Thread 127349767

Faul >>>>>> Paul
you know it's true.

>>127349767 (OP)
This was a spooky conspiracy theory when I was 13, same with the Stairway to Heaven backward masking urban legend.

>>127349767 (OP)
I believed this when I was a teenager, but then I hit the wall and realised that your looks change as you age.

>>127349767 (OP)
So give us the backstory on the "new" Paul. Original name, birthplace,etc. You must have all the details.

idgaf
ray davies mogs this stupid twink even when hes fucking off

>>127349976
based Ray acknowledger
you're telling it like it is

>>127349968
>your looks change as you age.
Not this drastically.

>>127349767 (OP)
I always joke with my friends that I'm glad the real Paul died in a car accident because all the beatles songs I actually write were written after the accident with Faul

So you're telling me they found a person with the same chin, mouth-shape, nose-shape, skin color, hair color, eyebrows, height, build, accent, singing voice, musical ability and the correct age? And convinced him to pretend to be Paul McCartney for the rest of his life?

"Paul is dead" is fake and gay, but I have doubt they played into it on purpose

The Beatles are fucking awful. Move on already.

>>127350667
there are probably 100 or more doppelgangers of you running around.
if hundreds of millions of dollars, maybe billions, depended on it, you don't think they'd substitute one of them in for you if you were in an accident?
bro, use your brain.
they just lucked out and found a faul that was way better at music than paul ever was.

>>127349767 (OP)
He's one of the first public clones. Joe Biden, Tom Brady, Madonna, etc have also been cloned. The truth is most celebs are aliens with limited time on earth. This is why you see so many musicians and actors die young. They blame it on suicide or drugs. If they die before they serve their purpose their clone is installed.

>>127349975
Billy Shears dude. Get with the program