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Anonymous No.127441885 >>127441896 >>127441913 >>127441926 >>127441959
Christina Aguilera [RCA, 1999]
"Genie in a Bottle" was such a dazzlingly clever piece of teen self-exploration cum sexploitation that it seemed the better part of valor to hope it was a fluke. But this was avoidance--like LeAnn and unlike Britney, Christina already has "adult" grit and phrasing down pat, and so threatens to join Gloria, Mariah, Celine, and LeAnn herself in the endless parade of Diane Warren-fueled divas-by-fiat hitting high notes and signifying less than nothing. "What a Girl Wants" is clever, too, but in a far less ingratiating way--like its two-hour promotional video writ small, it raises the question of how this ruthlessly atypical young careerist can presume to advise girls not cursed with her ambition, and the fear that some of them will make her a role model regardless. Give me Left Eye any day. C+
Anonymous No.127441896 >>127441972
>>127441885 (OP)
And that's still a higher score than King Crimson's debut...
Anonymous No.127441913 >>127441964
>>127441885 (OP)
she turned into a fat alcoholic washed up whore
Anonymous No.127441926
>>127441885 (OP)
I bet most people have never heard the original dancepop What a Girl Wants from the album just the pop ballad remake.
Anonymous No.127441949 >>127441964
Robert Christgau paid me $270 to nut in his wife's ass in a hotel room during the off season in Atlantic City. When I told him I was about to cum he came up behind me saying something like "oh yeah get it all in there" and I think I climaxed extra hard out of primordial fear? It was very uncomfortable. But then it got even weirder because he immediately knelt down next to the bed and started moaning and eating my cum out of his wife at the same time. I just grabbed my Fitbit, wallet and phone off the credenza and split. Went down to the casino, drank a few more drinks and lost $30 at keno before calling it a night. True story
Anonymous No.127441959
>>127441885 (OP)
He was right btw Christina didn't intend to be a teenybopper singer but the label marketed her as such.
Anonymous No.127441964
>>127441913
why would you say that
>>127441949
>True story
well it could be
I do believe that you lost thirty dollars at keno though. terrible game
Anonymous No.127441972 >>127441981
>>127441896
muh pretentious art rock with a bunch of blue faces on it
Anonymous No.127441981 >>127441990
>>127441972
So you like Christina Aguilera better?
Anonymous No.127441990 >>127442015
>>127441981
i don't care a fig about her music but at least you fap to her back in the day
Anonymous No.127442015 >>127442049
>>127441990
Cool but this is about music not braindead coomer choices
Anonymous No.127442049
>>127442015
what about you being a bitch