Thread 127387838

How old is this bitch again? Cover up, old lady

>>127387838 (OP)
That took a lot of shooping to remove all the cellulite and creases from her skin.

Talentless, washed up skank.

>>127387852
They should have worked on the stomatch a bit longer

>>127387838 (OP)
getting fat

unfortunately is no longer 2013

>>127387838 (OP)
Kek is she trying to appear sexy? Bitch please, you music is the sonic equivalent of spiceless chicken breast which only appeal to faggots and 15 year old suburban girls. Come on!

So I guess we're still pretending Taylor isn't hot as fuck

>>127387891
>spiceless chicken breast
WYPIPO DON'T SEASON DEY FOOD

>>127387897
She is

>>127387903
The French and Italians do. I don't know what's going on with white North Americans

>35 yo
Joe Jonas: 2008.
Lucas Till: 2009.
Taylor Lautner: 2009.
John Mayer: 2009-2010.
Jake Gyllenhaal: 2010.
Cory Monteith: 2010.
Conor Kennedy: 2012.
Harry Styles: 2012-2013.
Calvin Harris: 2015-2016.
Tom Hiddleston: 2016.
Joe Alwyn: 2017-2023.
Matty Healy: 2023.
Travis Kelce: 2023-Present.
>Children: 0

>>127387929
She needs to date Kanye after Kelce dumps her

>>127387929
Joe Jonas has kids you mong. He was married to the game of thrones chick and they divorced because she wanted to go party more.

>>127387929
Half of those are gay, some downright queer faggots

>>127387891
Taylor Swift fan base is 30+yo women. She never had a gigantic gay following like other pop stars had and 15yo girls are not interested in Taylor Swift.

>>127387950
are you retarded. he's pointing out she didn't have kids with any of the gazillion boyfriends she has had

>>127387838 (OP)
Nudes when?

>>127387838 (OP)
All gay fags here

>>127387929
This list is not helping the lez rumours

>>127387929
>John Mayer: 2009-2010.
>Jake Gyllenhaal: 2010.
>Cory Monteith: 2010.
thats fucked up lmao
She openly started to date three people at the same year. What a slut

>>127387976
I thought it was other men who are 35+ who also don't have kids.

>>127387838 (OP)
>beige underwear
coward

gross pedo thread

>>127387838 (OP)
Xtina era?

>>127387838 (OP)
she's hotter than ever desu

idk if its because im older too now but this is def her hottest look ever. ever since tour she lost the fat and got really fucking toned and hot.

>>127387962
>and 15yo girls are not interested in Taylor Swift.
Lol
Her concerts are 90% teenage girls

>>127387838 (OP)
She got the plastic surgery humiliation ritual.

>>127388043
This.

>>127388092
Imo just bad angle

>>127388034
their point is women should be married with kids by the time they're 30, if not it's gas chamber time (or something, I haven't checked /pol/ in a while)

OP is just a thinly veiled seethepost about millennials.

>>127387929
Her love of white men is why they forced her to release that disgusting Kamala endorsement.

>>127387838 (OP)
>waits till 35 to act like a slut

This shit is so gay. We should all be ashamed of ourselves.

What's more likely, that all of the 13 men she's been with are closeted faggots or that she is unironically asexual?

>>127387852
Took a lot of effort to remove the abortion marks

>>127387936
I feel like Ye and Taylor might still have sex

>>127387838 (OP)
KILL YOURSELF YOU FUCKING INCEL

she is so mediocrely physically attractive but extraordinary in other ways that i would have sex with her if she begged me to, but that probably won't happen

>>127388255
Holy fuck im going to cum

>>127388353
Brad Pitt?

>turns sexy out of nowhere
Is this because of Ratty Healy

You are embarrassing yourself. You should ashamed. It's Samantha Fox tier disgusting smut trash. Imagine being married, 50 years old, and you look and see who's listening to this trash. Get counseling. It's degrading, it's culturally demoralizing, and generational sickness. Get help.

>>127388527
thanks Reddit

>>127387838 (OP)
It’s genuinely fascinating how asexual she makes me feel. Nothing about her body even registers for me as sexual.

>>127388064
No they actually aren’t. It’s legit women 28+. She’s like a female Barry Manilow

>>127388648
based

>>127388648
Usually yeah but these pics are hot. Can see some skin and curves at least

>hits wall
>starts whoring

Every goddamn time.

>>127388752
Don’t agree. Those tights are so thick and opaque they’re essentially nude colored pants she’s wearing a spank bikini over, and her Ill fitting unsupported bra is also overly lined and padded. This is something present day Madonna would wear.

>>127388857
Also forgot to add she chooses this lewk for an album that features songs like “the eldest daughter” and “father figure” ffs she’s nearly 40 years old. It just reeks of desperation and intimidation of her budding replacements.

>>127387838 (OP)
Wouldn't mind getting a prostate massage from her if you get my drift

>dates a MAGAtard
>starts slutting out for black men
As usual.

>>127388993
This is the music board, sir. Discussion of politics goes on the appropriate board.

>>>/pol/

>>127388424
i'm not brad pitt but i don't chase women though i don't have relationships with them

I always found her hot but i really don’t think this look suits her, she pulls off elegance with a hint of sex appeal in previous looks, here the balance is leaning towards sexy a little to hard.

>>127389013
Based aristocratic fag.

>>127387838 (OP)
TS has a cute face but she has an oddly attractive figure.

>>127389125
>she pulls off elegance with a hint of sex appeal
Taylor swift and sex appeal don't belong in the same sentence

>>127387929
Why can girls date so many fucking people and not get attached?

Very few pop girls have ever had a major hit past about 33.

>>127387929
You forgot Karlie Kloss.

>>127389185
Madonna is the only one that comes to mind

>>127388527
OK boomer

>>127387929
>>127389241
that's so weird, taylor swift publicly dates a dozen celebrity men, yet never stays with them for more than a year or two
meanwhile in her private life she spends a lot of time and sometimes lives with other tall, blonde, white women like karlie kloss and cara delevigne
very odd behavior

Let’s go through the tracklist
>The Fate of Ophelia
Nothing says “showgirls” like a hamlet reference
>Elizabeth Taylor
Wouldn’t like you dumb bitch
>Opalite
She’s gonna rhyme it with “so polite” and her fans will clap like seals and declare it brilliant rhyme scheme
>Father Figure
Daddy issues past the age of 24 isn’t hot
>Eldest Daughter
Nobody gives a fuck about your gay brother and overall family dynamic we already know you have weird stage parents
>Ruin The Friendship
Blake diss track that frames Taylor as a victim
>Actually Romantic
Brought to you by the middle aged woman who sang “touch me while your bros play grand theft auto”
>Wi$h Li$t
You know it sucks when the title includes dollar signs
>Wood
Sorry Taylor nobody believes you’re getting your bunch a crunch munched by your dl pr boyfran
>CANCELLED!
Another poor me victim track
>Honey
Another flop attempt to be sexy
>The Life of a Showgirl (ft. Sabrina Carpenter)
It will be ass and Sabrina will be barely audible just like Lana was because Taylor can’t be outsung on her own piece of shit album.

>>127389334
>>127389336
>2 minutes apart

>>127388857
>Those tights are so thick and opaque they’re essentially nude colored pants
ridiculous

Whore genre is so popular that even taylor swift is ripping it off

>>127389365
It’s true. They’re high gloss denier (probably Wolford) opaque tights with fishnets worn over them. So really, she’s wearing pants, tights, and underwear over them. That’s why her legs appear glossy. It’s telling that she’s still trying to hide so much of her body for a showgirls arc. Nothing worth seeing in the year 2025 of our lord.

She’s so bogged this midlife whore really needs to stop sucking jewish cock and be put to rest

>>127388219
She only keeps them around as public boyfriends. It's common knowledge she never has had sex with any of them, though.

I like Taylor. Looking forward to this new album. Seems like good fun. Everyone on this board is a boring hater.

>>127389452
>if you don’t like bland boring music you’re boring
WOAH cool logic.

taylor doing this makes me appreciate sabrina carpenter so much more, this is so soulless and disgusting to use it as your aesthetic.

>>127389452
Anyone that posts on this board is more exciting than Taylor Swift. She's the personification of a slice of white bread.

Is there a law mandating every female pop star have a poorly executed camp-sexy rebrand in their 30s?

>>127389463
It is interesting how nobody calls out Taylor for blatantly adopting/pretending to be so many things only to drop it and move on to the next thing like a decorator crab. Remember when she was a country music singer from Nashville Tennessee with a full on accent despite only living there for a year?

>>127388092
Her jaw was never that sharp before
She answered the call

>>127389462
Considering what a lot of /mu/ listens to, I'm clearly not saying that. And calling Taylor bland and boring is a dismissively dull thing to say. Not everything needs to reinvent the wheel. However, in the case of /mu/, the posters here just want to listen to cool music that gives themselves the impression they have good taste.

>>127389481
David Bowie was never criticized for this, why Swift?

>>127389505
Because Bowie was actually talented.

>>127389468
Your opinion is the same as the other guy I responded to. It's the opinion equivalent of white bread.

>>127389497
I’ve got Beauty School Dropout by Frankie Avalon blaring in the background rn don’t accuse me of being pretentious. Calling her bland and boring is simply an accurate description. If it’s not explain the points of interest and intrigue in her music beyond a dumbass descriptor like “kewl”

>>127389505
He was, just not at large. The reason is clear. Taylor Swift is popular now, and popular with all the people hipsters deem uncool.
>>127389510
He ran much more on personality than talent.

>>127389513
>opinion equivalent of white bread.
You should love that based on your music tastes then.

>>127389529
>I’ve got Beauty School Dropout by Frankie Avalon blaring in the background rn don’t accuse me of being pretentious.
I didn't, and wouldn't. I said that most of /mu/ wants cool music to give them the impression that they have good taste. Includes you.
>Calling her bland and boring is simply an accurate description.
What a predictable reply.

>>127389533
>they/them thinks Taylor Swift is better than Bowie
el oh el

>>127389550
You forgot to answer the directive. explain the points of interest and intrigue in her music beyond a dumbass descriptor like “kewl”

>>127389540
Apparently I don't. And you don't know my music taste.
>>127389559
I didn't. I ignored it.

>>127389417
>It’s true.
i know its true. i was posting another pic where her legs are totally covered in them. i know she wore many layers of pantyhose during her last tour but even for a photoshoot is ridiculous

>>127389182
An ugly question has an ugly answer.

>>127389562
Because you can’t answer. What in your opinion are some of her best lyrics? What’s the most impressive vocal performance she’s given live?

>>127389551
How you came to that conclusion from my post, the world may never know. Then again, Bowie is so exalted among music geeks, any slight criticism or deflation of status is borderline sacrilege.
>>127389575
I can answer it. I don't want to.

>>127389572
Using it in photo shoots is really a strange choice. I think it just goes to show that shes not comfortable in her body and is probably missing her anorexic era (she looked the best then and was at her most popular) everyday

I CAN'T WAIT for her MILF Era.

i heard there are leaks of the album already is this true

>>127389589
Because you’ll get laughed at. If you don’t care what we think you wouldn’t be so defensive and insecure. Just answer. What makes her music better than Meghan Trainor or Demi Lavato’s?

>>127389599
Maybe, but unfortunately nobody on /mu/ is leaking, because she's wearing tights or something.

>>127389598
I know actual moms in my neighborhood that look hotter than her currently

>>127389599
who cares

>>127389610
BOGGED

`for my gf she promised some glock glock 3000 if i can find it

>>127389602
>Because you’ll get laughed at.
Why would I care? We're anonymous on the internet.
>What makes her music better than Meghan Trainor or Demi Lavato’s?
Who?

>>127389626
Taylor’s actual peers that’s who

>>127389589
Then shut the fuck up with the annoying snarky comments lol

>>127389575
>her name was Kitty
>made her money being pretty and witty
>they gave her the keys to this city
>then they said she didn't do it legitly

>>127389182
She is probably a narcissist and sociopath.

>>127389599
taylor is unironically taking down /mu/ threads with leaks lol

>>127389182
Why do you think this applies only to women?

>>127389182
not a female thing, some people are broken
most are not, thankfully

>>127389632
More interesting opinions from a /mu/tant who truly appreciates music, and isn't just some bitter dweeb.
>>127389642
You have a thread filled with guys blabbering like women about tights and boyfriends, and wannabe snobs fellating each other with their unanimously dull opinions, but I'm the annoying one?

>>127389687
>but I'm the annoying one?
Yes

>>127389702
And you deserve to be annoyed.

>>127389656
grim af
rhyming dictionary 101

>>127389593
>I think it just goes to show that shes not comfortable in her body
also all during the eras tour she was wearing those high waisted control top panties old ladies wear. its obvious shes ashamed of her flab so i dont understand why she doesnt get into shape/tone her body

Taylor really on fire as a songwriter this album!

>‘Tonight Will Be Fine’
“And I choose the rooms that I live in with care,
The windows are small and the walls almost bare,
There’s only one bed and there’s only one prayer,
I listen all night for your step on the stair.”


>‘Stranger Song’
“And leaning on your window sill,
He’ll say one day you caused his will,
To weaken with your love and warmth and shelter.”

>‘Anthem’
“Ring the bells that still can ring,
Forget your perfect offering,
There is a crack, a crack in everything,
That’s how the light gets in.”

>‘Tower of Song’
“I said to Hank Williams, how lonely does it get?
Hank Williams hasn’t answered yet,
But I hear him coughing all night long,
Oh, a hundred floors above me in the Tower of Song.”

>‘Hey, That’s No Way to Say Goodbye’
“I loved you in the morning, our kisses deep and warm,
Your hair upon the pillow like a sleepy golden storm,
Yes, many loved before us, I know that we are not new,
In city and in forest they smiled like me and you,
But now it’s come to distances and both of us must try,
Your eyes are soft with sorrow,
Hey, that’s no way to say goodbye.”

>‘Hallelujah’
“Now I’ve heard there was a secret chord,
That David played, and it pleased the Lord,
But you don’t really care for music, do you?
It goes like this, the fourth, the fifth,
The minor falls, the major lifts,
The baffled king composing Hallelujah.”

>>127389717
that means she would have to stop drinking, and recovering from alcoholism is not fun. she's never fixed her hunchback either. daresay it's worse than ever

Name ONE good Taylor Swift song. You can't.

>>127389762
Hilarious how people itt try to defend her and she writes gay bullshit like this. Lyrics here are a cum dump on a fruit basket. It's clear she caters to gay men.

>>127389762
>>‘Tower of Song’
>“I said to Hank Williams, how lonely does it get?
>Hank Williams hasn’t answered yet,
>But I hear him coughing all night long,
>Oh, a hundred floors above me in the Tower of Song.”
Surprisingly self aware.

>>127389777
None of them age well it’s almost impressive

>>127388993
And we love her for it.

>>127389777
Name a good song, anon. By anyone.

>>127388993
>courts a 'conservative' fanbase
>immediately starts pushing the overton window to the left
haha

>>127389821
American Pie by Don Mclean

>>127389762
Holy shit, are these lyrics real? Fucking awful. Glad I don't listen to this leftist bitch.

>>127389836
Yes, I see now.

>>127389762
For a woman in her 30's, she sure writes like a Jewish pedophile.

Uh freemason bros?

>>127389777
shake it off

>>127389909
No, not a good song. Its lyrics are asinine and trite. Want to see good lyrics. Look here: >>127389762

>>127389909
>My ex-man brought his new girlfriend
>She's like, "Oh my God!"
>but I'm just gonna shake it to the fella over there with the hella good hair
Inspired stuff.

>>127389936
Damn...

>>127389936
Imagine actually caring about lyrics.

>>127389953
The actual melody is bad too tho lol

>>127389953
Imagine defending THIS!!
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=WD6vhnMHug0

>>127389959
>>127389966
So desperate to hate. Sorry, Trump is going to go down as the most hated president in your lifetime.

>>127389989
I’m Canadian you stupid idiot

>>127389860
Uh... okay?

>>127389989
Shake it off sounds like that annoying ass Happy song. Its stupid faux motown bullshit with a trite melody

STOP POSTING IN THIS HATE THREAD!!!

only support positive taylor threads do not give this weird incel shit attention!

STOP POSTING IN TAYLOR HATE THREADS!! !

Jesus christ, bros, I don't know about you guys, but I'm definitely about to have a heart attack after these pictures.
wooo hooACK-

>>127387854
I wish I could gaze upon the types of people that make comments like this

Just an ugly used up hag lmfao

>>127387838 (OP)
She looks like she enjoys being fisted.

>>127387852
I was about to ask, you think they photoshopped the photos to make her skin look smooth? There's no way she looks THIS good

>>127387838 (OP)
still hotter than Sabrina Carpenter

>>127387838 (OP)
SHE'S 35? ZAMN!!

>reading ig comments
>some fatty says that TS is overrated
>retarded swifties start piling up on her
>fattie says they should listen to "real music"
>"like Soundgarden, Sublime, RHCP, the Rolling Stones"

I bet my last tube of pritt stick that she was born before 1989

>>127390368
despite fatty's poor taste, she has a valid point

>>127390374
alcoholism ages people prematurely

>>127387852
Do you retards not see the tights? Same shit Beyonce and Sabrina wear etc

>>127390368
Hey, she's got the spirit. But fat bitches should have immaculate music taste to compete.

>>127387962
clearly you've never heard of gay4tay

>>127387838 (OP)
You are fucking insane if you don't think she's attractive here. /pol/ absolutely fucked your brain and turned you into a faggot. They're all faggots, by the way.

>>127390073
I picture them as bald and/or fat guys in their late 30's. I'm not trying to be mean, that's honestly how I picture them. They probably picture themselves as sophisticated twenty five year old anime villains with dark hair pushed to one side though.

the one take on these photos is: STOP CROPPING HER FEET REEEEEEEE

>>127390138
>you think they photoshopped the photos to make her skin look smooth?
How fucking retarded are you on a scale of 1 to 10? Of course they did, you dumb fuck.

>>127389334

There's nothing odd about a sex goddess surrounding herself with a harem of hot bitches to lez out with. In some circles, it's practically expected of you.

>>127388064
This is what her fans look like

>>127390002
>I’m Canadian
I’m… so sorry.

>>127389185
Blondie didn't get started until 33

>>127387838 (OP)
She's never been hotter. She finally looks like a woman and not some gangly sticc

>>127390138
literal nobodies posting selfies on their social media shoop their pics
yes, taylor has ppl shooping her pics
as does every pop star ever

>>127390138
Tights, airbrushing, photoshop
The works anon

>>127392197
Blondie was a rock band

Ignore this faggot OP. Take it ALL off, Taytay!

>>127387838 (OP)
Notice where she places her arm to hide how much of a gut she has. Post-wall roasties will do stuff like all the time instead of just accepting the fact that nobody wants to see them naked anymore.

>>127393191
Agreed. 2/10. Would not fuck.
*tips fedora*

>>127392235
>as does every pop star ever
Always have, always have.

>>127393285
And here where they forgot the shooping in which case she actually did look like a mid-30s woman who spent too much time in the SoCal sun. This was the early 60s btw so let it be known shooping is as old as time itself.

>>127393244
Well no, the local college campus has all the prime 20 yo girls I could ever want.

>>127387870
and that's a good thing

swifties we're not beating the gay for tay allegations..

>>127391814
those are teenagers

>>127393597
Dios mio

>>127393597
Mentally? yes.

finally shes starting to wear shit that makes her ass look better

>>127393304
Based, try not to knock up too many.

I wonder who the surgeon is who worked on Taylor and Lisa from blackpink. They were both gangly sticks but got tasteful fat injections and boob jobs to thicken out. I assume it's fat injections anyway

>>127394425
its just the effect of dressing different

>>127389417
>>127389572
>>127389593
Honestly makes me wonder if she has self harm scars that she’s hiding. She definitely comes across as very cluster b