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Anonymous No.127300310 >>127300389 >>127300410 >>127300455 >>127300472 >>127300522
America's Poet
>sits on the toilet seat eating fried chicken, pulls a can of Coors out the toilet cistern leans into the microphone:
>"Dead Indians scattered on dawn's highway*burp* scatters the child's fragile egg shell mind
>"Ooooh Mama....YEAH!!!!"
>"Come here little girl love you Ahhhhh yeaahhh!"
>Satisfied leave the rest for the band to finish while you go off for heroin and hamburgers with your 14 yeat old wife
Anonymous No.127300321
i like the doors because its a perfect musical barometer, if someone likes or rates the doors i know they have nothing interesting to say
Anonymous No.127300389
>>127300310 (OP)
>>sits on the toilet seat eating fried chicken
hey, lock the door on the way out, mate
Anonymous No.127300410
>>127300310 (OP)
All right, aaaaaaaaall riiiight
Anonymous No.127300455
>>127300310 (OP)
>>"At one point during a lunch break he asked what I was doing, and I told him this medical research thing. He asked if there was a Burger King around there and I said β€˜Yeah I’m going back to the hospital, I can give you a ride’. Instead of dropping him off I joined him for lunch.He had two Cheese Whoppers and a malt shake.”
Anonymous No.127300472 >>127300510
>>127300310 (OP)
Mmmm heroin..... AND CHEESEBURGERS!!!
Sounds like Jerry Garcia's Achilles heels. Heart Attack Grill is gonna be my fate, not Smack. Food makes you feel amazing in ways that only God could otherwise. You can't emulate the flavors of a bacon onion ring bbq sauce with a nice saliva inducing slab of prime beef. AND THE FRIES
Slurp that down with a chocolate buttermilk shake like a big ol' boy. EYES BIGGER THAN YOUR STOMACH YEAAAAH
Anonymous No.127300510 >>127300682
>>127300472
>When the mexicans conspire to spice them tacos
>and the chilli carnitas breed tiny droplets of seasoned grease
>fresh avocados are in
>the menudo is about to be served
Anonymous No.127300522
>>127300310 (OP)
He overindulged. there is an American quintessence in that.
Anonymous No.127300682
>>127300510
Jim Morrison had a rather eclectic palette. It tickles my fancy the banquets he would indulge in. Deep fried duck a la ronde, turduckens inside of turduckens, Apple fritters fried in horse lard, a veal fetus steak breaded with Nebraskan organic corn fed wheat and a spicy chili turmeric rub from El Paso, gallons of Jack n Coke, those big tubs of popcorn at the movies but drenched til it's dripping from the bottom and you gotta go in the bathroom and spot clean the grease stains with a napkin soap water
Yeah that's my meal, just appetizing