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>when the ass is fat

Ocean Eyes - Billie Eilish
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https://voca.ro/11Dwb0FK5EvB

>>127337725
if you only looped the last few frames it would look like he had parkinson's

>it's all downstrums

You practiced today, yes?

anons, don't forget to have a snack while you're practicing, it helps keep your energy up and your fingers dirty

>>127337755
no I had to clean out my fridge after raw chicken slime leaked all over the place

>>127337755
Dime Bag never practiced. He said his shows were enough playing. That it basically wasn't necessary. I think he was telling the truth. He wasn't being pretentious, he was just being rational. He played a lot of shows. However, seems that it wouldn't hurt to practice even more. Unless you have an injury. You can always improve. But at some point people get good enough to make whatever comes to mind. And at that point technique isn't a focus, because there is so much to do with the tools available.

>>127337755
I will begin practice in about an hour.
I will then practice for ~3 hours.

>>127337762
Who is she? My goodness.

'Anon-kun, why don't you play me anymore. I'm getting lonely in this closet"

What guitar is it?

>>127337791
Dimebag was and still is also a highly overrated shitter.

>>127337741

>>127337800
Not a guitar but for me: My Music Man Bongo :(

>>127337800
Reverse V

>>127337786
Damn. How'd they leak? Ziplocks?

>>127337800
my les paul cause the neck is uncomfortable

>>127337813
kek thanks

>>127337800
K.Yairi Custom Shop RF-100.
:(

>>127337818
the good part about basses is it will just...be there, ready when you need it

>>127337824
> tranny
> Gibson
Yeah makes sense honestly

>>127337821
the vacuum pack got nicked at some point and it only became noticeable after thawing

>>127337839
Let's get one thing about me "straight" up-front. When it comes to sexuality, I'm about as hetero as they come. If a gay guy came on to me, I'd be like, "No way, bro. I'm a straight-up party boy who's into chicks." Yup, one gay dude wouldn't stand a chance. It would take at least four or five gay guys strapping me down to make it inside me. Sorry, fellas, that's just how straight I am. And even then I wouldn't make it easy. I'd be like, "Hey look! There goes George Michael!" And they'd all shriek "Where?!" at once, and I'd make a break for it, and they'd be like, "He's getting away! Chase him! I want his butt!" But I wouldn't just give them my butt. They'd have to take it. And once they got me strapped down, I'd stop fighting it because that would be giving them what they want. And I don't want them to enjoy it. If anyone's going to enjoy it, it's going to be me. So, I'd just relax into it and taunt them by telling them how ripped and sexy I find them and letting them know how much I'm enjoying myself. So, even though I'd have a bunch of ripped guys all taking turns on my butt, I'd still be enjoying it. But only because I forced myself to. It's not like I could fight these guys off. There are too many of them and they want me too much. What am I, Chuck Norris?" I'm not against homosexuality, though. I say to each his own. You're free to do whatever you want.

>>127337845
>crustache

>>127337845
His mouth actually looks like that? Always thought those pics were edited

You guys seein' this?

best vibrato in the game?

>>127337887
>>127337914
Is that Jeff Beck?

>>127337938
it could be YOU anon. if you keep practicing

>>127337948
you need to focus, and avoid....distractions

>>127337948
>>127337975
What does this man eat?
What fuels this man?

>>127337984
"Eight o'clock in the morning I'll have fish and a rice cake. At 10 o'clock, I'll have fish. At 12 o'clock, I'll have fish and a rice cake. At two o'clock, I'll have fish. At four o'clock - just before I train - I'll have fish and a rice cake. I'll train, I'll have me fish. I'll come home, have some more fish, with a rice cake, and then have some more fish before I go to bed."

>>127337938
I think it's Michaelanglo Batio. The guy who also plays a 4-necked (yes he can only play two at a time)

>>127337845
>>127337999
Why do you focus on his mouth?
Do you want to kiss this man?
Do you wonder what his moustache feels like on your mouth?

>>127338065
who says i am gey?

Yngwie confirmed deens appreciator.

>tfw you finally get your rig set up right

How long until I get to a point where I can noodle and start singing whatever comes to my mind while doing it?

>>127338291
same as anything, depends how much you practice

get used to doing it with something easy then work your way up to more difficult rhythms

go with freefalling or something to begin with, even wonderwall, memey as it is, is a pretty simple but not braindead easy rhythm

>>127338291
Today, right now. It's just that you don't like what you hear.

>>127338311
>freefalling
Just the strumming part?
>>127338353
>Today, right now.
I don't know about that lol I can't concentrate on both things at once

Is there ever a point where you can just pick up the guitar and play without needing to warm up?

>>127338576
Wait, you guys are warming up?

>>127338604
>warming up

>>127338576
only my tubes get a chance to warm up, kid

>>127337791
John Petrucci says he has always needed and still needs to do focused practice and preparation for harder stuff, even the things he has played live countless times.
Let's be honest, dimebag and the likes were more innovators who were lucky to be around at the right time. By todays standards he was neither a very technically proficient, nor a super clean or advanced guitarist. Him being a "legend" rides on Pantera's popularity and the fact that he kicked the bucket early enough to create a myth.
Doesn't mean he was a "bad guitarist", but the hardest stuff he ever played you can now hear from every random dude occupying the amp at your local guitar shop.

Also there is a difference between practice/improvement, and just continuously maintaining what you are comfortable with. There is nothing inherently wrong with the latter. However that is also why you have tens of thousand of guitarists who constantly go "man I've been playing guitar for 15 years and I can't do that!!" because in reality they learned and practiced for a year or two, then never did anything outside their comfort zone ever again.

>>127337791
Dime even had a guitar in his bathroom to practice on the shitter
https://youtube.com/shorts/QMVG7nmGI0E?si=jfyS7EdpC6ZeN1CS

Is harmony based on one instruments relation to what another instrument is playing?
Or is it what you're playing in relation to a chord shape?

>>127338801

>>127338865
If there are multiple instruments, harmony is what all instruments are doing together. It encompasses the whole song.
The bass can change the harmony by playing a different root note for example.

If you are talking about a solo instrument, then harmony is kind of "muh chord".
Harmony is never just chord shape or chord voicing though. If you transcribe or read the harmony from the lead sheet of a song, and you write/read "A-7b5" then the voicing for that doesn't matter. Playing it as a drop chord, a shell voicing, a block chord or an inversion or whatever doesn't influence the harmony.

>>127337791
dime is mostly right
if youre trying to learn one particular thing, and are in a band doing that same thing, there IS no better practice than just gigging as much as you can. youll learn so much more, so much faster, and you and your buds will become impossibly tight while playing together.

if youre trying to get a bit more into the weeds, learn new guitar esoterica and tech, in styles outside your own? then sitting down and practicing/learning that new stuff is basically mandatory. tho id still agree with dime in that after you figure out how to play it, you should just go back out and gig on that.

>>127338901
Thanks

Odds: I get an RC-1
Evens: RC-3
Dubs: RC-5
Trips: RC-300

>>127338945
What do these do

>>127338948
It's a jam sesh buddy simulator
https://youtu.be/QgUqbH5BDfk?si=GTHZ_xuySbcqUDr4

>>127338945
lol

>>127338865
>Is harmony based on one instruments relation to what another instrument is playing?
yes
its the conglomerate of whats being played
if you as a guitarist are hitting a D bar chord on the 5th fret, thats just a D, obv.
if your bassist is hitting a G under that, it changes the whole color of everything. its now a D/G. if you dont have a bassist, try it by yourself by adding the 3rd fret G under your D chord.
if the bass then moved down to an F#, thats now back to just being a D (albeit a first inversion D, as its over the 3rd of the chord).
try moving between these 3 chords to soak in the difference in harmony
itll be a good fingerstretch if nothing else

the easiest way to radically shift the harmony is via altering the bass note. which is why bassists, ironically, should be the MOST well versed in harmony in your band. because whatever they decide to do dictates basically everything else

>500+ to get it painted
>as much or more for a charvel body
Mine as well just keep it pink and buy a used white one with JB/59 for around 500 dollars that way I can have different pickups and tunings. The pink isn’t that bad, I just want a white charvel.

https://voca.ro/19nq470inTBv

>>127338954
So this is like if you make multiple parts in a song you're writing?

https://voca.ro/18JcSgTmPlT2

https://voca.ro/1nIZLgCTgAdy

>>127339062
dude keep it pink it looks sick
i would play that if i wasnt allergic to strats

>>127338948
It’s for pick me retards that are so annoying they can’t get anyone else to play music with them so they sit there and fumble around with a rack of looper pedals playing half assed covers of jack johnson while you’re trying to eat your 20 dollar burger.

>>127339081
yea its insanely helpful for that
imo, its a decent stand in for a metronome. if not just objectively superior because you can practice over chord changes

>>127339113
this sounds personal

I wish I was White

>>127338948
It’s a pedal for skinny manlets who aren’t happy being “just” the lead singer and guitarist so they buy one of these and niggerbox the drums and bass that way they can be the complete center of attention and annoy you in a 25 person capacity brewery while you’re forced suck down 12 dollar pints of India pale ale.

>>127339113
t. got replaced by a looper pedal by all his jam sesh buddies

>>127339081
It's whatever you want it to be
https://youtu.be/0gKWfvd-chA?si=Orch_GdZDxfRxgka&t=161

>>127339119
No but seriously nobody wants to sit there and watch you click a looper pedals playing while you mumble pshhh tshhh pshh pshh tshhh in the microphone and tap your travel sized Taylor acoustic electric.

>>127339143
really depends on how pretty you are

>>127339150
t. Ed Sheeran wannabe

>>127339141
>showcasing a nigger beatboxing
not a good look for loop pedaltards

>>127339150
t.

>>127338945
might be more up your alley

>>127339175

>>127339189

>>127339189
>>127339204
I wish I had a supertall giraffe demi-giant gf

Brehs my tremolo is starting to sound like not dogshit. The right hand gains in general have been huge for the past few days. Yes, it's finally happening.

>>127339249
That's cool anon, just keep in mind that tremolo picking is not the path to real speed.

>>127339277
I've heard about that and I'm not getting lazy or sidetracked, don't worry. But this is the first time every I really focused on my right hand ever and I feel like my technique improved massively independent of tremolo picking, no tension in my right hand when picking fast, no getting stuck at strings on the upstroke, the path my hand travels is visibly more efficient etc. I'm probably gonna keep working on this for then next two days and then shift my focus.

having trouble with arpeggios. how do you play the high 3 strings over and over, keep missing or hitting wrong strings or mess up timing when striking one by one. whats the technique here? i think i'm retarded or have parkinsons (sorry)

https://voca.ro/1jv5qHNl1lIy

>>127339167
I can see why you got replaced with a pedal

>>127339390
Slow it down, worry about hitting all of them properly first before doing it faster. You'll get there

>>127339390
>>127339390
mess around with up and downstroke variations
i would expects you'd pick that down, up, upp, assuming you're starting on the highest note
its really hard to pick up, up, up and then jump back to the high note for another upstroke

>>127339424
>down, up up

o fuck it worked!

>>127339449
yeah, also if you're thinking about the one downstroke as a pulse, like if you were counting 1 & a 2 & a etc. it'll help with locking into whatever you want to play to

>>127339215
its called a tranny

>>127339424
does anyone here actually strictly alternate pick? like always v^v^v^
i didnt even notice it until my friend pointed it out, but i just automatically switch depending on the arpeggios and/or the dynamics/accents

>>127339535
Trannies are neither girls nor women.
And a woman is still a woman even if she's big, tall, smol, muscular, anorexic or whatever.
fuck off with the lgbt propaganda

>>127339143
depends how you do it
i used to loop electric outside on a car battery hooked up to a power converter, then plug my amp and a delay pedal into that. looked like some mad max shit (a good tip to get ppl to stop and look: just look strange). then id just post up somewhere near the let out for a big show and cover random songs off band tshirts ppl were wearing, using flute for the vocal melody
id end up with like 100 lot kids laying down in the park next to me all trying to offer me acid lol

this was many moons ago tho
i know what youre talking about, and its pretty much why i havent done it in like 10yrs. its just oversaturated. the barrier to entry for such things got way too low

gentlemen, today we discover natural reverb

>>127339658
KINOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

>>127339249
>>127339346
at some point in the future i wanna go to egypt or some shit and sit down and figure how the oud players do it
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2iGl0cVwITo
theres something very different going on here from the guitar world. their hands are always "floating". its never braced on anything. and yet they still arent doing the intermediate-lvl-guitarist sin of just "locking your wrist and vibrating from your elbow". its much more controlled
farid here makes it look ez, but it sure aint

>>127339687
its huuuuuuge

>>127339699
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wYiq2ed-qGs

Does pick scraping always demolish picks? Are there any picks that withstand it better? I’m sick of getting half way through a Van Halen song and having to swap my pick because it starts getting stuck in the strings.

>>127339658
>>127339705
remember kids
if you go too loud in the gigareverb tank, it just bounces off itself a thousand times and you just end up with a bad MBV album
if it sounds too washed out, try rolling back the volume a hair
and be careful boosting any particular frequency too much, or youll endup with a big "lump" of waveforms in the midrange somewhere, and itll make you feel like you need to pop your ears

>>127339726
I get really nice thick sounding pick scrapes by the way. I’m using Dunlop tortex 70mm yellow picks, but it will shred the pick almost immediately. I’ve tried the Van Halen signature nylon ones and those are worse. I use the back of the pick but if I’m doing alternate picking or tremolo picking it tends to catch on the abrasions on the upstroke.

>>127339718
yea good point, the gyppos do it too
they mustve picked it up at some point on their way through iran

Why the fuck are pedalboards to expensive?
I think I'll just go to a close metalshop and ask them to machine/bend some steel the way I need. Will be higher quality and cheaper too.
>>127339658
>>127339705
very based.
Story?

>>127339759
Lmao @ pedalboard chuds

>>127339750
i use the green ones but they get fucked up too
dont rly do em that much, but i think its partly the angle. you get a better scrape sound if the acute angle is towards the bridge, but it fucks the picks up way more than if you angle it the opposite direction (acute angle facing the head)

i think you gotta just buy a lot of picks if youre a real metalhead

>>127339759
get one of those pelican cases. get one where it doesnt have a hinge, and you can take the whole top off
ive seen ppl make nice ones with those
you gotta mount the pedals to the inside of the top of the case tho, not the bottom. unless you want a pedal "step" instead of a pedal "board"

>>127339617

>>127339759
>Story?
Without saying too much, I have access to an old elementary school that was built in the early 1900's and is currently being used for storage. I'm set up in the gymnasium. At some point they built a metal sided warehouse that can be seen through the opening in my second image onto the end of it, but the gym itself still remains mostly brick and iron. I've been itching to get in here and jam because it will be filled up with junk sooner rather than later. The missus and 3 of her friends planned to go to the lake to see her parents, and I didnt feel like riding in a car with 4 women for 3 hours. So I came here instead.

>>127339807
U cant fit shit in those lmao

jfc this place got even worse

>>127339906
where do you think we are

>>127339906
desu this place is an oasis compared to the rest of the board

>>127339658
cover art quality

haha look how dumb anon looks, he can't even hit the right strings

>>127340008
just always hit all of them as hard as you can
mute all 5 other strings than the one youre playing

And as you can see on my resume, it says right there. "15 years experience with the same guitar and amp"

Fear me.

>>127337845
the Trufire pledge

>>127340008

>>127338945
rc1 is all you need, maybe for now. the seethe of these replies lmao

>>127340113
Rick Beato has a horse cock

what is the best website to look up for chords?

>change high strings
>third .20 gauge sounds a bit wobbly
>postpone adjusting intonation for a while
>increase tension for better stability in a few weeks
>string is completely blown out and needs replacing
Cool. I'll get a 24w this time and wont adjust the others at all. If it aint broken don't fix it

>>127340317
https://note.kitchen/
https://www.all-guitar-chords.com/scales/chords
https://www.onemotion.com/chord-player/
https://fretboard-navigator.com/

>>127337762

When you forget your overdrive pedal at home.

>>127340349
thank you

>>127340377
>throw patch cable in effects loop
>flip switch to +20db
simple as

idk what’s worse, crustang posting or guitar youtuber gif posting. at least crustang posting had actual guitars.

>>127339617
based

>>127337755
>needing a metronome and not trusting your body's internal clock.
NGMI.

>>127337712 (OP)
Where are the links, asshole?

>>127340034
This was literally me with a Strat and a Princeton Reverb and a Boss tuner and Blues Driver

>pmt tv gets shut down
>taking away all the pedal/guitar demos that mattered

>>127337712 (OP)
When I try to do the Hendrix chord thing with thumb on the bass note like

3x543x
or
3x5433

I find it pretty uncomfortable and there's really no way for me to do it without getting the guitar neck right in the palm of my hand with no gap, making the twiddly little double stop hammer-on hendrix-isms pretty impractical and uncomfortable, if not downright impossible while holding that bass note down, such as

3x5435
3x545x
3x553x
3x523x
3x553x

Meanwhile, the thumb on the bass note works pretty well for basic "jazz voicings" (7th chords) like

5x555x
5x565x
5x665x
5x554x

though most jazzers tend to not do the thumb over thing.

>>127337762
I'm on his 3rd video now. 3 hours of talking later...

I have got smarter though and turned the speed up to 1.25x. 1.5x is too fast.

I am learning stuff though. But now it should exponentially improve. After video 1 you feel like playing in busy road traffic. Video 2 is a bit better and you don't want to slice your wrists anymore...

>>127340552
video 22 and you feel like you don't understand anything anymore.

>>127337800
Any guitar I've tried to personally do a setup on.

>>127340498
this anon plays out of time. his rhythm is so poor he doesn't even realize

>>127340549
>making the twiddly little double stop hammer-on hendrix-isms pretty impractical and uncomfortable, if not downright impossible while holding that bass note down
Just practice. I jump back and forth between regular bar chords and thumb over style depending on how much hammer on pinkying/7/9/sus chords I want to do. It’s equally comfortable either way and it’s just a matter of what works for what your trying to do that that point in the song. Just keep practicing. Doing it thumb over you’re gonna have your palm really pressed up against the neck with little to no gap

>>127340549
i find that if your fingers stretch out kinda diagonally, rather than straight up and down across the frets it helps, but its just a thing you need to get used to

>>127337984
I have no idea wtf he's doing.

>>127338291
Have you tried this already? Like right now hum random notes in your mind or out loud and then try and chase/match them on the fretboard. It will probably not be an easy experience at first. But the more you do it the easier it will get because your brain is starting to make connections for where the notes are laid out. It helps to learn what a chromatic scale is to start with. Everything has a sharp or flat except between BC and EF. Learn your fretboard and it all starts to make a bit of sense.

>love seeing shitposting and making fun of retards
>love seeing people trying to actually help anons solve problems and trying to be encouraging
the duality of man

>>127338694
He reminds me a bit of Lloyd Kaufman.

>>127340549
>there's really no way for me to do it without getting the guitar neck right in the palm of my hand with no gap
that is how he did it
you just need big hands

im looking at my hand rn when i do it and >>127340597 is right
my hand is basically positioned in a way where my fingers are wrapping around diagonally, and my palm is diagonal along the back of the neck. the only thing i might add is that the only actual part of my palm thats touching the neck is the "ball" of my pointer finger.

but i might just have a larger cock than you, and that might be the whole problem. in which case, i cant help

>>127340567
Fuccxxxk! Well good on you for getting up to 22. It's gonna be a while for me. But I'll catch up in a month I guess.

>>127340615
>leave helpful post
>anon replies saying it helped them
best feeling in the world bros

>>127340615
i dont see it as mutually exclusive desu

>>127340637
wait you're using your cock to hold down the bass note?
no wonder it hasn't been working for me

>>127340655
thats how jimmy used to do it at the afterparty
janis told me

>>127340662
He got a lot of practice doing it that way in the latrines in the army, that’s why he got discharged

>>127340667
i wonder if that was actually true
id heard he made a pass at his CO and thats how he got out
based
fuck dying in some jungle for vague coldwar nonsense. he had shit to do

>>127340672
He legitimately got discharged because of chronically masturbating in the latrines and getting caught, look it up. Jimi was a straight up gooner all the way back in his army days.

>>127340586
So poor anon can't afford a rhythm

>>127340645
>tfw i still dont ablosutely understand the guitar

>>127340698
I'm more concerned with the one guy being the cringe creepo stalker whose trying to catch Jimi masturbating in the cans than Jimi beating his meat in the shitter.

>>127340349
Adding this to the scales part of OP if I get to bake

>>127340728
the names of to gooner catchers are in this one

>>127340615
Love real gear knowers like trogly and 5 watt world
Love poverty anons trying to text wall their way out of ngmi

>>127340698
sarge:
>alright soldiers
>rise and shine
>we need you to go drop liquid fire on some nowhere village full of women and children
>and if you have any extra bombs left dump em on cambodia
>fuck it
>NOW MOVE OUT!!
jimi:
>*sucks teeth*
>ill be there in a sec
>gotta go take care of somethin first

>>127340722
Perhaps a harmonica is in your future then? It's cool too you know. The videos I've seen on how to play it seem very simple. There's hope yet that you can be in a band and score pussy. Drummers get laid too. Bass players get sloppy seconds though.

>>127340698

ibanez inspires

>>127340741
Fuck. Just leave the poor guy alone to get a dopamine fix FFS. It's better than doing it in someone's hair while they sleep...

>>127340549
Wizard neck. Your instrument is trash.

>>127340749
>trogly
whiny and gay
>5 watt
i like his videos but he never plays guitar and hes got some serious dick suckin lips perfectly outlined by his facial hair
>poverty anons
love em, gotta start somewhere and its cool getting to see them be on the right track and improve or make very stupid mistakes and laugh at them
>text wall their way out of ngmi
love reading those, especially the turbo cope ones

>>127340741
>Someone's MOS was finding investigating masturbation and writing detailed field reports.

>>127340722
youre doing it backwards man
understand music
theres only 12 notes
guitar is just a (relatively opaque and cumbersome) way to play music. no one "understands" guitar. they just understand how to play music on guitar. its different

the thing that, imo, makes guitar such a poor first instrument is the fact that theres like half a dozen ways to play any given note.
any other instrument is like a thousand times easier to learn theory on, because it doesnt have that problem. piano being probably the best one as its so easy to visualize

>>127340775
Armed forces are about being a platoon and sharing banana eating tiktoks now. Stop going against the grain Sgt or it's gunna be push-ups.

>>127340751
tfw will never drop zipperheads innajungle and will never bayonet survivors in a village on the ho chi min trail that been bombed and will never experience some wild boocoo dinky dau mamasan poontang back in Saigon while on leave

>>127340817
Well I'll give trump a bit of credit (I feel dirty just saying that) for weening out some of the rainbows and unicorns. Should toughen things back up a bit.

>>127340846
Yup your instruments are trash and that's why you can't put the thumb on the string, Fender is an outdated brand that makes outdated models. cute larp, try not getting yourself killed with your toys

>>127340846
These are great song lyrics man. Seriously...

>tfw you and your boys get in the rehersal room

>>127340846
Lmao

>>127340857
>that's why you can't put the thumb on the string
I can do that just fine though, I do it more than normal bar chords. I still do it Hendrix style with my wiener more than any other style though

>>127340885
hendrix is shit

>>127340890
wow very racist of you to say he’s shit simply because of the color of his skin (half black half Native American), when a half black half Native American man speaks I LISTEN

is sunburst a boomer finish?

>>127340911
it's a GOOD finish

>guitars in my rifle thread
>rifles in my guitar thread
today is a good day

>>127340846

>>127340911
You wish somebody’s son would burst all over your face don’t you faggot?

>>127340911
sunburst is timeless

What is it that makes Cliffs of Dover considered to be extremely difficult? Genuine question.
Also not doubting it just to be clear, just confused that it is regularly named even by very skilled guitarists where other (to my noob ears) very difficult+popular pieces are not.

>>127340890
hendrix is a clown that did a lot of damage, boomer music is shit and hendrix is the worst of the worst, literally just a black bob dylan

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YGo0sJJJ46I

I will post a practice tip that does help a lot. Practice in the dark. Forces you to actually learn your shit instinctually. Muscle memory like. At first you'll be like a puppy wearing booties on its feet fucking up all the time. But then it magically gets easier once you get your eyes out of the equation and rely on your ears and finger memory. Don't forget to sing tout loud the notes at the right pitches too in gobbley goo child speak. Doo doo dee dee dum dah. But seriously, try practicing in the dark on your bed sometime. It will change your perspective. It's how musicians can close their eyes and just ride the vibe in their brain and just know where their fingers go from years of practice.

do you think when he was caught in the latrines he stared em down?

>>127340911
Most boomer finish of all

>>127340987
He made them let him finish. I mean he is all bold as love, just ask the axis

>>127340933
depends, the main riff is kinda tough if you don't know how to swing, the rhythmic feel might be a bit alien to rock players.
the actual hard part is all the quick runs later in the song, some of the cascading pentatonic stuff. he just played it really cleanly so thats what people are aiming for

>>127340987
He's black, it's like a 3rd arm or kickstand. He probably tried putting it back in his pants and got accused of assault clubbing them with it.

>>127341003
yah its this
he just plays it obscenely clean (too clean impo)

>>127341009
Look up “Cynthia plaster caster Jimi Hendrix”

>>127341009
>>127341015
>muh BBC
fuck outta here
look up the dude from television if you wanna see some real shit
wtf man. she even kinda fucked up the cast cuz his dong was just absurd

>>127341015
How do you know this information?

>>127341009
imagine...

>>127341042
pretty common rock history, she made tonnes of cock casts. probably blew more rockstars than anyone else.

you should know her though, she's your mom

>>127341042
youve never heard of the plaster caster lady?
that shit is as old as rock and roll basically

>>127341042
My parents loved Kiss when I was growing up and they have a song called Plaster Caster and as a teenager I didn’t know what that meant so I looked it up
>>127341033
The cast is funny, the head is squished. BBC is homosexual NWO brainwashing

>>127337712 (OP)

https://youtu.be/v3m6dNZRcQQ

>>127341053
Nah my mom is a prude. She's not ugly but she doesn't do cock casts and stays in her lane race wise.

>>127341058
No it's new to me. What has been seen/known cannot be unknown now. I feel like I just got a boy scout badge though.

>>127341072
It’s a cool feeling knowing if you’re curious what a 1970s famous rock star’s pecker looks like you have a good chance of finding out cuz she plastered tons of them.

>>127341060
I'm not a huge kiss fan so I didn't know about that lyric. Good on you for looking it up though. Takes you down a rabbit hole sometimes...

>>127341067

>>127341085
Ya I can't say I have that urge myself. I have /s/ to thank for that. Every other board on here is fucked up these days. /S/ is my last happy place on here...

>>127341060
yea the story is jimmy started fucking it lol
least thats what i heard
guess he rly was a gooner

telling you tho
richard lloyd
looked like some twink
lol NOPE
dude had a 10" coke can lmfao

>>127341072
its an important part of rock history
or at least cock history

Is there an uglier guitar finish than Antigua?

>>127341091
https://youtu.be/e4x2Vlcar5o

>>127341097
Your mom just lies to you. You dad isn't who you think he is. Get a DNA test bro...

>>127341112
>Get a DNA test bro
dont tho
they always get h@xxed

>>127341103
Yeah Richard Lloyd is my favorite guitarist and when I learned Cynthia got him too I had to look it up and DAYUM
Television is great but even his solo stuff is really good. He’s even in the comment section of this video
https://youtu.be/--p5XWU9HdA

>>127341141
yea hes a homie for sure
imagine being not only cool enough to already be "over" punk by 1977, but actually already breaking new ground into what was gonna come after

just an excellent musician

>>127341167
luv tom and his solo stuff
luv richard and his solo stuff
simple as

it's really distracting to watch a guy bust a nut over a pedal/amp/guitar

>>127341318
It’s really distracting watching a guy bust a nut period.

So, when I was better off, I had a Gibson Les Paul Studio Tribute in tobacco burst with 2 no cover humbuckers. It had a 3 way toggle, and the traditional four knobs. Dot inlays and no binding. I found that I just couldn't deal with its shape, until I put a smaller strap on it. I still ended up tossing it down a hallway in distress, where its headstock naturally snapped off. I tossed it over the fence, and saw it later mended and sold online. So kudos.

I also got a 3 colour sunburst Fender Player Telecaster that I loved. I tried to replace it with a white one, as I also smashed my first one, out of schizophrenic mania, but I got very depressed about my status and ego and that of those around me, as I live in a lower income facility. So I sold my recently purchased white Telecaster for about 35% of value to a pawn shop. I like the idea of someone getting a deal off of my choices.

In short, what I learned is that I love single coils, even though 60 cycle hum gets me down. I came really close to modding the guitar, but my life is sad & I often feel bad. So there.

I kind of want to go back to a Telecaster, and I want to see what a Goldtop P90 Les Paul is like, or I don't know. I've got a lot to think about at the humble age of 36.

>Picture is a guitar I want but have never tried.

p.s. I want to get really good, so I'm thinking of investing in some decent gear should I become financially stable again. I think those 20 watt Marshall Studio amps are tops.

In4 offset guitars plus one Tele for good measure.

Nobody outside this forum plays offsets. Offsets are considered toy guitars. Only Kurt Cobain played them and not because they were good

>>127341428
You should get into cigar box guitars if you want some fun. There is a whole side of the Guitar-net that you probably didn't know existed. To start:
https://cigarboxnation.com/

I then stumbled upon Justin Johnson playing a shovel and ya...never looked back.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=V9-ltPsbw9g

>>127341519
I don't know what an offset guitar is

>>127341519
desu i was hesitant to get a new offset because so many faggots outside of this thread play them now. it was the total opposite like 10-15yrs ago

>>127341562
JM, jag etc

>>127341428
For some eye candy, watch Samantha Fish play a 4 string to Bulletproof.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EEWAo0x7uUM

>>127341522
Believe you me, I've looked into those cigar box thingers. I've even done some theremin work.

My first guitar was a GRB Kokocaster, which I didn't like. Super thin neck and heavy body with poorly matched pickups and an off brand bigsby without a nice spring. My second guitar was an Epiphone ES-335 Pro in Natural, that I would play through a Vox AC4C1-BL. I lent them to a friend and he stored them at a friend of his's place, and they got tossed out after a flood. So I was on the hunt for a new guitar, and I wound up buying a 1996 Made in Japan Fender Jaguar in 3 colour sunburst. I really liked its vibrato unit, and it's through the Jaguar that I really got to love flatwound 11s.

I want to play Standard really well, so that I can like, do call and response stuff by ear or whatever. I'm thinking about renting gear from the local Long & McQuade, but I'm also trying something on a sabbatical.

>attached is a Canadian guitar I might want to own

>>127341522
im convinced "muh quality wood" is the biggest psyop in all of guitar
coolest sounding guitar i ever had was made of plywood. and not even that much plywood
>but muh sustain
doesnt matter
its your pickups and how heavy your strings are
plus who tf doesnt use a compressor?

>>127341604
You're Canadian. Like me. Good job. How do I know? Long & McQuade. Glad its not raining today at least...yet!

>>127341624
For electrics yes, it's pretty much bullshit. For acoustics, no, definitely not. It makes a huge difference. I have an Ovation and trust me, space age fiberglass doesn't sound like a Martin or quality Washburn or Taylor at all no matter what you plug it into.

>>127341624
Check out this Cole Clark Hybrid. I want this.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dH1Fv50Wlkk

>>127341639
I'm thinking of going to just touch stuff on a Saturday. The local place had one of these once.

>>127341665
oh yea def
thats a whole other story

but for elec?
spare your lower back the pain of muh quarter cut mahogany gibshit
total meme
it does look great with a good burst finish. but idgaf about looks.

>>127341604
>flatwound 11s.
11s huh?
i never even knew they had em that light
i used to use 13s when i used flatwounds
does it still have a wound g? seems like it would be a bit small

>>127341731
Yeah, the G is wound.

>>127341681
Don't forget to go to some pawn shops or cash converters. It's always fun to see what you can find. It all could be shit but there's that chance you find your diamond at an affordable price range. Trade them something for it and walk out happy on budget.

Why did Clapton call it his cream? What's wrong with him.

>>127341744
Good thinking. I will take a peak.

I'm heading to the bus now.

>>127341722
There's a guy I know who made a guitar out of pallet wood. For a hobby. If you didn't know it was pallet wood you'd have no idea. I mean the neck was a store bough addon but he can make necks too. For an electric I go for lightness, not brand. An electric sound is brought out by the pickups, strings and amp settings. If you watch that Justin Johnson playing the shovel and then going down that road a bit, you can see it's not so much about the wood, or guitar...it's about the player and the amp tweaks. He plays a one string guitar and it sounds amazing. Don't get hung up on brand. This isn't a pair of jeans or a cellphone. YOU make the guitar sing.

>>127341744
thats where you find the goldmemes

>>127341760
Sweet, enjoy local-git-bro. report back sometime tonight with your recount of your adventure.

>>127341784
Excuse my same fagging but
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dLf7pLmCPt0

>>127341825
and once you put some finish on it, it looks cool anyway
funny how that works

>>127341831
Yup! Exactly. I really liked how he used nail heads cut off as fretboard inlaid markers/dots. I laughed and am like you're a fucking genius man.

I think every kid in high school shop class should have to make a guitar as a graduate project. It could be like this pallet wood stuff or it could be a cigarbox guitar but just actually build something and figure out the electronics aspect too. It will take you down a path of musical satisfaction that no Gibson or Fender can ever bring you no matter how much money you put into it. Don't get me wrong, I love expensive quality guitars, but it's not e-v-e-r-y-t-h-i-n-g.

>>127340933
Eric Johnson's music in general is difficult to approach for many guitarists I think mainly because of the shreddy rhythmic displacement pentatonic stuff (5 over 4, and such) and spread voiced chords. I think most guys know barre chords and kinda stop there and can't into open triads and the like. Also he hybrid picks some stuff like the pedal point intro thing in Cliffs of Dover, which theoretically makes it easier to play but many don't use that as their default technique and probably struggle with understanding where to apply it.

>>127339726
get a blue chip pick

>>127337712 (OP)

Feels good knowing that I singlehandedly ran the gg schizo out of here.

You're welcome.

>>127341951
You sure it's not just un mania rn, cheif?

>>127341951
Not all of them...I'm still here...lol!

But like an STD, they'll be back to say hello when you least expect them to.

I like the new /gg/ because this is much more positive space. Last year every vocaroo got some very toxic comments from some anon, hateful comments and making fun of all less expensive guitars etc.

Who the hell you calling chief breh

>>127342036
You just have to get good at shit flinging back. Life is like that unfortunately. Today you may even by talking to a bot/chatGTP entity for all one knows.

One has to learn to not tie their identity or skillset to an object (their instrument) or to mean words of assholians. This place will sort out the tribe part one way or another the natural way.

No one can take music away from you ever. When all is gone, it's the faithful thing you can always count on to get you through life's shit cycle.

>>127342127
Are you the same guy as "245lbs Mountain of a Man"?

He used to have these philosophical lessons here

>>127342143
Nope. Just a grounded dude who has been around a lot of assholes and nice people who likes music, guitar and technology. The world is a better place if the community pushes back on the assholes and sends them packing.

>>127342212
based

>>127341825
And for his acoustic build
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aSgxziOl8Ag
fast forward to the end if you want to hear how it sounds. Otherwise watch it at 1.5x speed or skip around.

>>127342143
Nope. Just a handsome slender dude that would show a well built musician the kind of audience he deserves after a long hard uke improv session.

play acoustic

>>127342425
Slay. Very based.

how to make a gipsy guitar?

>>127342433
i play a dread

>>127342545
hell yeah

>>127342516
10 year luthier apprenticeship

I just want a Vandenberg so bad bros

thinkin bout you gettin that vandenberg

>>127342551
i just learned about tap harmonics on acoustic. they sound really cool

>>127341759

The cream belongs to the gooner.

I'm goin' off the rails on a crazy train, bros...

tired of penta blues buttrock
tired of artificial harmonic and hand drumming on the soundboard
tired of sped up video clean twink shred

real ngls play with actual fucking style

>>127342765
i love the 1981 live recordings. you can see ozzy get frustrated when he doesn't quite nail the vocal or make funny faces at the camera when it's on a close up of him. he seemed like a genuine dude

Last post about the Bigsby. Took it to another guitar shop, chatted with another person for an hour while one person worked on the guitar. He said this is the best clearance he could get, and it should have no issues. If you get one of these, try to aim for this at the bridge.

>>127342036
>making fun of all less expensive guitars
even posting good guitars on here resulted in people checking your ass back then
let's not forget about parker anon, travis bean anon, music man anon etc

>go to yard sale
>old samick strat clone there
>$500 (yowza (I know what I got no lowballs))
I never find any half decent music gear at garage/yard/estate sales. Found two old Camillus pocket knives from the 1950s or 1960s for $2 a pop tho so that was kind of cool but I’m still waiting for the day of finding grandpa’s old electric guitar he never played under the bed (it’s a 1961 Stratocaster and it’s only $200)

>>127342935
what did he do and how's the action

Got this idea after checking out the Cut Your Hair tab by Pavement
I havent played in months dont judge please
https://voca.ro/18x9g88xhc7q

>>127343042
you hitting the 127 yard sale? that shit is aids and ruins my town every year

>>127343157
Idk what that is, this was just some old dude selling crap from his house

>>127343172
it's one weekend every year with literally 200 miles of yard sales. it's currently going on

>>127342967
still does. been here for a good minute, there's still a guy who comments on every guitar over $2k and calls the owner a poorfag
yes i said over
at this point its just jokes

I put a tele neck on a strat

The only guitars I actually make fun of and mean it are PRS guitars. I make fun of crustangs but really don’t mind them.

>>127343361
you fool, you've killed us all!

>>127343364
Same

>>127343143
I had reversed the bridge this morning to see if I could get clearance without it hitting anything. I couldn't. I also added a tiny bit more relief. When that didn't help, I gave up and went. He flipped the bridge around and intonated it. I didn't think to do that. Action is still 1.55mm on both sides, but I might raise the low E side a little cause I still get buzzing frets at 5, 6 and 7. I told him the g was buzzing, but when he played it, he didn't hear anything. It's still there, but I'm thinking it's not the nut. I think I just need a string tree. It's more of a ring than a buzz. I'll live with it for now. Luckily the guy didn't charge me.

Ocean Eyes (final mix)
---

https://voca.ro/182dgRqszH6I

>>127343388
nice

What if you put a marshall IR on a JC120 model? What's it gonna sound like?

>>127343415
ass

>>127343388
>Luckily the guy didn't charge me.
Smart move from him. If you’re happy with his work then he got himself a customer if you ever need to go back for anything.

I think I might try one of these three string trees. He said he died think it was a nut issue and just how it was strung on the tuner, but I couldn't get it any lower.

Now, it's nap time. I only got 4 hours of sleep.

>>127343464
>he said he died

>>127343464
next time people give gibson headstocks a hard time now you know what a piece of shit the fender headstock is too

>>127343474
*didn't
I unironically almost fell asleep on the couch as I waited, that's how tired I am.

>>127343490
>doesn't fall off in your path

>>127343214
>1/10 of a used car
Whoa there Mr. Warbucks

>>127343676
just don't drop it

>>127341588
>shitty cellphone recording
I've always wanted to not be able to hear anything. Thanks for posting that.

>>127343740
You're welcome. There are other videos of her singing that much better quality. Do I have to do everything for you and find more links or do you think you can manage? You're like a toddler...

Whoa you guys.
Whoa.

Do you think humbuckers would be as popular as they are now if they had invented (good) noiseless back in the 60s?

>>127343855
no

humbuckers just look cooler

>>127343884
covered or uncovered?

>>127343905
covered of course

>>127343905
>uncovered

Do polyfags ever lament that their guitar necks will never turn golden with age? Never patina? Never earn character?

>>127343850
>can't post an audible link
>do *I* have to do everythng for *YOU*?

>>127343964
No because I don’t care how my guitar looks as long as it sounds and feels good. If it’s really gonna bother you that it won’t age the same as nitro then just leave it in the sun and let the UV turn it yellow.

https://vocaroo.com/14OTQaVXGJ4W

>>127343964
i don't mind a poly neck but it needs be basically a pore filler flash coat, satin finish. when the nitro wears completely away from the neck the wood looks kind of nasty and dingy looking

>>127343981
Here's your (you) cunt.

>>127343964
>guitar will look good forever
>this is a bad thing
only boomers like rotting guitars.

>>127340552
For me, the intervals thing was a game changer. I was faintly aware of the 5ths setup for strings but by knowing E and A up to the 12th fret, I can extrapolate notes on the other 4 strings and lay down modes in different keys.

>>127341681
My buddy wants to trade me a partscaster tele but it's a heavy PoS. On the other hand... tele

>>127344030
yeah i think intervals are the way to go for learning music theory and fretboard. that's what i did on bass and it works great but im trying to learn guitar completely by ear. i feel like learning music theory made improvising or just playing by feel harder. its almost like a security gate that your mind has to pass through subconsciously every time you try to play something

>>127342516
Steal it

>>127344067

>>127344099
>eqs all the differences out of your guitars
nothing personnel

Let me guess, you need more?

>>127344089
>i feel like learning music theory made improvising or just playing by feel harder
lol no youre just being dumb
would being able to write english make you worse at reading english? or vice versa?
prolly not
learning music theory doesnt mean you cant just be retarded again at will. its actually even better because then you can frame your moments of voluntary retardation with parts that are all by the books. so then everyone will just think youre some crazy experimental genius or whatever, when in actuality youre just fucking around half the time

agree about the intervals tho
if you can pick out intervals by ear, and pick out chord qualities by ear, you can basically figure out anything, given enough time.
after learning basic scales and rhythms, imo you should learn intervals and then how to build/identify chords. because thats the stuff you can actually start applying it to your playing immediately

>>127344030
Cool. Glad to hear you got a connection out of it. Have you finished the whole series? Or are you still going through it?

oh yah we need nu thread
i dont have the pasta

>>127344170
many top level players have said the same thing. that either learning music theory did not benefit them as players or that they had to actively unlearn the things they were taught at music school. jake eddy and jack bruce are two players that immediately come to mind. i'm not saying you can't learn theory and still be able to play just that playing by ear makes you a better musician

>>127344124
yes. i only use blue chip pick(s). one will last a lifetime

>>127344249
>only 60mm and 80mm, no 70mm
No thanks

>>127344334
you get used to playing them. i don't know what shape you were looking at but they do go down to 40

Really great playing and helpful insights itt my guys.

>>127344229
I made 127344653
but someone already had a new thread and didnt advertise it

>>127344244
yea and its just as dumb when smart ppl say it too, and its a real shame that they do, because everyone repeats it as if its real. its not.
the way everyone ITT is learning theory (by yourself, and via applying it to shit you actually like) is fundamentally different from how it is in school. and ime, infinitely superior in basically every conceivable way. the aforementioned "it actually being fun/applicable" is a big one, but its far from the only one.

youre not getting your knuckles smacked by some stupid 70yo bitch teacher with a ruler who only enjoys bach and thinks everything else is satanic. youre not being brainwashed that bachs 400yo rule set on harmony (that he doesnt even follow himself all the time) is unbreakable. youre not getting taught that the only way to practice is to sit in a room alone and grind sheet music. youre not getting forced to sit through 300yrs of music history you dgaf about to get to the stuff that matters.
everything thats kinda shit and maybe possibly detrimental about learning theory, comes from the way its taught in schools/conservatories. not the actual knowledge itself.

cont

>>127344734
cont
>just that playing by ear makes you a better musician
and thats the only reason im schizoposting this rn. is cuz ur half right, and half just hopelessly stupid in the same statement.
how do you think you get rly rly rly good at playing by ear?
how would you tell someone to come meet you somewhere if you didnt know where you were? youd wander around a bit, try to find some landmarks, then try to explain that to your buddy. or you could just know where you are and give him the address.
now think of that in regards to music. your bassist changes key. if you train yourself enough, youll literally just hear it and be able to react almost instantly. without that prior knowledge, you might have to look over, check what frets hes on etc.
its literally just an inefficient way to do the same thing

once you gain this knowledge and internalize it, youre not sitting there thinking about the #4 in the lydian mode during your solo, or composition, or whatever. youre just doing it. and youre doing faster than anyone ever could just by guessing and checking. and youll have multiple reference points you can fall back on. youre not just stuck thinking "yea im on the 7th fret rn, i think its minor", because you already know youre in B dorian, because you can just hear it.
additionally theres also the communication aspect. music is a very abstract medium. having a way to clearly communicate those abstractions to others trained in it is literally only a benefit, and saves a TON of time

gonna put some warpigs in my ibanez gio