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Anonymous No.127499490 >>127499662 >>127499679 >>127500645 >>127502501 >>127505271 >>127505547 >>127506315 >>127506322
just a quick reminder that she is 36 in December and there are very few girl pop singers who've ever had a top 10 hit past at most 33. it's kind of the equivalent of the old package of breaded chicken cutlets i cleaned out from my fridge this morning that expired three weeks ago and had mold growing on them.
Anonymous No.127499603 >>127499698
I really really just wish you'd shut the fuck up. I don't care about this woman or her music, I don't care that she's aging. You're aging and you're worthless and you will most assuredly die. These threads, your creative human life essence crystalized into pathetic little squirts of internet diarrhea. You'll probably eventually have dementia and be mumbling to yourself in 2070 about how taylor swift is a roastie as you piss and shit yourself to a death by sepsis. Go fuck yourself loser.
Anonymous No.127499650
You just called taytay a breaded chicken?
Anonymous No.127499662 >>127499700
>>127499490 (OP)
i can't believe Sabrina Carpenter frightened her this much
Anonymous No.127499670
Will she finally show up her pusy? She could do a Madonna and show everybody her pusy getting annihilated in every which way in some book and charge like $500 for it.

People would buy it.
Anonymous No.127499679
>>127499490 (OP)
just a quick reminder that she is Not music
Anonymous No.127499686 >>127499913
Just a reminder that I love her
Anonymous No.127499690 >>127499715 >>127499828
wasn't Patti Page like 37 with Hush Hush Sweet Charlotte?
Anonymous No.127499698 >>127500009
>>127499603
Anonymous No.127499700
>>127499662
we know we saw how Madonna shit herself over Britney and Christina in early 2000s
Anonymous No.127499715
>>127499690
so you named one of the very rare exceptions to the rule big deal and that was almost a fluke because it was during the height of Beatlemania and DJs who hated the Beatles played that record out of spite
Anonymous No.127499743 >>127499763
Chappell has a better ass than her, can sing better, and her butthurt at her ex comes off as real instead of a simulation.
Anonymous No.127499763
>>127499743
good thing music isn't a competition of who has the best ass.
Anonymous No.127499828
>>127499690
my mom likes that song
Anonymous No.127499913
>>127499686
https://strawpoll.com/QrgewJ7bYyp
Anonymous No.127499989
not music
Anonymous No.127499999 >>127500101
music
Anonymous No.127500009
>>127499698
not an argument
Anonymous No.127500101
>>127499999
Nice digits
Anonymous No.127500299 >>127506296
Taylor Swift is music personified.
Anonymous No.127500645
>>127499490 (OP)
rent free
Anonymous No.127502501 >>127506348
>>127499490 (OP)
Blondie peaked when Debbie was 34-36.
Anonymous No.127502575
Muh muh muh pokerface
Anonymous No.127505178
fuck all you haters
Anonymous No.127505271
>>127499490 (OP)
It is impressive
Anonymous No.127505547
>>127499490 (OP)
its sad how much swifties have to gas up your idol to validate her career and her tepid one dimensional pop slop music. kek
Anonymous No.127506296
>>127500299

Eating burgers with my wife Taytay!
Anonymous No.127506308
>number of unique IPs ITT: 1
Anonymous No.127506315
>>127499490 (OP)
The meme of focusing on aging is funny and Taylor Swift does suck, but you have to realize that this meme is going to fuck you so badly if you don't create a real distance between yourself and the meme
Anonymous No.127506322 >>127506338
>>127499490 (OP)
Anonymous No.127506338 >>127506350
>>127506322
Anonymous No.127506348
>>127502501
Blondie was a band
Anonymous No.127506350 >>127506401
>>127506338
Anonymous No.127506401 >>127506410
>>127506350
>IM AT A PLACE CALLED KFC!
Anonymous No.127506410
>>127506401
>IS EVERYTHING I WISH I EVER KNEW
>SO PLEASE, GIMME CHICKEN
>WANT TO EAT
>EEEEAAATTT!!