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SΓΆythrone were shitty trendhoppers since day one. Now ted and fenriz are the alternative lifestyle romantic life partner commandeers of a mob of ironic torch wielding sΓΆyboys who claim to be all about CULT, OLDSCHOOL METAL even though they only just discovered Agent Steel and Manilla Road in the last 5 years
It must suck only being remembered for Transilvanian Hunger and Under a Funeral Moon, which are just shitty imitations of Burzum
SΓΆyside Journey: generic Swedish style DM album #928192819
A Blaze in the SΓΆythern Sky: "now we're kvlt black metal because Euronymous said black metal is cool!!!! nevermind the songs are still basically death metal riff salads that happen to have some Mayhem ripoff riffs tossed in!"
Under a SΓΆyneral Moon: MUH ICY GUITAR. it's SUPPOSED to sound thin and weak! that's the point!
SΓΆysilvanian Hunger: wow, it's like Burzum, except without any of the dynamics or songwriting or interesting use of feedback and distortion! And the first pressing has a REALLY EDGY message in the liner notes haha but don't worry they weren't serious!!!!! they were kidding around!!! (Fenriz needs non-white people's money too!)
PanzersΓΆy: the "we're out of ideas" album
All the pure BM albums after that are even more uninspired than the C-rate Darkthrone clones coming out around the same time like Craft and Katharsis.truly pathetic.
Then they went comedy rock, and that's where they remain today.
Fuck fenjizz. Fuck Cockturnal Culto. Fuck sΓΆythrone.
