THIS ONE GOES OUT TO EVERY SINGLE GRILLED CHEESE SANDWICH THAT DIDN'T COME OUT THE WAY THEY WERE SUPPOSED TO
TO EVERY SINGLE TIME THERE WAS A GUY AT A PARTY THAT JUST WANTED TO HAVE SEX
AND DIDN'T
THIS ONE IS FOR EVERYONE THAT HAS EVER SHARED A PIZZA WITH SOMEONE ELSE
FOR EVERYONE THAT EVER ORDERED A MEAL AT MCDONALDS AND DIDN'T WANT IT SUPERSIZED
THIS ONE GOES OUT TO ALL OF THE TIMES YOU TOLD YOURSELF YOU WERE GOING TO SHOWER BUT THEN SPENT A WEEK MORE NOT SHOWERING
FOR ALL OF THOSE TIMES YOU BOUGHT A LEGO SET BUT JUST ENDED UP MIXING ALL OF THE LEGOS TOGETHER IN A BOX AND NEVER BUILT THE SET
AND LET'S NOT FORGET ONE OF MANY TIMES WHERE YOU STAYED UP LATE BUT WHY DID YOU STAY UP LATE?
THERE WAS NO REASON TO STAY UP LATE BECAUSE YOU DIDN'T HAVE ANYTHING TO DO THE NEXT DAY SO IT MADE NO DIFFERENCE
OR THE DAY AFTER THAT
OR THE DAY THAT CAME AFTER THAT ONE
I'M CALLING OUT EVERY SINGLE PERSON THAT EVER PRESSED THE WINDOWS BUTTON WHILE PLAYING A VIDEOGAME
TO EVERYONE THAT EVER OWNED ANYTHING MADE BY LOGITECH
THIS ONE IS FOR YOU, AND ONLY YOU
TO EVERY SINGLE TIME THERE WAS A GUY AT A PARTY THAT JUST WANTED TO HAVE SEX
AND DIDN'T
THIS ONE IS FOR EVERYONE THAT HAS EVER SHARED A PIZZA WITH SOMEONE ELSE
FOR EVERYONE THAT EVER ORDERED A MEAL AT MCDONALDS AND DIDN'T WANT IT SUPERSIZED
THIS ONE GOES OUT TO ALL OF THE TIMES YOU TOLD YOURSELF YOU WERE GOING TO SHOWER BUT THEN SPENT A WEEK MORE NOT SHOWERING
FOR ALL OF THOSE TIMES YOU BOUGHT A LEGO SET BUT JUST ENDED UP MIXING ALL OF THE LEGOS TOGETHER IN A BOX AND NEVER BUILT THE SET
AND LET'S NOT FORGET ONE OF MANY TIMES WHERE YOU STAYED UP LATE BUT WHY DID YOU STAY UP LATE?
THERE WAS NO REASON TO STAY UP LATE BECAUSE YOU DIDN'T HAVE ANYTHING TO DO THE NEXT DAY SO IT MADE NO DIFFERENCE
OR THE DAY AFTER THAT
OR THE DAY THAT CAME AFTER THAT ONE
I'M CALLING OUT EVERY SINGLE PERSON THAT EVER PRESSED THE WINDOWS BUTTON WHILE PLAYING A VIDEOGAME
TO EVERYONE THAT EVER OWNED ANYTHING MADE BY LOGITECH
THIS ONE IS FOR YOU, AND ONLY YOU