Don’t Look At Me Edition

Old thread:
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>>127310919
>>127310919


FAQ:

>How do I get into X genre?
https://imgur.com/a/I4V7E - listen to these albums
https://imgur.com/a/OfxFO - save these images
https://imgur.com/a/fZjkWp6 - cringe edits

>How do I find more like X band?
http://www.metal-archives.com - Search for your favorite band and look under "similar artists" tab.
http://www.last.fm - Search for your favorite band and look under "similar artists".
http://www.rateyourmusic.com - Read charts and lists.
http://www.4chanmusic.wikia.com/wiki/Essential_Charts - Look for metal related charts.
http://www.gnoosic.com/ - Self-explanatory.

>Where do I find X album?
http://www.slsknet.org/news/node/1 - P2P application, install it and use the search tab
http://www.dark-world.ru/bands/ - Russian metal DDL archive, requires you to add Russian language in your Firefox settings in order to access the download links (Options > Content > Languages > add Russian at the bottom of the list)
https://www.rutracker.org - Russian Bittorrent tracker, requires registration (http://i.imgur.com/SYbRnnk.png)
http://www.en.metal-tracker.com/ - Russian Bittorrent tracker, requires registration

if you make a thread before the old one has 310 posts the janny will delete it 99% of the time, newfriend

>>127317622
I thought the bump limit was 300???

>>127317665
you thought wrong

>>127317676
Damn my bad

BLASTING POST EM

>>127317731
lets see if this thread survives

https://i.4cdn.org/wsg/1754443031531739.webm

The opening Ain't talking about love riff sounds like it came off an early Metallica album

>>127317731

Heavy metal bands love Abba.

https://music.youtube.com/watch?v=xpphPS0SLAU

https://music.youtube.com/watch?v=9aACfL9HOAQ

Whats the best album art you’ve seen? This is one of my all time favourites, and the alternative is just as cool

>>127318107
I didn’t remember to post a link to the discogs with all the pictures from the vinyl

https://www.discogs.com/master/1448298-Noose-Rot-The-Creeping-Unknown/image/SW1hZ2U6NDQyODA4NjA=

>>127318107

>>127318287
Looks a little goofy, but I know it would spook the shit out of kid me.

>>127318287
I’ve been trying to find this album for fucking ages, I thought the album name was ‘In The Valley Of The Devilwitch’

hey guys, try not to let a turd world iphoneshitter make the next thread, thanks

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7pzmS4sbzAE

>>127318440
Still taking a shit stop ruining my fucking thread

>>127318440
I'll take a dozen thirdies over the chinless chinchilla any day

>>127318477
Thank you simpsister

I just roke up and sucked a fat cock to completion
is this metal?

>Long ass OP
Leave shit like this to the pseuds on /assical/. We set aside our egos here and refuse to any post with a long body.

>>127318561
>refuse to any
good morning

>>127318561
>we
you don't even listen to metal obese mutt

>>127318571
>typo = Indian
pick where u land on this map
>>127318575
irrelevant

>>127318515
Dis niqga out here cloning xirself

>>127318601
>n-no u!
really chrusty? really? am i just now learning you're a poo?

>>127318561
It’s an FAQ so people don’t ask dumb shit, but you’re saying dumb shit so maybe your post has the same relevance the toilet paper has thats about to wipe my asshole, dickhead

Much like tic-tac-toe, metal has been solved a long time ago
Anything "new" is just derivative of what came before

>>127318624
>DURR WGERE DO I FIND MUSIC???
When did someone ask this

>>127318618
Let me show you something man
You see this post >>127318624? Examine the verbage. Look at the adjective.
>so maybe your post has the same relevance the toilet paper has thats about to wipe my asshole
You know who talks like this? Eastern Euros and Central Asians. This poster is clearly one of the two. This is how you accurately detect ethnic background online. I have yet to say anything, in terms of phraseology or content, that is characteristically Hinpoo.

>>127318632
whatever music you like is just derivative of what came before it

>>127318561
Baby Hector aka Linus has been trying to ruin this general with his insufferable autism and tryhardism lately

>>127318664
Yes, metal is creatively dead
Glad you understand, champ

>>127318703
so what are you? some asspained faggot from /classical/?

>>127318682
What does a "saved" /metal/ look like to you?
I didn't make the OP btw.

>>127318781
What, I can't be an avid fan of metal and not point out its flaws?

>>127318682
So if I remember shit right
Linus is actually the same person as Norsecorefag, who was most notable at the time for spamming Dark Funeral, and having the same argument with Hector everyday over whether Snorre or "Oystein" (jfc) created black metal.
If my assumption is right, then I guess I appreciate that he's finally moved on to a new gimmick, at least.
meh'ul https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fZXyHD927Nw

Finally some serious metal discussion

>>127318682
He hasn't been back since his reddit account was posted

>>127317731

>>127318829
No, he is a really boring tourist who tries to turn this place into Reddit

>>127318657
Thats the whole point, they haven’t, maybe because there’s an FAQ

>>127318660
What the fuck are you high on your own cum or some shit? Who analyses the “verbage” (im pretty sure you mean ‘verbiage’) of 4chan posts, do you seriously have no other better things to do than critique someone’s wording or linguistics…?


Try spelling it properly next time you dumb fucking cunt

>>127318703
No it’s not, there’s plenty of new metal out in the last few years thats crossed the territory of shit that hasn’t been heard before

>>127318934
Post 'em

>>127318937
Sure, I’m in between posting here and doing other shit so give me 10 minutes to find some shit

why does reddit love agalloch and opeth so much?
deafheaven as well

>>127319000
Estrogen

>>127318937
https://youtu.be/wqK4FBJBprg?si=NmDLQYkeOf4AStfm


Lol, going through the albums and you probably have a point. Sun O is the only one I could find that isn’t like anything else thats been done already.

Did the Thompson guy die or something?
Hope so

>>127319000
Because Reddit, Agalloch, Opeth, and Deafheaven share a core audience: bearded, glasses wearing, IPA drinking, skinnyfat millennials

>>127319039
stop trying to summon annoying posters

>>127318829
>Linus is actually the same person as Norsecorefag
kek that's news to me
>>127318848
How is not making mongoloid-tier ritualposts reddit? I know I write a bit of a textwall from time to time, but it's worlds better than "[musician] just died [kpop webm]" or "is [random link] metal?!?"

I'm amazed by how warped the pattern recognition and conception of post quality is in nu-/meal/.

>>127319035
derivative of a broken refrigerator

Ronny James Dio just freaking died to death my dudes...

Castle Rat is awesome, finally I discover something good.

>>127319000
Prog metal and atmoblack are genres that make them feel smart/eclectic without having to do anything. It's like how back in the day, your parents or grandparents might buy a classical "pops" record or a Pavarotti compilation so they felt cultured but wouldn't need to dedicate their attention to an entire work.

>>127317731
d00m preparation vol. 2

I like Opeth

>>127319000
We love Opeth here. Only sickly bmcels that live in mommy's basement hate them.

Opeth is Linuscore

Old /mu/ loved intelligent mallcore like Opeth, BtbaM, Meshuggah etc.

>>127319089
I thought his name was Ronny Dino...

Fantastic new album

>>127319291
stupid ass cover

>>127319222
>>127319226
This isn’t r/metal, remove yourselves infidels

>>127319226
>mommy's basement hate them.
dumbass you're in the basement right now

>>127319426
It's time for you to go back to lebbit you stinky turd worlder seeing as you're overly concerned what they're listening to

Opeth nerds get punched here

>>127319000
they love liturgy as well

Opeth fans the type of guy to eat pizza with a fork and knife

prog metal fans (opeth, tool etc) are pretentious but thats beating a dead horse

>>127319243
The good moments in Opeth are crippled by their gimmick of flip-flopping between clean and harsh parts to feign dynamic or proficient songwriting. I'd pick any of the death-prog Opeth albums over Focus or Absolute Elsewhere, but it's still gateway pseudo-extreme metal that I have less and less tolerance for.
>>127319291
I'm guessing this guy's idea of Irish patriotism is "Anglos out, MENAs in"?

Opeth fans wear shirts saying "I'd challenge you to a battle of wits, but you appear to be unarmed".

favorite Opeth song? for me it's Bleak
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5Zdg4Sbefg4

Opeth fans squaredance and snap their fingers at Opeth concerts

>>127319546
Serenity Painted Death

>>127319513
>>127319543
>>127319553
we get it: mommy didn't bring the ketchup with your tendies and people aren't discussing your favorite bmcel band that only 5 people and a dog know about, but you need to get a job and a girlfriend anon

>we get it: mommy didn't bring the ketchup with your tendies and people aren't discussing your favorite bmcel band that only 5 people and a dog know about, but you need to get a job and a girlfriend anon

>*listens to Camel and Gentle Giant on vinyl once*

Orchid to Watershed is the greatest run of albums of all time

god i love listening to based music that makes incels poop and pee their pants. here's Opeth at Wacken 2015. setlist was meh, but fun fact: i was at this Wacken and saw them!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0ALW6Rm2W0g

>>127319611
>Under Jolly Roger to Black Hand Inn is the greatest run of albums of all time
fix'd

>>127319612
>being proud for being at one of the worst Wackens ever

>>127319567
That's funny, because liking Opeth/fantasy novels/tabletop is a cope for girls not enjoying your company.

>>127319535
Nevermind it's the flag of a Canadian province (including green for Irish heritage)

>>127319629
>is a cope for girls not enjoying your company.
That's metal in general

>>127319629
some girls like Opeth/fantasy novels/tabletop too, but they are obese and smell like tuna

>>127319627
i mean yeah it wasn't that great compared to others, but you have to remember you basically have to get your tickets a year in advance and they sell out within hours. you know like 5 of the bands that are playing at the time. trust me i was pretty pissed when the next year's lineup was revealed. was still fun, probably the most fun i'd ever had.

I'm only mildly hyped for the new Babymetal album coming out tomorrow
Thank you for reading my blog

Opeth fans fart in the toilet and flush

>>127319659
>Thank you for reading my blog
Ironic shitposting is still shitposting.

Opeth fans the type of guy to say "Most sincere apologies, pardon me" when bumping into another guy in the pit

>>127319535
>Irish patriotism
It's Newfoundland

>>127319672
Are you going to cry about it on the Opeth forum?

>liking Opeth/fantasy novels/tabletop is a cope for gi-ACK!

Enslaved is Opeth for people with good taste

>>127319688
Is that that hapa faggot from Polyphia when he was younger?

>>127319687
No I'd rather raugh at you for spamming bugs and never feeling the inside of a real vagina (the fleshlights you fuck don't count)

>This girl totally likes my nerd interests and isn't feasting off simp attention/bux!
I have a fine bridge to sell you.

>>127319691
>Enslaved haven't been good since they become an Opeth clone
interesting

Castle Rat is good

>you listen to Opeth because women don't like you
>W-WAIT J-JUST BECAUSE WOMEN LIKE OPETH DOESN'T MEAN ANYTHING REEEEEEEEEEEEEE
loving every laugh

Fact: all Castle Rat shilling in this general is from horny lonelyfags

>Women like Opeth
Yeah, but only ones that are 200lbs+

>>127319730
>didn't even contest the first point
grim

>>127319687
Monomania-addled idiot. I was just saying ten minutes ago why I don't like Opeth. >>127319535

>>127319730
Why would a (wo)men liking it have any impact of your own taste in music? Just listen to what you like, except Opeth, that shit sucks ass

for me, it's Akerstache

>>127317731

>but only ones that are 2-ACK!

>>127319760
Not everything is about and your profile neurosis, Linus

>>127319774
Ok, some horifically ugly and mentally ill ones like Opeth as well

Why does Swedish metal make so many people upset? Something I've noticed here

when i think of opeth i think of chilly autumn days and playing diablo 2

>>127319801
Success breeds jealousy
also 95% of anti-Swedish posters are Danes

>>127319801
swedish metal = progwank, meloshit and dj*nt

>>127319777
Your comebacks have to make sense before they can work.

>>127319774
>someone took the time out of their life
>to find this picture
>type the post and captcha
>and upload it


Jeez, I’m gonna do one of these soon if this thread doesn’t pick up

>>127319822
>t. danskjävel

>>127319801
Because they are shockingly bad at making actually good metal and most of it is just
>>127319822

>>127319829
>I’m gonna do one of these soon if this thread doesn’t pick up
I'll gladly help you out with that

>>127319845
At least they are still far better than F*nland.

>>127319856
Have you not seen the movie? You get shot and then I go blam. No help needed.

>>127319857
Finland is literally nothing but generic norsecore and the only good band is Beherit, so you are probably right

>>127319868
Hurry up on the "you go blam" part

>>127319856
>ask her what her favorite opeth song is
>in my time of need
fucking stupid whore

Bitches love Blowpeth

>>127319893
You know this is only shopped on her shirt, right?

>>127319869
Finnish bands are either 1/10 or 9-10/10, no inbetween. And they weight mostly toward the 1/10

>>127319911
All of them are 1/10 except for (early) Bodom.

Sweden produces some of the most embarrassing, dogshit ever recorded

finland > norway > sweden

I miss the days when I was a teen first getting into metal
>listening to the classics of the various subgenres for the first time
>reading bands' stories and trying to interpret their lyrics
>poorly scribbling logos in notebooks during class
>listening for hours with headphones at max volume
take me back bros...

>>127319928
>tfw had to see Amaranthe twice without wanting to

>>127319821
>also 95% of anti-Swedish posters are Danes
Danes and their inferiority complexes are truly something to behold

>>127319869
>Finland is literally nothing but generic norsecore
Hyper giga newfag. Your heeming appointment is overdue.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UzDuDqUkles

have u ever heard this

>>127319969
>>Finland is literally nothing but generic norsecore
>posts a band that is literally a Marduk clone
Suomi ain't sending their best

>hard carried by Mercyful Fate/King Diamond
they can't even claim Lars because he's an honorary Amerifat

>>127319988
Artillery used to be cool too

>>127319969
You must be fucking joking
Are you going to post Satanic Warmaster next?

>>127319988
There is Artillery, but yeah otherwise very insignificant.

Is there any reason why all the non-BM scandibands feel the need to dress like Kingdom Hearts characters?

>>127319969
based but Satanic Black Devotion mogs
>>127319988
Sortsind is great too

Posting more based Swedish metal. RIP In Solitude, so mad I never got to see them
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=owM9lptCU6U

Impaled Nazarene blows 99% of norsecore out of the water

>>127320016
You're not supposed to post or share actual good bands

>>127319986
>>127319998
So do you dorks just hear any blasts or trempicking and call it norsecore?

>>127319986
>sargeist
>marduk clone
this is probably the dumbest thing i've ever read in this thread

>>127319988
Saturnus is peak death/doom

>>127320027
Norsecore was always a dumb term anyway so it's not surprising it gets misused now.

After listening to pic related I can finally confirm that black metal peaked back when it didn't sound like black metal at all but sounded like a heavier Slayer instead

1st wave bm is shit

>>127319801
Swedish metal is excellent (I refer of course to Power Metal)

Thank god Castle rat are not touring Romania, Negru would probably try to storm the stage to sniff her nasty hair pits

Yes, Sargeist.... the norsecore band, that Shatraug calls his "French black metal" band....

>b-b-but le Metal Archives
Damn dude, way to own yourself.
Linus-tier embarrassment.

>>127320069
to be fair, I would too

>>127320071
I think you got baited, friend

>>127320090
this, how could you fucking not!?

>>127319869
Finnish black metal pioneers are:
>Beherit, Archgoat, Impaled Nazarene

Literally nothing to do with Norway. Beherit and Archgoat both formed in the 80s, Impaled Nazarene sounds nothing like Norsecore, it's literally some sort of Satanic proto-Grindcore

>>127320087
Yes, even MA has enough sense not to compare Finnish melodic black metal to Swedish norsecore bands.
>>127320099
Either way, I don't want actual morons getting the wrong idea from baitposters.

Norsecore is not a real term stop using it

Are metalfaggots seriously too low IQ to make a better alternative to metal shitchives?

>>127320115
>>127320127
>

she's no Yeji

>>127320135
Only literal subhumans like you and Linus think they are to be taken seriously.

More metal than any of that Finlandian norsecore
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qyPhsFxnc_c

metal-archives is 100% accurate when it comes to cataloging metal

>>127320166
>tfw no big tiddy unga bunga steak eating gf
caveman riffs for this feel?

>>127320174
>no Hatebreed
>no numetal
>cataloging metal

Hatebreed is baggypantsshit

>>127320186
not metal
not metal

>>127320174
only band i disagree with being excluded is europe for their debut record, other than that i agree
>>no Hatebreed
hatebreed is punk

>>127320186
>>127320174
Metal-Archives adds Rush (not metal)

But won't add Poison
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rLt5r1O7qiE

This is 100% glam metal album, like some other stuff by Poison. Yet Metal-Archives mods won't add this band. However, stuff like Rush remains

>>127320135
i like the old school look of MA i just wish it was faster

>>127320214
mods added rush as a joke to piss people off and it still works

>>127320214
>This is 100% glam metal album
they also don't include glam metal unless it's also congruent with heavy metal (ie, motley crue's first two albums, dokken)

>>127320229
Why many glam metal bands are on Metal-Archives

But not Poison?

Why add Mötley Crüe, but not Poison?
https://www.metal-archives.com/bands/M%C3%B6tley_Cr%C3%BCe/1025

explain

>>127319903
Its true I just looked it up

>>127320238
probably just an oversight because nobody actually listens to glam so nobody is complaining

>>127320238
>Why add Mötley Crüe, but not Poison?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zDXuHRvAjl0&list=PLsT9douBcx99LNoDKRPWukegVBbsu0twk

>fails at being a yuppie folk rock singer-songwriter
>fails at being an Instagram model
>her dad feels sorry for her and uses his music industry connections to make her into a plant
>low IQ metalhead retards fail for the bait and simp for her

Nobody like glam metal except middle aged women who are still rocking the same haircut since 1984 and wear brown leather jackets with tassels

>>127320237
>>127320247

Poison is literally musically heavier than Skid Row, yet Skid Row is on MA

Glam? Yeah, I like glam.
Mötley Crüe, Def Leppard, Alice Cooper, Whitesnake, Scorpions, Tesla, Dokken, Bon Jovi, Skid Row, Poison, Cinderella, W.A.S.P., Ratt, Quiet Riot, Stryper, Twisted Sister, Warrant, Hanoi Rocks, Extreme, Great White, White Lion, Y&T, Mr. Big, Kix, L.A. Guns, Faster Pussycat, Damn Yankees, Firehouse, Slaughter, Vinnie Vincent Invasion, Winger, Steelheart, Love/Hate, Night Ranger, Enuff Z'nuff, Nitro, Helix, Europe, Lita Ford, Thunder, Vixen, Lynch Mob, Badlands, Autograph, Keel, Dangerous Toys, Bang Tango, Whitecross, Jackyl, Michael Monroe, Vain, Kick Axe, Giant, BulletBoys, Steeler, Trixter, EZO, Every Mother's Nightmare, Danger Danger, Tyketto, Lizzy Borden, Britney Fox, Jetboy, Zodiac Mindwarp, Pretty Boy Floyd, Junkyard, Hurricane, Tuff, Roxy Blue, Black 'n' Blue, Aldo Nova, Angel, House of Lords, Wildside, Candy Harlots, Wrathchild, The Darkness, Babylon A.D., Tora Tora, T.N.T., Sleeze Beez, Blue Murder, King Kobra, The Scream, Shotgun Messiah, Contraband, Killer Dwarfs, Mr. Nasty, Wild Boyz, Kik Tracee, Southgang, Rockhead, Beau Nasty, Saigon Kick, Nelson, the list goes on...

>>127320262
>t. doesn't have a car
If you don't have tickets to seeCastle Rat, you don't belong in metalheadistan.

>>127320262
there is exactly 1 person in this thread posting castle rat. no one else gives a shit

Castle rat girl is gross

>>127320273
>Tuff

This band was based

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ySQrX1NzyCw

The singer was later in Nitro

>>127320276
I live in my car

>>127320052
you know I don't think I've ever seen you post Nocturnal Rites (the best swedish power band)

>>127320289
She looks like the type to post nudes on reddit

>>127320265
>yet Skid Row is on MA
because if you actually read through past logs on the site you'll know that they were added for their '90s output (slave to the grind, subhuman race) and not their debut album

>>127320310
that's gross

>>127320316
And what is their reasoning?

Some glam bands like SLUT are also rejected
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mOAFT5HLTuE

Yet they sound 100x more metal than some bands on Metal-Archives.

>>127320310
She makes most of her money from OnlyFans hair porn

Imagine an Opeth fan at a Castle Rat show

>>127320372
they'd be indistinguishable in a crowd of söy males

>>127320344
>And what is their reasoning?
the same reason that's always given if you've spent more than five seconds on the website. skid row has a metal album (that is, one that is predominantly metal and isn't just a few metal songs here and there)
>Some glam bands like SLUT are also rejected
because almost all glam is rooted in rock music and not heavy metal. that song you posted is metal, yeah, but that's one song. while i'm not sure on the EXACT ratio to be added, it's a safe bet that if a record has less than 60-65% metal it won't get included there
and as for poison, i've listened to both of their '80s albums and they have no business being on that site

>>127320372
He'd defending the Rat Queen's honor from drunk hecklers

>>127320396
Imagine all the moustache twirling and all he times they'd go "good heavens" and touch their bald forehead in arousal

>>127320144
Here lies the reputation of the Castle Rat

>>127320144
Wilma Flintstone quit being a housewife and started working at the seediest brothel in Bedrock

>>127318107

>>127320423
He'd challenge them to a Magic The Gathering tournament by dawn

>>127320144
She used to be wholesome with a delicious flat chest but became a fake titty turboslut poser

Artist: Darkthrone
Album: Panzerfaust
Song: Beholding The Throne of Might

>And destruction upon the holy man
>Who hails a jew

>>127320422
I just don't get it. Something like Van Halen sounds 10x more heavier than Twisted Sister whole discography

Yet Van Halen is not on MA, and Twisted Sister is. I would even argue that Van Halen sounds more metal than Twisted Sister

>>127320474
have you even heard Under the Blade?

>>127320474
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QBpBPKi_-uw&list=PLkROH3Eqs0T8av72HCsOfSjhJerWH5yw-&index=1&pp=iAQB8AUB
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cDBxiuLrfSA&pp=ygUQdW5kZXIgdGhlIGJsYWRlIA%3D%3D
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XBQGAGkx9bg&list=PLkROH3Eqs0T8av72HCsOfSjhJerWH5yw-&index=6&pp=iAQB8AUB
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=E-P0wvyQtmk&list=PLkROH3Eqs0T8av72HCsOfSjhJerWH5yw-&index=8&pp=iAQB8AUB
twisted sister is more than those two songs off stay hungry lol

opeth castle rat merge in 2 months
prog doom,
im an insider i know what im talking about

what are some other bands like peste noire that are very evocative of a country, culture and history the way peste noire is to france? like a german or italian or spanish peste noire, etc.. doesn't have to be black metal or european at all. i just can't think of any other bands whose sound is so immediately recognizable as that of its nation as peste noire.

>>127320591
Fuck off nazi scum

SHE'S A STUPID BITCH

>>127320630
you ok buddy?

>>127320396
>>127320372
>>127320424
still buttblasted from earlier huh? also stop replying to yourself

>>127320737
Bro Opeth moustache wholesome dadderino guy will not fuck you for simping for him on the internet like a loyal little pet monkey.

Damn this general was killed when the OP became joyless.

>>127320910
Make This General Great Again

stupid fucking thread is just some retard talking to himself. let it die already.

Cant believe old man Ozzy died

>>127320929
Not a simp but castle rat do simp for me, correct

>>127318107

Opeth

anything similar to nagasaki sunrise?

>yah dood I fuckin' luv DEATH METAL hahaha I am blasting a total banger rn (right now)
>the total banger:

>>127319222
Imagine bothering with anything they did after Still Life. They peaked on Morningrise.

i like some of in flames music. sue me

>>127321048
In flames is /metal/'s favorite band. no one's going to sure u

Why are the imgur links all broken?

>>127319000
I never understood the hype around Opeth but they were pretty good live. Akerfeldt seems like a cool guy to be around. (I was there to see the openers)

>>127321048
See you in court, fucko

>>127321096
Akerfeld is a child molester

>>127321096
They've been broken for over 2 years

in flames is simply the best band of all time.
https://youtu.be/2d1pRlRxkJw

black metal is a meme genre. darkthrone and burzum are the only ones who nailed it. everything else is derivative as fuck. mayhem's vocals are a joke.

>danish death metal, good
>danish black metal, garbage
every time

>>127321048
Peaked on Jester Race. Whoracle is great too. Then slowly started turning into Disneycore on Colony and onwards.

>>127321125
>mayhem's vocals are a joke.
most black metal fans will agree with this, especially if youre talking about attila's vocals
just like how most black metal fans will say that darkthrone and immortal are better than mayhem
>burzum are the only ones who nailed it
if you like burzum's atmospheric/ambient black metal, then youll like other atmospheric black metal bands

>>127321120
>in flames is simply the best band of all time.
so good they reincarnated as orbit culture.

>>127321140
this redditor cooked you bro

Why are black metallers such perverts?

Sad Wings of Destiny is peak Judas Priest. Sin After Sin is great too though and important if only for the drum work. Then they went to McDonald's. Sue me.

>>127321166
>this redditor cooked you bro
Most shameful statement I've read on this general.

>>127321166
>everything post Clayman is shit
Clayman itself was a heaping pile of shit

>>127321166
But I said they started sucking on Colony already. So whoever you're referring to is not me.

>>127321183
>Sad Wings of Destiny is peak Judas Priest.
i think stained class is slightly better, but i won't really argue with you on this one
>then they went to McDonald's.
stained class rules, damn it. they didn't start commercializing their sound until killing machine

if in flames is bad because of inconsistent catalog then megadeth is better than metallica due to having a more consistent catalog the poptallica
check and mate.

>>127319203
Yeah let me listen to another Putrescent Sewer album instead like the tasteful person I am

>>127321211
>the
than*

>>127321211
>then megadeth is better than metallica due to having a more consistent catalog the poptallica
yes they are and only retards say otherwise

>>127321231
*then

>>127321238
more consistent catalog then poptallica

127321237
lol
lmao

>>127317731

>>127321211
inconsistent? everything they've released for 30 years straight has been garbage.

Opeth increased my iq by 100 and opened my mind.

>>127321258
søy overdose

>>127317731
MOAR!!

>>127321106
That's unexpected, what's the story there? A quick google didn't bring up anything aside from him pissing off his fans over something trivial.

>>127321170
The social guy usually reposts these images, funny he skipped this one.

>>127321088
No.

>>127321255
consistently bad then? whats worse then, being inconsistently bad or being consistently bad?

Is Emperor big enough for normies to recognize them? I was shocked my power metal loving coworker heard of them.

>>127321210
Nah Stained Class is fine for what it is but still a step down from the previous two imo.
Phillips>Binks
Both are better than the child molestor though thats for sure.

>>127321322
Emperor is entry level basic bitch radio friendly black metal

>>127321322
Dunno never heard of them

>>127321322
>power metal nerd doesnt know about the founder of symphonic black metal
classic, but ask him about the rules of dnd and he will tell you in detail every possible thing!

>>127321330
>Nah Stained Class is fine for what it is but still a step down from the previous two imo.
gotta disagree, while i think sin after sin is a great album i've never really given a shit about last rose of summer. it's a decent ballad, sure, but it never goes above that. in comparison stained class i love every song off of it and it's probably my favorite album of all time next to deep purple - in rock

*ahem*

>>127321359
sup Yuuko_o

>>127321293
any reason why this album seems to be so elusive? it'd be one thing if it weren't on streaming (which it isn't), but there's hardly any uploads of it on YT at all; and none in high quality. what's the deal with that?

WHY THE FUCK DO ALL METALCORE ARTISTS HAVE NECK TATTOOES LIKE RONNIE RADKE?

>>127321392
Why don't metal musicians look like Gregory Peck or Charlton Heston?

>>127321380
damn, is my typing style really that obvious? :p
anyways not much, trying to listen to saint vitus - V but it's really hard to find a complete copy that's in anything above potato quality

Diaper Priest is the next one to fucking croak.
Can't wait. DIE AIDSHAVER!

>>127321359
Fair point even though I still disagree with you on it being better than Sad Wings or Sin. And I also disagree with you about last rose of summer.
I just think Stained Class sort of starts and ends with Beyond the Realms of Death (because you know come on its just a massive song) and Saints in Hell (for being unusally doomy for a Priest track with that uptempo proto-thrash part thrown in as well) in there somewhere being the only tracks that really makes me raise an eyebrow.
Its not like Exciter does anything groundbreaking that Motörheads Overkill did around the same time.

>>127321403
nah, its the deep purple part that gave it away. kek

>>127321411
wow he looks almost dead, meanwhile pentagram looks very much alive and full of energy.
the power of doom.

>>127321426
The AIDS is killing him

>>127321322
normies? no. but i would expect someone into power metal to be aware of them. unless by "power metal" you mean sabaton. emperor are probably the biggest name after mayhem, burzum, darkthrone, and immortal.

>>127321431
did chuck shuldiner spread aids to everyone in the industry? did he cause a mass death event?

>>127321384
probably some issue with the label

>>127321437
Chuck pozzed him up. Diaper Priest Halfwit was a bugchaser

why does plebbit keep talking about us?
https://old.reddit.com/r/MetalMemes/comments/10tsy7x/4chan_is_a_website/

>>127321384
High Roller Records got the rights to it 6 years ago and they don't go for all that streaming shite.

>>127321411
I'd guess the oxygen mask is to make his vocal practice easier since he's so old at this point. You can say anything with a contextless clip.

>>127321447
SeeFow made that meme

>>127321415
>I just think Stained Class sort of starts and ends with Beyond the Realms of Death (because you know come on its just a massive song)
i see where you're coming from, and while i agree that it's a masterpiece of a song...i wouldn't call it my favorite off the album. that award goes to exciter. (BytRoD is #2, and i also really like heroes end, particularly the main riff. it's really simple but i love how they got a simple hard rock riff to sound menacing, i'm not smart enough to tell you why though lol)
>in there somewhere being the only tracks that really makes me raise an eyebrow.
fair enough! i wouldn't say it's a particularly revolutionary album, but it makes up for it by in my opinion just being incredibly well-performed and written metal. :)
>>127321425
lol, hey man that record's fucking perfect
>>127321448
rip. still doesn't explain the lack of uploads on YT but it does explain no streaming. thanks mate

Rob will live to a 100
kys

lords of chaos is the worst movie
movies about metal are for posers

>>127321447
this got a kek out of me

>>127321468
He has less than 3 years

>>127321485
I brought this pasta here from the old anus forums

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=L_N3s1xUJmc

>>127317731
change of plans, i'm not bothering to seek out V so i'll just listen to that one when i can buy a physical copy of it.

>zoomers don't know how to use torrents
grim

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Z0faeREYjHc

we must go to louder than life to listen to sleep token and cypress hill!

>>127321447
I've never seen reddit mention 4chan. normies think 4chan is just /pol/ and /b/, or they don't know it exists.

>>127321518
oh i know how to use torrents, i just couldn't find V on the site where i usually get them from
maybe i'll go for a deeper search later : j

>>127319988
>iniquity
>konkhra
>dominus
>detest
All fuck

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NRyH_9n3eQg

>>127321540
EZ

>>127321554
oh. thanks man

I've never seen a good lineup for a rock/metal festival on the west coast. sucks to be a caliphonyian

>>127321510
not metal
>>127321524
not metal
>>127321527
not metal

>>127321527
Of course The Story So Far and Neck Deel are headlining the same show. That will be the least metal of all the nights

>>127321554
Shart Shitus sucks. Druggy nazi music

>>127321576
slayer created metal
without slayer there is no sleep token.

>>127321527
>Thrown
Wow I thought they were just some YouTube band, not big enough for a festival like this

>>127321601
>>127321601
>>127321601

>>127321588
>Druggy nazi music
I'm already a fan of the band you don't need to sell me further

>>127321608
I'm not posting in this one. Someone make a real /metal/ thread.

real
>>127321610

>>127321608
shan't be posting in a low effort bake

>>127321576
>nominated for best metal album at Grammy's
It seems like you're factually incorrect

>>127321608
>>127321618
flooding

>>127321608
Kek the OP is alone bumping his own thread.

>>127321681
As is common on /bleep/

>no effort ratbake wins
/xxr/ time

>>127317731
Just going to stay here for as long as I can.

>>127321839
same here, new thread looks like a hellhole

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DLG9oTH-ZbQ

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=v9cDvwwbj6A

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vzIIn3m1QPY

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CpF8Y5aG15g&si=gi-31TRp2pCMgBk4

>>127322319
based

>>127321512
that's their worst anyway

>>127321527
how do some bands like slaughter to prevail get so big so fast
aren't they russian to begin with??

>>127322663
core is the most popular metal subgenre

>>127317600 (OP)
Metal is for fags

>>127323012
Then who is kpop for?