Hair metal revival edition

BLASTING??????

DO NOT post in /metal/ threads with an unrelated image in OP

>>127365096 (OP)
Name a better Iron Maiden song than Rime of the Ancient Mariner.

>>127365110
She's working on her hair metal demo, a subgenre of metal

>>127365109
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ilFQPGrsduk

Thanks simp retard

>>127365128
Not a simp or a retard but women do simp for me partially because of my mental disability, correct

>>127365096 (OP)
Hair metal revival? You got it. My AOTY 2024
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ErIWiJAf7nM

Imagine a world without jannies and rodents, too.

Castle and the Rats

>>127365096 (OP)
does it matter what kind of hair?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=i6Svikl5zbE

>>127365160
Justin on the ropes
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FG5NoSbvo1M

>>127365096 (OP)
i have simp fatigue

>>127365172
Are drum machines metal
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=23Z8hYD6yuE

>>127365185
Not a simp but you sound like a femcuck

>>127365199
i have "guys posting celebrity women and pining over them like loser faggots" fatigue

Hi my name is Matthew and I eat used condoms I fish out of dumpsters

is this metal?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZtMcAzYm2mg&si=q-HZUciVhYHRbXMy

Correct, I don't simp for women but I do eat pozzed cum

xBugChaserx

>>127365203
Yeah, femcuck post

>>127365203
Just your typical /bleep/ poster

>>127365213
>>127365214
>defending simp posting
>HEY I'M TOTALLY NOT A SIMP BTW
lol let me guess two kpop stans defending their bug women huh

>>127365223
Get a grip, lass lol
Doja Cat is pretty yeah but it's not that deep lmao

>>127365232
>defends being a simp
>YOU'RE A FEMKEK
>whoa bro chill it's not that deep
Weird, it was that deep two posts ago

When did using pictures of attractive women become a bad thing? Nobody complained in the last few centuries.

why are the only people who bother to make the OP the most brainrotten faggot simp cuckolds who are hellbent on ruining every /metal/ thread? why is this even allowed? it's literally like 2 posters who need to be hung from their ankles and have their throats slit like pigs. everyone else is cool.

Great music discussion!

https://youtu.be/uhTYwMHyt_8?si=ZDAyZFjcIh31HuWc

>>127365266
pop sluts are inherently not metal
sorry bud

>>127365287
BLASTING

>>127365266
The trans women clique on /metal/ doesn't like seeing pictures of biological women because it makes them feel dysphoric

>>127365272
it's almost like the people that are here 24/7 are the most fucked up losers and everyone else just drops in to check if the thread is a dumpster fire and then go and do something else.

>>127365306
The woman on this cover is trad, if you posted her it would be 1000x more metal than Doja Nigger

heil satan
disembowel simps

>>127365313
This is true

>>127365140
that song kicks ass but their album was a massive massive step down from their EP

>>127365109

>>127365272
>having this much of a meltdown over an OP
wew lad

>>127365363
Why are you replying to yourself, lass?

>>127365375
you really need to get some kleenex and wipe those tears away

>>127365363
>being this defensive over your pop slut
I would greatly appreciate it if you posted about metal instead of seething.

Happy 4:20 /metal/!

>>127365421
whoa how did you know it was 4:20 where i am dude stop you're trippin me out

i'm literally dying for some cum right now. like a real gooey fresh load from a black bull

BLASTING
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mx__JMleHm0&list=RDmx__JMleHm0

>>127365432
Have you tried listening to Polyphia?

>>127365432
this post is extremely zoomer porn addict coded
[spoiler]ong[/spoiler]

Artist: Darkthrone
Album: Panzerfaust
Song: Beholding The Throne of Might

>And destruction upon the holy man
>Who hails a jew

>>127365313

>>127365420
>n-no ur mad!
cmon anon, we both know the seething is only coming from one side. also, i'm not OP. i'm too lazy to make threads anymore nor was i even here a half hour ago

When I post in a /metal/ thread with an on-topic image I feel good about the discussions and sense of comradery for the genre we love.
When I post in a simp thread it seems like none of the discussion is trve and I feel dirty, like one of those perverts who post in /wpop/ threads.

>>127365479
Didn't ask

>>127365471
>still talking about stupid simp shit
Metal?

>>127365479
based

>>127364414
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=s_qUUXlBPfM
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DgftSwYqN88
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-8hmYHR7Mbs
Correct

>All images should relate to the topic at hand
Ifs mods are going to delete threads that are ONE post early, why don't they also delete threads with unrelated images in OP? Image in OP should always be a metal album cover, band, or musician.

>>127365503
Boring

Just another melty /metal/ Monday

>>127365479
yes, exactly. but even if the OP is on topic these rodents will derail the thread. only the most masochistic of us remain. when these fucking freaks aren't around /metal/ is actually pretty good.

>>127365447
Varg Vikernes about the Early Norwegian Scene gathering in Helvete(direct quotation):

>Turns out that, pretty much everybody were so-called "racist", they were anti-immigration, they were pro-nationalist, we cultivated this

Top 10 Jute Gyte albums. GO

How did I feel about this?

>>127365503
Why would they delete their own threads?

I'm baking a new /xxr/, considering rewriting the description for it first.

>>127365576
False flagging obviously. How new are you?

>>127365576
Uhhh stop asking questions

>>127365575
Try RYM for these posts

>>127365109
Is this metal?

https://youtu.be/gR7_Wr681GI?si=H5LhGiIb-a50Abl8

>>127365580
I decided not to change much
>>127365762

Did y'all hear? sinisterdarling is getting hitched

>>127365846
No she's not. Be quiet

>>127365774
Thank you brother

>>127365867
https://www.instagram.com/p/DNBnlCRpn1g/
Here's the guy with her at a grateful dead concert

>>127365896
Looks like a generic woman with black hair. Next!

>>127365818
818

>>127365904
In 2025, sure
But in 2018-2020 ish, she opened my third eye

>>127365925
No I mean I think you're mistaking her for sinsterdarling lmao

>>127365934
How about here then
https://www.instagram.com/p/DIT__H9JCVB/?img_index=4

New dissodelight

AOTD

>>127365479
This. near-all hopes of a good thread go out the window. I supposed that's the simpgoblin's intent.
>>127365965
DeepDream-tier album art

>>127365959
Grim lmao

>>127365978
How do I find a metal chick to brainwash to dress goth and dye her hair black bros?

>>127365962
New EP

>>127365594
They're not deleting their own. That's the point. Now, how new are you?

>>127365999
By killing yourself and trying again next life

>>127366030
relax

>>127366042
It was a joke, dumbass.

>>127366050
Oh haha I get it now.

sup /metal/

Sleep Token

>>127366116
Thanks simp

>>127366126
Not a simp but women do simp for me, correct

^
automaton

>>127366151
Zero self-awareness

>Zero self-awareness

>>127366153
>the irony

>>127366116
who is this cum plum

>>127366173
an off-topic instagram tranny

>>127366173
Anas al-Sharif

>>127366173
A metal influencer

Forever 21 metal songs

Castle Rat

This shit kinda slaps yo.

Red metal

GUYS IS THI S M,ETAL??

>>127366291
It's better than metal

Someone needs to force-feed the rat a few nembutals

>>127366291
>>127366296
Correct
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DCmqyk62RWs

>>127365109
Currently blasting the Grateful Dead.

>>127366443
Thank you gangstalker
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Z0CDKV1LAFg&si=edLRBjKsfIvN2cZA

LMAO does anyone actually believe Brent Hinds or is he just acting like a bitch ranting about their ex?

>>127366576
Believe him regarding what?

mastodong sucks

>>127365109
This one sounds like metal to me, idk

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QgFQainPI30

>>127366576
I don't care.

>>127366590
It sounds like metal evenTHOUGH it isn't?

>>127366590
You made this post last night. Running out of tunes?

>>127366173
Real answer is some goth girl people gooned over a couple years back. I'd bust cum on her face for a wek too but she's whatever

Is this the best thrash album of all time?

>>127366610
Nah just in the mood to relisten to a good track

>>127366586
They and other "this is the new face of metal, please buy now" bands rarely have more than an album and a half max of good material.

Castle Rat are not metal you fucks.
>>127366627
Yes, that or Reign in Blood or Pleasure to Kill.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LSJHvzgqC0Q&si=tY4mqdquMILvGuBP

Listen to The Verve, for all the stoner metal fans out there

We're listening to the full Jute Gyte discography in the cytube, get in

>>127366661
>Castle Rat are not metal you fucks.
They are trad doom.

>>127366661
>Castle Rat are not metal you fucks.
if you actually listened to the music instead of seething over the fact there's a woman in the band, you'd find they are indeed metal.

>>127365109
Anyways. Is this one metal?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7Sr2pVGTd7c

cytube is back, no full albums today.

ignore>>127366753

>>127366785
I have listened to them and the songwriting is complete shite.

>>127366627
It is probably the best deathrash, but the best pure thrash is something by Coroner

Boat Frowa

AI Cyber Metal

>>127366856
i don't like them either but to say they're not metal is just ignorance

>>127366627
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=M41jU6UBYO4
New Demo Hammer soon bros
Hopefully

>>127366980
Diaper hammer

>>127360489

CYBER OZZY!!!!!! \m/\m/

THE CONSUMPTION OF SIX MILLION STARS
CYCLONIC WINDS AND SONIC WARS
SHED THE BLOOD OF JEWMANS
SLAY THE LION OF JUDAH
REVIVE THE NIGHT OF CRYSTALS!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CcGgwIpl-cY
blasting

>>127367077
We can get started on that, we only need to propose the initiative and perhaps support and donate to someone who's brave enough to begin developing it right away

>>127367077
Thank you cliquer

GET IN THE CYTUBE
no full albums today, just tracks

>>127366576
I had to look up what you are talking about but as a former fanboy of their's when I was younger he's correct. They have sucked live for a long time

>>127365109
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SAYpqEIJkLU

>>127366576
*Brant

>>127366268
that right there started me down the black thrash pipeline

Jute Gyte

>>127366268
probably going to see them open for Ulcerate soon

>>127365096 (OP)
sex with whoever this is.

If I were ever to see Slayer live again, assuming it's with Kerry, I'm going to scream, "PLAY FREEBIRD" cause that actually tracks now.

>>127367078
INHERENTLY.

>>127366661
>castle rat are not metal

Now hang on just a second. I'm no Castle Rat. They suck. Hard. Like seriously they're fucking garbage. Their music is bland as fuck and the ONLY reason Castle Rat has any "fans" at all is because they're simping for the onlyfans whore lead singer.

But come on, dude. They're clearly doom metal. Lets not be calling metal bands not metal just because they're irredeemable garbage. We're better than that.

>>127368666
FUCK. I meant *Im no Castle Rat FAN*. I always fucking leave out words when I post.

>But come on, dude

>>127365096 (OP)
Listening to metal while gooning to pop sluts!

>>127368666
>I'm no Castle Rat.
hmmm... that's an awfully suspicious thing to say, evil trips aside. Could he be The Castle Rat??

Would you rather listen to both Castle Rat albums 5 times each, or get fucked in the ass by Riley Pinkerton for 20 minutes?

Kill yourselves

>>127368862
What if someone actually did it, how would you feel?

>>127368877
like so

>>127365846
>>127365896
>>127365925
why do all girls with deviant music taste become mentally ill

Yes I listen to Black Metal
Yes I listen to NSBM
Yes I am part of a hardcore Traditional Catholic
NO you will not do anything about it

>>127367078
Silencer fucking sucks

>>127368969
didn't ask, jew

>>127365867
You missed your shot bro

.

>>127369289
I think I'll be okay lmao

>>127369365
Alright then man, but I just wanted to let you know that if you need a shoulder to cry on, you can go fuck yourself

Nukes are now legal

>>127369095
>hardcore Traditional Catholic
>jew
someone is a little confused

>>127365503
Because if the OP has any random musician on the cover, it's technically on-topic for the board. No one cares about individual thread topics.

>>127368862
Don't you mean krill

>>127368969
HEIL

>>127365109
https://youtu.be/AOV9lb1sv7w?si=VNFSILB-worC7cf2

>>127365109

>>127365109

I will please entry anus
Oh my god! Give me spicy pussy
Pussy is good smell
Shit is bad smell

Wintersun
Children of Bodom
Norther
Ne Obliviscaris
Insomnium
Orden Organ
DragonForce
Bel'Akor
Aether Realm
Equilibrium
I think those are my top 10 bands of all time (not in order)
I love their songs so much

Castle Rat

Ethiopian Metal
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8kVYdLjoyPE

Teitanblood

>>127366867
>deathrash
retard

>>127369468
>stranger things font
huh

Dogpocalypse 2

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kbx0sg4S1cg

Unchain the Wolves in the Throne Room

https://youtu.be/yNGmByQ_c68?si=Wp3gIWtnGxUAL77K

good thrash demo

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=X8fWTIUWU2U

>>127365109
zyglon benis :DD

Bongman - Pleasure to sneed

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5JbH71fboA8

Castle Rat are a meme and not metal no matter how badly you want to believe otherwise.