Thread 127460314

RITUAL edition.
old paths: >>127447609
FAQ: https://pastebin.com/vHeAR1Bt

Legos are inherently /meal/

BLASTING

>>127460353
/metal/ is a /Bionicle/ general.

This is what I look like while grooving to the tenth atonal Jute Gyatte release of the week

Would you poop in the Lars toilet, /metal/? Would you give Lars your poo poos?

Just look at him. Hes hungry. Come on, don't hold out on poor ol' Lars. Give him your poo poos.

>>127460362
great blast

>>127460379
>This is what I look like while grooving to the tenth atonal Jute Gyatte release of the week

>>127460385
Egsshiter? Terrible poopycrap dookie diapershit.

>fifth post is cliqueshit
Oh yeah. This thread is going to fucking suck. B)

>>127460397
Thanks for the spam, Trannypopper.

>>127460379
I’ve always wondered if actual psych ward patients post on 4chan, I would bet 75% of Finnish posters and 90% of Canadian posters are in the looney bin.

https://download.ru/files/PmGg1QkY
Someone download this and tell me if there's any viruses.

>>127460399
Trannypopper is in maximum spammode, poor Iass still has another 3-5 hours left of sitting here spamming the general with garbage till xhe goes to sleep. Just another childless transcel night for xer.

>>127460409
There was this one schizo who thought his whole village wanted to kill him. He was avatarfagging as Varg.
Bongman was retarded and had a handler.
And that gobula ocox guy also said he was just released from the nuthouse

Artist: Darkthrone
Album: Panzerfaust
Song: Beholding The Throne of Might

>And destruction upon the holy man
>Who hails a jew

>>127460434
Yeah I remember this one terrible schizo who sat here on /metal/ 16 hours a day till 2am in Germany every night. Literally over 80% of xer posts were about scat, what a fucking loser lol.

>>127460454
Hopefully she was at least posting links to metal music right?

ozzy dying fucked me up so much

>>127460379
Correct.

>>127460551
>>127460535
Thank you for the cliquespam.

>>127460379
Only good post so far.

>>127460599
stop destroying this general

>>127460531
No, xhe instead kept telling stories about unrelated events, like how one time xhe was at a concert and a dominant Turkish male caught xer eye and had his way with xim in the unwashed filthy bathroom, filling xis every orifice with his seed.

Centurian - Choronzonic Chaos Gods

Damn, can't believe my favorite Kpop idol came to visit me in Deutschland!

>>127460674
Whoops, forgot my epic image, hopefully you guys can see who I am in the crowd!

r8 my sombrero

>>127460689
>that entire crowd
Just your average dysgenic kpop "stan" kek

>>127460409
metric fuckton of schizos on /x/, /pol/ and throughout the website. Not to mention the hordes of people who should be on meds or institutionalized but aren't yet

Anyone have some Anatolian metal for my nightly "Turkish Delights"?

kino dm/slam chug riffs?

https://vocaroo.com/1m2b11isrENd

Boss HM-2 "Chainsaw" 1983 neural amp capture sent into some AmpliTube bass amp - guitar sounds kinda broken

>>127460814
BASED

https://youtu.be/Fz5mtJw-prc?si=JaeiRE_0hk14TG5E
Finally some real music

>>127460869
Not metal.

>>127460877
What's not metal is you sucking the dick of every dog in your neighbourhood

>>127460877
Just another cliquepost from Troony, no need to reply to every spampost xhe shits out. Its very likely she hasn't even listened to it, need I remind you of xer yearly scrobbles?

>>127460786
Holy crap, who’s that

>>127460884
I suppose to you sucking the dick of every Turkish man in your German village is real metal.

>>127460786
I want to die with that ass in my face

>>127460904
Maika Kunugi

Troony probably has threesomes with the local Persian and his mom. Imagine getting your dick sucked by some nasty vacuum-tier whore and her sissy trans kid. No wonder there are so many migrants there, treated like kings by every woman and "man"!

>>127460952
In Deutchland it is customary for a mother to teach her children regardless of gender how to treat guests of honor.

>>127460952
Correct.

>>127460877
Correct.

i hope ozzy is in heaven

>>127460952
straightest hecsister post

>>127460869
Correct

Me and my German mom went to a concert recently, honestly can't say either of us remember anything about the music, we were mostly there for the dark men, lol!

Nothing makes me more happy than being mindbroken by some tripfag who isn't even here, only posting kpop girls I wish I was comes close.

>>127460394
Wow, hes literally me!

So anyways, I was at a concert at Hamburg, when suddenly someone hit me in the back of the head for no reason, I fell to the ground as a group of people started stomping on me, I've never been so terrified in my life, they were all shouting "transseksüel" over and over again, Germany just isn't safe for people like me anymore.

Luckily my kpop Beji poster on my bedroom wall will never hurt me.

>Germany just isn't safe for people like me anymore.
Good, hopefully bug worshippers will be genocided in my lifetime

What new metal releases are you guys listening to

>>127461191
Nothing but the freshest releases for me.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xDTgj_69JKA

>>127461228
Thank you for the off-topic spam

>>127461228
About as fresh as shit turned white and dry in the sun.

Is it good enough to be able to overlook the fact that he’s a furry?

>>127461358
>is atmoslop good enough to be listened to?
The answer is always a resounding "no!".

>>127460689
that audience is all men

>>127461381
Correct.

>>127460430
Correct.

rate my fucking sombrero fucking idiots >>127460702

>>127460430
the tard in that webm has got more social interaction with women than basically all of us

>>127461440
that's not you, why are you pretending it is?

>>127461458
No need to assume everyone is the same as yourself and Trannypopper. Plus, its really only you, since Troony gets a lot of interaction with xer mother when they have duo dates at the local migrant camp.

>>127460724
I’ve notice a lot of lunatics on this board, I wonder why they’re drawn to music.

>muh modclique
>muh forced memes
it makes no sense

>>127461551
Yeah Janny. Makes no sense at all. You're right.

delusional retards all of you

Hate Eternal - Conquering the Throne

>>127461817
Only good thing Rutan did in his career was Domination

>>127461856
>HATEWOOOOOOOOOORK
>MY WOOOOOOOOOOORK

>SeeFow gets banned (again)
>place quiets down
Ahh, peace

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gAJY80FSFzM

>>127461970
Amazing how the thread slows to a crawl when he’s banned or leaves, he’s almost Negru tier in how much time he spends here.

Hector = God

>>127460362
Fall is almost here bros.

>>127462071
No he isn't, be quiet.

>>127460362
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=baYqvk5Db80

>>127461970
>>127462037
>in my mind, my bully was banned

>>127462037
>the thread slows to a crawl
Also this is just because Troony left after her dark desires were exposed. Usually her or Ratthew are about 80% of the posts in the thread, just spamming it up.

>>127462202
Correct.

>>127460425
this looks cool, Imma give it a listen

>>127462261
Based.

>>127462071
Correct.

>>127460362
Great! But I'll never understand why it's the only Malevolent Creation album to garner any respect.

>>127462456
people praise Ten Commandments too

>>127462541
That one is my favorite. Eternal is a really great one as well that seemingly gets panned because of They Breed.

>>127462139
I like this album while listening to it but I can never remember how any of the songs sound

Why do we hate Anal Cunt again?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OJqAOV2Y198&

>>127462600
>guy that made dun of people having seizures dies of a seizure
sometimes God has humor

>>127462574
>They Breed
We HEIL them because of that.

>>127462600
Seth was the only person in grindcore that had a sense of humor.

>>127462636
Correct.

>>127460362
holy shit

Varg is gay and has AIDS.

>>127462636
We love people who are capable of breeding around here.

>>127462600
Morbid Florist is based.

>>127462139
For me it's picrel.

>>127462574
>They Breed.
kek just read the lyrics for this and aside from the very last line it could be interpreted as any group of low-lives, but they really did not give a fuck did they? Based.

https://evokenofficial.bandcamp.com/album/mendacium
funeral doombros!

>>127462909
>aside from the very last line it could be interpreted as any group of low-lives
If I remember correctly, they tried to play it off that way in that they were using the N-word as its dictionary definition of slacker and lazy.

>>127462914
>funeral doom
I snore.

>>127463062
Ruch?

>>127462833
Who even is that on the cover?

>>127463062
>if it's not pedalpoint rollercoaster ride music, it's boring

>>127463062
ur a pleb
simple as

>>127460362
'ile again.

>>127463143
>>127463170
Uh oh I upset the funeral doom geeks :(

>>127462587
>I like this album while listening to it but I can never remember how any of the songs sound
That is how I feel about every atmoshit album.

>>127462456
the will to kill, envenomed and warkult are all great albums too

>>127463179
Correct, now I am afraid I must heem you

>>127463179
Funeral doom and death doom are great means of pushing extremity and composition in metal while sidestepping the pressure to fight in the notes-per-minute arms race.

idiots

How come Trapped Under Ice is the second least popular track on the album when it's the best one?

>>127463221
I was going chronologically but got stuck at The Fine Art of Murder. Thank you for the inspiration to keep going.

>>127460362
name a better death doom album
>protip: you can't

>>127463296
yeah that one and in cold blood were just meh but then they got really good again. envenomed is probably my favorite.

>>127463289
>the worst song has the most plays
This is why Metal is only for the elite.

>>127463266
>Funeral doom and death doom are great means of pushing extremity and composition in metal while sidestepping the pressure to fight in the notes-per-minute arms race.
aka
>i can play one chord every 5 seconds to hide the fact i can't write a riff at a bpm that won't put my audience to sleep

>>127463314
Their second album is vastly superior.

>>127463289
Interesting. Trapped Under Ice was the only song I knew because of Guitar Hero.

>>127463333
I kind of go back and forth between the two, but the debut is a better "death doom" album though, if that makes sense.

>>127463320
I always skip Fade to Black lol

god i wish had metallica had a good drummer like gene hoglan or something

>>127460314 (OP)
Which is more metal cats or dogs. Me thinks cats

>>127463397
Big Dogs > any cat > small dogs.

OOOOOOOOOOOOOOAAAAAAAAARRRRGHHHH!

>>127463359
Everyone who isn't a gay ass normie does. It's a genuine shit song. It's the equivalent of a hair metal ballad.

>>127463410
I like giant dogs, I'm sure this won't be misinterpreted

>>127463352
The first is definitely doomier, but the second is so much better as an actual Death Metal album. It falls into that rare category of the nebulous 'Dark Metal.'

Sepultura should get WAY more credit for pioneering black metal. They were wearing corpse paint and spikes and playing blast beats with tremolo riffs before any Norwegian fuckers even picked up an instrument.

>>127463541
It’s never been inaccurate to say that black metal is inherently South American.

>>127463326
>>i can play one chord every 5 seconds to hide the fact i can't write a riff at a bpm that won't put my audience to sleep
And so we have returned to "funeral doom is boring because its slow", completing one cycle of this circular argument.
>>127463320
I don't remember it being an awful song, but of course the least metal song brings in the most people.

>>127463541
pic related started the black metal aesthetic. sadly they went a different direction after this release.

>>127463444
wouldn't have minded a follow-up to this, really a shame they called it quits when they did, while a band like cannibal corpse can have a career releasing the same shit album 30 times.
https://youtu.be/nDA06Bxb3-4?si=2qvf93-fj1DAimiS&t=165

Which is more metal. Suno or Riffusion?

>>127464041
We don't talk about AI slop here

Devin Townsend

>>127436460
>>127436460
>>127436460

>>127464253
boomer containment general

>>127464253
we don't want nor need the /meal/ regulars in that thread

>>127464041
Thank you simpsister

>>127464253
Just read their guide for the first time:
>traditional metal only
>soundgarden acceptable to post
>80s Slayer not acceptable
absolute retardation

>>127464284
Did someone say Vince Meal?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZieIDxmNExw&

>>127464314
>>80s Slayer not acceptable
reading comprehension is at an all time low

>>127464358
>Did someone say Vince Meal?
yes

>>127464358
If Euronymous is the black metal equivalent of CC Deville, who is black metal's Vince Neil?

>>127464293
I'm a dude, not a simp, women do simp for me although, correct, inherently

>>127464367
Seems like they don't fuck with anything after Show No Mercy. The song Hell Awaits would be too heavy for them, despite it coming out in 1985, which is early for the genre.

>>127464358
>>127464358
Talk about heavy metal! Haha

Metal music songs

Jute Gyteus Maximus

It's technically /metal/, you know.

>>127464505
Flavor of Love was 10x better

>>127464478
>The song Hell Awaits would be too heavy for them
I'm the creator of the /trad/ threads and I also post here a quite a bit as well. Hell Awaits (the song) I'd personally say is 100% acceptable, because while I can hear death metal elements; it's also clearly thrash metal and it isn't even that heavy. I guess the only song off of that record I'd be a little iffy on is Praise of Death, because it's noticeably heavier than the rest of the music off of that LP.

>>127464584

>I'm the creator of the /trad/ threads and I also post here a quite a bit as well.

>>127464602
I wish I had a hat like that, most of mine are baseball caps. :^)

>>127464611
Hope it ain't a Dodgers cap! Lol

>>127464617
>Dodgers
Gay. Most of my hats are either plain colors or Mountain Dew related because that's my favorite drink.

Dodgers (formerly world series champions) just lost to the worst team in baseball, the ROCKIES! Pathetic as fuck, sure as hell ain't my LA team! For real

Shitsville

Wish more metal bands like Melechesh would release their instrumental work, ah well

>>127464634
That album deserves more love. It can get a bit aimless at times, but the highs are just as good as anything else the band did after.
>Dodgers (formerly world series champions) just lost to the worst team in baseball, the ROCKIES! Pathetic as fuck, sure as hell ain't my LA team! For real
ALL SPORTS ARE GAY. And the Super Bowl's only value to society is as an excuse to pig out on wings and guzzle down cans of soda.

>>127464634
So? Baseball is a stupid sport where winning only half your games is considered good

R-ready to kick your ass outta the world

>>127464674
Kind of reminds me of how Metal is a stupid genre where even "good" bands only have a half-decent discography

>>127464688
I forgot I was talking to the L.A. town-rat

>>127464701
Nah this is the Lion of the Los Angels actually, feel free to leave a message

>>127464688
Correct.

>>127464729
Thank you for the cliquespam.

>>127460379
Same

Fat metal

>>127464700
All my wiggas heil hitler

>>127464602
This made me laugh my ass off

>>127464808
It was pretty funny lol

Listening to Castle Rat, while wearing my Castle Hat

>>127464835
YOU NEVER PLAYED ROUND AND ROUND FOR ME YOU FUCKING RAT

>>127464839
I don't think Castle Rat takes requests anymore sorry to say de lad

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eFg1AGuAGYA

>google "heaviest jethro tull songs"
>picrel is what I get
It's not even heavy

>>127464884
black sabbath made a career out of that opening riff, the one from sunshine of your love, and zeppelin's first 2 albums.

>>127464808
>>127464820
Why are you replying to yourself lass?

SCHIZO METAL!!!!!!!!!!! \\m//

>>127463190
>>127463190

Black n Roll Oi Punk
https://youtu.be/Xlz0EG1zhY0

>>127464960
Why in the everloving fuck would you combine black metal and rock and roll

Deathrace King - The Crown

>>127464951
https://voca.ro/17twj8dcH0Ae

>>127464999
I like your voice.

>>127465012
Thank you

HOLY MOLY

>>127463541
>>127463573
>pioneering black metal
No.

>Their listening habits changed dramatically after being introduced to Venom. As Igor Cavalera put it:
"I remember the first time I listened to Venom, it was on a friend's borrowed tape. It was similar to Motörhead, only a lot heavier. I remember someone saying: it's the devil's Motörhead! After we got acquainted with Venom, we stopped listening to Iron Maiden and all that lighter stuff."
>The Cavalera brothers started listening to more extreme metal bands at the time such as Hellhammer, Celtic Frost, Kreator, Sodom, Slayer, Megadeth, Exodus, and Exciter.

go to sleep norsecuck

>>127464999
https://voca.ro/15NOEXhmhx53

>>127465012
it's not his voice

>>127464879
Tune btw

>>127465098
Regardless of if it's real or not, it sounds pleasant to my ears

>>127463893
>that cover art
Leif why

>>127465086
https://voca.ro/1kh777EkuFtH

QRD on Chuck Schuldiner?

Nekrosoldat is a musical genius

If you're hangin' around
I'm holding the noose

>>127465041
Correct.
Hue-monkey see, hue-monkey do.

Anyone care to translate the gerbilpost above

>>127465113
https://voca.ro/1dnwGCKjZzjS

>>127465151
https://music.youtube.com/watch?v=zxPFUYWaWx0&si=5ptjdAk6vIh5aEKD

>>127465127
https://voca.ro/1li5lkNrKNwL

>>127465157
Lost me as soon as the nu-production kicked in and the apecore shit started

So I've only listened to Ensiferum's first album. What else should I listen to from this band?

>>127465160
Didn't listen
>>127465164
This one is still dope >>127465142

>>127465160
This is (f)art

Dai No Daiboken, work's never been broken

In the mix

>>127465238
Not listening lmao

we love Castle Rat around here

>>127465286
https://voca.ro/171S14txFYmE

Least mentally deficient metal discussion thread

Most mentally proficient metal discussion thread

>>127465181
Mogs any hardcore band today

>>127465365
https://voca.ro/1bkIVi47Pd86

Islamic black metal recs?

>>127465402
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DE6vxV-Tzac

>>127465402
https://www.metal-archives.com/bands/Seeds_of_Iblis/3540334240

>>127465282
more proof that /metal/ has shit taste
she's just a typical 4/10 bar skank

https://music.youtube.com/watch?v=FToiviGZfII&si=ZotchcuiQrDhBa-V

What did they mean by this

>>127465447
Sorry, I don't want to listen to nonsense for illiterate kuffar who don't know about nor appreciate the mystical tradition of Islam

>>127465489
Exceptionally based post, inshallah

I farted so hard it vaporized my hemorrhoid. metal for this feel?

>>127465505
Opening riff of Agent Orange by Sodom

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yCgHTmv4YU8

Is this metal

I have never clicked a vocaroo link

>>127465530
You're missing out on incoherent autistic mumbling, kind of like 95% of metal

>>127465524
>Is a chud with a voice that cracks
bro let your balls drop first before you start talking shit lmao

>>127465524
You sound like a serial killer bro

Just another metal monday

>>127465557
He just sounds like a normal guy thoughbeit

>>127465563
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=du-TY1GUFGk&ab_channel=JimmyHere

>>127465402
>>127465489
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OW3q2phFa9k

>>127465402
أنا مدينة العلم، وعلي بابها، فمن أراد المدينة فليأت الباب.

>>127465576
>boomers are chuds
correct
day of the pillow soon

>>boomers are chuds
Read this in an autistic low mumble voice and started laughing lmao try it de lads

>>127465576
bro getting high blood pressure because of transgenders kek

>>127465597
You just know man's hands be shaking while posting these vocaros lmfao

>>127465402
here you go
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qyF1i7uEgW0

summoning the mediator aka bongman

Bongman - Goblins in the Throne Room

>>127465604
So cringe

>>127464944
Your CSS Is Gay

>>127465613
calm down ahmed

>>127465623
Dude, I'm Aryan
https://youtu.be/18ubZwo0Aok?si=4B2ZYOf3DLBFFRuI

Thank you idiot trans sisters.

Where's the real /metal/ thread? This one is shit

>>127465617
>he fell for the /pol/ meme
You are literally wasting your 20's getting high and complaining about shit that doesn't even affect you

>>127465616
Negative. Purple is a good color.

>>127465464
>/metal/
The Castle Rat chick simp is one schizo and maybe one other guy tops

>>127460362
Most brutal female vocals.

>>127465652
dood look at her fivehead

Evil Triumphs Again!

>>127465651
Could the Castle Rat poster be... the Castle Rat?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3pTeb9xEmGo&si=0bTlxDZki8u88c0Z
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bIqlws8wD5I&si=83xNvqbSxTXT2yOc

Is this metal?

>>127465657
You would too, don't lie to me you fucking guy.

>>127465694
Thanks simp

>>127460362
literal immigrant fag killing anthems

>>127465710
Not a simp, women do simp for me although, correct

>>127465488
Genius btw

>>127465648
Are you outside

>>127465745
He's on the block
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yKBZJXSTjug&si=q93PWcErz5KJ-8FE

>>127465745
I think he's the mutt in L.A. who shitposts on the free wifi at The Rainbow

>>127465759
There's probably dozens of those, sorry to say

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YYrenzUKZkE&si=aEAe9LUcttuRg1U8

Is this metal

Hitler Is Watching At A Distance rules.

>>127465790
Hitler sat in the cuck chair

>>127465803
Shalom.

>>127465807
Hola João

Varg owes me 50k euros

>>127460362
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=azSXl2nfFcc&si=1F1fMJD1s82Ila_w

>>127465824
Dani Filth unironically owes me £10,000

>>127465839
i feel like that's probably not true

>>127465845
You're probably not true, you fucking guy.

>>127460362
https://youtu.be/iz6KT0Xv0nc?si=sf0ms8Rh6dy9sjd2

>>127465845
cancelled a show over political bullshit
that's all I'll say

>>127465868
Privet.

>>127465879
>>127465868
Privet.

>>127465868
he cancelled a show over peepeepoopoo!
see i can do the same thing

>>127465888
Lol.

>>127465786
>>127465865
Nice simp posts

Good thread.

>That guy still owes me a thousand fucking dollars, man
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=s4Gg844qqGU&ab_channel=rottensoulz

>>127465912
>>127465912
>>127465912

>>127465907
Again, not a simp, women do simp for me although, correct

>>127461724
>>127462796
>>127462833
>>127463411
>>127464997
Best blastings of the thread

what a shameful thread

>>127466347
Low IQ take

>>127466813
>so bored from posting to himself he comes back to the old thread
Don't you want to do something productive, or at least enjoyable, with your sliver of time on Earth?

>>127466842
No