Thread 127497730

Rat recs edish

BLASTINGS

early thread

>>127497758
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_Ij6w3kfw0A&pp=ygUKdG94aWMgcGlzcw%3D%3D

Is this bleep?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xlOe5VbwBjA

>>127497758
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hZf8Guu82yM

>>127497773
This is the gayest shit ever but I'll allow it because I'm pretty fuckin gay myself

the stupid endless bickering makes me chuckle t b h

Ozzy being dead hurts a lot

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=d4Yci7e8gqo&list=OLAK5uy_lHluh2EZxP9cQBgPIu1cvCFLPX3fhBvV8

>>127497865
I was sad at first but then I realized he's finally free from Sharon and reunited with Randy

>>127497874
Sharon is a saint
Rowdy Roads was a fucking asshole

>>127497883
This but the opposite

>>127497874
Sharon is hot

>>127497893
Sharon
>saved Ozzy from himself, raised his kids, was always on his side
Randers
>played guitar and drank and took drugs

Wow, yeah

>>127497893
Shape-shifting reptilians are cold-blooded and have difficulty maintaining a cool body temperature in human form, especially under pounds of make-up

>>127497903
retard

Hate to admit it, but Kelly Osbourne was my first crush. I often made scenarios up in my head where I would take Kelly to the movies or maybe have a nice picknick. I evem had a Kelly Tulpa for a few years. That all stopped when I found out she was dating that Slipknot retard.

>>127497928
bruh

>>127497943
She is a goddess, her along with Timberly killed millions of my future children.

>>127497943
she's hot
your point?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-tn6DrkMAuI&list=OLAK5uy_ne8YcfE52LfPsSUVuVk68CcH2e3tD2nkU

>>127497801
We love footwork combined with breaks here.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3Ojgntuhkdc

my band will save metal

>>127497982
can't save what's already dead

>>127497952
>>127497928
>Kelly
Best part of this Troony, is I don't even know who you are talking about. God damn I love being me, imagine actually knowing who any of these irrelevant celebs are.

>"...what? Metal?"
>*laughs and walks away*
how do you respond without sounding mad

>>127497758
Liturgy (the based one)

What what the rodent split so quickly anyways? Was expecting his usual spam after his announcement.

>>127498028
Ask myself why I was speaking with a bicycle collector to begin with.

miss this 'lil nigga like you wouldn't believe

Kill yourselves

>>127498057
What if we did
Would you feel bad?

Pozzy's death was a benefit to metal and the planet as a whole.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XzulxWjcK40

>>127497984
metal was never more alive than nowadays

Why is every Saturday thread like this? Couple of queers.

>>127497988
pretending to be ignorant won't make you cool

>>127498071
Hecker found employment at the local gas-station and now has to fit all his weekly shitposting into the weekend

>>127498070
Metal died a long time ago
Its retarded cousin Metalcore has been pretending to be as cool, but everyone sees through the act and can tell Metalcore is just a lame retard

>>127498079
>pretending
Imagine this having to be the last line defense for the celeb-obsessed, literally he can't even IMAGINE someone not knowing who these irrelevant literally whos are.

When I say /shredd1t/ are background characters, this stuff is exactly what I mean.

>>127498084
>Metal died a long time ago
I hate you fags almost as much as I hate the normalfags that think metal is for releasing anger

>>127497758
Taking a leak in the Finnish woods while being very muscular core

>>127498105
>posts a meme referencing an album from 1985
Metal died a long time ago

>>127498105
No one likes you or your stupid gay memes.

>>127498115
>swole Wojak fapping innawoods

>>127498095
on second thought I admit you are right
you don't even ike or listen to metal, of course you don't know the daughter of one of the most famous guys in metal

>>127498071
Trannypopper works hard under her manager's desk as his personal gas pump, but shes skilled enough to use only her head, leaving her hands free to post here 16 hours a day on her iphone. Everyone else has enough of a life to not be here till 2 am every night and only shows up on the weekend.

>>127498134
>you don't know Pozzy's entire family tree!?!?!?!?!?!? You must not listen to MUSIC.
This is your mindset as a background celeb orbitor, TOP KEK.

>>127498134
He's literally proud of being too fucking dumb to read that the last name was right there lol

>>127498140
What does this off-topic post have to do with metal?

>>127498158
Whoops, meant to reply to >>127498083

>Fill`er up, greasemonkey!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7wRHBLwpASw&pp=ygUGenogdG9w

>>127498140
>

I know its literally 2 am in Germany right now, but my current partner Ahmet from Turkey is coming back in an hour and needs me to keep him company. Sucks, but I guess I'll have to stay here and post some more kpop images.

>>127498211
Right, unleaded

>>127498211
I that Jinzy?

>>127498071
cuz every hour of the day on a saturday is the hector vs linus power hour
atp they've probably communicated with each other about which homeless norweigan meth addict invented black metal more than they have with anyone in their own families

>>127498211
Yeji got BLACKED???

>>127498223
>Right, unleaded
Oh, you preferred the men on the right in that video? I'm sure you would want to have him pump you full, just like how my Anatolian boyfriend does each night after I spend my entire day posting kpop images here.

and krvsty again shows up out of NOWHERE

>>127498251
Negru = Bongman = krvsty = Hector
it's all one schizo mastermind juggling multiple personalities

>>127498236
>hector vs linus
Love how Kucky shows up just to embarrass himself and show how out of touch he is with the general.

>>127498244
Right on son, here's a nickel. Make those rims shine like diamonds.

>>127498211
>>127498244
https://strawpoll.com/jVyG2X1Q8Z7

you are all morons

>>127498262
>Right on son, here's a nickel. Make those rims shine like diamonds.
Whoops, meant to reply to >>127498083, love it when that German sissy gives me the ol elbow grease is you know what I mean hehe.

>>127498260
>NOOOOOO WHY AREN'T YOU UP TO DATE WITH THE SCHIZOS IN SOME LITERAL WHO GENERAL
lmfao and you are the one talking about not spending your whole life here

RIP Ozzy
RIP KingCobra

>>127498295
Never knew these guys died, thank you for the clique update

I don't like Tony Martin era of Black Sabbath. Not one banger

>>127498305
Your mum's a banger. A banger of dogs LOL

>>127498305
Headless Cross is GOAT'd

>>127498291
>SOME LITERAL WHO GENERAL
This is the world famous shitheap known as /shreddit/ though?

When the retarded shitflinging starts, I just look at pictures of my metalfu
pic related

>>127498316
Bet your underwear smells like rotting shrimp.

>>127498327
Local antifas have lost feet within the fleshly chasms of hector's bulging gunt

>>127498324
imagine her sitting on your face

>>127498352
BRRRRRRRRRRRRRRAAAAAAAAAAAAAPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPP

>>127498352
>>127498361
>her face when

so far, anything good from this year?

This is a good EP

>Yeah, trust us babe, your lead single music video for your 1st solo album should definitely have a shot of you in a push-up bra
>it just does ok???

>>127498394
what if the band was all black guys and it was called nigga mortis

>>127498394
looks like a /metal/ meetup

>>127498387
Yes. Shan't be sharing it with THIS thread however.

Fuck this shit man

>>127498438
Death valley?

>>127498446
>even hotter than Death Valley
desert metal for this feel?

>>127498446
rolling 4 phoenix
>>127498387
i'm listening to this and like it so far
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=icB-my5uwzU

>>127498438
>>127498452
how about you use civilized units?

A band releases an album and Black Metal Promotion uploads it, 13K views
Next release a year later from same band on their own channel, 78 views

>>127498476
>0°C weather
>fairly cold
>100°C weather
>all life on Earth dead

Wow, nice fuckin thermometer you got there

>>127498498
>1 kg
too small for human weight
>1000 kg
too large for human weight
I can be a retard too

Are we ready to discuss the fact that Neige’s vocals on Dueil angoisseus are the worst thing ever recorded and completely ruin the song?

>>127498515
>100°C
>1000kg
Nice try

>>127498515
>too small for human weight
perfect barbell for (You)

Holy based on every single level

>>127498567
MYSTERY NIGGAS

>>127498564
>muh lifting
enjoy wasting your time lifting things and putting them down, I'd rather further my general knowedge

>>127498570
kek

>further my knowledge
>on /meal/

>>127498572
leave the hall

On rotation this evening:
>Razor - Violent Restitution
>Mastodon - Crack the Skye
Never listened to either of these but they're both massively hyped up so shit should be interesting.
Also I want to point out the fact Epica majorly fucking sucks and the fact that Simone is a 10/10 goddess doesn't make up for horrendous songwriting.

>corsette hags with their flab held tightly contained waiting to explode everywhere
The castle rat queen I hope starts a new trend and we can put the hags to bed.

>>127498689
>doesn't like soaring, operatic vocals accompanied by a literal symphonic orchestra, which manages to take backseat to metal riffing
>doesn't like huge mommy milkers spilling out of corsettes

>>127498724
>the symphonic orchestra:

Hmmm...

Within Temptation are pretty much the only corsetcore band out there. Well, *metal* corsetcore anyways – Evanescence are really damn good but they straddle nu-metal at best.

>>127498770
*the only good corsetcore band out there (imo)

>>127498778
They've been radio rock garbage for 2 decades

>>127498794
What the fuck

>>127497730 (OP)
>Rat
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=27NMF6u14DU have some cheese Ratt

>>127498815
R I F F S
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=R_TAHElTp3g&list=RDR_TAHElTp3g&start_radio=1&ab_channel=Ratt-Topic

>>127497874
>reunited with Randy
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RrECR8daZPg

Castle Rat

Industry Plant

>>127498794
Their last good album was in 2011 but yeah my point still stands, the majority of the genre sucks.

>>127498829
posted wrong gif, my bad

why is it always the weirdos who are into eupm

>>127498869
This movie was such shit. I don't get what the hype is about.

>>127498869
>>>127497874
>>reunited with Randy
yes, you absolutely do know what you're talking about https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1tGt3yefz4M

>>127498724
>huge

>>127498901
those are IRL big anime tiddies

>>127498907
they aren't even big let alone huge
it's just a push up bra

>>127498939
>it's just a push up bra
anon... remind me what meme genre they play

based or cringe?

symphonic crust punk

>>127498952
Wankmaster General

Satanic Warmaster General

cuddling under the sheets with Werwolf

>>127499057
>all that soft, white skin
Vgh...Finnish twinks must be protected at all costs!

>>127499075
why do you faggots call everyone a twink who isn't 300 lbs

>>127499075
>twink
look at those curves tho

>>127497758
Only on the first song and this already sucks.

>>127499132
It's /mu/-core

>>127499132
The number 1 rule I learned about prog metal is that if it isn't Symphony X, it sucks

>>127498832
Correct.

>>127499146
I wasn't aware Mastodon were considered prog.

>>127499182
Well now you are
and modern prog is gay

>>127499191
You're gay, you fucking guy.

>>127499256
Flower metal gay or Sleep Token gay?

>>127499278
What the fuck is flower metal?

>>127499282
stupid fucking zoomer doesn't even know meme tags from the yesteryear
I bet you also have no clue what norsecore is

Wolves in the Throne Room

night

Serbiacore

>>127497768
So creepy looking

finna heem

>>127499349
Day

>>127499132
Not metal

Ky-voom

Where the fuck is /prog/
I don't wanna hang out with you queers

>>127497768
Is this a Korean wtf

>>127499635
You mean /xxr/

>>127497758
https://youtu.be/6rE8b5_8hfs

MODS

>>127497758
he seems sad :(

>>127500209
hahaha real metalfag

What are some “barely not metalcore” bands

blackened stoner sludge

let's face it, that was metal

>>127498394
>>127498431
me on the left

>>127498567
>>127498570
I was just thinking about this earlier today

>>127500209
She is 16, says /pol/

>>127500426
liar

This is pretty fucking awesome
https://youtu.be/IBMVGwZYtBQ

>>127499005
Amebix put symphonics on the version of Chain Reaction on Redux
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=t46_3S5h0SI

>>127500256
This really starts off strong

Currently blasting Nirvana.

>>127497758
>>127497758
It's up
https://youtu.be/S5LEm21t5_o?si=x3GtTwOVdTjAnzcE

The wolves in the throne room just roke up

Day of the Rope - Glorious Victory Through the Triumph of War
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mDm6xfddjVY

>>127500757
And they're gay and have AIDS (also they're albino).

>>127500312
elaborate

>>127500771
Just your typical wolves

>>127500904
Shreddit IQ strikes again

Thompson

>>127499132
their 2000s post-sludge peak was Leviathan and their discog peak was Blood Mountain, everything after BESIDES THE HUNTER (the song not the album) is trash not worth listening to

>>127501099
I'm both retarded and high I meant to say The Curl of the Burl I forgot the name of the song

>>127501099
Once More 'Round the Sun is their last good album.

>>127501185
keep telling yourself that you gutslut

for me it's
Dissonant Thrash Metal
Technical Sludge Metal
Progressive Nu Metal
Avant-Garde Doom Metal
Atmospheric Groove Metal
Depressive Suicidal Death Metal

>>127501390
A ratthew classic

>>127501340
Vector
Car Bomb
"3 Dolla Bill Yall" by the Limp, pimp
Ved Buens Ende

NEXT!
Meshuggah
And apparently The Black Dahlia Murder

>>127497758
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aUuTL0lI65w

>>127501405
>>127501415
Thank you for the cliquespam.

>>127497758
Mornin' /meal/

>>127501495
Did you just rake up?

>>127501588
That's a scythe, not a rake. Are you stupid?

>>127501588
Been roked upwards bout two hours ago

>>127497773
wtf i love bleep now

>>127501712
Terrible tune lmao

Is this bleep?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=q1qeQgI8NJ4

>>127501760
Boring but yeah

Aesthetically, this is black metal: vocals are reminiscent of Dead and Quorthon's screeches, the guitars are distorted and drenched in reverb Burzum style, the drummer utilizes a blast beat and plays in busy rhythms, and the band's logo and lyrics reek of black metal.

The music itself however, is typical speed/death metal riff hybrids that at best remind of a riff that wasn't good enough to be on Carnage's Dark Recollections and at worst, Entombed rhythms in harmonic minor chord voicings.

This is stocky, rigid, rhythmic 'bounce black metal' like Satyricon, Ulver, early Dimmu Borgir, Therion and later day Immortal.

The Somberliar is not black metal.
Speed metal dressed up to appear like death metal, itself dressed up to appear like black metal. The songs don't develop in any meaningful way, being nothing more than groove riff after groove riff interrupted by blasting or thrashing on rare occasions to remind you they're speed death black metal. Without any sense of song craft or theme being elaborated upon in the music, The Somberliar quickly devolves into a garbage plate of generic mosh fare that might be fun to see live if you're drunk, deaf and incontinent.

>>127501979
Is this Castle Rat
https://youtu.be/-DX8DoxNlM0?si=wTFsZGjZDVR3AZGg

>>127501993
Yes

>>127498794
Sorry i had to laugh at that.

>>127502036
I've actually seen castle rat live and can't remember anything about the music, rat had a nice ass, tho. So it really might as well be.

>>127502077
Metal will never die!!!

>>127501956
Nobody cares about this dumb Sombreroler album

Is this kino?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NmPiESr7s-Q

Summoning Bongman

>>127502138
Correct

black metal doesn't get better than this

List of Metal Genres sorted by 2025 popularity. festival presence, streaming, etc*

1. Metalcore
2. Nu-Metal
3. Death Metal
4. Black Metal
5. Thrash Metal
6. Progressive Metal
7. Doom Metal
8. Power Metal
9. Symphonic Metal
10. Folk Metal

Metal and subgenres are the 6th most popular genre of 2025 and is the fast growing.*

*take with a grain of salt.

List of Metal Genres sorted by 2025 popularity. festival presence, streaming, etc*

1. Metalcore
2. Nu-Metal*
3. Death Metal
4. Black Metal
5. Thrash Metal
6. Progressive Metal
7. Doom Metal
8. Power Metal
9. Symphonic Metal
10. Folk Metal

Metal and it's subgenres are the 6th most popular genre of 2025 and are the fastest growing.*

*take with a grain of salt.

List of Metal Genres sorted by 2025 popularity. festival presence, streaming, etc*

1. Metalcore
2. Nu-Metal
3. Death Metal
4. Black Metal
5. Thrash Metal
6. Progressive Metal
7. Doom Metal
8. Power Metal
9. Symphonic Metal
10. Folk Metal

Metal and it's subgenres are the 6th most popular genre of 2025 and are the fastest growing.*

*take with a grain of salt.

>>127502270
metal being fastest growing genre is depressing
keep normies out of good music

>>127502303
>metal
>good music

>>127502303
Metal has become umbrella term for hard rock bands that have the metal aesthetic and modern metal -like production, but it has nothing to do with metal

Genre Popularity Ranking (2025, based on streaming and cultural presence, which here means - concerts, festivals, television appearances etc.)

1. Pop
2. Hip-Hop/R&B
3. Rock (including emo and post-punk)
4. Electronic/Dance
5. Country
6. Metal (fastest growing)
7. Latin
8. K-Pop
9. Lo-Fi
10. Neo-Soul

>>127502303
Gonna change nothing since the shit I listen to won't get more clicks even if disney makes their new teen idol fad "metal"

>>127502154
>>127502138
>Warriors of the sea
>Riding forever free
>For all eternity
>Warriors of the sea
>Warriors of the sea
>Now we're forever free

Extremely comfy song. But im esl, so shouldn't the lyrics be "Sailing forever free" rather than "Riding"?

Metal music albums sales declined by 22% between 2018 and 2022.*


13% of all 2025 releases are metal and are not driven by major industry backing (grassroots).


*https://gitnux.org/music-genre-statistics/

Eyes full of angered illusion
Hiding in every daydream
So I found that life is just a game
But you know there's never been a winner
Try your hardest, just to be a loser
The world will still be turning when you're gone

any new dissodelights?

>>127502463
my first Sabbath song. those lines give me warm nostalgia

>>127502965
>warm nostalgia
As in you just crapped and pissed your diaper?

>>127497730 (OP)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-76JeiGAMgA

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NmPiESr7s-Q
>Warriors of the sea
>Riding forever free

why is this so based?
she is based

>>127503144
Doro is so fucking based

>>127503144
Not metal.

>>127501979
whooaa haha booba on the cover 0_0

>>127498778
Early Nightwish mogs Within Temptation what the fuck is wrong with you

Good morning losers

thoughts on Mayhem's experimental dissoblack era? Grand Declaration of War-Esoteric Warfare

>>127503683
Dissodiaperdisaster of the highest order.

>>127503683
Grand Declaration doesn't sound disso to me... it's just black metal. I haven't listened Chimera

Artist: Darkthrone
Album: Panzerfaust
Song: Beholding The Throne of Might

>And destruction upon the holy man
>Who hails a jew

Best Mayhem album

>>127503683
I think Chimera is great.

>>127497758
/metal/ approved hardcore

>>127503962
too many rock tunes, not enough metal, that's why their debut was the best

best metal from Slovakia?

>>127502437
maybe she thought riding (on?) the wind...

I'd still fuck Doro

>>127502842
if the album has a cover like this I'll never listen

>>127504075
I like ceremony of silence

I've got the midas touch
everything I touch
turns to gold
I've got the midas touch
baby let me touch your body and your soul

can AI write good lyrics?

>>127504177
AI would never write something as masterful as this

>>127504219
written by this thing?

>>127504235
do NOT disrespect him/her
he is a beloved and respected hero of /metal/

>>127504075
You just posted it, but picrel is up there

>>127502181
It's pretty good but peak Vothana is obviously superior to Volksraad

>>127504235
The Jute Gyte of consonant metal

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NmPiESr7s-Q

>Warriors of the sea
>Riding forever free
>For all eternity
>Warriors of the sea
>Warriors of the sea
>Now we're forever free
>For all eternity
>Warriors of the sea

basado

>>127504380
what are your favorite vothana clones?
I like the japanese/brazilian one the most

>>127504556
Reddit

>>127504235
>why, hello, fellow antifa females!

>>127504606
Virgin

>>127504606
Spreadit

>>127498028
>checks pants for wallet and phone
whew that was close.

>>127498118
it didn't though

>>127498428
LOL

morning

>>127498476
The Metric system was invented by uncivilized people though, French revolutionaries who killed people for political gain.

>>127504861
better than staying an obedient cuck like (you)

Discharge

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NmPiESr7s-Q

>Warriors of the sea
>Riding forever free
>For all eternity
>Warriors of the sea

would you rather:
listen to metalcore
listen to nu-metal

>>127505288
metalcore

>>127505246
>>127504398
The reason I prefer this Doro's song to >>127503683 Mayhem's "Grand Declaration" is that it just seems much more honest metal than that later Mayhem

Maniac read lots of Nietzsche and based the lyrics on Grand Declaration on those philosophical writings... he went to the deep end in terms of lyrics

While Doro's song is just much more simple and straightforward. It's just a "Hey, lets make a cool pirate metal song!" and it works. The lyrics are not complex, just about the warriors on the sea sailing free in the uncharted waters. No need for some dead philosophers, just pure Pirates of Caribbean kino

>>127504398
>>127505246
pirate metal?

great, another retard forcing a new meme

>>127505352
Mercyful Fate made a kino pirate song:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jD4xTRaHCoU

>>127505374
do you like rvnning wild

>>127505392
Early Running Wild, Port Royal and Under Jolly Roger... haven't listened their post 80s stuff

>>127505801
Is this the same artist on cover art who did the early Fates Warning artwork?

>>127504219
Reminds me of that Dobson cartoon kek
He saw some alpha chad in an Absurd shirt, did absolutely nothing about it except seethe like the fat pussy he is, and instead wrote a seethe-cringe song.

Listening to the 2019 remaster for Poison's Into the Abyss.
Might actually be worse than the original.
Doesn't sound like they were actually trying to improve the quality; just make it sound like a completely different production.
Weird.

LET THE DEVIL IN LET THE DEVIL IN

>>127505827
>alpha chad
>in an Absurd shirt
lol
lmao

>>127505875
>>alpha chad
>>in an Absurd shirt
>lol
>lmao

>>127505883
>no u
chudcel iq strikes again

>>127505875
>>127505883
>>127505947
you finish fighting?

>>127505883
Accurate.

fuck faggots, fuck niggers, cope and seethe

>>127506135
I already slayed the chud with my first reply

>>127506342
HEIL

Castle and the Rats

Total Rat Death

The Great Kat

>>127506342
Correct.

I'm seeing Conan tonight.

>>127506848
Say hello to Andy Richter

>>127506848
Why

Jutes and Gytes

metal?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=82BdPbzsbq4&pp=ygUSc2VsZiBpbXBvc2VkIGRlY2F5

open a new thread

>>127507133
i don't feel like doing it you do it

>>127507099
>those mouth movements
okay that's literally a humanoid bug beast

>>127507162
no you do it im embarrassed

>>127507196
>>127507196
>>127507196
NEU

>>127507204
early

>>127507204
>>127507202
oops, 2 threads... we fucked up

>>127506885
Loud guitar good

>>127507204
>>127507215
Both shit OPs. I hate you