Thread 127479081

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hell be fine

vaxx staus?

>>127479081 (OP)
https://youtu.be/K0siYUjV9UM?si=xm3G21MgnygBI6gE

>>127479081 (OP)
Wow great one less freak for online weirdos to gawk at and pretend to feel for. Everyone knew this was coming and everyone watched and laughed. Stupid and cruel. Not saying anyone could have saved him or that anyone is at fault but this lolcow shit makes me sick. I hope you all die.

Who?

>>127479336
Guy from mastodon

>>127479336
MovieBob

>>127479336
Randy Rhoads

>>127479081 (OP)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=haBmWxvSN1I

NAL killed him

>>127479465
he wouldn't sound half bad if he actually learned the song and wasn't sloshed, both unlikely

first marty goes and then this, i hope its not true. how does he outlive everyone when he should have died at birth.

>>127479549
don't insult cobes by relating him to marty
alogs deserve it, cobes didn't

>>127479081 (OP)
Is he died?

>>127480034
cobes is kill

Somethin wrong
I hold my head
Cobes is gone
Our nigga dead

>>127479213
He ate 100 year old ramen.

>>127480034
Yeah, Jessica Boyle sent him a care package with poisonous seeds in it. The last thing he posted was about how he was up all night vomitting and shitting. Dispatch recording mentions an unresponsive male with blue lips past the point of cpr at his address and inquiries to the sheriff's office are redirected to the coroner.

>>127480174
the seed shit is cope man
he's been smoking and drinking 24/7 for decades at this point and eating the most sloppiest of goyslop for just as long

>>127480194
His health has been garbage for ages, he hasn't been able to painlessly lie down for months but that she sent him poisonous seeds right before he died is a fact

>>127480204
sure it's a fact, but a completely irrelevant one
sit back and ask yourself if boozing up 24/7, making cocktails of multiple liquors, energy drinks, and sodas, and making and drinking "meads" with hundreds of grams of sugar in them is more likely to have killed him, or some seeds

>>127480194
Goyslop is pretty good in doses. You can't deny that. But not like him.

Reunited with Puff, Mrs. Green, Alex A. and Homeboy Scotty

>>127480248
>But not like him.
never forget cobes took out a $15 loan to buy pizza
there will never be another slop-consoomer like him

>>127480225
The literal poison is probably more likely to be fatal. A death from the organ failure he's spent years brewing would not have been this sudden, he was the same as always just days ago.
You really look at him dying immediately after being sent food and poison and think it must just be a coincidence that this is when his bad habits catch up to him?

>>127480277
>coincidence that this is when his bad habits catch up to him?
quite literally yes
mid 30s is right about bang on where shitty lifestyles tend to catch up with people
what incentive would that goofy cunt have to kill him? doubly so when she left a video trail of doing it?
love josh but his body has been on its way to shutting down for years as it is

>>127480277
>Oh wow a guy who huffs duster was found not breathing with blue lips, there must have been some fucking conspiracy to poison him
Fucking retard.

>>127480299
>what incentive would that goofy cunt have to kill him?
She's crazy? Are you now denying that she sent it at all instead of just that it's what did him in?

>>127480312
>Are you now denying that she sent it at all
when I literally just said
>sure it's a fact, but a completely irrelevant one
you are beyond retarded and I'm done talking to you

>>127480319
So you admit that she DID send it and then ask what incentive she would have to send it?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LPyr-rBf1jw
rip

>>127481117
fuck man
I've never even mourned a celebrity death before but I never expected to for a lolcow
not to say I'm a quivering mess but I am sad, cobra wasn't a terrible person like most of them are

rip legend

>>127481117
I unironically cried. this sucks man

>>127479336
Max Resdefault.

>>127479257
Based.

>>127481117
Shit man, this is horrible.

How does one turn out like this?

>>127481617
Alcoholism

he was obsessed with ozzy, right?

>>127481393
kek

>>127481117
He caused this

My wand has become more powerful than you can even imagine

>>127480299
>mid 30s is right about bang on where shitty lifestyles tend to catch up with people
isn't that usually in the sense that you can see the lifestyle taking its toll, not that people drop dead unless it's something acute like an overdose

>>127479154
his father confirmed he is dead

>>127481773
alcoholism knocks decades off your life in and of itself
compound that with heavy smoking (tobacco and weed), inhalants, terrible diet (almost exclusively extremely unhealthy processed foods), and a day-in day-out sedentary lifestyle - he was worse off than the average alcoholic even

>>127480140
Lmao

>>127479336
Someonejohn

>>127479081 (OP)
>OZZY I'M COMING HOME!

>>127479081 (OP)
One of the few lolcows that people liked and didn't bully too badly. RIP to the Kang

>>127481961
his teeth were so good here

>Dad wants to take you to the doctor
>Instead he finds you dead

>>127482124
really useful post man good job

jfs■ is still alive like how peligro is still alive

>>127482160
nice another autistic namefaggot to filter

>>127479081 (OP)
F

https://tribune.com.pk/story/2562626/youtuber-kingcobrajfs-joshua-saunders-dies-at-34

WOW I AM STILL ALIVE MESHUGGAH WILL DO SHOWS WITH WEIRD AL

>>127479336
Robert Fripp

this kinda ruined my fuckin day. heard about it late last night when it was just a rumour. wake up to the Clint video. that was rough to get through.

been watching him for almost a decade now. saw him morph into a total slob recluse. but he had a weird charm to him and he was sincerely himself to a fault.

could have been any other lolcow and i wouldn't be feeling like this.

RIP Josh, he hopped on the fucking crazy train into the great beyond

>>127481891
>>127480319
>>127480299
Reddit trannies are trying to cover their tracks
Regardless of whether he was poisoned by NAL or not, he was poisoned by Reddit alogs sending him everclear every day for the last 6 months
There are logs, DoorDash receipts etcetra with your bank information on them
kiwi is coming for you, there is going to be a wrongful death lawsuit and you will be exposed, named, shamed and saddled with crippling debt
driven into the light for all the world to see
Better hope your opsec was on point, because otherwise you wont be able to work at a fucking popeyes without getting harassment. Every day, for the rest of your life

Ozzy's death hit him that hard? Damn. RIP

>>127482290
>imfuckingplying
I'm an observer, I don't interact with cows period
do think alogs should be killed however

>>127482290
>implying kiwiniggers aren't as complicit, if not more complicit
that shit deserved to get deplatformed and Null deserves his head bashed in with a rock

>>127482308
>cope
His father is on kiwifarms side, not the schizo redditors. Null is funding the legal action, and you will be fully exposed

>>127479081 (OP)
>bully person relentlessly
>he ends up dead
>"oh noes I feel bad"

>/tv/ jannies don't even give him a sticky
What the fuck happened to this site?

>>127481117
Why did 4chan have to take his son from him?

>>127482379
They’re gay for moving his thread to /bant/ but why would they give him a sticky?

bros...

>>127482290
>wrongful death
>they forced him to guzzle alcohol for a decade

F

>>127479336
DJ Qualls

>>127482290
>we all bullied a guy to death!
>should we learn a lesson? maybe stop?
>no let's bully even MORE people!

smdh

>>127482290
Cows are to be watched, not engaged with.

>>127479081 (OP)
>have a toast for josh today
>make it a combo
Clint actually got me a little misty eyed with that. This is most definitely not what's up. Hail Cobra.

F

>>127482379
On >>>/b/938781071

>>127482479
damn man, he may have looked like an ugly lesbian back then but he had so much energy and weird retard charisma. i like to think that in another timeline he got another job after Wendys and got his shit together a little bit. maybe got that car he always wanted to get (but he'd be an absolutely awful driver)

>>127479358
lel

>NAL poisoned him with rain lilly seeds
I know that swamp hag is behind this.

>>127479081 (OP)
That's not what's up toobz!

>>127479081 (OP)
Damn, RIP bro.

What’s his best album?

>>127482658
The Christmas album.

>>127482615
sure, random seeds in his gift package and not the daily liter of vodka for 10 years

>>127482743
People have been drinking for centuries and they don't just drop dead like that. It's the random seeds given.

>>127479465
oh my god, this is kind of fucking me up right now :(

>>127482743
>get sent highly poisonous seeds in a snack box
>suddenly display symptoms of poisoning
Just a kawinkydink :^)

>>127482743
the poisoning is the reddit narrative so they have justification to harass someone else now that cobra's gone
cobra's been an alcoholic for years, and his dad said his already bad alcoholism got worse when ozzy died

>>127482689
the christmas album is legit very funny and lighthearted. any other albums where he's trying to be a "serious artist" are literally unlistenable outsider music type garbage. amusing for a minute or two but then you realize there's almost another hour to get through lol.

he said recently he was doing an album of AI slop music. hopefully that gets released posthumously even though it's probably complete crap

>>127479081 (OP)
>ends his dry spell
>gets murdered
It happens

>>127482925
>gets laid way more than /mu/

Based.

>>127482882
This is the kiwifag deflection angle. Acting like they didn't have their own alogs that harassed Josh.

>>127483100
the fact that you're calling him "josh" reveals how overinvested you are
you did not know him lil bro

>>127483114
bro...this guy literally posted multiple times a week about what was going on in his life for like 15 years or something like that. the viewers did know him lol

>>127483160
no you didn't you parasocial freak
you're the exact type of person who doordashes alcohol to an alcoholic because you think he's your friend

>>127483114
I didn't say I knew him. I said he blocked me on his channel once.

>get a load of this lolcow amirite?
You all murdered him.

>>127483174
When's the last time someone doordashed you alcohol? Yeah, thought so.

>>127483174
wrong on all accounts bud but alright

>>127483204
I don't even drink

>>127483114
>>127483174
Nice projection bro. The guy with reddit screenshots on a crusade against a lolcows trolls is definitely not overinvested or anything bro. Totally don't even know the guy's name bro.

RIP Geordie Greep
he was looking haggard lately what happened

>>127483238
knowing his name =/= acting like you were on a first name basis with him
normal people just call him cobes or cobra
(pic related, it's you)

>>127483249
/mu/ killed him

>>127483257
Methalyzer would be an okay band name.

>>127483257
Lmao normal people don't get involved in this shit at all bro. The fact that you're even posting about him means you're no better than anybody else itt bro. Nice selfie btw.

>>127483310
>n-no u!
concession accepted retard
go find a new e-figure to pretend you're friends with

>>127483320
>concession accepted
The last cope of the retard with no arguments. Keep on posting those reddit screenshots to prove how uninvested you are. People definitely believe you.

>>127483216
You one of them muslamic fellas? Strange lot but you know how to cook the fuck out of spiced meat I'll give you that

>>127479081 (OP)
I shid

>>127479081 (OP)
I just went to do what I thought was a huge fart and now my chair and my trousers are covered in bubbling hot liquid brown shit. I can feel it dripping down my legs. Christ, it's all squelchy. This is not what I agreed to. No sir.

>>127481117
F

>>127479081 (OP)
>>127479257
qrd?

>>127479081 (OP)
He ate a bag of food from Wendy's that had sat outside for 3 days in massive heat, on stream. It was the new taquis chicken burger and a side. The next day he went online for a minute and shared that he was having liquid come out of every orifice all night and felt extremely ill. He looked terrible. I'm pretty sure he died of untreated food poisoning. What a lame way to go out though.

>>127483503
F

>>127483779
I agree. Everyone thought he had an insane immune system but eating days-old meat sitting at room temperature will absolutely wreck anyone.

has anyone checked on the hampow bros lately

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wkoiN0Gq-hw
Kino

>>127483503
dumb frogposter

So who killed him?

>>127479081 (OP)
I don't care at all about this 'lolcow' you guys bullied into an early grave. Obviously you are all horrible people and should feel incredibly guilty about the part you played in his death but that's really of no interest to me. Why is this on /mu/?

>>127484131
He was a musician.

>>127484131
I never bullied him, I'd watched his vids once in awhile that's it.

>>127484072
i miss when he did shitty guitar playing videos, shitty karaoke/cover videos, and shitty rapping videos especially. towards the end he would rarely do any of these which i find pretty sad since he had a passion for music

>>127484121
Circumstances

It's impressive that Cobes never had ANY real controversy. He stayed to himself for the most part. Wasn't a pederast, didn't stalk chicks, didn't fuck his mom, didn't beat up his family or random people. He just did what he did. Respect TWU

>>127480174
If that's true, then I want that ugly freak jessica, to burn alive in a pot of boiling shit.

>>127484264
he mostly just said creepy shit to himself uncontrollably. but he never acted on any of it.

worst thing he did was cheat on his gf with some crackhead bitch. and he got arrested at the family christmas party for being belligerently drunk.

That faggot Cyraxx already trying to exploit Cobes death for his own personal gain.

The Clint video was hard to watch. He clearly loved Josh deeply despite his troubles. You should never have to bury your own children.

>>127484131
He was a guitarist, singer, songwriter

My disappointment was immeasurable and my day is ruined. Blasting Sabbath in his honor.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ymmAJIm_QC4

>>127484367
they should run a parade on Lloyd Street when that little piece of shit dies. everyone fucking hates him.

>>127484394
yeah, especially towards the end when he's doing Josh's catchphrases and barely keeping it together. just brutal

>>127484616
good man

Captcha: 420H4

>>127479081 (OP)
>>127481117
Heartwrenching stuff
RIP King Cobra ;__;

>>127479081 (OP)

Reminder: EVH didn't get a sticky either

>>127479081 (OP)
american "whites" truly have such subhuman facial features

Fuck Rape, this sucks

>>127483779
Its funny how people are coming up with all these ways of how he died and ignoring the obvious that his liver gave out from binge drinking literally every day

>>127485212
i'm sure that isn't at all the reason if his last video was any indication
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eppxkr9NKZE

>>127485325
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hsGcU8pbh-w

>>127485026
There’s a sticky on /b/

>>127485425
Nah it was the heckin seeds that you would need to consume thousands of to be fatal, not the years of alcoholism catching up

Farewell King
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8Nzy1cfnKh4

Any normal person would have gone to ER. It literally took his father to convince him to go to the doctor but it was too late

>>127485786
Maybe Ozzy's death was the final straw and he completely gave up

He gets sent rain lily seeds:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UdpX8a2Cq9U

Symptoms of rain lily poisoning:
https://www.picturethisai.com/toxic/Zephyranthes_candida.html

His last vid:
>>127485425

I mean come on. The police better at least look into this.

>>127485786
cobra was not normal by any means

>>127485826
definitely a factor. he put out the impression that while he was obviously heartbroken about ozzy dying that he would keep on going but i'm sure it's literally all he thought about since he is an autist and that fueled his self-destruction even harder

>>127485826
His father did say his drinking got worse after he died, even if he didn't intend to die he wasn't really putting much effort into self preservation. Its not like he ever really has

>>127485837
Could also be fatal food poisoning
>Poor health already
>Shitting and vomiting
>Prbly not enough strenght to rehydrate
>Heart gives out

>>127485837
Bring this back to whatever gossip site you came from, no one cares about your armchair detective work.

>better at least look into this.
Its called an autopsy

>>127485865
yeah, but the timing is weird.

>>127485837
Look up the symptoms of liver failure, they were happening way before whatever meme shit this is. Some chick that finds him genuinely funny shows him actual kindness and now she's getting harassed by internet incels who go schizophrenic with conspiracy theories about how he died despite it being incredibly obvious why he did.

Seen about a thousand posts with this guy over the years but never actually watched any of his videos. Can you guys post some so I can get the jyst

>>127485942
>Some chick that finds him genuinely funny shows him actual kindness

Newfag. NAL is easily the worst thing that ever happened to Josh. She's gloating happy as shit on her channel right now

>>127486021
You guys are so out of touch with reality

>>127486052
nta but NAL was legitimately horrible for him
she would always encourage him to drink more and more even when he was sloshed, she was trying to control him and make him go live at times, and she would encourage viewers to doordash shit because she wanted it even if cobes didn't like it
that's without getting into the constant fights they had on their streams independently, including the one where she recorded him with a gun threatening to kill himself

>>127486052
you must not know anything about her lol

she is a total piece of shit person but i'm not convinced she tried to kill him.

>>127479081 (OP)
Americans are so damn ugly

>>127486150
post face

>>127485942
isn't it legit a bit odd though, rain lily is listed as toxic, what were the seeds even for considering i don't think he was into botany
if he thought them edible maybe it was too much for his already overtaxed liver

>>127486195
isn't it a bit odd to record yourself attempting to poison someone and then upload it on the internet?
nah not at all, definitely more likely that that's what happened and not years and years of chronic alcoholism, tobacco smoking, and rotting in a chair

Can someone give me a quick rundown of this guy?

>>127486212
>isn't it a bit odd to record yourself attempting to poison someone and then upload it on the internet?
yea but no more so than putting seeds of some random toxic plant in your care package in the first place, maybe she also thought them edible but for whatever reason she did include them
>Even just a few seeds could trigger life-threatening reactions in someone with severe liver disease.
says aisloppa

>>127486267
he was just a weird white trash fake goth autist kid with a lot of funny quirks and mannerisms who started uploading in the early 2010s. he loved ozzy and cradle of filth among other things. over the years he consumed lots of drugs and made many videos chronicling his life. a large community of fans/haters formed around him and his content. over time he spiraled from drug use and became a wet brain sloshy version of his former self. his dad found him dead in his trailer a night or two ago after he made a facebook video complaining about how he felt very sick and was in a lot of pain. and today the internet has mourned.

>>127486267
King Cobra JFS
Joshua Fay Saunders
He was a goth badboy Rockstar and Ozzy Osbornes biggest fan.
He loved black and green.
Smoking tobacco
Drinking heavily
Huffing duster
He made Harry Potter wands from sticks and used them to control the weather and traffic lights.
He made drink.combos and food hacks
He made Gothic shrieking music that was sick as fuck using "spooky tuning" to hide the fact that he couldn't play guitar.
He was patriotic for several years and loved his dad and the 4th of July and Halloween.
He was straight for of-age pussy.
Long love Ozzy mother fucker
That's
What's
Up

>>127486331
Circle of protection on Cobra's family
So mote it be in the witches circle.
Fuck suicide
Fuck sickos
Fuck rape
Long love ozzy mother fucker

>>127486267
He was an ozzy osbourne-loving youtuber that a bunch of kiwifarmers, 4channers and redditors all joined together to murder

>>127481656
He was Ozzy's biggest fan

>>127482290
We're all hurting over the loss of our internet bro, Cobra, dood.
That doesn't mean anyone is at fault

>>127479081 (OP)
STICKY THIS SHIT

RIP

>>127479257
qft. most on this website are just as strange. if not, stranger. never ceases to amaze me how these people are just incapable of taking a look in the mirror.

>>127486155
Guaranteed brown

>Released 20 music albums
>Spent all day drinking and smoking
>Had a groupie
>Thousands of fans currently grieving over him
He was the pigpen of our time, the last real rockstar

>>127481656
Yeah, the amount of drinking he was doing to grieve was what killed him

>>127479081 (OP)
What's your favorite Cobra song?
Mine is...

>Drink Beer

https://youtube.com/watch?v=P3L7GnB6wKY&pp=ygUbS2luZyBjb2JyYSByZWJlbCByZXZvbHV0aW9u&t=32m50s

>last video

Fuck
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eppxkr9NKZE

it was only a matter of time, bros. no man can withstand day after day of the dank grub he stuffed in his gob and live to tell the tale.

>>127486708
his last one was on facebook, when he got sick

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6__eq2-JZck

>>127485942
Retard

How do you save someone in this mental state? Is it even possible?

>>127485731
It's so cobever....

>>127482595
He wouldn't be an awful driver. He'd be someone who crashes immediately and can't pass the drivers test.
He was legally blind he can't see past 5 feet.

>>127485026
Yes he did

>>127487261
Fart

>>127484291
>he got arrested at the family christmas party for being belligerently drunk.
I mean we've all been there.

>>127486331
twu

Been listening to this all day thinking of him. Rest In Peace Josh. Fuck the troles and hail Satan
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DRNT69NN1Yc

>>127487087
>the part where Clink chokes through dropping classic Cobez lines
I feel horrible for Clint

>>127479336
Clumpy

>>127484131
I killed him

Once I seen him drinking Everclear I knew it was over. He was drinking suicidal levels even before Ozzy died but he must have spiraled after that.

Also he was receiving a lot of the alcohol from people that would just send it to him. Sending everclear to an alcoholic is diabolical

fucking 95% alcohol and toward the end his cups seem to be more everclear than whatever mix he was using

>>127491073
I've got a feeling he probably died from alcohol withdrawal.

You better not be rocking out in heaven, BOY

>>127491452
wtf he is actually amazing at guitar, he could have easily joined a band

>>127479081 (OP)
Nudes?

>>127491388
If nobody is around when you start having seizures, r.i.p.

>>127491514
He has over a dozen studio albums troll, he was way beyond "joining a band"

wait, is he really dedge?

Clint needs to be investigated for this.

The boy was in perfect health.

You guys quitting alcohol after this?

>>127491807
fuck no, downing a litre o' vodka in the boy's memory
RIP
Hope he meets Ozzy in hell.

>>127491807
No Im drinking more now because you don't know how long you have left

Shant be eating any 3 day old doordashed chicken though

>>127479081 (OP)
Holy fuck RIP Cobes
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0Ly4611uL6Q
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sqVpwBIIhDY

cobes dying is even sadder than Ellen not showing up to his funeral

>>127491576
Yes...unfortunately

>>127491451
>Heaven

Bullshit. Josh is in Hell, having turned into a Cobra demon by Satan so he can torture assholes for eternity. Get buh-locked troll!

>>127479081 (OP)
F

>>127479081 (OP)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gE1YDgO8awg

>>127483503
Big F

he waited patiently and it came
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PsPIjD_QYaU

wtf I just learned this dude was from my town, I think ive even seen this dude darting around on an e-bike with a green helmet. I remember thinking about him when ozzy died because he was always in sabbath shirts

>>127483503
F anon's trousers

>>127479465
watching this guy is like rewatching the last few months with my dad

>>127491906
Who’s ellen? ellen degeneres? Don’t know her doodt

>>127479465
This might be the best version of this song for me. Cash had already lived a full life as a rich man when he released his cover. Cobes really lived those lyrics. He hurt himself every day and it killed him when he was still a young man

>>127480225
He was in poor health, but if he consumed those seeds that may have been what finally did him in.

Like Floyd had pre-existing heart problems, but consuming the baggie of drugs triggered a fatal cardiac event

Poured some drinks in honor of him last night and ended up breaking my fucking toe

The seed shit doesn't make any sense, its mostly incels spreading the rumor as an excuse to harass his ex

>>127498681
Have you seen all her recent videos mocking his death?

>>127498969
That isn't happening you schizo

>>127499086
That's her latest post from today

https://youtube.com/shorts/wrbf96fRbqQ

And one right after his death was announced

https://youtube.com/shorts/YsEhmDi8Hr4

>>127499164
>crazy hag says crazy shit
wow!

>>127499164
How is this mocking his death? You are delusional

>>127499376
>>127499274
You are actually retarded or trolling. In case you're just a retard. Her posting a random old video of a snake in the fridge is a reference to Cobra now being a "snake in the fridge" at the morgue.

>>127499491
Its a joke, you guys are so socially inept

https://youtu.be/0IIDl4iMIoM

I've seen your face a 1000 times...

>>127491514
lol nah

>>127482290
Bravo. Exactly

>>127486447
About time someone said it

He acted like a role model for lolcows, just an over all fun guy

Ironic thing is he always talked about how many fans he had and how he was a famous youtuber, but everyone scoffed at it and acted like he was delusional, but now that he dies I see more sad posts about his passing than almost any other celebrity

Guess he was that big dawg the entire time

>>127503506
He legit faked it 'till he made it, bless him.
I never cared much about celebrities but Josh was just an authentic character beaten down by a world he was never going to be ready for. A lot of us who watched him saw a lot of ourselves in him, and it was always a rich matrix of laughing at and with. I dunno if anyone alive is capable of giving the kind of honest laughs he did with his antics, and even if he was a questionable guy on a lot of levels, it was an authentic and soulful piece of Americana we lost, and my life feels smaller and sadder now.

His so-called fans are just as responsible for his death as his trolls. He died just as he lived, not understanding what was happening to him while people watched.

Hardly a "lolcow", he felt like someone making youtube vidoes in 2007, frozen in time and genuine about it

NAL posted this. The cunt definitely knew what she was doing.

>>127504499
sauce?

>>127479081 (OP)
Requiescat in pace.

>>127479369
game overeater

>>127504499
why would she post that even if she did it, looks more like some outsider larping as her

>>127504465
How is he not a lolcow? He's been lulled into deadly alcoholism by redditors and swatted multiple times. Even Chris Chan is still alive.

>>127485786
That's what scares me because I'd probably tough it out to and wake up dead

>>127486013
His doc Gothic cobra from puke 2014 is a good look into his earlier life before he became a shut in

>>127506518
yes the redditors forced his mouth open and poured alcohol down it for his entire adult life

This dude was the GG Allen of terminally online losers, he pretty much lived the rockstar life as much as a NEET shutin could.

>>127486331
TMDWU

>>127506869
they sent an alcoholic a bottle of everclear every day from doordash. cobes couldn't say no to that.

The thing that really makes me think is he literally hated alcohol and couldn't stand the taste, like that famous video of him taking a shot of whiskey and drooling all over. That's why he mixed it with all kinds of shit. Even then he would still recoil then say "yep that's the stuff". So fucking weird, I mean I don't like alcohol either so I don't drink it. I never thought there could be an alcoholic that physically couldn't stand it, guess he was addicted to the chemical side of it.

>>127507502
No one drinks alcohol for the taste retard.

>>127507502
The alcohol probably burned his rotting gums.

>>127507787
Those poor bastard gums really only got that bad in the final years though. Like the food that needed to stay on the counter for 12h to cool off to not upset them. I have a tooth that needs a root canal that is mostly numb but sometimes I can feel it pulsating a bit and is kinda sensitive to hot/cold and it's annoying as fuck. I cannot imagine what it must have been like to have the entire set of front teeth rotting and breaking off.

>>127507502
he chose to be perpetually high. he tried putting on a tough guy act while drinking anything hard but no one ever bought it lol. he was definitely more of a "slam 20+ light beers" kinda boglim

>>127479257
>no one could save him
>you're all cruel for just watching it
huh?

>>127507566

I do. I love it.

>>127508552
Nah you like fruity queer drinks or beer.

>>127480310
Have you seen videos of Jessica? Do you really think she isn't capable of poisoning? Not to mention it is a fact she sent highly toxic seeds in a package of snacks.

>>127481617
His father said, he was bullied his whole life, online and offline, not surprising really.

I know Jessica is a disgusting ugly psychotic hag witch who threatened to kill Josh with an eight dollar machete and cut off his penis but she would never ever intentionally poison him. Come on guys get real.

>>127479081 (OP)
rest in power josh
rest in power ozzy
rest in power puff

>>127504499
that's just some random reddit poster
https://www.reddit.com/r/mostdefnotwhatsup/comments/1mx8ihz/comment/na36gx5/

>>127481617
>>127509153
He has FAS.

I don't think this has ever been said out loud, but it's obvious.

The shape of his head, the impaired / impulsive decision making, the slightly off and rotund body.
His dad hooked up with a floozy that drank while pregnant and dipped after he was born.

I hate to use the term "normal", but people with FAS can often present like they're normal. They're actually often very likeable and sociable (there's a lack of neuroticism.

The result is a man walking around picking up sticks for his wand business that meets random vagrants and drug addicts that convince him to let him sleep on his couch for 3 months.

>>127479465
Ride the lightning, gothic cowboy.

>>127486267
Bullied kid who sank into his persona rather than fit in with Wyoming normals. Selling wands on etsy, mixing drinks and home brewing, songwriter, magic user. There are a lot of off the rails characters that got on his streams.

>>127510224
A lot of the time, Cobra was pissed because he was having trouble understanding if people are fucking with him. Other times it did seem like he was hip to the act. He was willing to have a laugh about some of his qualities that dive people nuts.

Then NAL comes along to make him look well-adjusted in every way.

Was he really 80% British and had viking heritage?

Would (You) have passed Cobra's strict QC, anon?

>>127516714

What's a chimo?

>>127486195
This. What exactly was her reasoning for including those seeds. What did she think Cobes would do with them. Plant them? Of fucking course he wouldn’t. He never goes outside and he’s not into indoor plants – and she knows this. So, I’ll ask again, WHY did she send him those seeds?

>>127516729
Child molester

>>127479081 (OP)
Rip josh, let's make this the top thread on mu, Josh needs to own these kpoopers sad little lives

>>127519858
almost 300 replies is definitely what's up

>>127516714
>no trolls
I'm afraid not

what have you all been blasting lately in memoriam?

Bacon Bits & Country Crock

>>127520097
cobra cantina and piss in a box

>>127516952
She sucks, but the boy could drop into septic shock at any moment from his dental or any other unmanaged medical condition.

Rarely is there such a perfect example of zoomers trying to ape a 4chan culture that never existed. Such pitiful fucking attempts to fit in.

>being this desperate for (you)s
lol. lmao even.

>>127516952
>So, I’ll ask again, WHY did she send him those seeds?
i also wonder, but i don't think this is the best place to get an answer, unfortunately.

saw her boxing video and she mentions the seeds, but nothing about why or what cobes was supposed to do with them

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vDyBwEnhIpU
RIP

his feet were massively swollen and red. and they had been that way for months. idk how clint missed that. he needed to send his little retard boglim to the doctor

>>127479081 (OP)
goodnight, sweet prince

Who else could give us iconic lines such as "Hold the phone Sylvester Stallone" "Messy, greasy, packed with flavor" "The pipe-smoking burger aficionado" and "Well that's Rick Ross for you"?

I was surprised Cobra died so suddenly. He was unfortunately too retarded to recognize the signs that his own body was failing, which makes me think he had some sort of health issue he'd been ignoring for some time until he was literally dying.

>>127479081 (OP)
he's up in the sky now making another one of his festering mead abominations and slapping completely random piles of goyslop together with the big man in the clouds. rip cobes.

>>127522294
it is what it is, tubes

>>127479081 (OP)
I for one blame his death on the blacks

>>127509278
meds

>>127522657
He was complaining about issues for a while, he probably was being willfully ignorant rather than taking responsibility and visiting a doctor. Part of him wanted to die but didn't want to actually go through with suicide