Thread 127443846

>AUGUST COMEBACKS
1-10 https://pastebin.com/NVvKS1jP
1-10 KiiiKiii single https://youtu.be/u5wMLWs6LSs Yves (LOONA) https://youtu.be/8_KZTNYGsCQ SAYMYNAME https://youtu.be/XceS5vnJvUg
11 idntt https://youtu.be/jY3nVNVy5nE https://youtu.be/Pcn5P63Tlmc https://youtu.be/3_1Yc0viogw Key (SHINee) https://youtu.be/ktCF5D6ECk0 Somi https://youtu.be/5C5lcn1GYfM LOVEONE https://youtu.be/U2558gJwxrk
12 Yuju (GFRIEND) https://youtu.be/rr8OHwCDirY NCT WISH pr https://youtu.be/1pyO6oNmACs
13 AtHeart https://youtu.be/74Kv5W9c8dE pH-1 X Haewon (NMIXX) https://youtu.be/9mUI9T5ku3Y ARTMS Remix https://youtu.be/aTgzm7a7f78
14 YOUNG POSSE https://youtu.be/nuhslQ_1kOk MADEIN S https://youtu.be/TnseWEOBWDs Chuu ost https://youtu.be/VZMyzDiEMV8
17 iii https://youtu.be/ThtRUPfwfM0 JO1 ost https://youtu.be/dtP_T9MtZGc
18 Joy (Red Velvet) https://youtu.be/-2fAmkQS854 MONSTA X pr https://youtu.be/4PGX1ZYvzvo Eunji (Apink) single https://youtu.be/5LFeRUt2qdo
19 Kep1er, SECRET NUMBER https://youtu.be/qq7CIIhYMHM HYOLYN single
20 Moonbyul (Mamamoo)
21 TEEN TOP
22 NMIXX X Pabllo Vittar single, Stray Kids
25 IVE, Chanyeol (EXO), Jeewon (Cignature)
26 Sunmi
27 TWICE jp, H1-KEY jp
29 GIRLSET (prev. VCHA), iii mv
31 PURPLE KISS eng
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>>127443846 (OP)
jiho left because arin grew way out control

i have been unemployed for the past month since quitting my absolutely terrible old job without anything lined up and this is literally hell

>>127443858
new jeans...

>>127443849
did you see this yet sis?

>>127443858
new jeans...

Post Jiyoon.

>>127443858
new jeans...

>>127443858
newjeans...

>>127443858
just use the extra time to learn a valuable life skill like b-boy headspinning

Happy birthday to my wife Umji!!

i have been unemployed for the last 4 and a half years and aside from having to attend job agent appointments every couple of weeks so i keep getting benefits this is fucking great

i mean they've been unemployed for longer than a month

>>127443862
lol ive done that when i was little haha didnt see that!!

kpg isnt REALLY full of neets is it?

>>127443858
newjeans...

>>127443873
Do you have enough money though?

>>127443871
And happy birthday to SinB/Seulgi bro.

It's his birthday too if i remember well

>>127443882
plapping this angel

employment is for casuals

>>127443873
what's the strategy to dodge employment that long? racist shit on your applications? face tattoos?

>>127443879
I don't no

>>127443887
how do you live

>>127443879
i have to plan out spending a little bit but yes
which is a moot point because every job i could get at the moment (nobody wants anything to do with you with a 4 year gap aside from very basic minimum wage jobs) would have me having to plan out spending to a similar degree anyway and i wouldn't have as much free time since i'd have to go to fucking work

>>127443862
clumsy yunah, best yunah

>>127443893
just be rich, dummy

>>127443887
>this pic
>this post
why am i not surprised

>>127443899
can I live with you

>>127443897
i admire your ability to stay sane in a life like that.

>>127443893
foraging wild herbs and shooting rats for protein

>>127443906
Are you Ian?

>>127443888
pretty sure i'm an undiagnosed sperg (psychologist told me that it would cost extra for a diagnosis but in his opinion it's very likely)
as for applications i only have to do 4 a month and this shithole doesn't even require me to attach a resume if i do it through the welfare portal
then if i get a job interview i just try to come across as even weirder or more uncomfortable than i already am

>>127443909
you can do what you would do to ian to me

>>127443906
mmm nah

>>127443849
sis recommend these anons some kpop for unemployment

ianpedo explained his mom died and he's neeting off her inheritance
idk if he's bullshitting but it would explain why he's able to be here 12 hours a day

>>127443912
so like your waifu is karina but you tell them it's ian?

>>127443912
in a circular way, sandbagging your interviews like that really shows you're too weird for the job anyway

>>127443923
i don't give a shit about either of those idols to be perfectly honest

>>127443916
I'll do anything I hate working

yejibros we gave up long time ago

>>127443875
comically cartoonish sis

>>127443912
damn, welfare in your country must be generous. in my neck of the woods, if someone went that long without securing a job for themselves, the welfare office would literally order you out to stack crates or dig holes somewhere, or lose your benefits.

>>127443882
corner of mouth surgery is extreme on this one. Joker smile .

>>127443928
yes brother we'll work for a healthy bmi in the next lifetime

>>127443926
shame about the face

how did your parents fail you like this?

>>127443919
OK :D
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VGnOpZhsPk4
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=R5X5HGJHfew
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OvtoY0lfYJ8

>>127443930
lol jsut when i was little because we bowl semi often haha

>>127443936
?

>>127443919
lol

it's loona's 7th anniversary and their bbc contract would have expired by now...

I'm employed and I make a ton of money

bro really samefagged that post lmao

>>127443932
i take an online course on some shit like excel or something every now and again and that keeps that sort of shit at bay for a while
i don't really understand why they make people do that shit for the welfare amount instead of just paying everyone who does it the minimum wage to be completely honest

>>127443926
hot heon

well anyway back to passing our spergy judgements on girls who passed an extremely tough selection and training process and speak multiple languages and travel the world performing for thousands of adoring fans

>>127443950
can I have her

>>127443948
prove it, post a picture of ten fat smackers by your penis

We are here
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=A2a3oHVssYM

>>127443957
sohyun isn't an object

>>127443956
i would kiss ninnie and cherish her

kpop?

>>127443951
the point is to make being on bennies so terrible that only the really sick cases remain.

>>127443963
mating press
on that bed

>>127443967
well they failed there this isn't bad at all

it girls
boa
iu
irene
hanni
stella

>>127443954
the great irony has always been that these girls would be beyond digusted if they met the average kpg user.

pretty baby

>>127443969
code?

>>127443966
that's a screenshot from red flavor

>>127443964
WHAT LOL

>>127443849
GIMME THE X GIMME THE O GIMME THE L O V E

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1Yc51ritYsU

>>127443950
bit funny that whoever posted these to twitter censored this one

>>127443971
the system would look at a case like yours and come to the conclusion that punishment needs to be more severe.

>>127443980
instrumental sounds weirdly izone
but then they have a crazy fast rap part on top of it for no reason

Id kms if I were that pathetic like actual human leech level

>>127443954
and barely make any money (if any) and sacrifice key education and career years usually for nothing, and pay to live in cublicles like this:
>>127443963

>>127443982
not now bane

>>127443981
0/10, no fat brown areola in the shot.

>>127443985
that's just living in asia

>>127443980
ohhh the beat is good and sounds bit like either way but harder haha nice!!!

What did they mean by this

>>127443939
thanks sis
this was great

yejibros our housing benefits were cut because we have too much money
its very unfair. with our current spending our savings will run out in 15 years
luckily with the current price of lumber we have 750k as a safety net once our savings are gone

>>127443950
>>127443981
is that s14

>>127443994
let my (adult) girls get drunk and have fun moroni

>>127443994
Absolute state of kpop

>>127443994
they meant korea has low birthrate

liz's glow up tho holy

>>127443974
this fucking eunchae anti is getting into my head and im actually thinking she did get bogged wtf

>>127444003
grim

>>127443994
this is like gidle but bad in a funny way instead of enraging

>>127443940
>just be ugly slut and hating your employer

yejibros we thought we would like the philippines but it's really hot and poor people keep talking to us

>>127443998
pre-debut s14 yes

i wish liz would get fat again
fucking bitch

>>127444013
>we thought we would like the philippines

...why?

>>127443996
fuck off rich asshole

>>127444010
you mean like gidle but with SOUL!

>>127443994
doeun cant wait to be an adult!

>>127444003
we miss fat liz actually

We must secure the existence and future of our race with Korean women

>>127444025
a literal dreamcatcher-tier boggening

>>127444022
we are not. the 750k is a rough estimate and we have to share it with our 2 brothers

>>127444021
cheap food and small brown girls who speak english

>>127444027
she just lost weight moroni

>>127444020
nigga ur retarded she just lost the baby fat around her cheeks

>>127444020
both look good

>>127444020
1. Rhinoplasty
2. Revision rhinoplasty
3. Double-eyelid surgery
4. Epicanthoplasty
5. Lateral canthoplasty
6. Lip filler
7. Veneers

I am going to get so waste on white claws to fromis 9 and tripleS

>>127444024
ttaek!... TTAEK!!!!

>>127443984
not me. i'm clinging to existence until the end. if it comes to it i'll even start stealing cows like a wild west cattle rustler

>>127443980
I can give BIG L to that picture

>>127444035
this but soju, babymonster and AOA

>>127444020
esl

>>127444028
delusional

>>127443993
SO EXCITED

eunchae really learned how to act like an angel before she learned how to dress like crazy...

>>127443995
no problem ok!!!
ok few more lol idk
https://youtu.be/tbe3pe2BtwA
https://youtu.be/5OflOlcHLb8
https://youtu.be/M2WTUoy4y6E

>>127444020
she looks exactly the same you spastic

>>127444031
I want nien to ride me

idols who need a van to hold all their bags?

>>127444034
basically every idol...

>>127444020
B O G G E D

I just like that they don't post ive anymore

>>127444045
lol

the album artwork makes it look like karina has wony's head lol

>>127444042
no

>>127444055
i post ghoul

oldjeans

>>127444031
nien's insane gyrations...

>>127444057
charge your phone

liz must be made to answer for the murder of fat liz

>>127444057
in what godforsaken land is it 6pm

love isa and jiheon

>>127444057
the perfect woman...

>>127444061
blowing a load on nien tummy

why did she do it...

>>127444065
some brown country in SEA or ausSEA

seriously though how do people live in ph? you guys never should have left america :(

karina's fist belongs inside my asshole

YOUNG PUSSY

>>127444043
soon!!! less than a week now!!!

>>127444065

Nigga is in Australia lol

>>127444075
yejibro eyesight simulation

>>127444057
>ALDImobile

>>127444069
probably wanted to look good for some gaypop or actor faggot

Dayeon being the winner once again

>>127444083
>probably wanted to look good for some gaypop or actor faggot
karina...

>>127444078
god i miss her

>>127444069
no one wants to be fat and ugly
except the whale from twice i guess

>>127444034
8. Hymenorrhaphy

>>127444084
those 3 and yujin are the hottest women in kpop

i would have nuked australia years ago if it werent for the fact that some of the best idols like dani, hanni and lily came from there

>>127444092
she looks like this btw

>>127444082
lol yeah
it's like $19 a month don't need anything more

did winter lose weight yet

>>127444003
thats horrendous

>>127444094
this but not lily

>>127444094
dani and lily come from the UK, hanni is from Vietnam

Lord, bless my kpg online friends.

AMEN!

>>127444094
hey don't nuke me lol

>>127444031
i want to cuddle this fridge

>>127444094
no need when 90% of that shithole is already wasteland

>>127444095
cute n lovable, ya I agree

When I was younger, and living with my parents, I found the most happiness when I was working 2 days a week.

My parents paid for housing so all of the money was mine to spend as I wanted. Also lots of time for activities.

hanni is fat but in a good way

>>127444047
thanks so much sis

>>127444094
>ugly evil whores
nuke them asap

>>127444094
>i would have nuked australia years ago if it werent for the fact that some of the best idols like dani, hanni and lily came from there
what good idols came from america

>>127444090
dayeon and chaehyun are pretty cute when they do guest starring on that radio show too

my wife

>>127444100
Born in aussieland

>>127444101
>bunch of retards gooning to underage korean girls is the closest thing I have to friends
How did it come to this

>>127444117
jigoon and nancy

>dani and lily come from the UK, hanni is from Vietnam
every word of this is wrong

>>127444117
most of them since south korea owes its existence to america

>>127444118
yeah
and on that cooking show they used to do

>>127444113
no problem ok!!

>>127444125
booooooooooooring~

>>127444120
missed you

>>127444094
Australia is the only place that has attractive white people now that Europe is destroyed and US is muttified

>>127444128
pure ahy angel

>>127444122
its actually pretty cool, if you think about it from a different perspective.

I need a place like the philippines but with cold weather

>>127444137
lol! ur funny chingu

>>127444137
t. Aboriginal

>>127444137
our women are fucking awful

>>127444137
they're all sausage red and freckled from the sunburn

>s14

kino face and eyebrows miss

>>127444129
this is normally where i start erping but i know you're not about that so i'm just gonna stop replying now
nothing personal i just don't wanna make you uncomfortable

>>127444145
the hottest kekler

sohyun and seoah have to stop stealing shion's food

>>127444137
shut up dundee

>>127444137
t.. 80% chinese country

what a creepy post

>>127444156
right behind her

>>127444137
no matter how hot the australian woman is you'll quickly come to despise her as you begin to see what she's like as a person

i look like this and act like this

>>127444094
>i would have nuked
cuck, you're a nobody in this world

>>127443871
Happy birthday to your wife Umji
>>127443884
Thank you, I had a good day

>>127444160
depraved chinawoman

>>127444146
for good reason Mootykins

>>127443912
who is your waifu and favorite group?

>>127444167
that's just 99% of women

yejibros we learned recently that trans women are still very much men, don't ask us how we learned that

>>127444167
Thats all women brother, the reason why kpop is popular is because it presents a fake fantasy version of women

is lily a fair representation of australian women

>>127444168
hi

>>127444181
she is way too hot so no

>>127444181
lol no
lily is nice

>>127444181
not even close

>>127444117
Nancy
Mina

>>127444181
they're about as ditzy but they're not as kind

>>127444168
oh you listened to whiplash too?

>>127444034
>7. Veneers
amazing what the trained eye can see in a pic like that

>>127444181
>>127444184
>lily is nice
so hanni and danielle are the more accurate representations of australian women?

jiyoon is still loving life

>>127444194
we've seen her p

>>127444193
hanni is
a dani type is even more than lily. basically a disney character

>>127444170
Happy birthday to Yerin as well

>>127444197
izna jiyoon next

>>127444194
and i'm still loving her

>>127444194
she does know how to enjoy the small pleasures

>>127444171
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aBkTkxKDduc
how are you??

>>127444170
I'm glad you had it, may life keep blessing you brother.

>>127444193
hanni and dani very much remind me of girls i grew up with yeah
their little argument about dinosaurs sounds like conversations i've heard all my life
also i want to have sex with dani

cool story capshitsis

>>127444193
dani is the future australian woman desu
white men are more and more often going for asians because white women are more and more awful as time goes on

>>127444178
how did you learn that

>>127444181
lily would be fun to be with and you'd be looking forward to your family meeting her

>>127444209
sextummies

>>127444117
fany
nicole
jungsis

>>127444209
Each time I see Rapein there's less members, at some point its just gonna be Nagomi working towards that house in London

>>127444215
wow so america is the home of 10/10 feet

>>127444206
tired

>>127444217
can you please not call them that?

>>127444213
dating Lily just so you can hang out with Bruce all day

>>127444213
my family would make fun of how ugly she is and i'd leave feeling embarrassed that i'm with her

>>127444194
imagine that he made the biggest mistake in kpop, until NJ

>>127444229
ESL

>>127444178
we don't believe in that gay shit like gender brother

>>127444117
Huh
Gawon

>>127444222
whats wrong???

>>127444235
ugly prostitute

>>127444225
nice bonus, yeah

>>127444228
that's odd
what country do you live in?

>>127444239
australia

>>127444235
Nobody needs that many hats. I've been wearing the same cap for like 15 years

>>127444234
why did you group gawon with the worst one

>>127444228
right cuz most of the girls you date are better looking than lily
anon

>>127444235
perfect angel

>>127444245
most of the women at the massage parlours are better looking than lily

>>127444230
she
terribly sorry for the typo, ma'am

>>127444242
>fookin timmy boys he's uh fookin uh one of them gooks uh a what a fookin uh a disappoint

im still bewildered that 2 of the worst countries in the world created the best girls newjeans

>>127444251
i see that you still don't know what australians sound like

I just found out kyujin showered with jiwoo at least once

>>127444246
holy jadenbots

>>127444256
Perfectly normal thing between friends. You don't shower with your bros? What are you, gay?

>>127444262
>>127444262

>>127444256
imagine being the piece of white meat between those two pieces of gook bread...

>>127444124
you 100% know dani did not let kot sleep that night...

>>127444254
don't got one fucking care in me ya fuckin crimminie dogcunts

>>127444256
you just know that was a long shower....

Somi molests one of the kiikii girls in one of her latest shorts

>>127444265
Giwtwm