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>Myanmar
china copying the USs coldwar homework
>Ethiopia
chinese vassal state. going through its awkward tribal infighting phase
>Sudan
blow up the dam and prank the egyptians already or stfu. idc. more standard-issue african tribal infighting and autism
>Taiwan
the chinese communist party are fucking delusional and autistic
>Ukraine
just call it already
>Transnistria
soviet autism project gone wrong. too whipped to think of anything other than ruskies as overlords
>Kaliningrad
see above, except with imperial-era muscovites
>Mali
colonial power leaves. some new warlord pops up. probably doesnt know how to actually run a cunt. appoints his retarded cousins into positions of power. ive seen this episode before
>Nigeria
what? 5 juntas was too much for you? rather see 6 than becoming another chinese colony
boko haram isnt the threat rn, their economy is
and finally
>israel
death to israel
howd i do?