The antidote to all the slop threads

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>>127296605 (OP)
Still would

>>127296605 (OP)
>Mother is mothering af

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Bw72CQYfHvY&list=RDBw72CQYfHvY&start_radio=1&ab_channel=HayleyWilliamsVEVO

needs a kid, pronto

>>127296605 (OP)
i saw her tits

>>127296605 (OP)
new music Hayley kino just dropped:
https://youtu.be/Bw72CQYfHvY?si=-X8LWeND-H41wxt2

>>127296605 (OP)
alternative thread >>127294151

>>127297065
Didn’t we all?

>>127297816
It's not kino it's cringe.

>>127299768
its kino, its dying career pilled its kinda aesthetic the friends of Hayley are lgbtqazkizhfdhfaskkedasksbaskdakh people tho and you can tell. Whoever said BBC blah blah. The only dude she knows is some Zetsy nigga.

>>127300791
It’s really sad seeing what happened to her. All the people she left behind in the past (Josh Farro, Jerm, etc) are doing just fine or even better than when they left her life yet she continues a slow decline

>>127296605 (OP)
Zoomer facials keeps her looking young

>>127300859
>All the people she left behind in the past (Josh Farro, Jerm, etc) are doing just fine or even better
Josh is definitely happy, following the teachings of Christianity did save him.
JERM isnt whats goin on in his life but he is:
https://youtu.be/9RyzOfV0CZg?si=LOkQ3TzDYFxtj3zr
>A-chicky-chicky- OOOOoooooo Yea I know I'm supposed to be right here right here rn OOOOOooo Yea
>Fifay-Fou Micky Mou
>GI Joe
>Dont Care
>Expect there
>Well Aware
but i think he is not struggling financially, he is hustling making lame rap videos and instrumentals for SoundCloud rappers and getting paid in cash or weed. Maybe he comes from an stable family and can make it on his own good for him.

>>127301314
>isnt
dont know* whats goin on in his life

what did she mean by this?

Fruitger Aero aesthetic music kino incoming?

>>127296726
Bros why is she smoking in the video… Imagine being her younger, happier self and seeing what she had become

>>127301589
Most suppressed image on the internet btw

>>127301589
>>127301601
because its over, its genuine emo Hagley era now, the happy go lucky hyperactive emo punk rock girl is dead. She also wont say "slurs" like: "Retarded" ever again. She was funny and had soul then it was crushed & spitted out. I miss her teen happiness.

https://youtu.be/nXAU7fS_ElA?si=Sz5tyBQiUUkN7Lfc&t=1342

>>127296605 (OP)
olde thread
https://desuarchive.org/mu/thread/127133138/#127133825

I crave to call her your Highness, my queen or even mommy in front of her, yes I have mommy issues for Hayley because I didn't have much contact with my parents when I was a little boy and I found comfort in simping her and she likes the same stuff as me so she unintentionally gives me a sense of belonging and even purpose.

>>127301777
lmao based

>>127301658
She's 36, if youthful optimism hasn't been destroyed by then there's something wrong

>>127296605 (OP)
Are the rumors about the early Paramore tours true?

>>127301777
My guy I like Hayley for many reasons as much as any other guy but you might need some help

I’m actually concerned at the fact that someone here might try to pull a John Hinckley

>>127301777
Nice trips, she has the leftover sexy lewd Auntie vibe and hot teacher that puts alcohol in her thermos to escape reality vibes too

>>127301815
What rumours

>>127301819
Nobody will do anything against Hagley cmon even if they disagree with her politically, she is not even a senator or anything she is not an important target in any sense of the word and even if 4chan has crazy people lurking nobody cares enough, its just narrative not effect.

In other words nobody hates you on that dangerous personal Hayley its just horny shitposting which is a staple of this website, chill out. You can be a cringe DemonRat (Democrat) its fine you are owed that free speech its expected of women involved in media they all have cringe takes, nobody is surprised by it. Hopefully you change as you age though, get wiser our time is too limited to be in an echo chamber, to me physical results speak louder than words or ideology, Democrat's ideology has no future or less of one due to their ignorance or refusal to engage in something as basic & meaningful in life as reproduction. They encourage fruitless hedonistic time wasting instead. Such ideolgies get proven false physically because they struggle to multiply (reproduce physically said ideology).

I don't like Islam at all but I admit that one at least knows this fact which is why it's expanding like fire. Even politically speaking, bringing life is the top tier strategy. For whatever you believe in.

>>127301922
I’m not worried about Hayley I’m worried about someone attempting a high level official in the name of her vis a vis John Hinckley who tried to get Reagan in the name of Jodie Foster (which made absolutely no fucking sense but whatever)

Anyways let the horny shitposting continue that’s why I’m here

>>127301922
i need to make this a meme later

>I'LL BE THE BIGGEST STAR
>AT THIS CHUDCEL RICK & MORTY PARTY BAR
>NO USE SHOOTIN FOR THE MOON NO USE SHOOOTIN FOR THE MOON
>NO USE CHASING ZOOMER FAGS

>>127302054
>>127301922

>>127303459
Awesome now put this in a ai voice filter

>>127303687

Interview btw: https://youtu.be/Q3r5uAkDqh4?si=wWNR2Xa34pvI3V_j

whats worse? her being a wreck or the music being bad? i mean, who writes a love song to an anti-depressant that obviously isn't helping?

>>127303769
Cuz she is infertile bruh & also a washed artist that is fading out slowly. The vibe has to be emo. To be honest this is the best way to fade out as an artist.

>>127303804
its not infertility. she was fully in have kids mode before chad cheated on her, according to interviews. now she sees everything she did back then as wrong and is doing the opposite. because she's surrounded by evil yes men.

im not trying to be rude im genuinely trying to understand
people still care about her?
all she did was sing in paramore and became well known for being a cute chick
that was more than 10 years ago just fucking let it go im even sure she is uncomfortable with people STILL obsessed with her to this day

>>127303826
you've never heard of parasocial relationships, have you? there are people who still think carly jepsen is relevant, or lana del rey, or that taylor swift isn't a tranny.

>>127303815
Well Chad wasnt a real Chad he was just a cheater
> now she sees everything she did back then as wrong and is doing the opposite.
I dont think this is true, she is still hetero and would have wanted kids with Taylor York and tried to but I dont think the cum stuck to her eggs or viceversa, its truly joever. I imagine Taylor York wants kids of his own so he quit the relationship. Hayley will have to adopt & pass on the legacy in someway, no other option now.
> because she's surrounded by evil yes men.
this is true tho lots of gay losers that promote intertility and dying alone

Josh won refusing to appeal to them.
>pic related

>>127303883
taylor got her smoking, drinking, and probably made her vegan. he probably convinced her having kids was evil because of climate change or something. that plus all the gays around her making butt babies and not real ones.

>>127303895
nah idk if she even really picked veganism she eats a hotdog in the new video altho vegan diets are known for being actually terrible so i wouldnt be surprised if adopting a more vegan diet weakened her physically to the point she lost her fertility earlier. Veganism is cancer. All vitamins, not enough calories or protein. Meat is overpowered just count calories, exercise and you will be always fully powered and take a multivitamin from CVS done, no need for veggies nowadays really.

>>127296726
>"I'm a white girl and I'm definitely NOT racist!"
Why is she stuck in 2017?

>>127303955
they make vegan hot dogs.

>>127303895
Disgusting.
Taylor was never even a member of the band and he's the one who got Hayley smoking?
Just goes to show you how dead the band is and how worthless whatever is left of it has become.

>>127303883
All the "bad stuff" people are screenshotting on reddit about this guy's twattur likes just makes me like Josh even more.
https://www.reddit.com/r/Paramore/comments/14hwljv/someones_gotta_tell_josh_that_his_twitter_likes/

He absolutely won.

>>127304031
>Why is she stuck in 2017?
more like 2015
idk she is still scared of cancel culture, young hayley would never she was edgy and badass. Also she now has a lot of lgbt friends. She doesnt hang out with the main Paramore niggas anymore you know the ones who toughened her up.

Really puts into perspective ironic but only heterosexual men friend circles can make tough women. All the other ideas of feminism are bullshit and they dont toughen up women they weaken actually.

>>127304146
Josh was based & underrated af. He was the Brain of Paramore. Hayley is the heart. Apparently that proves that a band can live as a corpse. Brainless but with still blood pumping through the body. Thats Paramore now a re-animated zombie corpse.

>>127301589
>>127301601
all the right questions...

>>127304146
>Reddit thinks this makes Josh look LE BAD!
lmfao Josh is cooler than I thought

>>127304146
Taylor York was the Rythm Guitar even back then tho. In the Legendary Japan concert he was there. Not Lead Guitar tho, Josh has always been more skilled but Taylor York aint too shabby.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7rZM_aWpYu0&ab_channel=Emerson

>>127303735
edit for the perfect amount of knives for the meme to work and look clean at the same time.

>>127304309
>2009
>back then
Anon, that is neither AWKIF or Riot!
Taylor was never a real member of the real band and when be became anything official was the turning point for nu-Paramore.

>Summer Sonic 2009
That recording sounds like complete ass.
Admit it, you're just simping for Hayley in that seifuku.
Maybe the concert in person sounded good but there has never been a good sounding upload of it.

https://www.youtube.com/shorts/h9TmsinFHgY
>least favorite bar is Morgan Wallen's
>look him up
>an American country pop singer from Sneedville, Tennessee.
kek

>Hagley "Ms. Williams if ya naste" should watch this weeb kino as soon as she wakes up.

>>127304429
its weird that in her interview she mentions Carman being like a drag king but he is just a regular christian heterosexual male. I even asked ChatGPT and Grok if he was really drag or whatever and nope. Idk what the fuck is Hagley sayin in the interview she appears in recently.

>>127304429
holy crap that was cringe idk if its because she is trippin on those mestazepine benzos or what but the fact that she literally believes America is unironically heading towards Fascism is funny in a ridiculous way and genuinely cringe.

There is a reason why Trump sucks the dick of Israel so hard. Fascism will never happen, he is just a capitalist this is his last term, he will do everything to appeal to his financiers and that's that, Trump never been anything else, done.

Also why has nobody opened up a Heterosexual bar? I wonder if that would make the wokes mad. That would be a great bar name for Nashville. How bout that?

>>127304463
Idk what interview you're talking about but looked up carmen drag king and found someone called carmen carrera who was on a drag race show, maybe that's who she's talking about?

Initially I thought maybe you were talking about this cringe but nah that's someone named simon
https://www.reddit.com/r/rupaulsdragrace/comments/1ij6ne1/hayley_williams_and_symone_wasnt_a_duo_i_expected/

>>127304513
Yeah it's insane how she's even doing an interview with some dyke on a couch with those faggot shitty microphones (((influencers))) hold up to their face instead of doing something with actual gear too.
I know she's doing this because the interviewer is a dyke and it's LGBTism support buy holy shit, get real microphones. She's worth so many millions and this is earrape. Just unprofessional and cringe (painful earrape) before the real cringe (topic, discussion) even begins.

We'll never see a heterosexual bar because bars can't be exclusive. The only thing they can really do is dictate what events/entertainment they allow in, but dykes fags and trannies are all allowed in uless you trespass each one that bothers people. Remember straight people are allowed into gay bars they just choose not to go in them. LGBT-oid activists on the other hand would likely flood a hetero bar in protest to get it shut down and they'd probably all order one drink and sip it for hours just to waste space and hurt the bar's profits. Not all gays would, most wouldn't, but LGBT-oid activists are different. Even gays hate LGBT-oids activists.

>>127303826
>im even sure she is uncomfortable with people STILL obsessed with her to this day
you really don't understand females

lads ...

>>127303826
This is the worst bait I've ever seen on /mu/. Congrats

>>127303769
Honestly the music. It's hard to listen to now

>>127303883
Super based josh. I can just imagine hayley after seeing this whining like a little brat

>>127304290
>Charlie kirk and Peterson

Atleast he has the right mindset on not allowing faggotry

>>127304309
I fucking hate when she sings like that. She does it in every live performance like fuck it sucks just have the voiceover play

>>127304513
>heading towards Fascism
It will but not how u think. It's all in the Denver paintings. They're gonna kill all the whites

>>127305084
Perfectly kissable. Imagine her playing around putting them in your face lol like come here u little brat

>>127305084
Perfection

>>127305717
>>127305926
She for sure gets off on this

>>127306322
>here is a picture of my pedicured perfect cute feet, you are a freak for finding them sexy, but it would be so hot if you jerked your big stiff veiny leaky zoomer cock to them and you told me you find them so irresistible ok? bye

i just want to cum in her tight pussy and give her a baby or two, then move he out of nashville and throw her phone in a river.

I saw her live and she saw me in the audience and flashed for me, does this certify my alphabets?

when she says
>Hayley Miss Williams if ya nasty

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JF9VG2wOKoQ

>>127307241
>I-I’m not nasty, M-M-Miss Williams

>>127307241
i can get real nasty sometimes.

>>127306800
Take her out to rural Alberta, that should make her normal again relatively fast

>>127307603
i'm not going to canada. i was thinking rural new hampshire. a house on a lake, deep in the woods. no internet, no tv, one landline rotary phone in the kitchen, just a bookshelf full of the classics and a well stocked record collection.

>>127308194
maybe write a novel, keep an axe around in case someone needs their leg chopped off

>>127308194
Literally you and Hayley

>>127308610
Hagley is mine.
Hayley is either collectively for all zoomers or for nobody (me). Like a bird. Either fly free or barely fly.

>>127307241
She knows her zoomer audience

>>127308799
this reminds me of the one time i posted myself on /mu/ and some guy said he was gonna give me a cum tribute. he never gave me the cum tribute

>>127308832
what a faggot, go hard or go home.

>>127308610
if we have 2 copies of mr magoriums wonder imporium, i'd think we'd have a good life.

>>127308799
is this pic supposed to be a brag? lol.

What do you think Hayley's opinions on Cardiacs' 1996 masterpiece "Sing to God" are?

>>127309149
i dont think Hayley has posted here anonymously. But if she ever did she was the anon talking shit about the bible belt, christianity & conservative menbros and "Man Rights Activists"
She is usually online and lonely these days. Stranger things have happened.

used to waifupost hayley here ten years ago had a whole collection of pics of hayley was a big fan of paramore and i still like all their stuff tho i listen to them way less now but yea all my hayley posts its so cringe looking back on it now desu waifuism is really bad even when its ironic please stop guys its really bad for you its crazy that wpop and all the kpop threads and other coomer threads just keep increasing here a sign of the times really all the kinds of sexual frustration temptation and hedonism were all so deeply afflicted by, all due to estrangement and lack of love ultimately its really sad

>>127303459
>I'LL BE THE BIGGEST STAR
>AT THIS INCEL IMAGE POSTING SITE
>NO USE SHOOTING FOR THE MOON
>NO USE CHASING REDDIT FAGS

>>127308799
30th time I’ve seen this picture on this site this is not you

>>127309260
My goodness there’s a new kpop thread like every 15 minutes on here we’re nowhere near as bad

>>127309313
it is i already confirmed this is my YT channel.
https://youtu.be/Pw4LPSEOMoA?si=bIhLkLO-RGDa72EU&t=1998
And btw its not that hard to get that fit, i got the pump in the picture so i look bigger there is a lot of ways to trick the camera, sideways i still look skinny. Just eat well (meat diet + multi vitamin), do pull ups mainly to hit the lats, bench press (max I can bench is like 75 lbs which aint a lot but i take it to failure), be lean
And yes I lift while listening to (OLD) Paramore the edgier the songs the bettler Let The Flames Begin + Oh Father + Part II gets me in Berserker mode.

>>127305084

>>127309260
Waifuism is cringe
I genuinely love hayley, we are not the same

>>127309955
those aint good ones.
>pic rel
is the best imo
she got amazing soft cute tiny hag feet, I want to rub her soles on my cheek and kiss them afterwards.

>>127309995
great one yes. ahhhh I wish

>>127310067
Manhandle sized little qt hag. <3 <3 <3
She absolutely loves getting dominated, I can princess carry her and do her against the wall of her room.
>these dudes are 5'10 btw
she is that tiny

>>127309490
Why would you dox yourself on 4chan

>>127310861
because it's not really him

>mr. buffer bieber got scrubbed
FUCK

Imagine kissing her feet during sex

>>127310894
it is

>>127310861
because it has no repercussions most people here are chill af

>>127311238
bazyed

>>127309149
>>127309256
sup guys Hayley here

Bell Clinks is one of the best songs ever written and I also feel strongly about A Little Man and a House and the Whole World Window.

thanks guys, hayley out

>>127312446
kinda believable

>>127307241
if she did leg day at the gym especially donkey kicks she would be way hotter cuz her short stack frame gives her greater booty potential. Even if she only worked out once a week she would have great results not even kidding.

hagley midlliams

>>127313674

>>127305659
>>127304146
>>127304290
Josh is based, he regrets nothing, his path was the most rewarding long term anyway, his life is made, solved, done. He saw the "end credits" of Paramore and embraced a very viable future
https://youtu.be/12d2JJAJoeE?si=0RIRknHqcSOf57Jh

JERM! is not that based but he is funny at least
https://www.instagram.com/reel/CHGvv9jl4a1/

Then there is Hayley who is a gloomy cloud of darkness but I believe in her, takes a long time but she will find propose.

Thread isn’t complete without JERM! guy posting

>>127314166
https://youtu.be/9RyzOfV0CZg?si=zsz1ssfkPM84J3mP
>*lighter sound*
>OOOOoooooo Yeaaaa
>I can defenetly tell I'm supposed to be here, right, right nao
>shortly mooooooveeeeee BACK!
>I'm just base (bass) jumping and ladin back in my tracks
>chaka nugga schoooo sugah schoo crazee train
>imma make it rain and i dont wanna bet
>uggi wall-e wall-e oooooooo
>cha, bing bang
>(some bs i cannot decypher)
>arrows pulled back and im laser focused
>take chu one last deep breath befo i send tis on
>ah tapuza ah i bullshee ya nawt
>all da motion n commotion couldn't steady ma flight
(one of my favorite parts)
>now let it goooooooo
>ye
>emin simbad nighty mo
>wait
I dont know what the fuck he is saying he was probably high as fuck when he made this

>>127314259
banger

This is gonna sound really weird but have we ever seen Hayley cry? Like it’s a pretty basic human emotion and given with her depression we’d assume it would come out. Or is that Mirtazapine or whatever the fuck it is just making her feel nothing

>>127314422
Not sure but I think there is interviews where her voice cracks out of sadness but she toughens up and saves it for home. Also yeah, anti-depressants and such benzos make you numb to feelings you become basically a robot-zombie I know because like half of America is on them. I see people on them all the time, they dont care about anything. It doesnt give you propouse it just numbs you to the pain, but the truth is: sometimes the pain must be faced head on. My guess is she stops taking her meds once she starts writing because Depression is surprisingly productive for writing lyrics but not playing instruments.

Anything that requires thought Depression is useful for, anything that requires physical movement it's trash to be depressed while doing it. You can play some mellow keyboard progressions tho, and some guitar chords and arpeggios but they wont sound super upbeat just calm stuff like:
https://youtu.be/bevahaYrec8?si=HAiQjwtdhynCTtEw

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3nQxCoEmD9A&ab_channel=TopKek

>>127304610
this interview
https://youtu.be/Q3r5uAkDqh4?si=mldEOICXepnWZWZ3

she mentions Carman like he is some ftm troon, dragking or something... Carman is actually just a regular Christian rock star dude. I even asked ChatGPT / Grok and yeah he is a regular dude. Maybe Hayley was tripping on meztasepine, weed vape or something and had no idea what she was saying at that moment
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Carman_(singer)

Her new songs are so good, why can't you posts talk about her music instead of being jerks mentioning some pussyshit named josh or billy or whatever?

That's a beautiful guitar, it reminded me of my Holo. She has great taste for instruments.

>>127314676
We already said everything about the new songs.

>pic related was my rating
I got Ego Death wrong that song is easily S tier its very catchy

>>127314697
>those paint stretches due to use or humidity, etc
Based. It's like converse if they are marked with meaningful quotes or signed by musicans you like they look better, it adds SOVL.

>>127314676
>mfw

>I SHOULDA DONE SOOOOMETHING!
>I SHOULDA DONE SOMEEETHING!!
kinos for this feel?
https://youtu.be/cUGEh4tpiG4?si=jYIAQtsBOFjFbm7D

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QZNYVt87y60

If Hagley gonna be Emo Mommy then she should learn some Math Rock / Midwest Emo chords to use for her next Album

https://youtu.be/rrutDhBRd4E?si=E3YpjzFWmPHgUaid

>>127315353
https://youtu.be/7HiYhSNTqo8?si=GypQUfofJWFPx-Tj

>>127315418
https://youtu.be/XYihJfn7Njo?si=91jkl1mZTujGzHDd

https://youtu.be/tpEmItE95tY?si=_L2idrDExq11qHpF&t=116

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Gk67rktb9JY&ab_channel=TwoYearOldBear

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IUgY-MSQwso&ab_channel=TwoYearOldBear

this will potentially be the most true edge kino era of Paramore (or rather lack of Paramore) there is no other way Hayley can go. Embracing full emo is the move.

>this performance
>her outfit and short blue hair
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XoYu7K6Ywkg

everything is so fucking perfect

THAT’S THE WALL, BROTHER

She is so hot it's unbelievable

>>127315894
What's nice is that she's wearing the same necklace she had on in her topless photo.
Just wish she didn't have a clown getup here. The outfit is simply too ridiculous. Too many mismatched colors.

Hayley's a lovely person, it's really a bummer that we could not be soulmates in this lifetime, which may even be our last ones before we reach nirvana and break away from samsara. I know that I'd fight the whole world to protect her and make her smile but she wouldn't ever see me posting here, and I know that if we actually met she would have liked me.

I want to cum on Haley's tight tummy. I want my cum to splash against her lower boob.

>>127313650
her butt looked better before she worked out and went vegan. i remember being amazed by it, even in 2005.

Is Hayley's pubes orange too?

>>127317408
They’re probably her natural hair colour, which idk what it is at this point, unless she dyes those too?

>>127317408
>>127317506
Lmao xD
they probs brown/blondish

>>127315930
Sometimes she is. Rarely she looks like a legit tranny. It’s really bizarre

>>127317892
When she uses bad clown make up and powders her face all white, that looks bad. She legit looks better with no make up than overly maked up. She just got a nice facial symmetry. Good genetics.

>>127317913
She had some amazing makeups BUT I absolutely love her natural look. Well, I love the natural look on most women. OK if they have eyeliner, I like that. It's hot. But I can't tell you how fucking much I hate lipstick an powder

>>127318749
min make up hayley looks amazing

>>127315894
>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XoYu7K6Ywkg
HOLY! Thats JERM! The famous rapper! I heard he is a legend!

>>127319062
Exactly what I'm talking about

https://youtu.be/QJb87OsEglI?si=gExfNvh-Xu1bk-5g
>Hayley Williams on Trump’s Project 2025: Men Need To Step Up As Allies To Women
No. :)
I still love Hayley tho, she so precious.

lmao how tf does anyone care about paramore?
this was the shit your gf tried to force you to listen to in 10th grade like 2 decades ago
make your own shitty pop punk band ffs. this is getting too bleak.

>>127309256
Has anyone else insanely famous in music been caught or rumored to be on 4chan?

>>127319062
I need her

>>127319444
im sure plenty do, all of the fucking time
this is maybe the only social media site that allows you to post without having your name attached to it forever. which is pretty important if your image is your whole paycheck

>>127319562
whaddup hayley

>>127319408
cuz it had Edge Kino songs that are great to lift to:
www.youtube.com/watch?v=u32GKcxFIOU&ab_channel=EthanWilliams

>>127319562
post feet with "zoomers <3" written on them Hayley. :****
i luv u hunny
jk it will be too obvious maybe like at a concert or something make a reference or an album cover with your feet on it thx k bai >:3

>>127319884
>>127319934
start your own band
dont let it end in this pop cultural heat death
you cant just goon away your 20s to 20yrs ago. thats too fucked up

>>127320063
what if i want to goon to relieve stress but most of my libido goes into productively working out.
also
>implying Hayley doesn't own some dildos (probably dragon penis ones from bad-dragon.com)
every woman does
Why do you think overly religious people are so sexually frustrated and Christian Rock niggas get caught with groupies or some (gay nigga Christian Rock singers) get caught having gay sex in secret. Bottling it up too much is unironically bad. Gooning and letting it out is optimal but yes one shouldnt be addicted to fapping either. Just like once in a while is healthy.

https://www.theguardian.com/us-news/2025/jun/13/michael-tait-sexual-assault-allegations

>>127319408
i've been a hayley enjoyer for 20 years. never cared for paramore, outside of some of self titled and after laughter. i was never in it for the music, although she is a great singer.

i'm in it for her, and her alone.

>>127320555
>>127320598
so its terminal then?
bummer

>>127320640
you're talking to two different people, bud.

>>127320640
we aint the same person but yes fapping is good, same for women fingering or dildoing themselves. Bottling libido up is unironically bad and it will lead to some shameful situations. It's good to get that "Post Nut" clarity, for women too btw they can think more clearly without the semen demon in their brain.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UwybMb7VXAI&ab_channel=sneed

>>127296605 (OP)
https://youtu.be/B24luCeTcCg?si=Q0CQzddqF-G23Aet

>hayley talking about what order the new songs should probs have

ZAMN

i just want her.

>>127322790
Based

>>127322790
yeah logically I should be over all butterflies, but after all this time I'm Still Into Her

>>127322814
>>127322818
i've wanted her since i saw the pressure video on tv in 2005. seeing how she is now makes me sad, but i still think i could save her. i know i can't, but i feel like i can.

>>127322850
she's still gorgeous and would be a perfect wife given an opportunity to be one

>>127322915
i agree. i just hope her and i's paths cross at some point.

i thought i drove past her in nashville last year. my friend was driving, and was an asshole for not turning around to make sure. i just wanted to say hello if it was her.

>>127323581
you should get a picture with her while holding up something random at the supermarket

>>127323608
i just wanted to see if it was really her, and say hello.

>>127296605 (OP)
Not music.

>>127323581
get a selfie with her just say ur a fan but write "Hello /mu/" with a sharpie in your hand

>>127323705
why would i do that? i would want to meet her for me and not for you guys.

>>127323719
Traitor FAGGOTINI bitch made loser ass cúçk
you are NOT a /mu/tant, bitch
I wont treat you as a brother ever the fuck again

>>127323785
ok

Hayley take note, this Fat Fuck is right. It's so easy to make emo music nowadays just focus on the lyrics.
https://youtu.be/6GtGmXgfxlQ?si=L_2OCVmK5FKP_b2h

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=R5UXi9ptxY0&ab_channel=mzs

>>127323719
Kill yourself in Reddit

>>127324125
i'm not a part of your war with a site i don't go on.

she is really cool and the fact that she has stuck with her band is also really cool

>>127324376
True, shitposters who don't even listen to her love to pretend that "she kicked everyone else out of the band and she's the only one left" despite the fact that her, Zac, and Taylor are still the main members.

Her latest song Hard sounds so awesome. I enjoyed almost all of them.

>>127325699
Hard is about her dating that Chad cheater guy that is actually not Chad looking you probably easily mog him, he was a sub 5 male.

Anyway Hayley needs to learn Math Rock/ Midwest Emo it would be so awesome.
She could up her guitar game. At Keyboard she is already in a good skill level. Guitar she still has room to grow so it better be good but also easy to pull off influences. Midwest Emo / Math Rock is easy to play & sounds beautiful. Hell im practicing these too they are too good to pass on.

https://youtu.be/eusO6GGKel4?si=V8ZDLMQ2iWtBiuZ3

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LFzdLKlYAew

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DFdbiNMfZ_Q

i wonder how she'd sound when i make her cum. would she scream? would she sing? or would she shiver to her core?

>>127326141
she would sing
t. I have dated a singer no cap they sing :)

>>127325814
>Anyway Hayley needs to learn Math Rock/ Midwest Emo
that genre is dead too, bro. she's all in on the shitty soundcloud pop of 10 years ago, for some reason.

in reality, with her pipes, she should be singing aretha franklin style r&b. the biggest problem with paramore and her solo stuff is its over produced. put her in a room with a small band and horn section, record it live in the studio, it'll be a hit.

>>127326178
i would very much like to make her sing for me.

>>127326196
>r&b
not only was that the single worst genre to ever exist, but it is also more dead than Aretha Franklin and her 10 stomachs.

>>127326228
yeah, but the closest they got to it, aint it fun, was probably their biggest hit since misery business. it would work.

>>127326196
>that genre is dead too, bro
Dude shut up
Sounds good = is good.
Done. Thats it. No excuses. Music is about sounding good.

>>127326310
yeah, right. because good music sells. people want to hear good music. people care about sound.

you seem to misunderstand. people like her don't want to go from a big band with thier own cruise tour to making "good music" that 10 people on youtube put on when they're high.

>>127326463
>passionless, SOVL-less autist response that doesn't get it

>>127326141
>>127326178
>>127326205
I need to make her sing for me it would be so hot

>>127322850
She seems very saveable for some reason

>>127326690
>I need to make her sing for me
Its called being her record label

>>127326699
>I can fix her

>>127322850
>seeing how she is now makes me sad
LMFAO what

this one from Japan is so special to me

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mH_z5vAkf2c

i miss when paramore played gibson and marshall

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XKqKo7apGRk&list=RDXKqKo7apGRk&start_radio=1

>>127314697
that guitar is $10,000.

it’s a 1979 Les Paul KM. Only 1500 made in 79. Gibsons first official attempt at reissuing the renowned 59 Les Paul Standard.

>>127327741
She's a multi-millionaire.

>>127327751
haha who knows, did she get half of chads shit? i know she just sold her house for a mill. don't think musicians get paid more than actors. Think her hair dye company brings in a bit too

>>127327398
yeah, you can't be sad that she's depressed and unfulfilled..

>>127329055
Are you really wealthy if in the end you are alone?
No sons & daughters to share the gold with? No.
She's poor. Its so over.

>>127327767
She was richer than Chad, in fact Chad probably won more in the divorce

>>127327398
>>127329055
Me when I’m wrong

>>127330003
its gonna be more sad in the future. childless women will try to mother the world.

>>127330887
>childless women will try to mother the world.
Yup thats why she is into Dem Politics. Frustrated maternal instincts. Mothering the world is a fruitless task, its impossible to fulfill. Especially when America dont really want to be mothered. They want to be toughened.

>>127330978
this pic makes me sad. this could have been her and i's baby.

>>127331006
Hayley is way too emphatic maybe even to a fault. She probably believed Chad Gilbert's story about the cancer and was like
>omg i gotta save this dying man
But the dude was just cheating on his wife and even branded Hayley like Andrew Tate or pimps brand their hoes. By putting their initials in tattoos, that now Hayley regrets getting 2 years of fertility she could have used with Taylor York or hell even Zac Farro. Wasted.

Its not that women have it harder, they dont. But they have less time to pull off making a family than men & Hayley might have wasted all that time due to bad luck, circumstance, enviroment, bad experiences and some of it is ideology ofc.
Its joever.

>>127331136
i still have a year or two for her and i to meet and conceive. i can help her.

>>127331223
She is 37 dude. U think she didnt try the IVF method with Taylor York?
Didnt work. Its so over.

Elon Musk should invest in fertility extension research, dont care if it helps women that vote Democrat. Life is objectively good.

>>127331298
i don't think taylor wanted kids, and convinced her she didn't need them. he got her drinking and smoking. she was never so blatant with the dem party line bullshit before him. he scooped up what was left from chad, and ruined that.

>>127331313
probably as revenge for her not dating him when they were younger. "hate to see your heart break" was about how taylor told hayley he loved her, and she didn't feel the same.

@127331435
@127331313
@127331298
@127331006
@127330978
@127330887
@127329055
@127330003
you people don't have a single healthy brain cell left. it is unbelievable

>>127331660
and you do?

>>127331660
You reply by clicking on the post numbers not by @'ing Hayley. Learn to use the image board its fairly easy.

without JERM! things will never be da same... SAD!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UpKm43HU9gc

>>127331660
Retard

>>127331313
Yeah the drinking and smoking was all on Taylor. Absolutely horrendous influence. She wasn’t overtly political before then either.

I think the point things went wrong for her definitively was 2017 so Chad divorce. That’s when she lost her mind. Which I mean she wasted 9 years of her life that could have been with me on some worthless loser. I still can’t believe she dumped Josh Farro for “Chad” Gilbert

post emo music or paramore music bitch ass niggas

>>127334451
No joke. Hayley dating any of the nobody no-fame in music /mu/ Zoomers here would been better than dating Chad, better dicking too we are easily more hung than him mine mogs a monster energy drink can and i can do all angles. Way better for her mental health too than dating a dude that was currently cheating. Dude was ugly as fuck too no cap I mog him lookswise without even trying. He looks like a fat ogre with appendix cancer.

>>127334491
Hayley x Zac
Is next
or Hayley x Me (a Zoomer, how she likes em young and virile)

>>127334453
https://youtu.be/8VPILvpVrY4?si=Ip1LwO32imN7dXDx

https://youtu.be/tVZo5hvj2OM?si=iaypPKQ1FYpbe1Mu

https://youtu.be/URSMfhnBlpI?si=VQSWa555OiIqoXLn

Nah parasocialization is goated

B side tracks are also goated tho

>>127334542
Although they need to release demo tracks for Brand New Eyes there was some things I heard in the documentary that was better than release version

>>127334542
Josh's instrumentals are underrated his skill level was good he comes up with some chill guitar progressions that are so comfy to listen to, instrumental old Paramore is comfy:
https://youtu.be/cPK-f-myFOA?si=LXXAPBuULgIZHnKw

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qWDbK5RQimU&list=PL9e3kq18WOeegJRN-V0IE9LvBK2DSpQzb&index=3&ab_channel=pseudosalient

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tEQRCbDZkQg&ab_channel=MotionWave

But anyway this Emo playlist I found is great:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cUGEh4tpiG4&list=PLfNLNCKNjX0pbXKWIWZ7ojn0lXZmN_MWN&index=8&ab_channel=sunlense

hayley just dm'd me, she said this was the best video on youtube ever made
https://youtu.be/PecNqHNd-WU
i'm hard pressed to disagree

>>127334566
Take me back - never released, written by Hayley and Josh. Can be heard for 10 seconds in the BNE doco where they're paying up stairs

yall think hayley and jeremy ever smashed?
shes the one who convinced josh and zac he should stay around

its out:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CPzPtpcPxss

>>127334973
Hell no. Not her type in that way. Hayley did hug him and was affrctionate with him in the old Paramore days but like a big bro kind of relationship.

Hayley has always been surrounded by +6/10 handsome dudes but out of all of em she picked the ugliest one to marry then divorce: Chad Gilbert.

But im sure anyone from the main cast in Paramore could have got Hayley as gf if they tried. Hell even Zac.

give him a listen

https://open.spotify.com/artist/5B3iZDOf6P9MXd70Ujw0ju?si=Q__RJ1Z2ScmR36FyUfj7mw

>>127334937
Tell her to learn midwest emo / math rock chords abd arpeggios they sound so clean

And tell Ms. Williams to date me at least for 4 days, im the super long haired blond Zoomer i want to kiss her cute soft feets and rub them on my cheeks. I'll give her a massage too.

>>127335470
zac was fat and gumbo, kind of like a giant puppy in the litter.

sorry but Joshayley were best duo and it really showed in their writing. i miss them so much

>>127335305
>Fantano review video of Hayley's "new album"
>The dude who folded to gayass Drake fans for having "raciss" humor long ago
Fantano needs to grow bigger balls and stop caring for me to consider cool again
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HMoaEPP6-_A&ab_channel=SamHyde

>>127335681
hey guise samfony hydetano here with another release from canadian comedian samantha hyde

great song, yes, great track.

hmm, i'm feelin a strong 3/10 on this one

>>127335709
>GRAPHICS: 4
>COLORS: 5
>FX EFFECTS: 7
>MELODY: 8
>ORCHESTRATION: 5
>ACOUSTICS: 8
>INTERVALS: 7
>THEME: 5
>>>>>>>
>TOTAL: 2

>>127304172
Taylor is a good brain replacement. Hayleys solo music is the true zombie musi and ifs its true Taylor is gone thats the zombie music

>>127335817
Taylor is almost assuredly gone, see Zac Farro's song about a person close to him going through a breakup or like any of Hayley's newest stuff. I think they need to end the post self-titled Paragrift though, because Paramore with just Hayley and Zac is just Hayley

>>127326205
Ok

>>127335973
So sue me

Honestly I wouldn't be surprised if Zac was here

>>127335745
its just simple math

4+5+7+8+5+8+7+5 = 50
50 / 100 = 0.5
0.5 x 4 = 2/10

>>127336018
well Zac should tell Hayley we want to see her qt millennial milf lady soles

>>127335305
if this shit is all it takes to be a music reviewer I unrionically can do a way better job than Anthony Faganus. It's so damn easy. Hell my tierlist >>127314763

was better, i just messed up Ego Death didnt gave her enough tries

>>127334973
>yall think hayley and JERM! ever smashed?
No but there was brotherly / sisterly love going on:
https://youtu.be/HHzkGDj5-Ew?si=6Z37bVtzeYM1wovY&t=96

It's good nothing happened it would have ruined the reputation of the great JERM! (The best rapper in the world). Its bad for business. He is a serious man.

She was so young and happy :3
https://youtu.be/dAO4gE7-Pus?si=JulvCE_Zjcc_vLmK&t=34

https://youtu.be/iYg0SxVvpTE?si=n6FLla22aCYWe4C8

I want to impregnate Hayley

>>127336525
several tried, couldnt

>>127336555
I can and would

Boston shirt and wearing red socks, is this a sign she likes, baseball? Ew.

Jokes aside npb is really good.

why are conservatives so open minded and caring and willing to listen and accept different opinions? Is it because they dont mind debate and open back and forth discussions to arrive at a consensus?
https://youtu.be/5ff-jeulKms?si=mFe2WNYxcIpvb-Kn&t=10

>>127336525
>>127336555
I also can and feasibly could, I have a plan

>>127336555
not a one has tried. she has only dated scumbags since losing her v card.

>>127336778
I could love her unconditionally if only I had the chance to do so

>>127336783
too bad, she's mine. i've wanted her for longer than you've been alive.

>the first concert JERM went to was these guys
https://youtu.be/fpznE317J-A?si=neb0bp1V3rMc18yP&t=138

Kinda based sounds like the Final Fantasy 13-2 soundtack.
https://youtu.be/GB9COCgQ1UE?si=-EqoPz1tUsMZQ8OM&t=60

>>127336873
https://youtu.be/EMvmt-FKuD4?si=LkfRjkCofLp2yA4H&t=66

Hayley play this game it runs on Mac you are going to like it, you used to play Left4Dead, just watch a tutorial on the controls.

>>127336778
>scumbags
Only Chad Gilbert wdym "scumbags"
Everyone else was based.
Jason Bynum was her best choice but she was a teen back then. By far the chaddest real giga chad 6 ft, sharp jaw, lean musculature, the whole package. Dude even aged really well into his 40s but he is taken now.

Hayley missed a lot of chances to lock in with dudes that have good genetics.

>>127336873
All the FF13 Series ost is GOAT'd sometimes i listen to the whole playlist for each one of the games for inspiration, empty instrumentals are amazing for getting your creative "Lyrical juices" going.
https://youtu.be/Um8NqE1Cc4U?si=55WTxlROWbNk-ARf

https://youtu.be/-Uj96kKzmVY?si=jkNnogYKHFlZCREn&t=228

Hayley about her southern accent

Share wholesome things and pics of her guys, she never did harm to anybody here, why being so harsh?

>>127339254
Yeah we already mentioned this in a previous thread i think. Being a Southie is based, she got California'd

Bump

>>127336783
>>127336794
I can save her

https://youtu.be/QIImQBBIN2Y?feature=shared

why did hayley and taylor break up

>>127343050
we don't know if they did, people are just speculating.

>>127342556

>>127343170
cuz the lyrics in
love me different

>>127343242
and every song is 100% autobiographical?

>>127342556
damn thats good

>>127343256
yes

>>127343050
>why did hayley and taylor break up
Hayley is infertile at 37 years old. It's joever for our qwean, she is emo Ms. Williams auntie now. Can't do anything now except make emo music until life slips away. That's kind of a cool aesthetic, brtual but cool, sublime as pretentious people say, a tragic but beautiful truth that must be accepted.

>>127342556
>>127326699
>save

>>127343445
Holy fucking cringe, literally kys

Hayley's Object Thingy that she puts on her background in the substack.

>>127337224
from all that ost my fave is because the lyrics are pretty good https://youtu.be/i3GP10euqBU?si=2I4_cmLaNwxOld-2&t=696

>>127343613
I wish Hayley was my object thingy

>>127344376
Did you know that she browses the internet like 5-8 hours a day or so and stays up all night till 4 am lurking. She is a real doomer like us. One of us! One of us! One of us!

>>127343264
yes
b-sides very underrated

>>127344986
emo band must end up emo like pottery
history went full cycle but in a way we didnt expect

>Was it worth it?
>Yes.

https://youtu.be/e1pZIfretEs

>>127345591
i loive that song
THERE IS NO ONE CAN UNDERSTAND ME

The straight red hair was peak btw

>>127347163
There’s nothing better

>>127347188
>>127347163
personally, for me. it's 2009 blonde hayley

Her beauty and talent don`t seem to be from Earth, she ain`t nothing like the rest of us and right now and comtemplating the inevitable end of my life for I won`t ever get a chance to marry the woman of my life.

>>127347295
honestly she's a once in a lifetime star. there have been many before her and there will be someone after but right now she's ours

>>127347228
Blonde Hayley fits more her older present version. I think she should dye it platinum blonde pink, she would rock it super well. She already got that lioness typa face she can rock a lot of things. And she aint aging badly, she just looks bad in certain make ups because those make up styles look bad on anyone aka white face mime hyper powdered that your eyes look like small shark eyes make up style.

>>127347438
like gwen?

>>127347228
i agree, 19-20 year old hayley would have been the perfect girlfriend.

>>127347506
>like gwen?
No nigga you have shit taste. She got a hair dye company she can make the mix it has to look anime n stuff. That one is too "dildo pink" looking at the tips, looks bad. It has to be full soft light "platinum blondish pink" literally that definition.

when i finish my next album, i want to send her it. like to her people or whatever and hope it gets to her. i want to make something that will make her smile.

>>127347603
dm her on her substack tell her to hang out in /mu/ and not enter any name when replying so she defaults to "Anoynmous" I bet she doesnt know how to use imageboards. Also she spednds a lot of time on the internet she was known to not sleep while lurking the internet when on the Tour Van back in the Early Paramore kino days.

also tell her that to reply to posts she has to click on the post numbers. And no never reveal herself because she would be in a shitstorm of controversy. She is reachable in the Substack it has DMs. Link her the thread with a throw away account lul.

https://substack.com/@bandteesmcgee

>>127347625
i just want to send her my record when it's done. i want her to like it. and maybe, for her to tell me so, but the last two will probably never happen.

>>127347506
I googled it Hayley has already done the Final Fantasy 13: Lightning Claire Farron hair color. It's literally just this.
>pic related

>>127347647
even if its only instrumental she would be into it, just use midwest emo chords, arpeggios and progressions and such. She also plays the keyboard a lot so if you send her good keyboard progressions thats great too.

Instrumentals are underrated anyway they leave the lyrics up to the listener, you can imagine them and that imo has more value.

i've been told the whole time i've liked her that there are hundreds if not thousands of women everywhere that look like her. where are these women?

>>127347663
my first two records are entirely ambient guitar instrumentals. this new one is more traditional songs with full arrangements and vocals. i'll send all 3.

>>127347669
>'ve been told the whole time i've liked her that there are hundreds if not thousands of women everywhere that look like her. where are these women?
offing themslves.

>>127347228
I like the necklace she wears there because it’s the one in “the photo”. She stopped wearing it shortly after that though. Sad! Hayley if you can see us we want to see it again

>>127347779
well, if one of them met me, i could be the reason they wouldn't need to. or be the reason they do, but whatever.

>>127347779
Antidepressants are the scourge of modern society

>>127347815
wat photo

>>127347824
birth control, tv, the internet, anti-depressants, and the jews.

pretty much everything after refridgeration, air conditions, and the washing machine should be thrown out.

>>127347824
not making a family before 35 is the bane of modern society, literally a bane its killing us from having new generations and reproducing society. More empty places, more dead air, less music, less sovl, nothing just you and the end. Why did millenials got convinced this was ever a good idea I don't fucking know. It proves propagansitic corporate brain washing works tho. A whole generation born just to die without bringing life.

>>127347814
mine mogs the size of that ice cream + cone so easily. Easily it reaches to her nose. >:3

>>127347830
she always wears that necklace but he means the nude that "leaked" because of a "hacker" or by "accident"

>>127347625
Red Pill me on this guy
who is he?

Never seen him in any Paramore concert

>>127348232
thats hunter lamb, he played rhythm guitar before Taylor York because Taylor's parents wouldn't let him play before he finished high school (Taylor's father runs a christian record label). He's in the playing god music video. he left to get married apparently.

>>127347931
never noticed the necklace, cool.

>>127348285
She been wearing it for a loooong time. It might symbolize something deep family or something.

>>127348279
yeah i was reading on him on the Paramore wiki I might listen to his music
https://paramore.fandom.com/wiki/Hunter_Lamb

Hayley says those guys play good and write good lyrics
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xGytDsqkQY8&ab_channel=SemisonicVEVO

https://youtu.be/kryV3E4QKGk?si=99QGo0nZzzVA4NK_

Imagine walking into a record store to buy an old vinyl player, than you turn right into a dimmed corner and you see this 1,57cm tall Venus de Milo wearing big red glasses and an emo haircut straight from two thousand and something, her hair colour you can't even tell anymore but it's oddly nice and she goes straight to you as you feel her perfume taking you over and she says with a very southern accent: "Nice record player, dipshit" then handles you a little piece of paper that you unfold to read and it's her phone number, you look towards her but she ain't there no more, in 3 seconds she totally disappeared and you don't even know if it's a real number or if she's just trolling.

>>127348571
id probably call her father

>>127348571
im surprised she has managed to stay relevant all these years and its because she knows how to sing and play instruments on her own, many way too many modern artists cant say the same they are going to die off and be forgotten.

Machine Gun Kelly fucking literal who. Lil Peep literal who, etc. A lot of people are royally fucked in the modern music industry. Their existence is explotation and death.

>>127348571
> "Nice record player, dipshit"
what a romantic line

Im gonna spend all my Sunday learning the tutorials of this fat fuck

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QYqzqvYYI50&ab_channel=FreddyfromdearMaryanne(cue)

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eMpybYofCeY&ab_channel=FreddyfromdearMaryanne(cue)

https://youtu.be/-ojS5QIbdmA?si=by-UWhxyk61gy1Wt

>>127348673
nice, here's me playing All We Know. its not perfect and i just hit some random shit during the bridge

https://vocaroo.com/1m8lIQAIEzCp

bump limit reached

>>127348951
FUCK

dont forget to make another thread later and link the previous thread, that links the previous thread in the same format with the same OP and the same text and shit