Thread 127337017

Ketzer edition

>How do I get into X genre?
https://imgur.com/a/I4V7E - listen to these albums
https://imgur.com/a/OfxFO - save these images
https://imgur.com/a/fZjkWp6 - cringe edits

>How do I find more like X band?
http://www.metal-archives.com - Search for your favorite band and look under "similar artists" tab.
http://www.last.fm - Search for your favorite band and look under "similar artists".
http://www.rateyourmusic.com - Read charts and lists.
http://www.4chanmusic.wikia.com/wiki/Essential_Charts - Look for metal related charts.
http://www.gnoosic.com/ - Self-explanatory.

>Where do I find X album?
http://www.slsknet.org/news/node/1 - P2P application, install it and use the search tab
http://www.dark-world.ru/bands/ - Russian metal DDL archive, requires you to add Russian language in your Firefox settings in order to access the download links (Options > Content > Languages > add Russian at the bottom of the list)
>>Russian Bittorrent trackers (require registration)
https://www.rutracker.org (http://i.imgur.com/SYbRnnk.png)
http://www.en.metal-tracker.com/

Old: >>127333044

more like Cucktzer amirite

BLASTANS

Artist: Darkthrone
Album: Panzerfaust
Song: Beholding The Throne of Might

>And destruction upon the holy man
>Who hails a jew

Have a good weekend /metal/.

Motörpunk

Black Sabbath - War Pigs
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=K3b6SGoN6dA

>>127337035
why's his head like that?

Thinking about tracks against drug use and drug addiction right now.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yyflP0KOK3A

>>127337050
What do you mean?

>>127337035
>who you callin pinhead

>>127337017 (OP)
>The imgur links don't work!
https://files.catbox.moe/8xl7gs.zip - listen to these albums
https://files.catbox.moe/ae36c3.zip - save these images
https://files.catbox.moe/yjogdd.zip - cringe edits

>>127337035
>>127337050
Dolichocephaly is a real thing.

>>127337093
>dolphin porn
t-thanks

>>127337028
Is this metal?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iuhlkFyDC2o

>>127337057
Very cool.

Post stuff that absolutely makes you lose your shit
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kuDMxxy1hiY&list=RDkuDMxxy1hiY&start_radio=1&ab_channel=Dyscarnate-Topic

>>127337028
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bd23dI9SNQE

>>127337169
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sO2V6tFR9pE&ab_channel=Speedtrap-Topic

>>127337057
This too.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=g5CRuxzdDng

>>127337153
Absolutely.

Devin "The Moth" Townsend

>>127337035
Hoping too. Been feeling anxious and depressive lately. To be really honest.

Kill yourselves.

Threadly reminder that pretty girls are NOT metal
Shoot, not even ugly girls are metal
VAGINAS. ARE. NOT. METAL.

>>127337169
That: >>127337057

Blood Incantation

>>127337169
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Yhms0OCwsro&list=RDYhms0OCwsro&start_radio=1
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nHVDDahAeiQ&list=RDnHVDDahAeiQ&start_radio=1
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nU6NoWYNoqE&list=RDnU6NoWYNoqE&start_radio=1
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ANe5ggKTZyo&list=RDANe5ggKTZyo&start_radio=1
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jeqM9vNT7Tk&list=RDjeqM9vNT7Tk&start_radio=1

Why didn't Bruce Dickinson tell this cunt than you can still fly an airplane and be in a metal band

>>127337169
This whole album

>>127337169
Also: >>127337174

>>127337028

>>127337035
Trying to put off the booze for the 6 gorrilionth time, I've hit rock bottom this time, I can't do this anymore. Haven't drank in a week but now I can't stop jerking off.

What kind of name is Dick-in-Son?

>>127337169
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KcY3UF6_IaM&list=RDKcY3UF6_IaM&start_radio=1&ab_channel=lolwut3k

Worst post of the thread award goes to:

>>127337357
Really makes you think, doesn't it

>>127337357
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cQ5k3b6Fw9Q&list=RDcQ5k3b6Fw9Q&start_radio=1&ab_channel=S.O.D.StormtroopersofDeath-Topic

>>127337357
Tie between >>127337361 and >>127337362

>>127333176
LOL, I didn't leave because of that. I was seldom listening to metal by then, and the amount of stupidity here is astonishing (in line with the genre's standards and people's tastes here, I'm sure you can tell). I'm only browsing /metal/, or more like /shreddit/ for mentions like this. But yeah I got banned for a wrong reason (evasion) and it made me seethe.

>>127337357
see >>127337378

enough with the chit chat, post your favorite opening riff NOW
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Hkt94_Zr3AA&list=RDHkt94_Zr3AA&start_radio=1

>>127337333
>Kyuss mentioned.

>>127337383
I post here once every 5 months by now, but I can proudly accept your nomination, sister. I'd like to be as far removed from your species as possoble.

>>127337393
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0qanF-91aJo

>>127337393
It wouldn't count in the thread because it's power pop and not metal, but it's probably "What I Like About You" by the Romantics.

>>127337409
Talking in your Sleep is a great song.

>>127337057
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=39j_11aVjII

>>127337393
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7fR8pqToyWA&list=RD7fR8pqToyWA&start_radio=1&ab_channel=IntoEternity-Topic

Junkie metal

>>127337427
shittiest Ozzy song ever
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EVLCH0MfGt8&list=RDEVLCH0MfGt8&start_radio=1&ab_channel=OzzyOsbourne-Topic

>>127337417
Indeed.

I need black metal atmoshit recommendations, specifically from the last 5 years or so. Ideally would also be raw and triumphant and not too depressive.

>>127337458
You shouldn't listen atmo

>>127337393
https://youtu.be/phJS3qvIYgA?si=cXNwGDewA35zNgIr

>>127337146
>>127337249
>>127337472
We only simp for the Great Kat in this general

>>127337419
"I got to get off this crack.", like, what a line

>>127337489
Not a simp, but women do simp for me, correct.

>>127337502
Incorrect, you are a simp; women do not simp for you

>>127337169
need more cybermetal or whatever the fuck this is
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xNwTUgVFoUw&list=RDxNwTUgVFoUw&start_radio=1&ab_channel=SoundsofKhonsu

>>127337057
>>127337419
>>127337494
Thrash metal song:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=H9nPS7oQgE8

>>127337393
Is this heavy enough to really be "heavy metal"?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TLZ2TDK5DKA

>>127337563
>mark 3 Purple
Yes.

>>127337563
>less heavy than previous albums
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=q88koeaqrEg&list=RDq88koeaqrEg&start_radio=1&ab_channel=Timaeus1

>>127337563
>>127337582
Even Led Zeppelin is heavier than Deep Purple, but Led Zep is not on Metal-Archives. Purple is.

>>127337563
>>127337574
I can't personally imagine this track not being considered metal, like it's as if you pushed a refrigerator down a flight of stairs in a skyscraper and then set it literally on fire.

>>127337591
>Even Led Zeppelin is heavier than Deep Purple

>>127337591
There has to be a hardline distinction somewhere, so keeping Zeppelin as bonafide hard rock band is a good thing
However, Alice Cooper not being in the archives makes ZERO fucking sense

>>127337591
>Even Led Zeppelin is heavier than Deep Purple
Stupid thing to say.

My favorite metal band you ask?
Well it's just gotta be Rush

>>127337604
Does anybody else remember that photoshoot thing or whatever with Alice Cooper and Lady Gaga in which he literally pretended to choke her to death? That was like surreal in a great way.

>>127337604
The real injustice is that Poison is not on Metal-Archives even though pop rock shit like Def Leppard is on MA.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rLt5r1O7qiE

This one has literal Thrash metal openin riff, is one of the most sold glam metal albums: Metal-Archives will never add Poison though because some of their mods just decided one day that Glam metal does not belong on Metal-Archives, but multiple other pop rock acts do.

>>127337618
She likes hanging out with boomers

>>127337516
Incorrect. Not a simp, but women do simp for me.

>>127337554
This stirs something in me a Finnish-American.

>>127337169
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pFxOMiJXKyU&list=RDpFxOMiJXKyU&start_radio=1&ab_channel=SABERTIGER

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1VfBnOkc1bI

Is this metal

>>127337633
Are you proud of that ancestry?

>>127337628
Correct.

Fat bald metal

>>127337711
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kWVET0PvbCo&list=RDkWVET0PvbCo&start_radio=1&ab_channel=ShitstainKnobknocker

>>127337682
In context? Yes.

Idk what it is about these guys but it slaps and the singer is perfect for this group.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_QFDubR1m8I

>>127337591
Led Zeppelin nor Deep Purple should not be there

Bitchfinder General

I am albino
Hero

I refuse to believe this isn't a bot spamming constantly

>>127337169

>>127337861
I'm a real human who is regularly here.

Jute Dawg

Suno/Riffusion AI NSBM

>Power Metal before Helloween didn't exi-

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BEMaOp8qdg8

>>127337974
This is from 1985

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EqxLm2PLD94

A while ago there was a recent Power or Heavy Metal album posted with two historical guys on the cover, a rich 18th century aristocrat on the left and a poor everyman in a tricorne hat on the right, and they were playing chess with the aristocrat obviously winning and looking smug and the peasant dumbfounded and with fewer pieces, in the background on the left were the interiors of a palace with riches and on the right a burning city. Does anyone know what it was?

>>127337974
Nobody says power metal didn't exist before Helloween. For one thing Night on Brocken came out in 1984 and for another the Queensryche EP came out in 1983 (this being before Queensryche turned into major faggots with their Jet City Woman garbage).

The last track on Dirge's Wings of Lead Over Dormant Sea sounds like the 28 Days Later theme for some reason

>>127338034
>Pop culture references
>Unknown literal who band

It's kinda funny you think people would automatically even know what songs/themes you are referring to.

The outro on this unknown shit black metal lo-fi tape sounds just like old tv channel 0 static

>>127337988
Nice

>>127338023
That is a sexy ass.

>>127337240
lol

Do you ever watch or listen to some documentary report on something and keep thinking of metal because of the depressing subject material?

This happened to me with=

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iRTN804mOYE

was listening to Anthem on youtube (i know shit quality sue me)
autoplay sent me to this
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XoodunTw0kw
hesitate to admit it's pretty good

>>127337393
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IR4y7AnYms4

>We want the Negru Voda audience
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3C6yzOh4v7Y

Speaking of Eternal Champion. Any good recent NWOTHM bands? I also love Sumerlands and Demon Bitch.

>>127338603
I haven't been keeping up with NWOTHM much lately, I really should go and sift through the glut of random Brazilians and Greeks shitting out great instrumentals with trash vocals
I emailed Visigoth a long while ago asking if they would make another album and was told "nothing until 2024"
send another email in 2024, summer 2024 at that
no email back
picrel mfw

>>127338481
this is just a direct X Japan parody, so go listen to that if you liked it

>>127338603
Attic
Visigoth
The Night Eternal
Enforcer

Tony is a genius.

>>127338603
If you define the term "recent" to mean music from 2024, then I personally really like this track that got released in the beginning of the year:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SeMl_zrjpAo

>>127338328
>>127338643
ban evading already?

>>127338626
>Visigoth
doesn't the singer have some condition that could end up paralizing him?

>>127338643
Enforcer have been around for 20 years lol. But I do love them.

>>127338658
sure does
that's why i weep, because it's basically a confirm that they're not coming back

>>127338658
I just saw them last year.
He could barely during songs but while performing he absolutely killed it.
They had to cut their set short by one song though.
Friend of mine saw them at a festival and he had to take a few moments to puke his guts out during songs.

>>127338693
barely what during songs
barely move?

>>127338699
Barely talk

>>127337378
>admits to being a tourist
as expected! good riddance

>>127338693
>and he had to take a few moments to puke his guts out during songs
Sorry to hear that.

>>127338722
Jesus
That man is burning his life force every time he performs

>>127333176
It's a good thing he was banned. He could never admit that Beherit IS a black metal band.

Everyone who has listened "Drawing Down..." agrees it is a black metal record. Even a black metal classic. Zero Norwegian influence. Even MA reviewers consider it a classic of black metal, even MA says the genre is black metal

But the Norsecore fragile ego couldn't take it
>IT'S NOT BLACK METAL!!! IT IS SATANIC DEATH METAL!!! NOT BLACK METULLL MUHH NORWAY

Yet tens of thousands black metal fans all across the world keep enjoying Beherit's style of black metal, people who don't give shit about Norsecore

>>127338760
Beherit is norsecore.

>>127338767
Beherit was formed in the 80s. They did not even know what was going on in Norway.

They were wearing corpsepaint during rehearsals before it was even a thing in Norway, this is from 1990
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1lCn29IuvKc

>>127338770
Classic norsecore.

What if somebody created a genre called "nosecore"?

>>127338626
>good instrumentals, trash vocals
Why is it always this? Every time.

>>127338821
Hava Nagila already exists

quite enjoying the new Crypt Sermon Ep
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rdln0jUhuRM&list=RDrdln0jUhuRM

fire up the chainsaw

>>127338626
>Visigoth
https://www.metal-archives.com/bands/Visigoth/3540517713

>Country of origin: Unknown
>Location: N/A
>Status: Split-up
>Formed in: N/A
>Genre: Death Metal
>Themes: N/A
>Last label: Unsigned/independent
>Years active: N/A

Basado?

>>127338834
You posted this yesterday, but with Bandcamp url. I wonder why now posting YouTube?

>>127338821
newfag

>>127338838
They're from Salt Lake City.

>>127338726
>listening to more and better music is being a tourist
Kek. Tourist copium maximus.

Nile - In Their Darkened Shrines

>>127338841
I didn't post it yesterday or take part in the previous thread, I'm listening to it for the first time right now.

>>127338838
wrong visigoth dumbass
https://www.metal-archives.com/bands/Visigoth/3540317566

does anything good ever get posted? horrible thread.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-1Xo3nYGkQM

I need to get some video game system to play battling fantasy shit on once again. My new-ish apartment doesn't have one right now.

>>127338856
Listen BEHERIT

Torsofuck

>>127338856
be the change you want to see.

Any cool and acceptable metal that girls like? I'm more of a pop punk/yachtrock kinda guy but I'm digging the metal goth chicks.

>>127338856
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VpJiqfOR4QY

>>127338912
based. big fan of halfords fashion

>>127338911
the only one I know of would be himaritsuki

If you really think about it, all hard rock and heavy metal groups that glorify death and mystically evil rituals with corpsepaint and more are just copying Screamin' Jay Hawkins, who already perfected all of that even before JFK was elected (let alone shot).

>>127338760
>>127338767
>>127338770
>>127338810
Behecaca is total pop garbage compositionally and spiritially equivalent of justin bieber and musically not black metal in any way.

Not that I care anyway, metal is one gigantic brown shit with few silver coins buried beneath (Obtained Enslavement, Abigor, Jute Gyte, Ad Nauseam, you know the drill). You are no different from lady gaga fans, you just don't see it.

>>127339116
might want to get some new pop references bro. bieber and gaga haven't been relevant since the 2010s

Lady Gaga = actual artist
Jute Gyte = autistic man jerking off to JRPG characters making random noises in his bedroom

>>127339120
Except I don't give a shit about pop music such as Behecaca Justin gayber and lady gargoyle, it's all equally bad.

>>127338693
That's fucked. He is one of my fav singers, what a great voice.

>>127339124
`you dont have to care about it have some relevant references. you sound like you are stuck in time

>>127339116
https://www.metal-archives.com/reviews/Beherit/Drawing_Down_the_Moon/1297/

>ctrl+f "black metal"
>79 results

No one cares. Go to any fucking distro or music in the world and no one has put "Drawing Down..." to the Death Metal section, it's among the other black metal releases

just keep coping

>>127339120
>gaga
there was a photoshoot recently where she shows her asshole

>>127338911
>>127339135
>>127338760
>>127338770
>Beherit

https://youtu.be/xMCGzKL2w4I?t=100

>>127339116
>Obtained Enslavement, Abigor, Jute Gyte, Ad Nauseam, you know the drill
HEIL

>>127339158
>Summerlands

Absolutely based song. Eerie, ambient - ethereal

>>127339168
>Eerie, ambient - ethereal
More like autistic, sexless - cringe

Beherit is among the shittiest and least worthy of fame bands in metal history. It might even be the literal worst famous band, I honestly cannot think of anything more amateur and sloppy than this. Even literal Brazilians living in their drug war fueled third world favelas were making higher quality music.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ehUWjkLOcmQ&t=106s

Beherit is the only metal band I know that has used SNORING in a song

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NuS8PFkfuu0

the snores start at 0:10

nearly 20 years of listening to metal and I still have never once listened to beherit

>>127339214
Drawing Down the Moon is a classic for a reason.

You are a YouTube clicker who uses music as a background noise. Drawing... is a record you put on in darkened room, maybe lit few candles. And when those fucked up Whisper vocals of Holocausto start at "Nocturnal Evil" you know that it's a timeless classic

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=l9X5cK2mDRo

In fact Beherit is so fucking bad that I think the average Grindrcore band might actually be more listanable than them. I would rather listen to Repulsion than a single second of Drawing Down The Coon.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9hHTefB1Ydc

>>127339229
>you put on in darkened room, maybe lit few candles

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=77ntP7kCDoM
Beherit is a techno band

>>127339248
It's not exactly secret that Holocausto was an actual DJ for a while

https://www.discogs.com/artist/921147-DJGamma-G

DJ Gamma G

>>127339135
>ad populum
Kek

>>127339229
It is a total fucking shit, end of.

>>127339248
Completely unlistenable dogshit, let alone dancable, as expected from Beherit.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zjlUmNdAICQ

>>127339266
Beherit has made actual club bangers, one of the best techno songs ever released:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=S--i2PCz7cg

Master of black metal, master of techno

>>127339288
I'm not even surprised they actually released this, truly they are among the worst meme bands in music history.

>>127337458
I need a dickthrone like the one in that album cover
>captcha: 0GAJG

>>127339344
Based Kpop fan.

Demoncy - Joined in Darkness

>>127339263
Correct.

>>127339353
Best USBM album

>>127339374
This, except in regards to Ship of Theseus by Jute Gyte.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IpaQcKhKFx4

>>127337028
Gotta fix these filenames; thanks for reminding me

>>127337035
Thanks man; you too. You could say mine's off to a good start after a litre of beer, a double bacon cheeseburger, and an Irish coffee. I should blast something more upbeat next so I don't fall afleep

>>127339378
I think Beherit is much better than Jute Gyte. I like Demoncy though. USBM generally is just very weak

>>127339386
>I think Beherit is much better than Jute Gyte
Melanated post.

>USBM generally is just very weak
Yet USBM has either the second strongest or straight up strongest BM scene there is?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VLJNaZa3w40

>>127339408
USBM just lacks the atmosphere.

Look kid, you cannot just copy the formula of the European pioneers. The winters in Europe are much harsher, the landscapes are much more natural, majestic. Nothing of that exists in America, maybe Disney movies or something like that. But they cannot serve for true inspiration. Demoncy somehow nailed that dark atmosphere on Joined in Darkness, but it is a rare thing for USBM. If I didn't know better, I wouldn't even know it was from the US.

>>127339421
>the atmosphere.

Why are people still talking to Cracktor

Judas Iscariot

>>127339437
We love that guy here, some might even say he reigns supreme.

>>127339441
Dogshit.

>>127337028
Kind of leaning towards this being my AOTY lock in for this year, its already breaking into my top 25 metal albums tbqh.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fRWlgZIGpBA

>>127337169
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qezy3T9_dTE

>>127339116
>Obtained Enslavement
Trying to throw this tremelotrite in with heccycore like we wouldn't notice. Leave the hall, tourist.

>>127339230
>I would rather listen to Repulsion than a single second of Drawing Down The Coon.
Correct.

>>127339421
>Look kid, you cannot just copy the formula of the European pioneers. The winters in Europe are much harsher, the landscapes are much more natural, majestic. Nothing of that exists in America, maybe Disney movies or something like that. But they cannot serve for true inspiration. Demoncy somehow nailed that dark atmosphere on Joined in Darkness, but it is a rare thing for USBM. If I didn't know better, I wouldn't even know it was from the US.

>>127339502
We love it here.

We love Morbid Angel.

We love Beherit.

Why was Jefferson Hanneman whiter than literally any scandinavian metaller to follow?

Beherit
Obtained Enslavement
Demoncy
Archgoat

The Big Four of Bestial Black Metal

>>127339547
>no blasphemy
list discarded

>>127339553
>ah bloo bloo my blasphemia bloh bloh

shut up dude

>>127339547
nice bait

>>127339547
>Obtained Enslavement
>Bestial Black Metal

quit taking the bait you retards

Left: Before listening to Jute Gyte
Right: After listening to Jute Gyte

Death
Morbid Angel
Immolation
Deicide

The Big Four of Death Metal

>>127339576
Whoops, meant to say the right was after listening to Kpop and the left was before my gender operation in Germany.

>>127339583
The actual big four of OSDM:

Atheist
Atrocity
Nocturnus
Immolation
Incantation

>>127339595
>no morbid angel
list discarded

>Blackened EDM with church choirs, modern classical influence, free jazz, and made by entirely anonymous members
Didn't realize Hasjarl was - in addition to being a Blues lover - also a raver... based!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8MJNsJMuSGg

Saint is kind of a fucking banger tbqh.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AcmGkp3ssIk

>>127339595
>no morbid angel
list regarded

>>127337988
>>127337974
ENTER
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bbQm-nSjuHI

>>127339647
>>>Blackened EDM with church choirs, modern classical influence, free jazz, and made by entirely anonymous members

shilled bands are never good

>>127339655
Average kpop fan in both complexion and sexual orientation.

>>127339647
must be hector that one time he took mdma

All metal is total fucking garbage. Listen to Fauré.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QT7oE0F5QdQ

And stop gossiping about me so I can fuck off. Goodbye morons.

>>127339664
I listen Beherit - Beast of Damnation

not your classical horn section lmao keep listening that boomer sheet music

>>127339664
See you in 5 minutes you loser
Classical is for people who got diddled by their uncles

>>127339663
No, thats just Trannypopper in xer room trying to emulate xer favorite kpop dances. It was before she transitioned with HRT and went for her operation.

>>127339655
>>127339681
Why are kpoop fans so ZESTY?

>>127339697
Kpop is the same as people who play as women in vidya, they tell you its because they want to see a hot ass, but the real truth is that they self-insert as the woman. All Kpop fans are either trans or eggs.

small minds discuss people

>>127339709
Larger minds laugh at dysgenic kringepoppers

>>127339707
this nigga knows a lot about kpop and being trans

ULTRA BASED

>>127339664
least obvious ragebait

Zamn, these Asian bitches are hot...

Just came back from an epic kpop concert in Germany, can anyone spot me in the crowd?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9KO4jIo4x_E
Damn, Polyphia SUCKS

>>127339764
Hell yea sister!

>>127339774
>>127339764
lmaooooo

Didn't realize Trannypopper was willing to fly over to NY just to show xer favorite idol xis fannypack.

>>127339786
me on the left in the yoshi costume

As a proud LGBTQ+ member and Kpop stan, I must admit there is nothing more that I love over my weekly oestrogen shots, listening to Misfits, and worshiping Beji.

>>127339810
Same here sis, I'm so happy Kpop is such an inclusive and welcoming space for us xisters.

>>127337169
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9dpv4YmRwG8

So anyways, I got featured in a Kpop concert recording. Pretty epic, I know.

Greetings from Germany, just dropping my favorite Kpop related subreddit for you to all enjoy.

https://www.reddit.com/r/kpopcensored/

manic episode thread?

>>127339916
I'm always manic for Joona though?

>>127339911
Yeji

>>127339932
Thats literally Boni though.

Found trannypopper in the comments KEK.

Post metal or fuck off

very low unique ip's

>>127339930
cmon man

>>127337028
the cover looks stretched

Judas Priest's cover of War Pigs is better than the original.

>>127340170
Try again

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Da1DdXk0Ddk

>>127340192
That performance caused Pozzy's Heart Attack

Black Sabbath - Vol. 4

there was never a remaster better than the original

>>127337050
He's canadian.

>>127340401
you are a dummy

Hello

>>127337169
Laxative Metal?

>>127337992
Pic related?
Fun Running Wild worship band, they're good

>>127340607
When you think about it, it's amazing to remember all these details about the album cover, but not the name of the fucking band, nor the title of the album. Negru must have a strong visual memory

>>127340607
Great band who mogs everything Running Wild has done in the last 25 years.

how can you even maker this thread? ozzy is dead metal died with him

>>127337992
Honestly amazed at how many details you remember.

Negru stop replying to yourself

>>127340675
see
>>127340648
ozzy is dead shut up metal is over

>>127338509
unbelievably based. top 3 metal album of the 21st century. everything is perfect on it.

>>127338770
Beherit formed in 1989, five years after Norway's Mayhem.

>>127339851
I like this
downloading now
also
>don't you fret about them gliding phantoms, me lad
>they're 'armless

>>127339168
Correct. so much soul

>>127340607
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gK0_JQEtYtQ

>>127339716
That guy actually looks a bit like the photo of the German kpopper at the Blaze Bailey concert...

>>127340634
>>127340835

Even though it's not that bad, I really don't see this copycat topping something like Running Wild's "Port Royal"

Also the early speed metallish Running Wild is a band in their own right. There are also early Running Wild worship bands that sound almost exactly like the debut

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=L1CTmrk_pK8

>>127339168
Terrible band. Not even Metal; just gay ass fagrock.

>>127340870
Incoherent post

>>127340870
Beherit - Summerlands?

ohh, I was puzzled for a moment there
Sumerlands with one M is the trad revival band that I did not care for

>>127340891
https://www.metal-archives.com/bands/Sumerlands/3540416533

Is the name of the band inspired by Beherit though? Their contact is "Salomonsgate" on that MA site and Beherit also has a song called "Salomon's Gate" from the same album as the song "Summerlands"

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VVPsOB8rkvM

Kinda weird if they were inspired by Beherit?

Why would trad heavy metal band name their band after a Beherit song?

>>127341027
*traditional
FTFY
faggot

>>127337591
>Even Led Zeppelin is heavier than Deep Purple
One of the dumber things said in /metal/ this week, and that's saying something

>>127341075
I guarantee you've never accurately weighed either band, let alone compared them.

>>127341075
OZZY IS DA METAL IS OVER WHY WONT YOU LISTEN? NO MORE METAL

>>127341075
Why Poison is not on Metal-Archives despite it is heavier than Deep Purple?

Metal isn't just about being heavy. "Elizabeth" by Ghost sounds so much more metal than "Demolisher" by Slaughter to Prevail though the latter is heavier.

>>127341092
Fireball is proto-trash metal
Led Zeppelin is HEY HEY MAMA GUNNA MAKE U SWEAT GONNA MAKE U GROOOOVE

>>127341134
This is actual Thrash metal riff:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rLt5r1O7qiE

Yet Metal-Archives mods wont add this band

>>127341134
You still haven't weighed either.

>>127341138
A cherrypicked heavy track won't be enough to convince the mods over at MA
I mean, this sounds like legitimate crossover thrash, but I can deal with Sum 41 not having a page there
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QwFhxw05P9Q

>>127340849
>That guy actually looks a bit like the photo of the German kpopper at the Blaze Bailey concert...
it posted its face?

>>127341143
I have listened to Deep Purple's entire discography, along with major live releases
From Mk. I to Mk. IX, I have a deeper appreciation and understanding for this band than 100% of you faggots in this general
I am in a very good position as an authority on the matter to claim that Deep Purple is, in fact, a heavy metal band and Led Zeppelin is not.

>>127341092
I have, actually. Zeppelin has two actual heavy metal songs (Immigrant Song, Achilles Last Stand) and a few songs that flirt with metal (Communication Breakdown, Dazed and Confused, Whole Lotta Love) but hey are NOT a metal band nor do they have a full metal album. And neither is Deep Purple for that matter, but at least Purple has a fully-metal album (In Rock) and a myriad of metal songs throughout their discography. Here are some notable ones:

Speed King
Bloodsucker
Flight of the Rat
Hard Lovin' Man (galloping metal riffing in 1970, a very aggressive song for when it came out)
Fireball (first song you could call speed metal, if you believe that it's a real sub-genre)
Highway Star
Pictures of Home
Space Truckin'
Burn
Perfect Strangers

They have other heavy metal songs outside of these (Into the Fire, Stormbringer, Fools, etc.) and some ones that are more congruent with rock music (Smoke on the Water comes to mind) but these are the main metal songs from their discography.

>>127341176
Why you keep defending MA choices when it comes to bands? Poison is part of metal history

>>127341176
>A cherrypicked heavy track won't be enough to convince the mods over at MA
They did it for Rush though

>>127340873
>>127340877
Sorry, frens. I thought you queers were talking about the terrible band Sumerlands.

>>127341183
>>127341180
The real problem is that Metal-Archives is cherrypicking Glam Metal - and it's not because of music - they seem to have some sort of personal vendetta against some glam metal bands

>>127341190
Answer this: >>127340975

Why did this band "Sumerlands" name their band after Beherit song?

>>127341201
I doubt those homos have even listened to a Beherit song.

>>127341193
>they seem to have some sort of personal vendetta against some glam metal bands
that's exactly what it is. they're extremecels (just like this general funnily enough!). look at pantera's albums, they all have shit ratings because the people giving them bad ratings were bullied in high school by the jocks that listened to stuff like pantera. if they did let glam bands on by some stroke of luck, i guarantee their albums would all be below 50% within a month.

>>127341230
Why is the band contact given as "Salomonsgate"?

It's a typo to begin with. It's "Solomon", but Beherit spells it as "Salomon" (because in Finnish the name Solomon is translated as Salomo)

It's clear that their contact email is inspired by Beherit's song "Salomon's Gate"

>>127341201
>>127341230
Shush black metal trannies. Sumerland's guitarist (whose also a drummer and renowned producer) has more talent than the entirety of Beherit.

The next schizo who mentions Poison and Metal Archives is getting heemed

>>127341269
Explain this >>127341259

Are they some sort of Beherit fans? Their band name seems to be lifted from Beherit's Drawing Down the Moon, as the name of their contact email

It cannot be coincidence. Both the songs "Summerlands" and "Salomon's Gate" appear on that same Beherit album

Kinda weird they would make these cryptic references, yet play some sort of heavy metal?

>>127341269
Shut the fuck up, faggot. Sumerlands is SHIT. Beherit is BASED. Sumerlands isn't even Metal; it's gay ass fagrock for trannies.

>>127341301
>n-no u!
As expected of a virgin that listens to unlistenable shitass demos in Mommy's basement

Snorre Ruch

>>127341314
>As expected of a virgin that listens to unlistenable shitass demos in Mommy's basement

>>127341193
>The real problem is that Metal-Archives is cherrypicking Glam Metal
Because glam metal is almost always derived from hard rock like AC/DC and Aerosmith instead of actual heavy metal like Black Sabbath and Judas Priest.

Glam metal: https://www.youtube.com/playlist?list=PLsT9douBcx99LNoDKRPWukegVBbsu0twk
Glam "metal": https://www.youtube.com/playlist?list=OLAK5uy_nmCsUb_Q-YsoWVLHFkQnPts9Ydsfu1Tho

One is a heavy metal album with catchy choruses (Shout at the Devil), the other is a rock album with catchy choruses and a few moments of metal riffing. (Cherry Pie)
>inb4 b-but what about this one song that's metal-
No. If all you can muster for an album is one song then it's not a wholly metal album. And don't take this as me hating glam, I actually like it a fair amount and Dokken (another one of the metal glam bands) is one of my favorite bands. But c'mon, man. I've explained to you god knows how many times, and have provided the receipts as to why Poison is not metal. Just let it go.

>>127341326
This is GLAM ROCK band from that same scene as they were hanging out with Mötley guys:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aM4BqmRA9WM

But compare this to POISON, it's clear that POISON is GLAM METAL as opposed to GLAM ROCK

>>127341355
Shut the fuck up

The guy going on about glam is the Thompson retard with a new gimmick btw

>>127341361
Yeah I figured it was a troll of some kind, but I've got nothing better to do so why not take the bait? :1

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hIpQ6trIQ3A&pp=ygUSc3VtbWVybGFuZHMgc3BpcmFs
Sumerlands has at least one good song

Also where's the new thread? We're well past the bump limit now.

>>127341314
>listening to the unlistenable
lowkey based and metal if I'm ngl nor cap

>>127341368
>>127341361
>hurr he is a troll!! he is this trip I know hahah yeah small minds discuss people HURR hahahah

I don't need some "experts" to tell me that when I listen Poison's debut my mind goes "This sounds glam metal"

It SHOULD be on Metal-Archives because there are multiple other bands that have made their way there despite not sounding metal at all

>>127341379
We're letting the kpop tranny make it

>>127341388
I fucked up and forgot the thread title, someone else make one

>>127341405
useless, i'll do it myself

Jute

alright let's 'ave it
>>127341418
>>127341418
>>127341418

>>127341421
i was just about to make the thread damn it