Thread 127383547

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Anonymous 8/13/2025, 4:39:03 PM No.127383547 >>127384075 >>127384126 >>127384567 >>127385465 >>127385566 >>127387220 >>127387280 >>127388115 >>127388590 >>127390610 >>127390734

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Dave Blunts has two new girlfriends

Anonymous 8/13/2025, 4:57:20 PM No.127383651

I get the feeling that he had the get his tracksuit made by a company that manufactures grill covers

Anonymous 8/13/2025, 4:57:33 PM No.127383654 >>127384068 >>127384081 >>127388498 >>127390764 >>127390771

I unironically think women are attracted to fat men and just hide it very well

Anonymous 8/13/2025, 5:38:39 PM No.127383931

Even Phoebe Bridgers and Bo Burnham are more believable.
>>127378464

Anonymous 8/13/2025, 5:38:40 PM No.127383932

I hope they’re getting paid

Anonymous 8/13/2025, 5:59:23 PM No.127384068

>>127383654
Its probably not as much of a deal breaker as they let on but you probably have to fulfill numerous other needs of hers and she's going to hold out till she knows for certain chad isn't going to pump and dump her anymore

Anonymous 8/13/2025, 6:00:27 PM No.127384075

>>127383547 (OP)
There's plenty of him to go around.

Anonymous 8/13/2025, 6:01:26 PM No.127384081 >>127387275

>>127383654
It's more cynical than that. He could drop dead at any moment and they want to make sure they get what they can before he does.

Anonymous 8/13/2025, 6:05:00 PM No.127384103 >>127384113 >>127385201

Name their band.

Anonymous 8/13/2025, 6:06:19 PM No.127384113

>>127384103
The Cardiacs

Anonymous 8/13/2025, 6:09:02 PM No.127384126 >>127384586

>>127383547 (OP)
There's no way that Dave Blunts is physically able to have sex

Anonymous 8/13/2025, 7:13:25 PM No.127384567

>>127383547 (OP)
>Whores being whores
If he didn't have money, status, or fame, they wouldn't be all over him unless he had game and confidence like Patrice o Neal. Nothing to see here, i'm not even mad since they're doing what they do

Anonymous 8/13/2025, 7:15:26 PM No.127384586 >>127384749

>>127384126
That's probably a plus for them. He buys them stuff. They don't have to do stuff with his penis because it's buried beneath the fat.

Anonymous 8/13/2025, 7:35:33 PM No.127384749

>>127384586
Fair point, but the fatguy smell on Davion has to be unbearable. There's no way he can easily clean all his crevaces. Not even with a rag on a stick.

Anonymous 8/13/2025, 8:40:35 PM No.127385201 >>127385216

>>127384103
Blunt Force Trauma

Anonymous 8/13/2025, 8:41:53 PM No.127385216

>>127385201
perfect

Anonymous 8/13/2025, 9:11:08 PM No.127385465

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>>127383547 (OP)
Why aren't they black?

Anonymous 8/13/2025, 9:24:12 PM No.127385566 >>127386894 >>127387151

>>127383547 (OP)
He won?

Anonymous 8/14/2025, 12:06:26 AM No.127386894

>>127385566
Yes

Anonymous 8/14/2025, 12:46:36 AM No.127387151

>>127385566
Yes

Anonymous 8/14/2025, 12:55:50 AM No.127387220

>>127383547 (OP)
He'll need at least another 2 if they want to find his wiener

Anonymous 8/14/2025, 1:03:59 AM No.127387275

>>127384081
Even more cynical than that. They're drug addicts and he has the money to feed their addiction.

Anonymous 8/14/2025, 1:04:57 AM No.127387280

>>127383547 (OP)
They dont like him and its only for the photoshoot

Anonymous 8/14/2025, 2:45:07 AM No.127387999

Imagine them sucking the smegma off of his dick

Anonymous 8/14/2025, 2:57:59 AM No.127388115 >>127388519

>>127383547 (OP)
he'll be dead by 35

Anonymous 8/14/2025, 3:43:08 AM No.127388498

>>127383654
They see it as a pass to also get fat.

Anonymous 8/14/2025, 3:45:34 AM No.127388519

>>127388115
My brother, he’s 24. He’ll be dead by 25.

Anonymous 8/14/2025, 3:53:13 AM No.127388590

>>127383547 (OP)
What is the girl on the right even wearing? It's like a one-piece swimsuit and white hotpants and pantyhose over her swimsuit?

Anonymous 8/14/2025, 8:34:33 AM No.127390610

>>127383547 (OP)
It's good because he can eat one if he gets stranded and he'll still have one girlfriend.

Anonymous 8/14/2025, 8:42:17 AM No.127390658 >>127390778 >>127391532

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>makes album from his hospital bed
>doesn't die three days after its release
New heads stay winning.

Anonymous 8/14/2025, 8:57:07 AM No.127390734

>>127383547 (OP)
Is there no one around him to tell him he’s gonna die if he doesn’t lose weight

Anonymous 8/14/2025, 9:02:18 AM No.127390764

>>127383654
Probably. It would make sense. It seems like it would make them feel really small and feminine in comparison. That's also probably why they like black guys.

Anonymous 8/14/2025, 9:03:19 AM No.127390771

>>127383654
Women are just attracted to ugliness. They see things in reverse. That's why I'm more attractive than most men I encounter on a daily basis and have never had a girlfriend.

Anonymous 8/14/2025, 9:04:19 AM No.127390778

>>127390658
First as tragedy, then as farce.

Anonymous 8/14/2025, 11:24:41 AM No.127391532

>>127390658
I would be amazed if any new heads understood your reference.