Thread 127474457

Great artwork and design edition
>>127465912
FAQ: https://www.metal-archives.com/

HUGE SAGGING COWTITS AND SLAYER
HEIL

>>127474457 (OP)
gay sex with mh metalhead bf

Blasting

>>127474482
ps1 graphics core

>>127474482
>ANTICHRIST
>ANTICHRIST
>ANTICHRRIIIIIIIIIISSSSSSSTTTT

REAL BLASTING

>>127474457 (OP)
>Great artwork and design edition
Pic unrelated?

>>127474528
Metal is art

>>127474457 (OP)
>Panopticon
Not Metal.

Artist: Darkthrone
Album: Panzerfaust
Song: Beholding The Throne of Might

>And destruction upon the holy man
>Who hails a jew

>>127474457 (OP)
That's a shitty cover if I ever seen one

>>127474617
HEIL

>>127474626
Post some loco looney tune covers

>>127474744
Thank you for the bitter cuckquean post

>>127474744
Correct.

>>127474777
Correct.

>>127474744
who the fuck is devin

>>127474795
A ghost lmao

>>127474527

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QFg0dTUuNbI

Is this metal

Varg is gay and has AIDS.

>>127474875
Shalom.

Castle Rat

reminder that Paul Ledney is the greatest black metal vocalist ever

>>127474527

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QFg0dTUuNbI

>>127474902
Is this metal btw?

>>127474902
why don't you just post in /bleep/

>>127474916
Why don't you stalk someone else

>shits all over butchered at birth
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qWs33kWmSEw

Kill All Rats with Bloody Baseball Bats

RIP Ozzy

Louis Cachet was brutally raped in the bitterly cold winter of '94

>>127474941
Shalom.

>>127474707
I like justin bartlett's artwork for trsp them and dragged into sunlight

brint hands is dead

>>127474946
Hola João

>>127474960
Didn't ask, don't care

>>127474916
Ratthew was the only poster on bleep lmao

>>127474976
Incoherent reply.

>>127474981
Last thread was some other rando spamming it up tbqh, Matt's taste is better than all of /metal/ combined though yeah lmao

>>127474990
your "taste" is just the youtube algorithm feeding you.

>>127475002
You wish lmao

>>127474491
behold

I deliberately impersonate people to egg on the schizos here

>>127475045
Yeah we know who you are

/metal/? More like /cringe/ lmfao

>>127474482
Listening to this now, p. gud.

>>127474482
https://editions-gravats.bandcamp.com/track/poison-ash-face-b

Holy shit.

>>127474457 (OP)
Holy shit.

>>127474929
Correct.

>>127475134
Low IQ post.

>>127474940
Correct.

>>127474527
This is metal, yeah?
https://youtu.be/ch7HLb3OzPY?si=Dsm-SVxfEbk34XD2

>>127474565
Says they're metal on RYM

>>127474496
Tune

>>127474777
Lmao

>>127474744
Lol!

>>127475207
>>127474777
Lmao

>>127475242
You're taking this a bit hard aren't you? Understandable.

>>127475250
Nah I'm used to gangstalkers at this point lol

Impersonating someone doesn't work when you're both posting within seconds of each other

>>127474527
Almost metal, but with more intelligence
https://youtu.be/_EQSdAi8rAY?si=VAFd-ck9lMNmi3Yc

>>127475281
I just roke up
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2Co1JT_1y6Y

>>127474527
https://youtu.be/AoFKGzU5TKE?si=5vhOzYowv31Jkcu3

>>127475303
Her face is alien/departed from reality

When I die

>>127475322
Same tbqh

Contender for best /meal/ thread of the week, half of the posts here are nothing but cliquespam and Steven Pearcy's deranged diatribes. Oh if only the H-Man were here, then this would be the best of not just the week; but the entire month.

Blood Incantation

>>127475340
Yo, excuse me
What type of IPA do you have on tap

Kill yourselves

>>127475340
I wish we could be free of all schizos and wannabe tripfags, but you can’t ask for miracles.

>>127475394
>>>/meta/

>>127474527
https://youtu.be/aWzUvPJjppM?si=7hSlIdbrFpR8hJd1

>>127475391
Don't you mean krill

https://youtu.be/nYo2F40C-ck?si=2vb3BNfj1HW08wBU

All my wiggas heil hitler

>>127474482
Terrorizer - World Downfall

dude spamming this thread thinks he can convince us that women like him lol

>>127474527
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GvB1Nhpzw0g

>>127475616
Don't actually care at all what metalheads want to believe lmao

Why do so many posters here type like bitches btw

>>127475651
Why are you talking about yourself in the third person, Matthew?

>>127474795
mutthew's trap gf

>>127475672
Incoherent post

>>127475681
Nah she's just a former stalker who probably didn't even post here

>>127475672
It's a coping mechanism for him

>>127475694
It's a reference to those who type in all lowercase, obsessed loser lmao

If metalheads dislike me that is a compliment

Suggestions for good post-nut metal?

Being a metalfag is more about hating metal than anything else lmoa

>>127475740
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HMFcsvJlMv8

>>127475556
Finally some real music

>>127475732
very insecure post

>>127475774
Incoherent reply

I forgot how obnoxious this place is when Ratty 2x4 is here.

I miss Frank

>>127475759
Finally some real music

>>127475804
He goes by Joji now

>>127475812
>>127475774

>>127475804
He goes by Joji now

>>127475812
>>127475774

>>127475888
Creepy post!

>>127475790
The obnoxious ones are the obsessive stalkers but yeah

>>127475956
We're here where we belong. You're where you're not welcome. Who's stalking?

>>127475651
You type like a passive aggressive bitch

>>127475978
>>127475987
Still on my dick yeah? Get off it already

*sets mousetraps*
Watch your step, metalbros.

Castle and the Rats

>>127474482
https://youtu.be/uthryvXlCPA?si=Lc4hV_6K7VZ4jdsF

Great music discussion!

Currently blastin Neil Young.

>>127476054
Not metal.

>>127476054
Same, but Steely Dan's instrumental version of Do It Again courtesy of Carlos Henrique Gomes Siqueira on YouTube™
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TeeGVV6iWr4

>>127476001
lol

>>127476070
You're not metal, you fucking guy.

>>127476077
Lol.

>>127476089
Holy shit you're right.

>>127475993
Cringe.

>>127476097
You sure are, lass

>>127476054
>HEY HEY MY MY
>SHITPOSTING IS HERE TO STAY
>BETTER TO GET A (YOU) THAN GET BANNED FOR A DAY
>MY MY HEY HEY

Grab rats and squeeze them until they pop like a bloody balloon.
Snatch rats by the tail and slam them into the wall until they're nothing but paste.

Death peaked w/ Human and immediately steeply fell off.

>Grab rats and squeeze them until they pop like a bloody balloon.
>Snatch rats by the tail and slam them into the wall until they're nothing but paste.

>>127475751
Incoherent post

I FUCK NUNS

>>127476202
Nuh uh

Angry, mad, and upset metal albums

>>127474482
Is this dungeon synth

https://music.youtube.com/watch?v=c3dv1VxqjdQ&feature=share

https://music.youtube.com/watch?v=FToiviGZfII&si=ZotchcuiQrDhBa-V

What did they mean by this

>>127474482
https://youtu.be/DcHKOC64KnE?si=RIEI7ztk8lAvDSGL

Bass metal

Holy shit

what the FUCK /meal/ why did you lie to me?
>>127475707
>>127475716

>>127476290
Om
Bong
That's all I know of.

>>127476243
Dungeon synth, yeah
https://youtu.be/0FYJA4xf9bg?si=EP-psVdwvhWJ4ruh

>>127476290
necromantia

>>127474527
https://music.youtube.com/watch?v=BMSSZ7Q1EDk&si=fd_YoaukijlAxye-

Slayer is just an inferior Sepultura

>>127476447
Both bands were great but I prefer Sepultura, yeah

Thrash metal more like trash metal lmao

>>127476026
Dope

>>127476468
Prefer the one who plays Pantera tbqh

Alright

Brazilian war metal vs. Canadian war metal vs. Scandi war metal vs. Aus/NZ war metal
What scene is best?

>>127476556
American war metal

>>127476571
Doesn't exist.

>>127476556
Most War Metal is gay so none.

>>127474482
https://rottenfoetusrecords.bandcamp.com/album/gore-in-sickness-intent-cd

>>127476623
Losercore, nice!

Aesthetically, this is black metal: vocals are reminiscent of Dead and Quorthon's screeches, the guitars are distorted and drenched in reverb Burzum style, the drummer utilizes a blast beat and plays in busy rhythms, and the band's logo and lyrics reek of black metal.

The music itself however, is typical speed/death metal riff hybrids that at best remind of a riff that wasn't good enough to be on Carnage's Dark Recollections and at worst, Entombed rhythms in harmonic minor chord voicings.

This is stocky, rigid, rhythmic 'bounce black metal' like Satyricon, Ulver, early Dimmu Borgir, Therion and later day Immortal.

The Somberliar is not black metal.
Speed metal dressed up to appear like death metal, itself dressed up to appear like black metal. The songs don't develop in any meaningful way, being nothing more than groove riff after groove riff interrupted by blasting or thrashing on rare occasions to remind you they're speed death black metal. Without any sense of song craft or theme being elaborated upon in the music, The Somberliar quickly devolves into a garbage plate of generic mosh fare that might be fun to see live if you're drunk, deaf and incontinent.

>>127474482
https://witchsnake69.bandcamp.com/album/satanas

>>127476638
Did anybody ask?

>>127474527
There's Something on My Side: https://music.youtube.com/watch?v=AYCaE9Bg4ZE&feature=share

>>127474527
Metalheadz
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5h2Jw6du8fo

>>127476638
It's funny because it's true

>>127476646
I 'member listening to their album Deathcult of the Snake, honestly pretty good.

>>127474527
Is this metal
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5MOmKb6u6r8

>>127476638
gaysexion is literally the worst RYM meme band ever. grotesque.

Knocked Loose

Ghost

>>127476447
maybe on Planet Retard.

Be real for a moment, it's well known why black metal and nu metal fans are ridiculed constantly, but why do fans of Euro power metal get such a bad rap as well?

>>127476726
killer live performers btw

>>127474482
>get into a bad mood
>blast Winter and No Sanctuary
>check the thread
>worse mood

>>127474482
this shit has zero views anywhere but the riffs are pretty great

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=N0eHR6qd9M4

>>127476638
I think whoever wrote this, be it you or whatever moron on plebbit, MA or any other review platform, should not be allowed to listen to metal music and very unironically go die painfully.

fuck you all MORONS

>>127474482
Mastodon
https://youtu.be/PHkrWljP4VQ?si=HAW6LuBtvr3LcNcm

>>127474960
*Bront

>>127476805
don't reply to the norsecuck

>>127476805
it's anus bait

>>127476835
no women are reading your blog, rat

>>127476968
You sound like a bitter and angry loser with shit taste in music

>>127474482
Mastodon
https://youtu.be/PHkrWljP4VQ?si=HAW6LuBtvr3LcNcm

>>127474496
Incredible track yeah

Why are metalheads so obsessed with following superior musicians

>>127476817
Why are you so mad

>>127475070
Nice

>>127476805
Truth hurts doesn't it?

I disapprove of all these pictures of whores in my thread

I made this playlist that's every black sabbath song with a / in the title. It's all their best songs.

>>127476817
Are you going to post these posts again instead of cats?

>>127476447
>macaque just posted this

>>127476343
all men need tenderness to exist

The Great Kat

The Great Kat's used lingerie

Ravenna Hunt-Hendrix

>most important theme in the lyrics was transcendence
>became trans
can't make this shit up

>>127477299
Discussion about music and artwork, butthurt fag.

>>127477398
>Brazilians
>Mediterranean

Jute Gyte and Liturgy just linked up. Keep it or nah?

>>127477299
>>127477398
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PD2Am52VE_s

>>127477417
Guessing you haven't listened to much death metal then?

>Macaque = Brazilians
Simple as

NSBM reigns supreme

>>127477443
we /heem/ nazis here

>>127477457
If "we" did you wouldn't have to post the same gif every time

>>127477465
I don't leave witnesses, chud

>>127477457
>we
So you're black.
LOL
LMAO

I am too scared to wear nsbm shirt to shows so i just wear kpop shirts instead

>>127477404
> shitgentine
> nordic

What do kpop shirts even look like

>>127477616
He's Italian.

>>127477428
Whine harder, faggot

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6ODNxy3YOPU&list=RD6ODNxy3YOPU&start_radio=1

My favourite NSBM band? Kristallnacht of course.

>>127477667

Mine is Satanic Warmaster

>>127477643
>*macaque sounds*
Not my problem

>>127476597
Black witchery

>>127476870
bait or not, they nailed it. it's almost too good lmao

>>127476556
they mog the rest of the world

Blasting this in the beautiful British Falklands.

>>127478261
Argentina is more white than England

>>127474482
KEY YOUR NEAREST BMW

>>127476077
Just rang one with her coming to my mind you know

Alexi Laiho

>>127478266
Mestizo isn't white, shituenos aires doesn't mean the whole country.

>>127478076
Yo mama.

>>127477750
Microdick faggot thinks he's better than anyone because he's country sucks nazi prolapses for a living haha

New Castle Rat music video is out. Not that I care.

>>127474482
Kristallnacht rule.

This is awesome

>>127478544
>>127478398
>>127477443

>>127477593
uma delicia

>try being some folk rock singer
>terrible songwriting, voice that breaks glass
>fails
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wC6fM_-1w0w&list=PLCDPrBShyqp921k7InfoygbxvAZzfQCWB&ab_channel=jacobgiampa
>fast forward a couple years later
>takes her clothes off and plays shitty doom riffs
>simps eat it up
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iSp7eCM-PNs&list=RDiSp7eCM-PNs&start_radio=1&ab_channel=CastleRatVEVO

Metal is the most artistically bankrupt genre there is
The fact that this shitty band wasn't called for being too much of a joke to even be considered a parody shows just how low IQ and horny the metal audience is

>>127478592
It's one or two retards in here, and YouTube commenters don't matter.

>brent hinds dead
>king cobra dead
THIS IS NOT WHATS UP AT ALL TOOOBZ
WHAT THE FUCK

sleep token declared metal
https://www.youtube.com/shorts/UW8DGDrDHfk

>>127478672
>Sleep Token
not metal
>Trivium
mostly not metal, mostly -coreshit
metal parts ruined by -coreshit vocals

Creeping Death by Metallica is about the ten plagues and the exodus of the Israelites from Egypt. It's a badass song.

>>127478704
how dare you insult the kings of metal

>>127474482
>eeeeeeeeeeeeEEEEEEEEEE

>>127478704
>>Sleep Token
>not metal
let me guess you are in your 30s from slav europe

>>127478737
Kek. Matt Heafy had good instincts when he realized Trivium was becoming irrelevant so he started doing features for deathcore bands

>>127478784
Not. Metal.

>>127476638
>>127476805
Lmao. Tourissection fans on suicide watch

sleep token are also approved by the corey taylor of metal
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BR3kWeht8vc

All of you are fatherless virgin NEETs either living with your whore mother or in a government communist apartment block
Without the Internet, you would have no outlet by which to spew your garbage opinions, but what is more pathetic is that you have experienced and witnessed metal culture vicariously from the safety of your shitty Walmart lawn chair in front of a computer

you all suck

>>127478913
you wrote all that but i still dont understand if you like sleep token or not

>>127477417
Correct.

>>127478913
Vgh....fucking heil

So the Mastodon guy ended up not getting a sticky at all, sad

>>127479066
>To my wretched son I leave this gun
>To slaughter all your race
>For this, the beast you have become
>I have no longer taste
>And daughter fair with burning hair
>The swamp of life be thine
>And watch as e'en the great will mate
>With the lowliest of swine
>To breed the sons, the greed and scum
>Of this your ravaged land
>All my estates, both small and great
>Shall fall beneath your hand
Seriously, what did Rob mean by this?

>>127478671
COBRA? Say it ain't so!

SPLIT YOUR SKULL ON BEAMER BUMPERS
WHEN YOU SEE THE RIGHT YEILD

BREAK YOUR NECK AND CRACK THE PAVEMENT
IF YOU WISH TO RIDE TWO WHEELS

THIS SUV IS WHAT PROPELS ME
STRAIGHT TO THE AFTERLIFE

AIM DIRECTLY FOR THE DRIVER'S SIDE
AND STILL SPITE THE BAND AS YOU DIE

WHITE HOOD
STAINED WITH BLOOD

>>127479456
gem

New Grymheart dropped boys
https://youtu.be/37s9fREKy6c

>>127474617
You will never be white
>>127474984
>t. She doesn't get it

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=d6qC6InM4nI
can you name a better song about eating a hot dog mug in an ice hockey match

>>127479712
Superior Finnish humor metal band:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=McplEAhpW6k

>>127479732
Oh, that band is genuinely good. The new album (well, from a few years back) is actually pretty great. Maybe they aren't that much into humor anymore tho.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=H86QvRCCgMM

>>127479738
The lyrics are clearly parodical. The production is more professional, but still humor metal.

They would not call themselves "Heavy Metal Arse"/Heavy Metal Butthole" if they would want to be taken as a "serious" band

>>127478368
Icouldn't find it, where was it posted?

>>127475261
I myself am unironiclly being gang stalked

>>127479874
Sorry that happend to you, try not being a faggot

>>127479980
I'm no longer s practicing faggot

Jute Gyte

>>127479874
You should probably get back to the looney bin

NEW MISSING LINK
https://youtu.be/3mDoMNvwmXQ

>>127480414
I'm not delusional I'm actually very rooted in reality and very aware of my surroundings.

I have never manifested delusional thinking, never had add on symptoms "positive symptoms"

I'm paranoid which isnt psychotic on its own.

>>127480490
Tell that to your shrink Mehmet, you are jut as crazy as the AI Serbian

Last thread good discussion about OSDM production

>>127480536
You speake good engerishe my freind

>>127480548
Last thread had some good discussion about OSDM production

>>127478671
bruh what is up with all these weird deaths cobes dead, ozzy dead, brent. Not that i care for these people but it's so odd

>>127478592
>Metal is the most artistically bankrupt genre there is

That's arguably the best facet of metal as a genre. It's so blown out and consistently idiotic that artists can take real chances and make real statements. or not. because fans will gladly sift through 7/10s all day.

and castle rat is not great.

https://youtu.be/0IIDl4iMIoM?list=RD0IIDl4iMIoM
Rest in Peace, now you are reunited with Pozzy

PROTEST TO SURVIVE
PROTEST TO SURVIVE

kill the thread and make a new one before he wakes up

>>127481098
Time to give /meal/ a heart attack

I just roke up

>>127481123
DRUGS IN THE CLUB

Hmm..

>>127481149
>inceste
Well look at mr fancy pants over here with his classy variations on words

Is this metal?
https://youtu.be/EKJbuEF0bAY

>bots
>sleeping

I'm listening to Corpse Molestation.
How bussin is that?

>>127481190
not at all, unc

NYDM is hardcore

>>127481255
hardcore is low iq death metal

>>127481268
>low iq death metal
that's just death metal thoughbeit

>>127481268
death metal is also low iq
see: jdawg

>>127481204
>>127481204

>>127474482
real knuckle dragger shit

>>127481301
Looks like shit yeah

can't believe cobes is fucking dead

Thanks for the clique update

>>127481312
It's true Holy shit

>>127481268
>tough-guy hardcore is high T death metal
Fixed.

>>127481312
rip king

we love tough guy hardcore here

Great thread.

Bump

>>127481361
>>127481361
>>127481361
>>127481361

>>127477213
Yeah?

>>127481373
>>127481373
>>127481373
Cleaner new

>>127481365
Early

>>127481389
on time and on topic, sorry ratthew you lose

>>127481403
Gonna say Matt wins either way if you guys have to use that dogshit OP lmao

>>127481415
why are you talking about yourself in the 3rd person?

>>127481377
Odd