Thread 127333044

Serious /metal/ thread edition.
old: >>127329680
FAQ: https://pastebin.com/vHeAR1Bt

Artist: Darkthrone
Album: Panzerfaust
Song: Beholding The Throne of Might

>And destruction upon the holy man
>Who hails a jew

NECROPHAGIST

black metal chuds are just mad because power metal is the real aryan man's music
>nerdy european fantasy autism, and blonde hair
sounds much more ARYAN than
>low iq retarded black haired satanist criminal screeching in low fidelity
if anything black metal is a nigger genre

>>127333044 (OP)
FENERZIZ. Transylvanian Hunger is overrated.

>>127333044 (OP)
oh look the best darkthrone album

BLASTINGS in celebration of the secretary's great heeming?

>>127333069
you can't say that word here

>>127333077
which is actually this one

First Wave Black Metal Exists.

>>127333063
I like that shit, hard to fkn play though

Yeah, Procyonmantis, we rule, cause Germany sucks, for us. We're like the best fucking anti-dog metal band out there. People don't recognise it, then fuck them
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=d4_NbuIsuZw :)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DazxaKYHWgY

>>127333093
i am a black king

>>127333106
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CKURwaPvs48

HOLY based the shit threads all got nuked, maybe the jannies and mods are alright...
>>127333069
black and power are both respectable expressions of the european ethos

And more black metal should be like Abigor and for UFO truth also:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rE6yclccRGE

>>127333103
Reminds me when norsecuck got banned and was so asshurt he’s stayed in /classical/ ever since

>>127333176
Replied to this post
>>127333103

>>127333093
which word?

>>127333082
The sounds of my motorcycle as I blogpost about my road rash finally starting to feel better.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xvm-ludS0-U

I found a random Abigor karaoke version. I'm kinda amazed at this. I'd sing along though. EERIE CONSTELLATION IS A BEGINNING. EERIE CONSTELLATION IS AN END. RAWRRRRRRRR!!!!!!!!!!! :D

>>127333144
cope varg would agree with me
the trve evropean spirit is light sounding happier music, not misantrophic evil music
symphonic metal, power metal and folk metal are the real ARYAN genres

>>127333189
metal

any Ahulabrum fans?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FMbo_DqQQrg

>>127333063
Garbage.

>>127333246
This, but Deicide.

I'm into UFOs, but not that into this band. Nice pic they have though.

>>127333069
Power metal is for fags I like some of it, but I'm aware it's prob the gayest subgenre next to glam

>>127333262
If you write that, you're probably gay yourself. I won't judge you.

>>127333262
and why is it for fags???

>>127333254
both

>>127333262
how is glam gay when they got 100x more pussy than everyone else?

Any metal for injuries going from painful to extraordinarily itchy? Like the same level of itch I imagine an OSDM fan's scalp goes through everyday.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=q4eiK-7Z4fY

I am albino.

>>127333234
absolute shite

>>127333291
it's gay to listen to because it was made specifically for women

>>127333293
>tfw osdm fan and my scalp is itchy
in my defense im washing it in the morning and I am not bald

Every fucking thing that crawls... is gonna PAY.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cyAMeQjfw5M

Morbid Angel

>>127333304
Its literally the best music out there. It wasn't made for women. It's for men and women. Stop writing fake news:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CK4QwwiQVBY

We love shite here however

>>127333325
underwhelming, truly the obituary of osdm, alongside obituary

>>127333315
>OSDM fan
>DHT itch
Your hair has a year level to live, at best.

>>127333291
Uhhhhhh....j-just shut up ok!

>>127333258
any UFO bm other than them?

>>127333274
Because the aesthetic of how they band members look, the art work. It looks gay it sounds gay therfore it is gay

>>127333331
>defends glam
>posts wasp

aren't they ''''heavy metal'''

>>127333340
>level
Left*

>>127333318
Why didn't wrest make an entire album of this style? Why is he an atmoshitting faggot?

>>127333340
no no thats the grease on my head, happens when I go too long without washing it, had long hair for like 5 years and when I stopped washing it daily whilst growing it out it gets like that when too greasy. Needs a good scrub.

>>127333362
Didn't that guy assault his gf with a tattoo gun up her coochie or something

>>127333346
Not really BM. I wish there was more good stuff. I've had a go myself with AI platforms though:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=S1j9E3JI1so
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PnogXWO8aAs

>>127333368
OSDM has a follicle survival rate of 0% I afraid to say - the only ones who escape the Norwood reaper are those who die of diabetes first, some such as Benton are visited by the Norwood and Obesity reaper.

>>127333374
And thats based!

NO ONE BUT ME
CAN SAVE MYSELF
BUT IT'S TOO LATE
NOW I CAN'T THINK
THINK WHY I SHOULD EVEN TRY
YESTERDAY SEEMS AS THOUGH
IT NEVER EXISTED
DEATH GREETS ME WARM
NOW I WILL JUST SAY GOODBYE

>>127333391
only time will tell as I'm 24, but if the reaper visits I'll get on fin, although no men in the family are bald

>>127333391
and yet obituary, the kings of osdm, are hair gods. curious. perhaps you'd like to show off your hair? you aren't hair mogged by 50 year olds are you?

>>127333418
The Bearded Ladies

I think BM got severely infiltrated recently. No time for 'evilness' anymore, or hating christians that want the same aims, or any gatekeepers of the truth. It's all about the truth nowadays, and exposing everything, and especially the Epstein and UFO files that Trump seems to want to suppress, cause he's probably in them. WE WILL WIN!

Fuck Wacken and corporate greedy bullshit also.

>>127333410
Don't bother with Fin, just delete all OSDM files from your computer ASAP or the reaper will come to harvest what he is owed.

>>127333418
>hairline begins 7 inches above eyebrows
>hair gods
This is the best OSDM hairlines there are to post? LOVING. EVERY. LAUGH.

>>127333340
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BsVCdW8QeEE

>>127333444
Why are you pretending to be Jute Guy

People obsessed with and constantly talking about other's hairlines are balding themselves. This has proven to be correct every single time.

>>127333444
>hairline begins 7 inches above eyebrows
this you bro?

Dog owners, those things will eat you. Dogs are literally the worst 'pets'. They're not your friends. They're not loyal. Have a good Friday anyways!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1y8kiaXnKBM

dubs and i'll listen to their entire disco

>>127333512
Do it anyway pleb

>>127333348
You are best remembered here as one who boasted about using transexual prostitutes. So, how gay are you exactly?

>>127333512
phew, dodged a bullet! now you can listen to good music

>>127333512
shame. even illud is worth listening to for comedic/meme purposes

>>127333515
i didnt get dubs, but ill listen to covenant i guess

>>127333474
Ivo plays pieces as he sees fits, sometimes its better, sometimes its worse. The rest of the drones are useless automatons striving to only be a tool that exists to replicate, not create.

His Scriabin 4th is based and possibly my favorite interpretation.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=k9BZWNBFV1U

>>127333488
>bro
Post left unread and hidden immediately.

>>127333491
every time you post this schizo nonsense i give my dog a treat. he says thank you

>>127333524
Great album if you're heterosexual.

>>127333539
Idiot, the last word in the post is "bro".

>>127333521
There were several people using a fake tripcode posting bs. I didn't have sex with any prostitutes.

I however mastrubated to only tgirl ever was Ella hollywood but that's not gay.

>>127333549
>bro
Post left unread and hidden immediately.

>>127333562
Epic, also cool avatar bro.

>>127333552
That's a jewish man btw

>>127333552
>Ella hollywood
you need better taste in tranners

>>127333539
>read the entire post
>posts an image of an ancient cuck with a 5head
shreddit intelligence on display

>>127333348
I thought metalheads werent superficial

>>127333552
>masturbating to men
>not gay

>>127333623
He wants them more feminine, that's all.

>>127333621
She detransitioned so she fell off
>inb4 she
https://youtu.be/gzrRoDd9CxM?si=X2TuedazLcRDXk8O

>>127333678
i prefer
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HlDm5E9ULV8&list=RDHlDm5E9ULV8

>>127333715
also https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4jvVsf789y8

>>127333293
Isn't this song power chord and tremolo sloppa? Why are you posting good metal all of a sudden?

>>127333044 (OP)
What's the most metal videogame?

>>127333444
can I keep the brvtal death?

>>127333747
Call of Duty

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jxGGjyLp3is

>>127333765
that's the most gay one

Why are they never discussed?

>>127333774
Nah that's Valorant

>>127333636
I masturbate to men like Joakim BROden and I'm sincerely gay.
If you're reaaalllly curious: I like to imagine BROden's sweaty, stinky feet on my face and in my mouth as he's smiling above me :)

>>127333781
not metal

>>127333781
A reputation killed by BS accusations, not being influential, and not having released more than a single in four years.

>>127333747
Blood

Doom metal

>>127333747
Carmageddon 2 had Iron Maiden on the soundtrack

>>127333813
>A reputation killed by BS accusations

QRD?

>>127333082
imagine breaking up your band lineup because of a live album

>>127333840
A bitch accused the frontman of abusing her, when he had just hit her with a pillow over an argument.

Theres a Ozzy look-a-like contest near me, if I go dressed as a skeleton do you think I'd win?

>>127333925
Thank you for the cliquespam sister

>>127333747
Re4, the evil within, cultic, blood, dusk, doom, dark souls. I like all of those

>>127333934
At this point we're going to need a Castle Cat

Just spent 3 weeks hiking in the Himalayan mountains with no internet and just got back to civilization today. Anything interesting happen??

>>127333234
Their split with obsvcrdrvgness is good

>>127333950
I won 10$ on the lottery

>>127333234
Reminds me of Thra

>>127333950
Israel is destroyed and Palestine is now an accepted state by the international community

>>127333925
>if I go dressed as a skeleton
Go as a real skeleton, you fucking cunt.

>>127333993
I dont have time to lose that much weight

>>127334013
I think the joke was that you should go as a dead person, kind of like Ozzy. Would be pretty funny honestly, they never stated whether they wanted a dead or living lookalike. Lol.

>>127333746
Yeah it sucks, but I've been listening to a lot of shitty music atm. Ketzer was an old favorite of mine, back when the Hman was into thrash, especially blackened thrash.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OUE5FEKF-LY

>>127333950
Shitposting or real?

>>127333622
Sorry that happened to you (or didn't).

>>127333570
>bro
Post left unread and hidden immediately.

"I am an idiot. I don't know musical theory."
-Hector (direct quotation)

>>127333331
w.a.s.p. is like the least glammy of the glam bands alongside twister sister, they're just heavy metal with the occasional glam song

>>127334127
Chat we are soo cooked...

>>127333747
Brutal Legend
Guilty Gear
Stuff by Atlus and Nihon Falcom

>>127333781
They were trendy 10 years ago, but yeah, without any significant release since then, the hype is kill. They pretty much were the Blood Incantation of their time imo

>>127334127
we love to talk about that guy here

>>127334205
>They pretty much were the Blood Incantation of their time imo
You take that back you mealy-mouthed worm

lmfao metal sucks and you all gay
>nightwish concert
>hot goth girls everywhere, basically swimming in pussy
>any gas ass metal concert
>gay scrawny FAGS with long hair larping as vikganz
LOL. How sad. And pathetic. I'm listening to Poet and Pendulum from Nightwish right now and it's better than any distorted larp shit you faggots listen to

>>127334258
Iowa by Slipknot mogs anything by Nightwish.

>>127334132
I do like WASP, but not that much when they're live nowadays. Their Wacken show wasn't anything special. Blackie does always look like an 80s chick all the time though :D

>>127334258
i hate to break it to you but nightwish are metal guy
>>127334267
not metal

blasting brand new Trivium.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7mqAZTBn-MU

>>127333747
NG2 and Doom Eternal.

>>127334327
Not metal.

>>127334258
nightwish is metal retardgod

>>127334372
Meant for >>127334334

First bands for Hell's Heroes announced, what do we think?

>>127334417
Whoops made another mistake, meant for >>127333814

>>127334429
y'know what? not bad, not bad at all. there's a few meh bands here but the majority are quite good

>>127334429
holy diaper

For me? It's Death Metal.

>>127333747
Hellsinger featuring Björn "Speed" Strid

>>127334327
killer

>>127334278
>Wacken
baa baa baa

Castle Rat

>>127334429
H.O.L.M.E.S. is the best thing there.

>>127334429
eh, I'd go but I still need to listen to most of those bands
Just realized I haven't even listened to basically anything in 3 weeks lol

>>127334386
sometimes i forget just how quickly udo's voice starts to annoy me

>>127333950
how many people did you kill?

When are we going to get a decent life metal genre concept? Or white metal for that matter?

>>127333950
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=D6UBeAQkew8

>>127333950
I bought a 55-pound pussy and ass masturbator
It has realistic butt jiggle technology
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TeTZPNozwYQ&list=RDTeTZPNozwYQ&start_radio=1&ab_channel=Gwar-Topic

>>127334258
e sluts trying to be authentic and adopting a certain look of a certain culture.

Nothing new hate these bitches. I like goth culture and sisters of mercy is my fav band. But gith bitches trigger me

>>127334632
>gith bitches trigger me
same, I'd rather have a Drow gf

>>127334662
what the fuck is that pose? No wonder AI art is such a concern in that field

would HammerFall have been regarded as one of the GOATs if they stopped in 1999?
20+ years of shitty self-parody albums ruined their legacy of those first two albums

Them Young Wiggas

AI-made metal is the future of metal music and human-made music is now pointless. AI is not deadly or evil, and humans are just ignorant to think it is. It’s made human music obsolete and no one seems to notice. Only when people accept this will they see how wrong they’ve been.

>>127334792
>AI is not deadly or evil, and humans are just ignorant to think it is

>>127334774
Correct.

>>127334792
don't care, all the metal i need was already made over 30 years ago

>>127334258
nightwish are metal

Rats in the Throne Room

Castles N' Rats

Queen Lizzo and the Rat Wizard

>>127334823
This but the opposite.

>>127334616
You're just describing Christian Power Metal.

>>127333512
Dubs and you double head illud and six feet under - nightmares of the decomposed

>>127334864
Why do you care about yourself not liking metal from over 30 years ago? I'd suggest just focusing on enjoying the metal you do enjoy.

real curious that every spammer and namefag belongs to the protected class here
except bongman, he was a real one

So are you trve kavult or just another poser, /meal/?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ELVjpNZSFpM

>>127334897
A real tourist socialite

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gdlos42TiMg&si=SCCCn8rY5MnI7I_J

>>127334908
based homebrewer

Liking Pantera does NOT make you homosexual

>>127333813
>not being influential

Can expand on what you mean by that? I know there are no other bands like Vektor but I have a feeling thats more an issue of not being able to rather than not wanting to. If other dudes out there that can sound like David DiSanto and have his song writing talent could hook up with with some dudes who could play the technical shit Vektor played, Im sure they'd be doing it. Im know there are plenty of people out there including me who want more metal that sounds like Vektor. If there was anyone else close to Vektor's sound with the same kind of intricate song structures and guitar riffs, I'd be eating that shit up.

>>127335008
Sounds like you're in denial, bud

>>127335008
Quite the opposite actually. Liking Pantera makes you extremely based and redpilled

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3_IduCCe8Qg
Does he have brain damage?

Could he be the Castle Rat that’s on the loose

Jute Dawg

castle rat posting has gone too far

>>127334908
why is there a channel covering a youtuber with only 20k subs?

>>127335060
Correct.

>>127335060
>>127335060
He's just always trying to be provocative with his yt titles.

I remember he had a yt video tittled "that pedophile from opeth"

He quickly changed it after comments were bashing dawg

>>127335085
It hasn't gone far enough

I'm seeing $uicideboys$ on Wednesday. Wearing the battlejacket and jackboots, sadly bullet belts aren't allowed in this venue

>>127335211
>I'm seeing $uicideboys$ on Wednesday.
my condolences

>>127333044 (OP)
I wear a dark funeral hoodie a lot even though I think their logo looks like ass

Dorkthrone

>>127335238
coincidentally their music sounds like ass too

>>127335238
Do you wear it in hot weather tho
I've got way too many cool hoodies to rock just one.. My Bathory hoodie is beat to hell doe.

Black metal keeps my virginity intact. HEIL.

>>127335250
No i hate hot weather, I only own black clothes though but I don't wear merch too often.

I have a full of hell, mayhem, king diamond, nihilist and slipknot hoodie

>>127335238
I always thought the Dark Funeral logo was awesome!

It's a great value brand pizza kind of night. Complimentary metal?

>>127335359
*Complementary

Metal for this feel

https://youtu.be/vRYtd8ZKtOU?si=iU-MtA5ONlqRiqov

>>127335359
There you go
https://youtu.be/BlfLnnoGCEY?t=1602

>>127335339
It looks way too cluttered, it's just bad design imo I think mayhem is an example of a good logo

>>127333082
Hell yes!

>>127335359
Obligatory.

>>127335454
Haha this cover is epic!

The Necropole song from this label compilation is fucking awesome, and so is the one from Caverne
https://files.catbox.moe/2a88xw.mp3

>>127333747
Skyrim

>>127335482
Phwoar

>>127334931
HEIL

>>127335049
>based and redpilled is when you are a bitter hateful incel chud

in the metalroom if anyone wants to join me

eh nvm there's some other shit i want to do

>>127335581
>>127335599
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SGpcCoYdcys

CANDY RAIN
COMING DOWN

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=M41jU6UBYO4
New Demo Hammer

SIX! SIX! SIIIIIIIIIIIX!
HIGH
ROSE
THE SWASTIKAAAA!!!!

Arghsoylent

thoughts?

>>127335718
Correct.

>>127334774
https://youtu.be/-HMqO-bxTyI?si=pXKWCqmibHnaIoul

Quality thread

>band only releases splits
Why do they do this?

>>127335759
why?

>>127335152
Its not the title that bothers me, I understands its supposed to be provocative But I tried watching a couple JDawg and vids and he's insanely schizophrenic. How could you watch 20 mins of that shit

>>127335839
He's not afraid to say what we're all thinking.

>Liking Pantera does NOT make you homosexual
That's just what I was thinking!

>>127335937
who say that? he´s correct

Name one bad Panera song. (Protip: you can't)

>>127334774
>>127335746
have sex and get some friends you fucking loser

>>127336086
That's not the /metal/ way.

>>127336086
Not metal.

>>127336086
>sex
>friends
holy mother of unmetal

>>127333082
Great compilation!

Worms in the Rat Race

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=td-v6vG2Xhs&pp=ygUHcGFudGVyYQ%3D%3D

>>127336280
Not metal.

>>127336325
why? who said that?

>>127336280
I don't think this is metal.

>>127336348
It's alternative rock, not metal.

>>127336355
>>127336371
uhhhh the elitists are talking now i see

>>127335571
>please accept me, sirs!!!

>>127336379
Don't think you should be speaking then.

ya'll nigs like sugar in your sabbath?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ximWeur_cs8&list=RDximWeur_cs8&start_radio=1

>>127336280
>Pantera
not metal

are paramore and breaking benjamin metal enough ?

Pantera might suck but they're definitely metal

>>127336086
Not a metalsister saying this

What's your metal vinyl grail?

I want the classic blasphemy faod hoodie with the pentagram and ideally the red angel on the sleeves with the black metal skinheads back print for this winter . Ideally in the 2xl, hope nwn comes through

>>127336452
That sweater gets people into trouble.

>>127336450
probably the debut Bathory

Metalheads on the left

should i listen to it

/metal/ hates us all

New Poppy and Castle Rat collab just dropped

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Q6ixvacHNfw

Is this metal

Lets make a Slayer "Greatest Hits" album for everything after Seasons in the Abyss.
>1. World Painted Blood
>2. God Hates us All
>3. Cult

>>127336529
What's wrong with their faces

More like kerryfat.jpg

Internal Bleeding

>>127336553
Kerry "Short Stack" King

HEIL HANNEMAN

Kerry King isn't that fat or short. But that's not the point. Unit 731 is another great late Slayer song.

>>127336591
He's fat, short, and bald as fuck lmfaoooo

Slayer are overrated.

>>127336600
Even if he is (he isn't) he still RIFFS harder than you, has more money, and more bitches.

HEIL HANNEMAN

>>127336608
Yeah and they're all 70 years old and he's wearing pampers now LOL

God Hates Us All

anon wept

>>127336623
kerry's 61

>>127336608
>>127336623
You're both yoyos. Shut up ya yoyos.

Blasphemy - Fallen Angel of Doom

Dawn is active and has been working on their new album to be released this year or next

>>127336623
Kerry Fucking King released his solo debut album last year while you haven't even released a fucking demo!

>>127336630
61 inches tall? probably

>>127336612
HEIL

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Q6ixvacHNfw

Is this metal

>>127336671
What's wrong with their faces

>>127336671
if you like cock in your butt, yeah

>>127336683
Other way around but yeah cool

>>127336640
Iiiiiii rectum

>>127336698
im listening to it now and its actually p good compared to much of the shit posted here. but still not metal so you should delete it and fuck off to /breep/

Cryptopsy

Cryptopussy

>>127333082
>SODOMY AND LUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUSSTTTTTTTTTTT

>>127336755
is this like a ftm thing

>>127336717
Didn't ask

>>127271605
Is she metal

>>127336799
We don't do that here newfag.

>>127336809
if you like cock in your neovagina, yeah

>>127336813
Incoherent post

>>127336819
>>127336825

The AI /metal/ chatbot is glitching up again it would seem

I just don't like "didn't ask" posts. No one asks anyone here anything, let people post their thoughts and feelings without dismissing it with "didn't ask".

GOOD POSTS LOADING...
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(.1% PROGRESS)

>>127336852
haha, did you get that from reddit? nice

>>127336867
Stole another one of my gimmicks, I see? Nice.

>>127336868
didn't ask

>>127336878
Get a life.

commenting to kill the thread faster

>>127336892
Get a life.

Metallica and Megadeth should do a collab album. Save or grave?

>>127336894
Get a life.

>>127336939
Try to keep the spamming to a minimum, thanks.

I used to genuinely enjoy prog metal until I found out it's Reddit's preferred genre
Fuckin' pisses me off because I don't usually don't let shit like that affect me, but I can't stand to even be mentally associated with those cucks

>>127336913
May have been cool thirty years ago

>>127337005
lol

>>127337017
>>127337017
>>127337017

PLEASE make sure to post in a real /metal/ thread and not in the simp version that will inevitably get created.

>>127337018
Early.

>>127333176
>>127337378