Sumerlands edition
>How do I get into X genre?https://files.catbox.moe/8xl7gs.zip - listen to these albums
https://files.catbox.moe/ae36c3.zip - save these images
https://files.catbox.moe/yjogdd.zip - cringe edits
>How do I find more like X band?http://www.metal-archives.com - Search for your favorite band and look under "similar artists" tab.
http://www.last.fm - Search for your favorite band and look under "similar artists".
http://www.rateyourmusic.com - Read charts and lists.
http://www.4chanmusic.wikia.com/wiki/Essential_Charts - Look for metal related charts.
http://www.gnoosic.com/ - Self-explanatory.
>Where do I find X album?http://www.slsknet.org/news/node/1 - P2P application, install it and use the search tab
http://www.dark-world.ru/bands/ - Russian metal DDL archive, requires you to add Russian language in your Firefox settings in order to access the download links (Options > Content > Languages > add Russian at the bottom of the list)
>>Russian Bittorrent trackers (require registration) https://www.rutracker.org (http://i.imgur.com/SYbRnnk.png)
http://www.en.metal-tracker.com/
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>>127337017
one of these days there will be a tior edition
>>127341432Yeah, to protest that chuddery polluting Chi-Town.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QMINNqdQPnQ
King Diamond + DSBM = epic
Imagine if David Coverdale became vocalist of Black Sabbath
>18 years since last King Diamond album
why bros...
>>127341500Too busy fucking his wife whose half his age
>>127341418 (OP)BASED edition. Not as good as their debut, but still solid. Brendan Radigan is the perfect vocalist for the band and their material.
Sumerlands is for AIDS-ridden homos.
Beherit is for large-penised alpha chads.
Only trancels would disagree.
>>127341432Sighsโฆwish it was gbkโฆ
>that one time Ian Gillan tried rapping
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=K0-h8nUrXtg&list=RDK0-h8nUrXtg&start_radio=1&ab_channel=PurpleSnake
Both of these albums credit a drummer, but Iโm not fully convinced. They both sound like drum machines to me.
What do we think?
>>127341622>le first wave bm
>>127341622Drum machines can work, even the very primitive 80s ones, when mixed properly
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tbSJuHsLGTw
>>127341622I.N.R.I. definitely has a real drummer
Bathory s/t is sus tho
>>127341432>implying Sumerlands-listening ANTIFA faggots won't send bomb threats and get it cancelled
>getting this triggered by melodic soft rock
death metal and black metal were not called that at the time
>no blasting post
BLASTING
>>127341694Savatage more like Soilediapertage.
>>127341721Still hating on the classics?
>>127341694>FATNESS REEEEEEEEEEEEEEIGNS>IN THE HALL OF THE BURGER KING
>>127341741i laughed like a fucking psychopath to this thanks anon
>7 years since last Summoning album
There has never been this big gap
stop making fun of fat people
>>127341765Fat people and manlets get ridiculed here.
>>127341803so everyone posting itt?
>>127341761I wonder if they'll continue with the green covers for the next one.
>>127341765you can choose your: weight, religion, culture, political beliefs, music listening preferences, sexuality
you can't choose your: ethnicity, sex, initial childhood environment, initial economic position
so Its ok to make fun of the top ones, but not the bottom ones.
>>127341813Green your favorite color?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3DH9BQaHyiM
The average female fan of Black Metal is more attractive than the average female fan of Death Metal. BUT the average Black Metal female fan is also a poser who only listens to Black Metal (or pretends to) because it's the cool and hip thing to do. This is reflected in the way they dress; they see Black Metal first and foremost as an aesthetic so they'll wear very 'girly' clothing but done in a Black Metal style. The average Death Metal female fan, on the other hand, is a genuine fan and doesn't care about dressing up since she cares more about the music first and foremost. A band shirt and jeans are fine for her on most occasions.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qY3-Atyuds4&list=RDqY3-Atyuds4&start_radio=1&ab_channel=DescentOfMadness
>>127341580Still seething huh, ya bitch? Sorry but your genre is the one that attracts the most troons. This is an irrefutable fact.
>>127341845It was when I was a kid. But I've grown old and have come to appreciate beige.
>>127341865Mine too, because of the Green power ranger
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qYPM_1cagIM
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Post dem green bois
>hard mode: no Type O Negative
>>127341863Dumberlands IS troon music, faggot.
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>>127341852Thank you for posting about your personal experience which completely differs from my personal experience
>>127341880>"n-no u!" the trannoid utters for the 10th time with tears streaming down xer faceTruly pathetic lmao. Mindbroken and utterly dominated.
>>127341906This is a power metal band lol
go and start your own band and make something better. oh wait, you won't.
>>127341955Metal Archives is often wrong
>>127341989this
they don't know Sargeist is norsecore
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>he keeps using buzzwords only 4 people know
>>127342028We should all strive to be unemployable permavirgin meme loving fucks here
Why was 80s metal so based? Some of the early 90s stuff was OK too.
Something happened. The newer stuff just doesn't sound right
>>127341955>fagrock pretending to be Black Metallol fuck off already, you ignorant cocksucking poser queer.
>>127341905It does not.
>>127341967It was revealed to me in a dream.
>>127342054>The newer stuff just doesn't sound rightit's overproduced and doesn't have the rawness metal should have
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Literally and unironically what the fuck happened
I'm still flabbergasted about how mid this is
Ghost, now that's a band.
Is there a reason Anal Cunt is not on Metal-Archives? Wiki says its grindcore...
>>127342054no need to reinvent the wheel
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Artist: Darkthrone
Album: Panzerfaust
Song: Beholding The Throne of Might
>And destruction upon the holy man
>Who hails a jew
metal archives is run by pretentious assholes who cherry pick bands that are objectively metal and others not
>>127342092>there's not enough metal riffing>what does "metal riffing" mean? well, there's no definition of it!what a fucking joke place
>>127341877This shit is really good by the way, if youโre into dissodeath, definitely check it out. Dissonant but with plenty of impact
Sleep Token has plenty of metal riffing
>>127342135yikes, this is probably an AI cover. sad to see. listen to their first album for actual good chaotic schizo metal.
>>127341775if your metal band doesn't look like this then I ain't listening
Which remaster of Tokyo Blade's first album do you prefer?
>>127342231uh the original? give me a reason why i should care
how do people get immolation and incantation mixed up? they sound nothing alike.
>>127342272i just joined, no you're not
>>127342274Only troons who listen to Sumerlands get them mixed up.
>>127342092>no Anal Cuntwould have been cool, but fair
>no LDOH
>>127342304nta but i'm in there waiting for other people to join
>>127341775Me on the left, unfortunately.
I should probably work on that.
>>127342260Second disc with extra shit on some of the remasters.
>>127342120Yeah, duh. It's been that way since inception and they've never denied it.
>>127342305>gashwound still licking her gashwound and crying that xhe got thoroughly BTFOLoving. Every. Laugh.
>>127342304>>127342333later i mean. we're usually there around 7pm pac
Why are Jute Gyte fans like this?
*insert generic, uninspired shitpost here*
>>127342381My wolfwife and I would never listen to Jute Gyte.
>What Once Wasโฆ.Shall Be Again
>An Eagle throwing lightning bolts at a burning church
What did he mean by this lads?
>>127341432Holy shit, I might. Thatโs an awesome combo
>>127342485Blackscrote wants to de-transition
>>127342156This band is convenient because I can just turn to them whenever I feel like listening to Morbid Angel past Gateways without actually having to.
>>127342485bold choice to go with the nightwish font for your nsbm album
>>127342493Thank you, ackpopper.
>>127341432what's the last band? that's quite a logo
>>127342515You are welcome my dear friend
>>127342528Which VPN are you using to evade your ban today?
>>127342543That was my identical twin brother
classic implies it is good, not just old.
>>127342644I like Classic Metal
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>>127341694finally giving this band a shot
>>127341694https://youtu.be/_4vY0cZzN5s?si=EM0LXdHWSANy5uES
Me when I hear Rammstein, my favorite band
>>127342719>>127342733It look the mimic is back
>>127342770Nice engerish, my imposter
>>127342770>>127342785you're both gay
Why do you need a trip?
>>127342843I feel more important with it
Also Bongman tried to steal my identity back in 2021
on an absolute nile kick tonight, fkn love nile I do, you lot probably hate nile tho
>>127342867In Their Darkened Shrines
>>127342867The debut is probably my favorite death metal album ever. The added technicality later on isn't something I hate but it doesn't hit the same.
>>127342843This nigga has no real trip code he's a troll
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9IFDxiBk5Qs&pp=ygUSZGVzYXN0ZXIgdGhyb25lIG9m
Damn those vocals suck Micky Mouse manmeat
>>127342898Where have you been?
>>127342906Boxing Lita Ford.
>>127342913Got put into the mental hospital
>>127341418 (OP)finally a good fucking OP
>>127342913i moved out of parents attic, a lot of stuff been going down etc etc
>>127342952Damn dude that is so interesting everyone on the internet just NEEDS to know some Algerian manchild moved out of his parent's basement.
Get some friends, loser bitch.
It's nighttime in rural bumfuck nowhere and I'm all alone in a tent in my brother's backyard. The neighbor is a potential gay rapist serial killer
Music for this feel?
the guy sperging out about kpop last thread was kinda funny
>>127342952I thought you'd got yourself arrested.
>>127342989I did ask him, faggot.
>>127343000https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OfcjVHOa0gg&list=RDOfcjVHOa0gg&start_radio=1&ab_channel=ChurchofMisery-Topic
>>127343022Dude you are just as pathetic, if not more. You are probably Bongman. Nebula nox is a freaking pedocreep.
>Sharon Osbourne says that reports that Black Sabbath's Back To The Beginning farewell show raised $190 million for charity are "just ridiculous"
>"One of the things thatโs frightening me is all this false press about [how], weโve made $140 million and all of this, and Iโm like, God, I wish we could have, for one gig," Osbourne says. "Itโs just ridiculous, the different stories. I went on the internet the next morning and it was like, $140 million, $160 million. And Iโm like, Where does this stuff come from?"
>"It takes a really long time [to work out the sums involved], because weโve had all of the bands that we had come in and their expenses, and itโll take a good six weeks to get the final number," she continued.
A story as old as Abraham...
>>127343000i gotchu pham
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=j2VuUmWpiBA
Why is this actually kind of good? I hate this kind of metal
https://youtu.be/qhZYvpydl9A
>>127343040Who are you again?
When was the last time you went a full day without listening to any metal? It must be over a decade for me at this point
>>127343088>We didn't make $140 million, that's absurd>How could one show raise $160 million, that's just silly>I don't know why you people think $190 million is a lot of money
>>127343088You gotta give crops to (Ariel) Sharon Osbourne some credit
>makes millions of torturing the old Pozzy Ozzy with a last show>pretend it's for charity>Pozzy finds out you plan to pocket it yourself>you have him euthanized>now pretend you earned a lot lessDamn that bitch is cold-heated-
Ozzy deserved it though
I guess I would rate this a bit over a mid, wavering between a 6 and 7/10. Itโs very well done but just doesnโt tickle the fancy, a lot of sections that are run of the mill death metal
He guys I came up with a rap song, could work in a Limp Bizkit style rap metal song
>I'm Nebula Nox and I am a guy that rocks, on my women I really like big cocks
>*big shreddy Rammstein riff*
>>127343181I think you're got a hit song Anon
>>127343181I really don't understand why you're trying to impersonate a namefag that is rarely ever here
>>127343181>on my women I really like big cocksRespectable preference
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>>127341694only listened to digital dictator, looking forward to diving deeper into this band
>>127343219I read Vicious Pampers lol
>>127343241literal shit-for-brains
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=T3pxHRWP5bg
>>127343248I did an online test, my IQ was 531
/xxr/ has passed away again
>>127343254>online testthat's a 300 IQ move
xxxr stands for xtra xtra retarded
>>127343290one of my least favorite songs of all time
dropped the vicious rumors album, i found myself losing focus on the music and just kinda spacing out so i'll give it another shot tomorrow
>>127343444typical zoomer attention span
>>127343313least favourite is still a favourite
>>127341581GBK played the Midwest within the past year though. Addmittedly it was
>Detroit
>>127343462no, it's because i've done nothing but listen to music all day and i'm tired :p
Thoughts on Celtic Frost?
>>127343022I did i was hospitalized moved around a bit
>>127343596respect them for their influence on extreme metal rather than actively like them, but they have a good tunes.
i need to dive deeper into their discography at some point
>>127343610*but they have a few good tunes
my laziness strikes once again
>>127343610>i need to dive deeper into their discography at some pointNot really. Listen to Hellhammer and everything from CF up to To Mega Therion and then nothing after.
>>127343603Dude stop lying I am healthy af
>>127343639Dipping your willie in nasty sluts isn't healthy
>>127343644I refuse to have sex actually
>>127343632We love Monotheist here.
>>127343654>>127343657Thank you my abstinent friends, Jesus rocks
Every schizo has their day in the sun
>>127342918based iommi utilizing the hand of doom
speaking of vicious rumors
SONIC REBELLION
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zGvx0UwCHFs
>>127343596tom has enough seethe to power several suns
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=D0jhEUDnJy0
>>127341418 (OP)I don't know how tf half nigs don't know differences in tripcodes.
Not that it matters hasn't been the same since bongman left or dropped his trip maybe I should take note
Reminder that you are not allowed to post here unless you:
>have long hair
>are taller than 5'6''
>are not a moron
>listen to death, black, and doom semi-exclusively
>are Brazilian
>have had sex at least 30 times
>don't post retarded shit constantly
that's it. so gtfo
https://morgott.bandcamp.com/track/lucifers-last-tear-of-nostalgia
mayhem is a band for retarded niggers
and burzum is just as shit
>>127343603You need to cut out whatever shit you were using. All of it. Done.
Ozzy would have literally heemed your asses
>>127343793>doom>Brazilnot metal
>>127343830raw bm raw black metal rbm italy
>>127343877>heemedFuck you and your ebonics.
>>127341694LOVECRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAFT
>>127343965what is this furry shit
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>>127343979it's a photo of an idol or something
the album is the greatest symphodeath (admittedly not saying much) album ever
>>127344108holy shit it's a photo
>>127344108furry shit confirmed. fitting that it's also sucking a cock
Been listening to a lot of Ozzy Sabbath obviously but in my heart I'll always be a Dio Sabbath guy.
>>127344182I know gays who pretend to be straight too, anon
>>127344199Nuh uh you're fibbing.
It's Heaven and Hell! Oh well!
br1715h b4nd 0f d00m
https://warningdoom.bandcamp.com/track/faces
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>>127343159I'm a huge fan of this band and would have to agree. second half was better than the first half- first half feels too much like they were trying to be a different band from their previous stuff too much, like more fast stuff and chaos than before.
the thing I like about them that makes them different is the warm peaty sludge. hopefully it will grow on me.
>>127343099Effective use of clean vocals juxtaposed against something like Swedish melodic death metal
LETS GO BOYS AND FEMANONS! RAMSTEEN AT HOME!! DOGS ARE OVERRATED! \\m//
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=U0CelOix-mg
>>127344492Why are you ban-evading? Very dishonest of you. Very corrupt.
>>127344510I didn't get banned. Dunno why you think I did?
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>>127341694>>127344077this guitar tone is so hollow
>>127344492go back to hell, satan
Anyone else going to see Dark Angel on tour?
>>127344604No :)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=txwq6phZpAM
>>127344611Yes I'm hoping to catch them in Norwalk. First time seeing them and Sacred Reich.
>>127344551You had multiple posts deleted last night. You're a deceitful cunt and a glowie.
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>>127344639Fuck me, that's a new insult. Deceitful cunt and a glowie eh :D Tell me how so?
>>127344662anyone who promotes AI is a pawn of the insidious elite and wants to replace humanity with robots. you're evil, that's why you hate dogs because they have a preternatural sense for it and bark at you.
>>127344681Actually. Dogs are stupid, AI, alien and free energy truth is the future, and the only people who don't like it are greedy corporates who already exploit humanity to the maximum, so that's why they want to keep free energy a secret, so checkmate :)
>>127344707commaddiction is a very serious ailment, you must seek help immediately.
>>127344770My grammar is good though? AMIRIGHT?! :D That's the main thing :) Also blastin:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qY3-Atyuds4
>>127344611Unfortunately the show closest to me is the same day as Metal Threat
Give me a metal band that's got someone actually farting into a mic for vocals
>>127344707not today, satan
>>127344840Serious question. Are you a christian or something? What did I do to annoy you?
>>127344707Dosimeter going absolutely haywire at this post
>>127344837Devourment demos
>>127344881Its the truth. Can't deny that.
>>127344901Sounds like something a freemason would say to sound like a regular human.
>>127344919I hate that shit. Scientology, Freemasonry etc. Always expose them. They are the deceptive ones. Straight up christianity and satanism is more honest than any of that BS. You know where people stand if they're christian or satanists, and not all satanists are 'bad' either.
ANGEL WITCH 1981! \\m//
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ablYc4rcANQ
>>127344885QUITE pungent my man thanks
GET YOUR DOG AWAY!!! \\m//
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4J74-rr0jPE
>In time you will find
>yourself
>FAPPED in a corner
>These soft hands my friend
>I promise you will not forget
>plap plap plap PLAP plap plap PLAP plap PLAP plap
>>127343859I'm still doing drugs but I'm trying to get back into video game addiction
BULL BREED PIECE OF SHIT. PROPER NWOBHM! World would be in a better state if this was an actual song in the 80s. Change my mind!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gIinewNChvA
Varg R. Vikernes
winter of '94
>>127345131Didn't Kristian kill the squirrel outside Fantoft Chruch or something? Fuck him if he did that. Animal crueltly!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ulOqc2Fd6bs
>>127345131I heard nothing particularly eventful happen to him. Other than releasing a great album.
>>127345101Been feeling depressed over stuffs. Anyways blasting.
>>127345162Hammerheart great stuff also. One rode to Asa Bay \\m//
SECRETS OF THE STARGATE! \\m//
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QM-wa_HBWaI
>>127345188Asa Bay was my first Bathory song when I was like 17 \m/
>>127345201My friend gave me a cassette of it, and he wasn't even that much into metal. I was like holy shit. This is awesome. Love Bathory. Quorthon died too soon. Nordland I and II are great stuff also.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=z84VHyTQYpM
STOP STARVING THE PALESTINIANS!
FISHMASTER!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gg5_mlQOsUQ
>>127345309Fuck. I saw them live twice and never noticed that xD
Over the hills and far away! \\m//
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CwED4C5FJuo
>>127345319I saw Slayer live once in 2011 when I was 17. Unfortunately Jeff wasn't there but Dave was. Tom's scream at the beginning of Angel of Death is still to this day the loudest thing I've ever heard โ I thought my eardrums were going to burst. Shame about KFK's height doe LOL. I thought his new solo album was pretty good actually!
>>127345309>tfw a whole foot tallergrim
dire even
manlets should be put out of their misery
>>127345348Must give his solo stuff a listen. Not heard it before I think. I love the Felt Forum concert from 1988 though. There was violence there, which isn't good, and they cut the concert short because of that, but people were so hyped to see Slayer. I find it funny to see Tom Araya telling the fans to have common sense, and to take a step back from the front, and the fans ignored it, while they get hyped on 80s Slayer into a frenzy. Tough crowd :D
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=00bYK3fzY3o
>>127345309that's actually so fucking sad lmao
>>127345409It's not really sad tho, cause it's not his fault. And he's a fucking millionaire from being one of the guitarists in one of the biggest heavy metal bands ever. And he's married too I think. So he's really got it made.
angus young is 5'2''. here he is standing next to his bodyguard and wife. lol
the cytubin starts in 25 minutes btw. iykyk
>>127345309>dwarfmaxxes>plays retarded atonal divebomb solos that piss off melodyfags>doesnt get killed by a spoider in his hot tubim thinking he won.
>>127343793literally none of those true for me except the last one
an no I'm not a manlet shut the fuck up
DOGS ARE STUPID CUNTS:
https://suno.com/song/64d18f6f-4ff1-4ad4-bbf5-ede03c63c722
>>127343118Prob the last time I did a depression sleep.
>>127343088>"It takes a really long time [to work out the sums involved]"Honestly I believe it.
>>127345571lol Hanneman didn't die from a spider bite alone, he destroyed his liver by being an alcoholic
>MUH
>HEEEIIIIIIIGHT
kys you losers
CUZ IIIII'M AN AAAAALCOHOLIC
AND IIIIII JUST LOOOOVE THE KICK
Fuck Dogtube who try and censor people who want to protect the public from dog attacks:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PJHeVQW5Vrc
>>127343118probably 3 years ago
>>127345010Chuck's solo on this is so bad compared to Andy's
Risking a ban for posting non-metal, but ja. I like this one :D Have a great dogfree rest of the weekend ;)
https://suno.com/song/361a7eef-58a9-4612-8de3-4352b90020b3
WOOOOO!!!
https://suno.com/song/65149d13-3d82-456d-9981-3e4e138b6b3e
Have a good one ppl. Beware of the dogs and the actual glowie shills. Catch y'all soon (southern accent :)) Love you all <3
>>127345822>>127345835>>127345862Post more tracks! /metal/ is dead anyways.
We prefer things to be dead here. less schizobabble and more quiet please.
I'm not really a metal fan. Can't even call myself a nu-metal fan, but I've been bopping it to Holywatr for months. Their lyricism is mediocre in general but their songs are incredibly catchy. It scratches my zoomer brain itch as far as metal goes. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MaBBqrZF3jk
>>127345971>I'm not really a metal fan.We know. Thank you simpsister.
>>127345971>I'm not really a metal fanstopped reading right there
get the fuck out of my general
>>127346045I'm going to bump your thread to the limit and there's nothing you're going to do about it.
>>127346060I'll bump you, you fucking guy
d00m containment starts now, iykyk
Tell me why RYM is wrong about this album as always
get in the cytube we're listening to SLEEP
>>127345131Matthew D. Zazueta
twice a week
>>127346222what is the channel i thought it was /metal
we're listening to vitus' debut record
don't really feel like posting itt until the new
>>127344568IDK what was wrong with my ears earlier, the tone's good, and the album's fucking great. The songs are rather progressive for their short runtimes and punkishness.
>>127345773Is Andy's solo the first part right as it starts or the one that starts with finger tapping?
hey faggots we're listening to sabbath s/t shortly, iykyk
>>127346772Why did you finish your sentence in Icelandic?
>>127346808it's the "in" thing right now, give it a shot sometime
>>127346755The first one. It's basically a King Diamond solo over a Death riff. Which I like.
Chuck's solo is typically unremarkable, he only had a few ideas in his bag of tricks and recycled them a lot.
>>127346828all solos sound exactly the same except for Slayer
Fan remix of Breeding the Spawn when?
get in here. we're listening to sabbath in about 15 minutes
>>127346839I wish you a speedy recovery from your stroke.
>>127346863No remix, but there's a fan remaster
>>62876214
>>127346060Does this person have a band or YouTube channel or anything? I knew someone who looked a bit like this.