no development. Like Richards said, it never takes off.

>>127298968
I'm not a Rolling Stones fanatic, and never implied I was, I just agree with Keith Richards on Led Zeppelin.

>>127298986
>zep made at least as many hard rock
Most of their well-known hard rock tunes, like Black Dog, are basically just blues songs with the distortion cranked up. Page would not even deny this, he clearly loves the blues. I frankly don't, which is why I prefer something like King Crimson, which is not bluesy in the slightest.

>>127299071
>how many Zep songs use the motif
>list 4 out of 85
>ripping on JPJs mando playing
lmao. Are you always this uptight and nitpicky? Why cant you just enjoy the music for what it is? great rock and roll. Richards thinks Page is brilliant.

>>127296885
Why are you analyzing other man's cock, anon?

>>127299088
>I'm not a Rolling Stones fanatic
you implied they made made music that was more cooked lol. If KC is your go to for rock music then you are a try hard who is likely very lonely lol

>>127299071
>Black Dog
>it never takes off.
imagine being this dead inside. lol

>>127299171
There's no need for an analysis when it is that big.

>>127296885
kek what a fuckin faggot

>>127299221
>t. dicklet

>>127299230
>still going off about cock

>>127299157
>>list 4 out of 85
Four of their most well-known and iconic songs. I'm not cherry-picking obscure stuff here.

>>ripping on JPJs mando playing
I never ripped on their tecnical prowess as musicians. I even explicitly gave them cred for being good players.

>Are you always this uptight and nitpicky?
Yes, considering how much Zep is idolized, to the point of being easily the most widely beloved rock act out of the 70s (maybe except for Queen), I have good reason to hold them to the highest possible standard.

>Why cant you just enjoy the music for what it is?
Believe me, I have tried. I really have.

>great rock and roll.
I don't care about genre, just the music itself.

>Richards thinks Page is brilliant.
I acknowledged they all could really play. It's the songwriting I take issue with.

This is now a cock thread. You can seethe about yours all you want.

I don’t adhere to the general discussion of this thread but Since I’ve Been Loving You is objectively a great song.

>>127299264
So, you feel the same way about the Stones then? Or did they have just the right amount of descending chromatic scales to suit your delicate sensibilities lmao.

>>127297770
>>127299268
I'm gonna post my cock in a minute

>>127299191
>you implied they made made music that was more cooked lol.
No.

>If KC is your go to for rock music then you are a try hard who is likely very lonely l
Yes and no. I don't need to try hard to like KC, it comes naturally. With Zep, I have really tried, I have tried so hard, but I just think it's sooooo boring. And not to turn this into a blog, I have made a lot of friends in my life, but I have always been different and never quite fit in, so you're half-right on that one. I have long since accepted that normies love Zep and I don't.

>>127299207
It's just a badada-dum-dum blues tune with distortion. It's so formulaic and predictable.

>>127299359
Do it

>>127299317
>So, you feel the same way about the Stones then? Or did they have just the right amount of descending chromatic scales to suit your delicate sensibilities lmao.
They're often too bluesy as well for me, it's just that people generally don't worship them to an unhealthy degree as much as Zep. And like I said, King Crimson is the 70s band that strikes the perfect balance for me. 21st Century Schizoid Man has tons of chromaticism, more so than any of the previously mentioned Zep tunes, but it's much more varied and dynamic. The music is actually going somewhere.

>>127299367
>It's so formulaic and predictable.
>cant appreciate good rock for what it is
So...you ARE dead inside lol

>>127298891
>>127299071
>>127299264
>>127299367
I don't get the point of this. You don't like the band because you just don't enjoy them stylistically/aesthetically but you acknowledge they're good musicians? Great, don't listen to them, that's it.. I've spent a ton of time listening to both Zepellin and King Crimson and like both bands, Zepellin a little more. If you're at party you can play a ton of Zep songs, but if you play Larks Tongues in Aspic (great album) or even most of their discography you will fuck up the party (to be fair KC a couple accessible songs, mostly from the 80s). Zeppelin are not just a blues band, for their time they were a step above most typical blues rock. Black Sabbath are bluesy and virtually all metalheads love them.

>gonna give u every inch of my love
How many inches is he giving her?

Jimmy Page and Led Zeppelin had six classic five star albums in a row out of their eight studio albums. Their output only started to dip in the mid-to-late '70s when Page got into heroin. Almost no one can rival that streak, so Page is one of the all time great songwriters.

>>127299425
I'm not dead inside, I just like colorful music. Zep is nothing but shades of grey and brown to my ears. And I don't like rock just for the sake of it. In the words of Josh Homme, genre is for teenagers and people who work at record stores.

>>127299477
>I don't get the point of this. You don't like the band because you just don't enjoy them stylistically/aesthetically but you acknowledge they're good musicians? Great, don't listen to them, that's it.
I barely ever listen to them, but I'm still going to voice my dissenting opinion on them if the subject is broached.

>Black Sabbath are bluesy and virtually all metalheads love them.
I don't care for Sabbath either. The more rock or metal sound like blues, the less I like it generally.

>>127299791
>dislikes zeppelin
>dislikes sabbath
Lgbtqa+

>>127299804
Good one. Wasn't Plant's androgyny a major part of his image?

>>127299791
>Zep is nothing but shades of grey and brown to my ears
Autism is like that.

>>127299877
I really touched a nerve, didn't I? Are you always this insecure over meeting a contradicting take? Are you afraid that your favorite music isn't as good as you have always believed it to be?

>>127299950
>projection as cope
>thinks his subjective opinion is meaningful
that was my first reply in this thread lol.

>>127299987
>calls people he knows nothing about autistic
>accuses them of projecting
You're not terribly bright, are you?

>>127297770
Who's this Indonesian dude?

>>127299545
the devil started charging his part of the deal by then
which is why Page gave away the souls of Bonham and Plant's infant son, in order to save his own
he got off okay, though, since he's still fucking girls much younger than himself, drank for decades in his huge satanic castle, and got away with pretty much all the shit he's ever done
also, Presence and ITTOD aren't the best Zep albums, but they're pretty terrific

>>127300137
How did he give away their souls? Did page sacrifice them?

To be fair, you need to have had sex to enjoy Led Zep

>>127300156
yes, he was well versed into the obscure arts
he'd done a deal with the Devil, but instead of giving away his own, he sacrificed two people close to him

>>127300137
Doesn't Page have a girlfriend who's in her mid-30s? Yeah, I do enjoy Presence and ITTOD as well, but I can't claim they are five star albums as well.

>>127300203
Do they summon the devil? How do they make a deal with him?

Idk why people get upset if someone doesn’t like them or thinks they are overrated, I can totally see it but doesn’t stop me from still thinking they are the GOATs

>>127300267
Good on you. Zep fans can be a touchy bunch. I don't know why, they're hardly underdogs that need constant defending.

>>127294976 (OP)
>GANDALF

every straight man here would fuck adoring teens if given the chance. dont be jealous.

>>127300057
>is obviously autistic
>lashes out when its pointed out
many such cases. Sad!

>>127300700
>>127299877
You'd need to be autistic to enjoy lz

>>127300213
yeah, she's 36

>>127298891
What does never took off musically mean? Ten years gone is one of the greatest songs ever. And I could list 10 more that had a massive impact on my life

>>127294976 (OP)
What is a backdoor man

>>127300700
Being uncomfortable with dissenting opinions is a common sign of autism. The fact that autism itself was the first thing on your mind when you needed make up an insult out of thin air about a faceless nobody on the internet is very telling. You clearly are projecting, and also really insecure, and I am an idiot for even wasting my time entertaining you. Have a good life.

>>127300886
An ass man.

>>127300876
Haven't heard this one before. Pretty good, tbqh. Wouldn't say it's one of the greatest songs ever, but certainly one of the best Zeppelin songs I've ever heard. It still has a little bit of that aforementioned predictable descending chromatic line, but it's not too much of a crutch here, since it's not the centerpiece. I must admit, it's a pretty moody and emotionally resonant tune, and it's actually going somewhere and not really formulaic. Not bad at all. Good call, anon.

>>127300988
>coping this hard
>no you!
lmao

>>127294976 (OP)
This band was genetically engineered by time travellers to drive /mu/ utterly apeshit
>Dadrock
>Cock rock
>Boomer music
>British
>Extremely sexual
>"Stole" from wholesome comfy delta bluesmenerinos and some dogshit burger bands
>Sings about hobbits (not cool)
>Probably ripped another hole in the ozone layer with superfluous private jets
I dare you to name a single band or musician who triggers /mu/ more than Led Zeppelin

>>127301197
U cant

>>127301133
why do you feel the need to comment on something you clearly know nothing about?
Ten Years Gone is one of their most beloved songs, among many others that are also incredibly well crafted and played
just shut up and listen to more music

>>127301259
Sounds just like them

>>127301219
Goddamn, why are Zeppelin fans so touchy and insecure? Even when I like and compliment a song they recommend they're upset. This place is for discussing and discovering music. If you are this upset that I don't care for many of the Zeppelin songs I have heard, and that I have understandably not listened to every Zep record from beginning to end (why would I if I don't like their biggest hits in the first place?), you need to fix your mental state. This is an incredibly fragile mindset.

*Improved stolen blues riff

>>127301347
Shut up

>>127301365
Sad.

>>127301367
>20 seconds
Not as sad as that lmao

>>127301365
>crying this hard
Sorry lil buddy but Jimmy Page isn't going to diddle you, you're too old for him

hey it's my favorite thread

>>127299410
>it's just that people generally don't worship them to an unhealthy degree as much as Zep.
The Stones were always way more loved by critics than Zeppelin.

>>127301457
>catched

>>127301378
I guess I should have waited half an hour to type my three-letter reply. Anon probably has the ick for me now.

>>127301478
By critics, yes. I'm talking about the masses when I say worship. Critics are too much up their asses to worship. The great mass of people use celebrities and mediocre musicians to fill their God-shaped holes.

Keef shittalked everyone though because he was upset that everyone from Clapton onward could way out-play him and his corny outdated Chuck Berry licks.