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Anonymous No.127341446 [Report] >>127341537 >>127342026 >>127343166 >>127343246 >>127343279 >>127343297 >>127343670 >>127343823 >>127343841 >>127343861
What is the first song you are going to play to
your kids?
Anonymous No.127341482 [Report] >>127343670
Why would you bring a kid into this hellscape planet
Anonymous No.127341497 [Report] >>127343670
I ain't having kids
Anonymous No.127341537 [Report]
>>127341446 (OP)
WAP
Anonymous No.127341574 [Report] >>127343670
Fuck kids, I ain't having any
Anonymous No.127341684 [Report]
I'm gonna treat my future kids like a social experiment. I'm gonna raise them on irrelevant Scaruffi-core music and other out-of-touch media, completely ban social media in the household, homeschool them until 14, then drop them in a public high school and see how they fare.

To answer your question: Private Life by Oingo Boingo
Anonymous No.127341772 [Report]
https://youtu.be/7KHqU7l4NIk?si=RSqIPw6-iQulFrl7
Anonymous No.127342026 [Report]
>>127341446 (OP)
>kids
Anonymous No.127342041 [Report]
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=68ugkg9RePc&list=RD68ugkg9RePc&start_radio=1
Anonymous No.127343166 [Report] >>127343670
>>127341446 (OP)
I will never have kids
Not my problem, really
Anonymous No.127343246 [Report]
>>127341446 (OP)
I staple tapeworms on my penis
Anonymous No.127343279 [Report]
>>127341446 (OP)
my one year old really likes game of love by Santana ft. Michelle branch
Anonymous No.127343297 [Report]
>>127341446 (OP)
Necrophagist - The Stillborn One
Anonymous No.127343318 [Report]
Ob la di
Anonymous No.127343670 [Report] >>127343737
>>127341482
Where do you live? If you're Indian or British, I would understand.

>>127341497
>>127341574
>>127343166
Why? There are good reasons to not have kids, but I find most people give gay reasons.

>>127341446 (OP)
Oldest was born around the same times as when this album came out, so it was this.
Anonymous No.127343737 [Report] >>127343879 >>127344491
>>127343670
Why the fuck would anyone have children in a world with murder, rape, pornography, blacked.com, suffering, disease, and death.

>Gee, what a WONDERFUL world to bring our innocent children into, let's start a family, honey!

Are you delusional? You know that you WON'T be able to actually protect your children, right? You're not superman, there are so many things outside of your control so why risk another persons guaranteed suffering just for your own gratification?
Anonymous No.127343823 [Report]
>>127341446 (OP)
their mother will be a lot younger than me so probably Skibidi Trans Rights Ohio by Yung Anu$ or some shit IDC
Anonymous No.127343841 [Report]
>>127341446 (OP)
Having kids is evil but to answer: Lucy in Sky with Diamonds
Anonymous No.127343861 [Report]
>>127341446 (OP)
you mean during the trip to the orphanage? sure
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gIsnb1TKYjE&list=RDgIsnb1TKYjE&start_radio=1
Anonymous No.127343879 [Report]
>>127343737
>murder, rape, pornography, blacked.com, suffering, disease, and death.

Most of those things aren't even a problem in a lot places. Suffering is a general and nebulous thing to address, many diseases are avoidable or have been eradicated, and that just leaves death.

Will we really let humanity be extinguished because we fear death?
Anonymous No.127344491 [Report]
>>127343737
Shalom, Rabbi
Anonymous No.127346660 [Report]
>having kids in current year